The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Chapter 223 Civet Cats Are Not Cats[F]

Back then, Gu Qing had transmigrated into a raccoon spirit—if it was a civet cat that couldn’t become a spirit, it would be another story—replacing the concubine Li Chen that Guo Huai wanted to replace with his raccoon cat. The prince who was born, but the prince was not drowned by Guo Huai himself, but he was handed over to Kou Zhu, a palace man whom he bribed, and Kou Zhu drowned him, but Kou Zhu finally gave birth to a feeling of compassion. She couldn't bear to kill the newborn child, so she thought of a way to take the child out of the palace.

Originally, they secretly sent the little prince away, but in a blink of an eye, they heard that Concubine Li Chen gave birth to a prince. The dragon's heart was overjoyed, and Kou Zhu was so shocked that he didn't dare to go back to the palace, so he took the little prince and fled the court.Concubine Liu De was also in extreme shock at that time. Later, Guo Huai wanted to clear her innocence and thought of Kou Zhu. Only then did she find that Kou Zhu was gone. Zhu, this is not conducive to clearing up his grievances, so he faked Kou Zhu's death, which in turn helped Kou Zhu.

At that time, Gu Qing was just in shape, struggling with baby instinct and cat instinct, and he was really "alone" at that time. After he established the cat clan network and sealed the Zhongshuling, he finally remembered The little prince who was replaced, after careful inspection, found that the little prince was not dead, and lived with Kou Zhu.

Gu Qing was very happy that the little prince did not die. If he had died then, the story would be much less interesting, so he has been secretly watching the little prince.The little prince and Kou Zhu used to live very poorly, but since Gu Qing intervened, they have been lucky since then, they can pick up silver ingots when they stumble while walking; if they pick up a jade pendant and give it to the owner, they can become more learned gentlemen; faint The tramp at the door of the house wakes up and turns into a master of martial arts-don't ask the logic of this, if you want to talk about logic, what should they say if they can catch clams with pearls in them when they fish casually from the small river Well, you must know that there have never been mussels in that small river—Kou Zhu never felt that there was anything wrong with this #好运lianlian# incident. She knew the identity of the little prince very well, and secretly regarded him as the little prince God bless, well, to some extent Kou Zhu has the truth.

Time passed, 24 years have passed, and they are now settled in Xiangyang.According to the law of luck e, the little prince will meet the nobleman again. Who is the biggest nobleman in Xiangyang? Zhao Jue, King of Xiangyang, the youngest brother of Zhenzong, went to the fief when he became an adult. He has never been here except for court summons all these years Bianliang City.Unlike the Eight Sage Kings, he was the assistant minister that Zhenzong pointed out to the officials before his death, so he lived in Bianliang for a long time.

Has Gu Qing ever said that the little prince looks very much like Zhenzong?

Oh, it doesn't matter if you haven't said it, anyway, Zhao Jue, a very ambitious and self-motivated prince, will find out.As for Zhao Jue's ambition?Isn't the prince who doesn't want to be the emperor a real warrior?

#狼猫化太子# The legendary drama began slowly in the second year of Jingyou (AD 1035)——

May [-]th is the holy birthday of the official family, and Fan Guo came to the court together.

Not to mention the Liao Kingdom, he was beaten to the ground when he was in the official house, and he hasn't gotten up until now.

As for Xixia, who emerged after the fall of the Liao Kingdom, they may have learned the lessons of the Liao Kingdom, and they did not come to harass the lower borders like the Liao Kingdom did before. This Xixia Kingdom is very sincere in establishing diplomatic relations. Then they admire my Great Song Dynasty and hope to learn my culture and technology of the Great Song Dynasty.

Originally, this kind of thing is not uncommon in the history of the Central Plains. Doesn't this show my position as the leading brother in the Central Plains?However, this set is not feasible in this dynasty. The envoy of Xixia proposed it with a look of admiration, and the minister who was full of quick brains rolled his eyes under his nose. Xixia is a proper scheming bitch. How can he imitate us from the Central Plains? With advanced technology, you have grown stronger in a blink of an eye. Will you attack our Central Plains again?When we are fools.Oh, this is a sweep of those precedents in history, but what? Zhuzhechi is near Mozhehei#.

