Forced by Butei's gravity

54

I sat in the living room all night, I was refreshed and not tired at all.

At seven o'clock, I made a simple breakfast and grabbed Osamu Dazai out of bed to eat. I feel like I am a bit like an old woman who works hard to take care of the bear child.

For breakfast, I fried eggs and reheated the unfinished porridge last night.But seeing Osamu Dazai eating his breakfast with his eyes squinted, he didn't seem to mind that the porridge was yesterday's.

After breakfast, he consciously packed up the dishes and put them in the sink, then shook out a newspaper and stuffed it into my hand.

"Read it to me, I don't want to read the characters." The smiling monster with a belt began to behave like a monster.

"Don't want to read it? How about I dig out your eyeballs and make you lose this function forever?" Holding the shaken newspaper, I raised my eyebrows.

The news in the newspapers was nothing to look at, and it was mainly a forced explanation of what Shibusawa Tatsuhiko had done—it was said to be a long-planned attack by terrorists, but it had been resolved.

I read the contents of the newspaper carefully, and I had to lament the ability of the authorities to tell lies. If I hadn't known everything and witnessed the scene of the dragon slaughter, I would have believed their evil.

But it’s not bad that ordinary people can be perfunctory in this way. If the truth is leaked, not only will people be panicked and the society will be in turmoil, but the government will also be questioned.

The belt monster who was acting as a demon did not stop his acting as a demon. I was forced to hold the newspaper and read the news to him with an emotionless voice while his left and right channels were switching back and forth. This Heroic Spirit felt his mouth dry.

55

Osamu Dazai took me out, and then I arrived at the detective agency. Then, under the collapsed eyes of his partner Kunikida Doppo, he took out his booklet - the complete suicide manual, and lay down on the sofa to cover it up. I fell asleep with my face on.

Sitting across from him, I could only numbly look at Kunikida Doppo's back, who was furious at him incompetently.

Are Osamu Dazai's partners easy to be angry?

Suddenly, this question popped up in my mind, and at the same time, the expression of Zhong Yuanzhong also being angry into a meme appeared.

I reviewed all the known plots, and finally nodded in agreement with this idea.

As a partner with Osamu Dazai, it is easy to shorten your life.

56

Naomi-san, who was in charge of the reception, told me that Yukichi Fukuzawa, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, wanted to see me.

I subconsciously glanced sideways at Osamu Dazai, who was pretending to be dead, and then got a wink thrown by him when he opened the page.

A bit gimmicky and greasy.

Anyway, under the guidance of Ms. Naomi, I entered the office of the president Fukuzawa Yukichi.But sitting in the office, apart from the president himself, there is also a famous detective who is busy eating snacks.

57

President Fukuzawa asked about some details about the Holy Grail War. The omnipotent wishing machine is a thing full of temptation. An unknown thing with such power and ability will definitely attract covetousness no less than a "book".

"The so-called universal wishing machine is not completely omnipotent. The way it can fulfill wishes is distorted." I thought for a while, and I don't know how long the Fuyuki Holy Grail has lasted at this time, but the Holy Grail has long been It is polluted.

Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating cookies with his head down, looked up at me, and then answered my words thoughtfully: "The so-called distortion, how far can it be twisted?"

"For example, if the winner of the War of the Holy Grail wishes 'I hope for world peace' towards the Holy Grail, then the way the Holy Grail fulfills this wish may be through disasters or massacres or other such things, resulting in only Alone."

President Fukuzawa's expression was very serious, he stood up while supporting the table.

"It's probably because of the pollution." The famous detective clapped his hands after eating the snacks, as if he was standing in the perspective of God who sees everything, and explained everything in one sentence.

"It's like this. I don't know too much. I just know that the current Holy Grail is polluted. If the Great Holy Grail is liberated, the 'black mud' will be seriously polluted."

……

We discussed a lot of things about the Holy Grail. Although the look on the face didn't change, we could still feel the seriousness and solemnity of President Fukuzawa from the momentum.

58

"What is Miss Hat's wish?" After I explained some things about the Holy Grail that I knew, and was about to leave, the detective who had been in charge of re-analyzing the details from me made such an abrupt speech.

"No."

