Otherworldly scumbag

Extra episode [-]: Mu Mu's eight sons

Mu Mu has always wanted to give birth to a female to be the descendant of the Mu family, but God refused.

Hong was 4 years old, Cheng Huanglu was two years old, and Mu Mu was pregnant with his third child. When he learned that there was an orc in his belly, he frowned slightly and said nothing.

Mu Mu thought that if he was unlucky, his next child would be an orc, so he had a good temper and gave birth to the fifth child: Luo Qing.

Hong is 5 years old, Cheng Huanglu is 3 years old, and Qing is half a year old. Mu Mu is pregnant with her fourth child, but she is still a beastman.

"Hmm..." Mu Mu's face was a little gloomy, and he thought about it: "Isn't the ratio of orcs to females three to one? I have already given birth to five sons, and it stands to reason that I should conceive a female anyway." □? Why is this baby still an orc?”

"Well...you're lucky." Vincentes gave medicine to Hong with a dry smile. Hong lived with Luosang and Mu Mu when he was three years old. This kid has a fair face similar to Mu Mu, but his temperament is easy After leaving Lausanne, I don’t talk much, and I especially like to run in the wild. No, I had a fight with a wild dog in the woods this morning, and then I dragged the wild dog back home. Now Luosang is peeling the wild dog. As for the dog's skin, Xie Hong hunted the first prey in his life.

"My luck is too bad!" Mu Mu frantically stirred the milk in the pot angrily, which was what Qing wanted to drink later.

"The next baby must be a female." Vincentus comforted Mu Mu with a smile.

Mu Mu struggled for several months, and reluctantly gave birth to his sixth child: Luo Lan.

Thought she had given birth to six orcs, Mu Mu firmly believed that her next child would be a female. However, Mu Mu's fifth child was still pregnant with an orc!

"I won't give birth!" Mu Mu said firmly, "There are already enough orc sons, there is no need to add another one."

"Since there are already so many, it doesn't matter if there is one more." Luosang coaxed Mu Mu, rubbed his shoulders, and then gestured to the group of sons next to him with his eyes. The little guys who had already discussed in advance embraced together come over.

"Father, give birth to the seventh child." The eldest child rubbed Mu Mu's left hand.

"That's right, since I'm pregnant." The second child rubbed Mu Mu's right hand.

"And grandpa said that abortion is very harmful." The third child rubbed Mu Mu's left leg.

"Also, Dad, think about it, 'red orange yellow green blue' is all there, only 'purple' is missing." The fourth child rubbed Mu Mu's right leg.

The three-year-old five held a fruit plate with short legs and offered it: "Father, eat fruit!"

The two-year-old Xiao Liu twitched his little butt in front of him, and performed a dance for Mu Mu.

Mu Mu gritted his teeth, determined not to compromise, "No!"

"Father..." The triplets who were born to be actors burst into tears instantly. The eldest one doesn't have such great acting skills, so he sighed pretending to be old-fashioned, and the fifth brother blinked and looked at his three crying brothers. His head was full of question marks, while Xiao Liu was still twisting his little butt happily.

Actually, actually cried!Mu Mu looked at the crying triplets, and was successfully defeated by their acting skills, "Then... okay."

here you go!Lausang, who was beating his back behind Mu Mu, gave his six good sons a thumbs up. The eldest, second, third, and fourth sons also gave Lausang a thumbs up. The tacit understanding between father and son was perfect, but the fifth child was still confused. water, while Xiao Liu was still wriggling his little buttocks "la la la".

So one year later, Mu Mu had seven sons: Luo Tu.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have taken red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple." Mu Mu hugged the newborn Xiaoqi, and sighed: "When I took one, two, three, and four, maybe the fifth child would be a female."

Xiao Wu, who was playing marbles with Xiao Liu, suddenly raised his head: "I'm a female?! Then can I not train?"

"You just like to play." Mu Mu gave Lao Wu a sideways look, and then screamed: "Little Six ate the marbles! Lao Wu hit him!"

"Hey!" Old Wu slapped Xiao Liu on the back forcefully, and Xiao Liu spit out the marbles in his mouth with a "poof", and because of the force, he threw a dog forward, and so on. When he got up, there were two streams of nosebleeds under his nose. The little guy reached out and touched his nose. Instead of crying, he smiled silly.

Just as the boss passed by, he saw that Xiao Liu had a nosebleed, so he took him to the yard for cleaning.

"Ah! Xiaoliu has a nosebleed!" One of the triplets screamed in the yard.

"Brother, how can you do this! It's wrong to beat your younger brother!" another of the triplets said.

"I didn't hit it." The boss cried out.

"Don't quibble! I know who you are!" said another of the triplets.

very noisy.With a sullen face, Mu Mu put Xiaoqi into the soft basket, then carried the basket back to the bedroom, took out the sound-proof earplugs and stuffed them into his ears, and lay down to take a nap.

When he woke up, he felt someone touching his face. Mu Mu opened his eyes and saw Luosang sitting on the edge of the bed with his head down looking at him.