The courtiers all thought this way, and the official sat on the dragon chair on the nine-story imperial steps, and uttered a single syllable with a high front and a low back, "I have never been an emperor's teacher, but I can give it a try. Worshiping me three times and bowing down nine times as my teacher, I will definitely know everything about the king of Xixia."

Xixia came to envoy: "...What do you mean??"

"Didn't you say that the king of Xixia admired the skills of my Great Song Dynasty and wanted to learn? Naturally, this learning requires apprenticeship? Could it be that you Xixia want to learn secretly? You haven't even mentioned the tuition fee, so you are so stingy? It seems that Xixia The people here are not the biological sons of the King of Xixia, they are probably the stepson, and those who stutter and drank are dismissed. Alas, I almost feel sorry for the people of Xixia.” When the officials said this, all the civil and military officials in the Manchu Dynasty I looked at the floor and couldn't help laughing. Once the government's nonsense and obsession with Dafa comes out, no matter how eloquent you are, you will be dizzy.

Of course, the king of Xixia would not worship the officials of the Song Dynasty three times and nine times as his teacher. This lower generation is determined to be unbearable, so he can only bear the blame of the king of Xixia who loves the people as he loves his stepson. But for the sake of dignity, he has to break his teeth and mix blood swallow.When this incident was reported back to the Song Dynasty, the officials also breathed a sigh of relief: "It is said that 'one day will be a teacher and one will be a father forever'. I am still in my prime, how can I bring an oil bottle?"

This seemed to disregard Xixia. Hearing this statement, the king of Xixia immediately spit out blood in anger. He endured this "mouth humiliation" and waited for another day, hum!

Therefore, before the arrival of the "future day", the king of Xixia had to pretend to be a grandson and come obediently to celebrate the birthday of the officials.

In addition to Fan Guo, there are also the "exile" imperial relatives and relatives of the Song Dynasty. Naturally, there is Zhao Jue, the king of Xiangyang. At the palace banquet where there were only internal people, the troupe brought by Zhao Jue presented an opera of "civet cat for the prince", which almost perfectly restored the event that Concubine Liu De ordered Guo Huai to exchange the peeled civet cat for the prince. And what's even more exciting is that in the opera, there is really a civet cat wearing a dragon robe and singing.

Although the names in the play are all "Zhang Guan Li Dai", but when Zhenzong promised that the husband's son would be the queen, and the concubine Li Chen became the prince, everyone still remembers it, so the courtiers gradually figured it out. Is the King of Xiangyang accusing Sang and scolding Huai?Calling the official family a civet cat?How much ambition and leopard guts did this eat?

It's not that the courtiers are not imaginative enough, it's just that this ghostly story is too bizarre and beyond reality, how could they equate officials with raccoons.

Therefore, there are several situations for the audience watching the theater: the first one is the official family, and the old man watched it with great interest; the second one is the mysterious Xiangyang King Zhao Jue. The complacency of living in a "little pigtail", then the hesitation of the official when he observed that there was nothing unusual, and then the disdain that this is the official's dying struggle; as for the third type, it is using or Those who disapprove or look at Zhao Jue's civil and military affairs with the eyes of martyrs or fools, including the Eight Sage Kings who frown because of disapproval.

Zhao Jue was too engrossed in the bright future of the future, he didn't notice the gazes cast by other people, and when he came to his senses at the end of the song, he glanced casually, and finally caught those gazes, immediately " ..."

The Baxian King's face was as deep as water, and he was still thinking about his brotherhood, and he scolded Zhao Jue for making him apologize to the officials.Zhao Jue sneered at the moment: "Brother, if he is really the dragon species of our Zhao family, I would be willing to kowtow to him a thousand or eight hundred heads, but is he?"

Is this because I forgot to take my medicine before going out?

Or is this another pre-colluded drama?

The official immediately came out and clarified: "I don't know Uncle Nine Emperors at all."

Then it's not collusion, but what kind of trouble is the king of Xiangyang going to do?Most of the courtiers thought so, only a few had subtle expressions, and they just watched quietly without speaking.

The Eighth Sage King angrily scolded: "Zhao Jue!"