"is that so."

"……Um."

I suddenly had an idea.

What if I make a wish to the Holy Grail to go back?Or make a wish to prevent me from going out of Zhongya in the Central Plains?

"Such a bad lie can't fool a famous detective."

The moment the door was completely closed, I heard Edogawa Ranpo say this, which made me a little confused.

I am not lying.

58

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa in a different position, hummed the tune he composed himself, and got up quickly when he saw me coming out.

As his partner, Kunikida seemed to have given up on entanglement with him, and was quickly handling some paperwork in his position.

"Zhongye—"

"What's the matter?" I resisted the urge to sigh, pressed the corner of my forehead and rubbed it.

Osamu Dazai didn't give me an answer, but grabbed my wrist and pulled me out directly. Kunikida behind him roared again, but this didn't stop Osamu Dazai from making a decision.

59

I was pulled out of the detective agency, and Osamu Dazai took me to a nearby shopping mall, in the name of buying me daily necessities, and he helped me apply for a dormitory in the armed detective agency.

I watched him take out a black card from his pocket, and showed it to me with the card between his fingers, and raised his chin proudly and said to me: "Zhongye, I stole Zhongye's card to support you -"

My expression is a little numb, stealing Nakahara Chuya's card to support me, it's you, Osamu Dazai.

Different from my numbness, Osamu Dazai was very happy, he even turned around, and the hem of the sand-colored windbreaker was rippling, like a girl's skirt.

I twitched the corners of my lips, stretched out my hand to hold down the head that was leaning over, and pushed the restless little workman away a little.

"Steal...forget it, I'm used to it, you can do whatever you want."

60

When I was taken shopping by Osamu Dazai, I didn't know that Ranpo Edogawa deduced some strange settings for me.

The famous detective who came out of the president's office sat back in his seat with puffy cheeks, raised his hand and raised a glass bead, looked at the three-colored cat by the window for a while, and then still couldn't help but twitch his fingers a little uneasy. He knocked on the desktop.

"Ranbu, what's wrong?"

This unusual move attracted other members of the detective agency, and the president, who was sensitive to feel that the detective was in a bad mood, asked directly.

"Miss Hat is a liar!" The angry detective stopped knocking on the table, opened a pair of green eyes, glanced at the place where Osamu Dazai usually stayed, and snorted softly, "Why don't you have any wishes?" , if not, how could she be summoned again—especially when she knew that there was something wrong with the Holy Grail, but most of the other heroic spirits didn't know about it."

"This..." It's just that the other members who have roughly understood the Holy Grail War are a little confused. Although they know the power of the Holy Grail, they have no interest in it, but the situation that Edogawa Ranpo said seems to be serious .

"Her wish was to 'go back,' and that was absolutely it."

"Does it mean to go back to Miss Zhongyuan's own world?" Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a moment while holding a dozen documents, and then looked at Ranpo.

But it was not a detective who answered the conversation, but a thoughtful Miss Naomi.

"Shouldn't it be just going back?"

"It's 'going back to the past of my own world'." The detective closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "She has the desire to change the past."

61

"What kind of cruel means will the polluted and distorted wishing machine realize this wish?"

62

If the Holy Grail really exists, how will this polluted Holy Grail give a twisted and crazy plan to fulfill my wish?

The author has something to say: Today's song push: Zhang Huimei's bloody love story.

This song is awesome and very suitable for all kinds of CP with strong tension.Like double black and double black and double black.

It's a Chinese song so I won't include the lyrics.

By the way, share today's funny.

Basically, my friend Dahong and I were discussing the setting of the mad-rank middle sister treasure.

I first started the voice of the Sorrow Noble Phantasm, and then I suddenly remembered that Chu also needed Dazai to help him invalidate his abilities to restore his sanity, and then I remembered that Zhongmei was set to die in battle without Dazai.

So there is the following conversation.

Me: The middle sister should be immortal when opening the Noble Phantasm. Unless the spell prevents the interruption, Dazai can only manually brake it, right?

Dahong: Dazai: When I am alive, I have to manually brake, and when I am dead, I have to manually brake.My name is not Osamu Dazai, I am Tsushima Brake

Me: (laughing.