Lily of those years opened the way [Quick Transmigration]

"Master, why do I feel your expression is so wretched?"

Mr. System grinned and asked me.

I also grinned: I was found.

Well, in fact, my focus should not be that the bed made by Baiyun is comfortable to roll, but should be... ahem, it should be why the system gentleman has such a straightforward (wretched) white (twisty) idea! ?

However, there are more powerful ones to come.

After I returned to Tiangong, I had just entered the Lily Pavilion when Mr. System rushed over and pushed me onto the bed.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?" I panicked.

"Master, we used to do this often, you have to get used to it."

A certain system smiled and lay on my stomach, pinching and pinching.

"Hey!" I exclaimed, "What are you doing?! What are you pinching?!!!"

"Squeeze the fat, Master, you gained weight after you descended to earth." Continue to pinch and pinch, "Master has a lot of flesh, the belly is layered, like a gourd (*︶*)...:*"

"!!!!"What?What the hell? !What gourd?Is that layered?

I was shocked.At the same time, the upper and lower layers of round gourds were filled in the brain.

However, I was still too young, because a certain system actually sang: "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine..."

I rub!

I retract my stomach and collapse.

Nima, you look fat even if you lie down halfway and bend your stomach! !

Well, now I shouldn't worry about my obesity, but I should be angry at her teasing me, okay?

However, I can't get angry at all because it's clear... she's very comfortable to serve O(≧▽≦)O

Obviously, she is still familiar with my body, and my body is indeed used to her.

So, I half-closed my eyes enjoying it, and said, "By the way, how did we get along before? I don't even remember. Can my memory in heaven come back?"

The person lying on top of me paused and remained silent for a few seconds before continuing to serve me hard: "Of course."

I felt a little wrong, and asked: "What about my memory? How to restore it?"

"Memory..." Mr. System repeated panting lightly, and then, he worked harder in his hands——

"what--!"

With a cry, my soul was sent to the sky... the whole person seemed to have entered the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.

Suddenly, I couldn't remember what to ask.

In this way, I was handled by a system.

I was taken care of by a thing I made with my own hands that is not even a human being (.︿.)

Yes, I still suffer.

Just like that, I became the first immortal in history to be crushed by a system...

For this reason, the newly promoted "people and things" matchmaker even came to me and asked if I needed to give me a rope.

"Did you hang yourself?" I was dejected.

It's really shameless to live, and the embarrassment is thrown in front of my colleagues.

"People, things." The matchmaker was speechless: "Sister, our red rope is used to tie marriages."

Oh, yes, the red rope in Yuelao Palace is not for hanging, but for marriage.

and many more!

What marriage? !

"Who is married to whom?!" I looked at her in shock, with a bad premonition in my heart.

You must know that this "person and thing" matchmaker is a marginalized existence.

Back then, besides man and woman, man and woman, and woman and man, there was also man-beast love and character love... The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother directly added a new category of matchmaker, which was specially responsible for the marriage of people with special animal fetishes and fetishes.

For example, now there are girls who marry their own dogs, and there are boys who marry blow-up dolls...all under her control.

Because such people are very few after all, so the "people and things" matchmaker has almost nothing to do. She is usually very idle and often travels around, which makes us very envious.This is like a colleague who has the same benefits as you, but has a lot less workload than you, and travels around while you are working and posts in Moments...

Therefore, in order not to arouse hatred, this matchmaker has always kept a low profile.Gradually, I just went out to play silently, and didn't talk to us much.So much so that we don't know how she fell in love with an animal later.All I know is that she fell in love with a red-haired fox, who transformed into a human after her, and became the new matchmaker of "people and things".

Because she is both a matchmaker and a fox, this new matchmaker always calls me sister.

And what she said to me today clearly meant something.

"I have nothing to do with that...with that system." I quickly explained.

Although I no longer remember the details of getting along with this "colleague" in my mind, and although the system has long been able to transform into a human form, I still feel the need to explain to my colleagues what I have done with the system.

The "person and thing" matchmaker smiled slightly: "Sister, you don't need to explain anything. When she fell in love with me, she always refused to admit it. But, the heart can't lie to yourself. One day, you will follow yourself heart go.

"Uh……"

The "she" in her mouth is naturally the previous "person and thing" matchmaker.Indeed, it is indeed difficult for everyone to accept when they know that they are in love with an animal or an object.After all, she was just a red fox back then, a real red fox—an animal.

But, I don't think I'm doing it for this reason.

Because I definitely don't like the system!Well, it is!

I like many people, although they are all virtual, but everyone is human.How can I love a system?A virtual string of numbers and symbols? !Although, her service skills... are really good ==

"If my sister insists so much, I can do whatever I want, but I think my sister will soon follow her heart."

"People, things" The matchmaker covered her mouth and smiled, then left.A look of understanding.

"Soon" indeed.

In less than a month, I had surrendered.

Well, that guy's kung fu is really - great! (cover face)

After traveling through books for so many lives, this is the first time that I was completely surrendered by the opponent's kung fu~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Of course, the premise is that she still has that face.

That face is the face of my mutual lover who has been reincarnated for so many lifetimes... It really feels different.Well, she must have already laid the groundwork for today.The routine is deep~~~~~ In short, when I see her face (and hands) now, I can't help grinning... Then, I really want to lie flat (hold the forehead). . .

So, at this point, it's really inappropriate not to admit that I like her.

So, I shyly ran to find the character matchmaker, lowered my head and swayed: "Well, do you... have a rope?"

"What are you doing? Hang yourself?"

"..." Bad guys~~~~(>_<)~~~~

However, I had something to ask for, so I swayed for a while, and finally, I lowered my head and pinched the corner of my clothes with a blushing face to explain: "I'm talking about the red rope, the red rope of karma."

"Ah, you actually want to use my red string? What do you like?"

This matchmaker is also sharp-tongued, no wonder matchmakers in the world are always eloquent~~~~(>_<)~~~~

I continued pinching the corner of my clothes: "That's it... that's the system."

My heart is crazily complaining: Nima, what is "what the hell"?Have you forgotten that you yourself are just a "thing"!hum!

Of course, there are still some differences, she is an animal, and my system is neither an animal nor a plant, it is a virtual data created by me...

"Yeah, didn't my sister say that I definitely don't like your system?"

She feigned surprise and asked.

me……

I couldn't bear it any longer, and rushed forward to scratch her face: "Will you give it? Will you give it? Will you give it?!"

On the surface of the Milky Way not far away, two foxes, one red and one white, are reflected in each other, rolling into a ball == (the slightly fat one is me.)