"When is it?" Mu Mu yawned, pulled out the earplugs in his ears, and then habitually turned his head to look at the head of the bed, where the black fur ball was sleeping peacefully.

"It's still early." Luosang bowed his head and kissed Mu Mu: "You look so cute when you sleep."

Mu Mu smiled slightly, and bit Luosang's lower lip: "It's been eight years, haven't you seen enough?"

"I can't see enough." Luosang pressed onto Mu Mu, and the two of them rolled half a circle on the bed, turning into Mu Mu lying on Luosang's body.

There were faint sounds of children playing outside, and Mu Mu, who was still a little confused, leaned his head on Luosang's chest, listening to his strong heartbeat, and gradually became clear after a few minutes of delay. It was because of Luosang's hands on his body. mischief.

"Don't make trouble." Sensing a hardening somewhere in Luosang, Mu Mu quickly looked towards the door, and was relieved only after seeing that the door had been bolted.

There are many children in the family, and Mu Mu forgot to lock the door when he was lingering with Luosang. As a result, the triplets who were fighting everyday broke in. After that, Mu Mu didn't have the face to look directly at the triplets for a month.

"Let me do it." Luosang rubbed against Mu Mu.

"No... What if I'm pregnant again?" Mu Mu said gloomily, with a face full of reluctance.

"It's okay, the next child will definitely be female." Luosang gently and domineeringly took off Mu Mu's pants...

Luosang really hit the mark. A year later, Mu Mu had her eighth child, a female!

"Female little brother!"

"Is his dick different from ours?"

"Smaller than ours?"

Mu Mu looked at the seven sons who were crowding around the basket to watch their younger brothers, and suddenly he thought of the Dragon Ball magically. It is said that if you collect all seven "Dragon Balls" of different colors, you can summon...

a female.

Mu Mu was embarrassed, and then laughed to himself, no matter what, he could finally not have to regenerate anyway.

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Extra episode [-]: Mu Mu and Mu Cheng

Mu Cheng is Mu Mu's eighth child and the only female child.

Mu Cheng is very similar to Mu Mu, not only in face, but also in personality, just like a miniature version of Mu Mu, so although he is the youngest child, he rides on top of the seven orc brothers.

"Brother! Wipe my ass!" Mu Cheng squatted in the toilet and yelled, pouted his little butt, the boss rushed up, picked up the younger brother, put him on his lap, and wiped his butt.

"Fifth brother! I want to eat honey! Help me get it!" Mu Cheng pointed at the beehive on the tree and shouted at the fifth brother. The fifth brother climbed the tree neatly, planted the beehive, and then ran wildly in the forest, followed by a swarm of bees. Cheng took the honeycomb home and ate it.

"Brother Liu, that little wild boar is quite cute." Mu Cheng pointed to a little wild boar not far away, and saw Xiao Liu rush out in a hurry, and then dragged the dying little wild boar back with injuries all over his body. .

"Father! Brother Seven broke your violin!" Mu Cheng ran to complain to Mu Mu, unscrupulously let Xiao Qi take the blame, Xiao Qi was taken aback, then smiled embarrassingly, and carried it for Mu Cheng This crime was scolded by Mu Mu.

As for the second, third, and fourth...Mu Cheng didn't dare to order the triplets because they were born actors. After seeing their face-changing speed with his own eyes, little Mu Cheng treated them like a book. Three poured out a wave of respect.

Because he was so favored, Mu Cheng began to order the people around him to give him...to steal Philip's honey to eat.

Mu Cheng likes to eat honey, but he can't let his brothers poke honeycombs all the time, and Philip is a master at collecting honey, and he can always gather several jars of honey every spring. It was soon eaten up by Mu Cheng.

Mu Cheng was so hungry that he ran to ask Philip for it. Mu Mu didn't pay much attention at first, until he found that Mu Cheng had three decayed teeth.

"From today! No honey!" Mu Mu issued a ban on Mu Cheng, and ran to tell Philip not to give Mu Cheng any more honey. Naturally, Philip listened to Mu Mu, so Mu Cheng went to knock on it again. The door asked him for honey, but he didn't give it.

do not give?Then steal it!The greedy Mu Cheng had a twisted mind, let the elder brother steal today, and the fifth brother steal tomorrow, and the brothers took turns sending them to steal. Philip knew it, but he didn't expose it, but in the end Mu Mu found out. up.

How did Mu Mu know?The triplets gossiping in front of them:

"I saw Xiao Qi go through the window of Uncle Philip's house yesterday. Why is he sneaking around?"

"who knows."

"By the way, Xiao Wu poked Xiao Ba's honeycomb again? I saw Xiao Ba sitting under a tree eating honey yesterday."

Mu Mu, who was cooking, became suspicious, so he followed Mu Cheng for two days and caught him sending his boss to steal honey.

Mu Mu became angry on the spot. He walked over angrily and opened Mu Cheng's small mouth to see that the number of decayed teeth had increased from three to four. He then cursed: "You're eating honey again! Eat it! Look at you! There are only a few teeth growing, and four of them are decayed!"

Mu Cheng is also timid and bold. When he saw Mu Mu scolding him, he not only didn't panic, but also said calmly, "It's okay. I will change my teeth after Grandpa tells you."

