Otherworldly scumbag

Mu Mu coughed and nodded embarrassingly: "Well, triplets, unfortunately they are all orcs."

If there were three females, he would be happy. After giving birth to this baby, he would not have to give birth. However, it was an orc, so he had to give birth to a female to be the descendant of the Mu family.

"It doesn't matter if you are an orc!" Vincentes immediately grabbed Mu Mu's wrist to feel his pulse. After more than ten seconds, his face flushed with excitement, and he shouted at Lorraine and Hill: "It's really triplets!"

"It's quite rare." Hill sighed.

"Take good care of the baby. If you are pregnant with three, your body will easily be overwhelmed." Lorraine said with a smile, even if he was as calm as he was, he was a little excited.

The atmosphere in the dining room suddenly became lively, everyone was chatting about the children around Mu Mu, Mu Mu, who was the central figure, talked the least, most of the time he played with Mu Mu with his fingers.

"Fragrant!" After all, the wood was born by Mu Mu. After only being in contact with Mu Mu for a while, he became obsessed with the smell on his body. He always wanted to climb from Luosang's legs to Mu Mu's place, but Luosang was worried about Mu Mu's big belly. , has been holding on to the wood to prevent him from passing.

Everyone chatted and chatted, and they naturally talked about the child's name. Of course, Luosang gave Mu Mu the right to name the child. Blessing or something, so I seriously thought about it.

After the three cubs are born and the wood is added, he will have four children, which is already a lot for him. It turns out that his life plan is to have two with his wife at most, because he wants a female , that is to say, he will have at least five children. If he is unlucky and the next child is an orc, then he will have six children...

Mu Mu's face darkened instantly, and he miraculously thought of a sentence: high yield is like a sow.

Considering that there are at least five children, Mu Mu thinks that it is better to choose some easy-to-remember names, such as numbers in the name, Luo what one, Luo what two, etc., but after thinking about it, he feels that this is a bit casual.

Mu Mu pondered for several minutes before he made a decision. He sought the opinions of the people around him and asked them: "How about naming it: Red Orange Yellow Green Green Blue Purple? It can be homonymous. For example, if wood is Luohong, you can use ' The 'Hong' in 'Shui' can also be used in 'Hong' in 'Great', and the next three little ones are named: Luo 'Orange', Luo 'Huang', Luo 'Green' and so on."

Mu Mu felt that such a name was easy to remember and more sincere than "one two three four".

"Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple? Are you planning to have seven children?" Vincentes' eyes lit up. He thought that Mu Mu didn't like having children, but he had already thought of the names of the seven children. He was pleasantly surprised.

"No, it's just that I want a female, so I will regenerate in the future." Mu Mu explained helplessly, and then looked at Luosang: "What do you think?"

"Yes." Luosang naturally supported Mu Mu's idea.

"Then let's think about which words to use. For wood, you can think about it in Lausanne, 'red' or the homonym of 'red'." Mu Mu didn't want to finish picking up the child's name alone, so he took half of the names. The right to decide is assigned to Lausanne.

"Hongtu's Hong, that's a good word." Luosang shook the wood in his arms: "What do you think? Wood?"

Mu Mu was gnawing his fleshy little fist, seeing Luosang asking him, no matter what he asked, he replied obediently: "Okay."

"That wood's first name is Luo Hong, so the second child is up to uncle... Father, you can decide." Mu Mu is not used to calling Lorraine "father".

"Orange is good," Lorraine said.

"Okay, the second child Luo Cheng, then the third child, Dad, you can take it."

"Am I coming?!" Vincentes was very excited. He ran to the study room and brought a book over. Mu Mu didn't understand the language of this world, but judging by the way Vincentes read it carefully, it should be Books like dictionaries.

Vincentes struggled for a long time before deciding on the third child's name: "Luo Huang! Brilliant Huang!"

"Then the fourth child..." Mu Mu looked at Hill, who was a little restless. Obviously, someone who likes Lausanne also wants to name the child.

I won’t pick it up for you, so you should be jealous, heh heh.Mu Mu sneered, would he be so stupid?The right to name the children of those who like their partners?White Lotus doesn't do that.