Zhao Jueli ignored the Baxian King and immediately clapped his hands. A young man walked out from the backstage of the theater troupe. The courtiers who had been officials during the Zhenzong period and the Baxian King and other clan relatives were all stunned. The young man looks too much like Shinjong when he was young.Could it be the dragon species that Zhenzong left behind among the people during his private visit in his incognito suit?

Zhao Jue had a panoramic view of everyone's expressions, and immediately dropped a depth bomb: "As you can see, this child's appearance is almost carved out of the same mold as Emperor Zhenzong, and he is the one who was born to Concubine Li Chen back then. Come down child!"

Everyone looked at each other, and Zhao Jue continued, "Don't you understand? The one sitting on the dragon chair and occupying my Zhao family's country is that civet cat that has become a spirit!"

Everyone squinted at the King of Xiangyang, the story started to be nonsense at this point, they still didn't know that the King of Xiangyang was actually a master at making up stories.

Zhao Jue: "..." Zhao Jue didn't believe it at first, but after his many investigations, from Kou Zhu to Guo Huai, he even found Concubine Liu De who was lingering in the cold palace.Concubine Liu De didn't die after so many years, she just waited for "someday", and she found the midwife Youshi who was bribed at the beginning, so she confirmed that the young man beside Kou Zhu was the real prince.Then the question arises, how did the officials come about?Zhao Jue didn't know whether he was crazy about wanting to be the emperor, or the explanation given by Concubine Liu De seemed to make sense. Zhao Jue gradually accepted the setting that the official family was a civet cat.

It's just that this kind of setting is too otherworldly, and everyone couldn't accept it for a while, but Shi Shiran, an official who never took the usual path, said: "You don't seem to believe in the transformation of spirits and monsters? Why don't you? I see There are many folk stories about flower essences, painting essences, bamboo essences, fox essences, monkey essences, etc. I heard that they are selling well. If they sell well, it means that there is a market. Do men love this one? That’s right, what I’m talking about is the kind of book that contains descriptions of not wearing clothes.”

Everyone: "..." The last sentence of the official family really doesn't need to be said, they are all experienced and understand what kind of script you are talking about!Wait, now is really not the time to discuss gaudy scripts, the officials accused you of being a civet cat, and that's not true, you were accused of not being a real dragon!But judging by the calmness of the officials, King Xiangyang must have suffered from hysteria.But sometimes things just turn around——

The official's attitude was wrong, Zhao Jue could kill mosquitoes with a frown, but he had to finish telling the story he told himself even on his knees.So next, Kou Zhu, You Shi, and Concubine Liu De appeared on the stage one after another. What was even more unexpected was that Zhao Jue actually persuaded Concubine Li Chen, who had been promoted to queen mother, to testify that the official family was not the real son.

The story develops too fast like a tornado. The courtiers are very upset, but most of them are still calm, just waiting for the official sitting on the dragon chair to say something. He always says, "This is my peace." It was a joke with Uncle Jiu who I am not familiar with, I think I have tricked you, and they all recognized it.

But after waiting and waiting, the official said: "I have been waiting for this day for 24 years, so what do you want as the king of Xiangyang who fulfilled my wish?"

Zhao Jue reacted quickly: "So, you have admitted that you are not Zhenzong's parent and child! Could it be that you are really a civet cat who has become a spirit and occupied the country of my Song Dynasty?"

The official didn't speak, he stood up from the dragon chair, and walked down the imperial steps step by step. The bright yellow five-clawed flying dragon silk dragon robe was worn on him, and it set off the face that was recognized as the most beautiful in Bianliang, and his extraordinary body. With such a demeanor, anyone would think that this is undoubtedly the true dragon emperor!So, what King Xiangyang said was all nonsense, right?

Look, officials have this kind of skill of making people automatically beautify him without saying a word.The official stood still on the last imperial steps, sighed slightly: "To be honest, I am somewhat disappointed."

Zhao Jue: "?"

Courtiers: "?"

"Could it be that in your heart, if you are not the son of Zhenzong, you equate me with being a raccoon cat? Why don't you think that I am the son of King Gongxian, or the son of Prince Zhaocheng—eh, isn't that the right time? Come on, let’s talk about Uncle Eight Emperors, what about Uncle Eight Emperors’ parents and children? Think about it, Concubine Liu De’s strategy was based on her plan, and she came up with #李代桃病#, so that the dream of being an emperor can be fulfilled, and you can live in Secretly stealing joy in my heart, why not do it?" The officials were talking nonsense in a serious manner, but it was thought-provoking.