"Even if you want to change your teeth, you can't eat like this!" Mu Mu said sullenly.

"What's the matter?" Mu Cheng pouted.

Mu Mu saw that he had no intention of admitting his mistakes at all, he was furious, and felt that he had to teach this little son a lesson, otherwise he would go to heaven.

Mu Mu then grabbed Mu Cheng's little hand and dragged him into the house. Several children in the family had gathered here when Mu Mu started scolding, and Mu Cheng was a little scared when he saw Mu Mu's eyes were fierce. In fear, he twitched his little hand and ran away.

Seeing him running away, Mu Mu sneered, walked to the door unhurriedly, and shouted at Mu Cheng, "Run? Where can you run?"

Mu Mu's tone was full of sarcasm and the imposing manner of an adult. If it were an ordinary child, he would have been intimidated, but Mu Cheng not only didn't stop after hearing this, but turned around and scolded Mu Mu by name and surname: "Mu Mu Wood! You bastard!"

Mu Mu instantly ignited his anger, he picked up the broom and chased after him: "Who are you scolding! It's against you! How dare you scold me! I don't even look at who gave birth to you bastard! "

Seeing Mu Mu chasing him with a broom, Mu Cheng immediately ran to Vincentes and Lorraine's house in fright. Vincentes was drying herbs, and saw a big one and a small one running towards him with smoke from a distance. , couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"What's the matter..." Just as Vincentes was about to open his arms to hug the little grandson who rushed over, Mu Mu caught Mu Cheng.

"Dare to scold me! You are brave enough!" Mu Mu raised his broom and hit Mu Cheng on the buttocks. Mu Cheng cried "Wow!" for the first time, Vincentus felt sorry for his grandson, and hurriedly He rushed forward and hugged Mu Mu.

"Don't hit! He's still a child!"

"Children should be punished for making mistakes!" Mu Mu pushed Vincentes away. He wanted to give Mu Cheng a few more blows with the broom, but seeing him crying so loudly, his heart softened all of a sudden, but he still felt angry. , so he threw away the broom and switched to beating with his hands, "Crack! Crack! Crack!" at Mu Cheng's ass.

Just when Lausanne came back at this time, he saw an interesting scene in the courtyard of Vincentes’ house. Mu Mu was spanking Mu Cheng’s ass. Let him continue beating, but he couldn't stop it, and the group of children in his family were all lying on the fence of the yard to watch the fun.

Luosang froze for a moment, walked over and asked his children, "What happened?"

The boss quickly replied: "My little brother asked me to steal Uncle Philip's honey for him to eat, but my dad found out."

"Oh." Luosang understood, and then stood outside the fence to watch.

Vincentes had already noticed that Lausanne was back, and thought he would come up to try to persuade them to fight, but he didn't expect him to be a spectator with the kid over there.

"Small! You are here to persuade me!"

Luosang smiled: "I will always stand by Mu Mu's side."

A group of boys next to him were ashamed, their father sold a good son.

Vincentes was angry, but fortunately Lorraine came back at this time. Mu Mu always respected Lorraine, so he stopped and explained the reason for beating Mu Cheng.

"You have to take good care of it." Lorraine also stood by Mu Mu's side. Although Vincentes felt distressed, seeing the four decayed teeth in Mu Cheng's mouth, he had no choice but to sigh, and hugged Mu Cheng who was crying. The house went to see the butt.

Naturally, Mu Cheng stayed at Vincentes' house that night, and Mu Mu's complexion was always bad.

"Okay, I'll help you teach him later." Luosang rubbed Mu Mu's back and coaxed him nicely.

"Naturally." Mu Mu said with a cold face, thinking that Luosang chose to stand on his side today, he couldn't help but feel better.

Leaning back on Luosang's chest, Mu Mu let out a long breath, and complained to Luosang: "Xiaoba, that bastard, you still call me a bastard today."

Lausanne curled his lips and smiled: "He follows your temper."

Mu Mu snorted, noncommittal, but couldn't help but think of when he was a child, he also scolded his father by name.

Hey, it's exactly the same as when he was a child.

Mu Mu, who was quite angry at first, couldn't help laughing, Luosang kissed his neck: "What are you laughing at?"

Mu Mu smiled without saying a word, he closed his eyes, and began to recall his childhood, his past.

Luosang saw that he closed his eyes as if he was remembering something, so he calmed down, hugged Mu Mu and recalled the past.

That year, when the young man hugged on the tree lowered his head, he saw himself and the whole world through his dark eyes.

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In the room, the triplets are playing Dou Di Zhu, which Mu Mu taught them of course.

"Is my little brother crying now?" The second child played a j.

"Hee hee, who told him to bully the boss, the fifth, the sixth and the seventh." The fourth played an ace.

"Brothers and brothers are respectful." The third child played a 2, and then winked at the second and fourth child: "Is it? My lovely second brother and fourth brother."

"Naturally, so third brother, shouldn't you let your second brother be kind? Xiao Wang!"

"There are no brothers on the battlefield! Your Majesty!"

(End of the article)