"Let's call the fourth child Lu, the law of self-discipline." Mu Mu said, and decided on the names of the four children. "Hong", "Cheng", "Huang" and "Lv" are meaningful and easy to remember. What a wit.

Hill was a little disappointed, but fortunately he didn't have much expectation at first, because he was soon relieved.

Since the bamboo house has not been lived in for more than a year, there is a lot of dust in it and needs to be cleaned. Mu Mu and Luo Sang stayed with Lorraine for one night, and Vincents and Hill helped clean it the next day. , The two went back to live, and then that evening, Philip came to see them with a sheep cub and a bear cub in his arms.

Lausanne was not there when Philip came, and he and Lorraine went to see the sea monster, so Mu Mu sat in the living room and chatted with Philip, staring at the sheep and bears in his arms, and asked him: "What kind of sea monster do you raise?" pet?"

"No, no, my child with Charles." Philip smiled shyly, and gave Mu Mu a very weird answer.

"Child?" Mu Mu's eyes widened.

"Adopted, Shire and I are both orcs, and if they can't have children, Shire went to find out who in the tribe had too many children and couldn't raise them, and then brought these two little guys back." Philip softly Looking at the two little beasts in his arms.

Mu Mu was speechless, it was a good thing, but their family...a black panther, a white wolf, a gray sheep, a brown bear...

Is this a zoo?Mu Mu held back a smile, thinking it was quite interesting.

Philip chatted with Mu Mu for a while, and then asked him: "Mu Mu, do you still want to farm? I want to return the land you gave me before."

"Planting land..." Mu Mu thought for a while, considering that he would have a lot of children in the future, milk fruit should be in great demand, so he nodded bluntly: "Okay."

"Great! We can farm together again!" Philip was very happy. Since Mumu and Luosang left, he would always think of them when he looked at the field, and he always felt lonely.

"But I probably won't start planting until after giving birth." Mu Mu said, he has three in his stomach, and he dare not tire himself out.

Speaking of fields, Mu Mu couldn't help but think of Xilin. He remembered that Xilin asked him if he wanted to be his apprentice. Learning to make musical instruments from him is a craft. It's been so long now, and he didn't know that Xilin had accepted an apprentice. No.

But the river bridge fell, and Shirin's shop is gone, right?

Thinking of this, Mu Mu asked Philip: "Is Xilin your father? Has he accepted a disciple?"

"Yes, and two more." Philip replied.

Accept it, forget it.Mu Mu rejected him first, but now he is really ashamed to ask him to be a teacher. Besides, he may not have the time, and he has to take care of the children and farm the land, which is probably enough for him to be busy.

Philip left with his sheep and bear cubs, and he returned from Lausanne just after he left, and brought back an oversized octopus leg.

"The sea monster was slaughtered by you?" Mu Mu looked at the octopus leg. It turns out that the so-called sea monster is a giant octopus.

"I'll take care of your wife, so the sea monster is of course not a problem." Luosang joked with Mu Mu, and foolishly called himself "wife" to Mu Mu. He didn't know what his wife meant, but he only knew that every time he called Mu Mu's husband , Mu Mu was very happy.

Mu Mu laughed on the spot, and patted Luosang on the back happily: "My wife, you are really amazing, hahaha."

She really likes to call me wife.Luosang looked at Mu Mu who was smiling from ear to ear, and couldn't help showing a doting smile, thinking that he could call Mu Mu "husband" a few more times in the future to make him happy.

When winter came, Mu Mu’s belly was surprisingly big, which made Mu Mu worry that his belly would not shrink back after giving birth. Vincentes comforted him with the experience of others: “Don’t worry, my belly was the same as yours when I was pregnant with Lausanne. It’s about the same size, didn’t it shrink back later?”

After finishing speaking, Vincents took out a bottle of ointment: "This is a skin tightening cream, which is very effective in tightening the skin. Look at my face, it was painted with this. No one can guess my skin when I go out. They are all in their 40s, you can use it on your whole body, wipe it once in the morning and evening, to ensure eternal youth and beauty.”

After finishing speaking, Vincents leaned closer to Mu Mu's ear, and added viciously: "The place behind can also be wiped."

Mu Muqian accepted the ointment with a smile, intending to save it for wiping his stomach after giving birth, but Vincentes brought him another bottle half a month later.

"I reckoned that you probably ran out of the previous bottle of firming cream, so I made another bottle for you." Vincentes gave Mu Mu a thumbs up: "Son-in-law, just use it! If it's not enough, I'll give it to you again." Do!"

I'm useless at all.Mu Mu grabbed the bottle of firming cream, looked at Vincents who was in high spirits, and couldn't bear to disappoint him, so he silently accepted the bottle of firming cream.

After Mu Mu piled up four bottles of firming cream, he thought about it, anyway, it would be a waste to leave it alone, so it is better to use it, so he tried it for a few days, and his skin became supple and shiny.

"Are you growing backwards?" Luosang noticed Mu Mu's changes, and walked around him a few times: "I always feel like you look like a teenager now."

"..." Damn, how did he know that the effect was so good, no need, men still need to be more mature to be more attractive.

Mu Mu murmured in his heart, at this time he heard Luosang say again: "The skin is so tender...I like it so much!"

After Luosang finished speaking, he gnawed at Mu Mu. Mu Mu looked at his shining right eye, was silent for a while, and then decided to continue using the firming cream.

A woman is a person who pleases herself, this sentence seems to apply to gay men as well.

In the spring, Luosang led a team of tribesmen to catch sacrifices in the central jungle. This time he caught a mammoth-like giant elephant. When Mumu saw Luosang sitting on the giant elephant, he listened to the surroundings. People's admiration made me feel proud.

That was his partner, his wife!

Vincentes gradually didn't care about his gray hair, he regained contact with his former friends, and he was able to talk and laugh happily with his uncle and friends at the Spring Festival. Mu Mu was very pleased with this, but when he Knowing that Vincentes met everyone, he would say: "My family, Mu Mu, is pregnant with triplets! Triplets!" After that, Mu Mu angrily broke the chopsticks in his hand, and the low air pressure emitted from his body was terrified. The "zoo family" sitting next to him.

Don't give me publicity everywhere!I am ashamed!Mu Mu broke and broke the chopsticks in his hand, but he still couldn't completely get rid of the idea that "it's strange for men to have children".

Little Xiong innocently raised his head and asked Philip, "Father Philip, is Uncle Mu Mu's face cramp?"

The lamb was straightforward and cried out of fright: "Wow!"

Charles handed a meat skewer to the lamb, and the lamb immediately showed the quality of a foodie, stopped crying, and ate the meat skewer with tears in his eyes, Charles lovingly touched the lamb's head, then turned to Mu Mu Said: "Mu Mu, don't scare my children, okay?"

Mu Mu pointed the middle finger at Xia Er, but he still had a kind attitude. He passed a piece of meat to the foodie sheep, and stuffed a gadget into the cute bear, successfully restoring his image in the eyes of the two little guys.

In the summer, Mu Mu entered the expected date of delivery, and all the staff were in a state of excitement, looking forward to the birth of the three little ones.

One morning in mid-June, Mu Mu gave birth.

"It's coming out! Little Orange is coming out!" Vincentes held the "hot" little leopard just "out of the oven", and called Hill in a panic: "Bring that piece of orange cloth! This is the second child. , don't make a mistake!"

Hill immediately took the orange soft cloth to wrap the hot little leopard and put it in the basket, and then helped to deliver the baby.

"Xiao Huang is coming out too! Hey, it's really pitch black, just like Xiao Cheng, hurry up and get the yellow cloth! Yellow cloth!"

Hill took the yellow soft cloth and wrapped the third child Luo Huang, and put it next to the second child Luo Cheng.

"Oh, little guy, Xiaoli, the leg that comes out first." Vincents smiled and grabbed the little black panther's leg, and carefully dragged it out of Mu Mu's body. When they said that the children had already come out, they found that Mu Mu had already fainted in Luosang's arms.

Vincents was taken aback, then smiled, and said softly to the unconscious Mu Mu, "Thank you."

A faint smile appeared on the corner of Mu Mu's mouth in a coma.