The King Gongxian mentioned in his words was the eldest son of Taizong Zhao Guangyi, the eldest brother of Zhenzong, who went crazy because of the death of his uncle Zhao Tingmei and died in Tiansheng's year; Prince Zhaocheng was Taizong's second son, Yu Guan The family died suddenly without any disease 18 years ago before he was born, so the officials changed their words; let’s talk about the eight virtuous kings, so I don’t need to go into details.

So if you think about what the officials said, it is not impossible. You must know that Zhenzong was neither the eldest son nor the first son. He was able to become the emperor because the eldest brother went crazy, and the second brother died young.If King Gongxian hadn't gone crazy back then, he would have been the emperor in the end...

There is also the Eight Sage Kings, who were very intelligent when they were young, and Taizong loved him very much, but he did not become emperor. Seeing that he is famous in the court and the public, he is not tabooed by the officials. It can be said that he is not one person under ten thousand... Seeing the beauty of the Eight Sage Kings, it is more reasonable to be able to give birth to a more beautiful son like the official family, right?

——How many guns did Zhenzong lie in here? Be careful, the old man crawled out of the mausoleum in anger!But Zhenzong still has companions, and the back of the eight virtuous kings was almost pierced by the probing eyes of courtiers and clan relatives.

The instigator's official family had a panoramic view of everyone's expressions, and he showed a pure smile to Zhao Jue: "Look, I really just said that casually, and they are about to believe it all—well, maybe I should be happy Let me write down my prestige in their hearts. One day I will turn a deer into a horse. Just thinking about it makes me feel very interesting—it is not as credible as your eloquent statement that I am a civet cat. .If you say that, maybe now I have even written the edict of the Zen position."

Zhao Jue: "...!!"

Eight Sage Kings: "...!!"

Manchao civil and military: "...!!" Let's stop playing with the officials, okay?You are celebrating your birthday, you are not letting us die!

So when the official said this, except for Zhao Jue's group, everyone else knelt down one after another. It can be seen that Zhao Jue's exposure that the official was not the real son of the real clan really did not have any impact on the official.

"Why are you so surprised? The king of Xiangyang resorted to a series of tricks, didn't he just want Zen to be in his place? Oh, or the father's son who was found for him, and then let him be in his place? How understanding I am Ah, I just skipped the step in the middle." The official muttered to himself, revealing a lot of information, and the Eight Sage King said decisively: "The king of Xiangyang intends to rebel, and the official must not tolerate it!"

It was nothing at all, everyone saw the rebellion of Xiangyang King, but everyone was not as fast as the Baxian King, so it is said that the official family is really the son of the Baxian King, right?All of a sudden, the Eight Sage Kings turned their heads again.

Eight Sage Kings: "..."

Zhao Jue also seemed to have foreseen the worst. He wasn't stupid enough to think that he could achieve his goal just by performing a piercing trick. No, it should be said that he wasn't stupid enough to come to force the palace without his subordinates.What's more, Zhao Jue learned that it was a matter of last year that the civet cat changed the status of the prince among the princes. In the past year, he has made more and more preparations. Look at Li Chen who became the queen mother in the palace. It can be seen that even the concubine was instigated by him.

Of course, how the king of Xiangyang extended his minions into the palace is still open to discussion, but can't we deny his efforts?

So when the Baxian King ordered the Yulin Army to come in to suppress the King of Xiangyang, the King of Xiangyang ordered his troops to surround him.Faced with the astonished expressions of everyone in the palace, King Xiangyang laughed immediately, and was about to say something when the official said in a tone of "I know it": "The king of Xiangyang will start talking about his mental journey of forcing the palace to rebel. Alright, listen carefully, everyone."

Zhao Jue: "..."

Everyone in the hall: "..." All right, the officials, the current situation is really serious, and it's not the time to play around.

Letting the officials say this, Zhao Jue was so full of heart that he couldn't tell the story of course. He skipped this stage directly, and didn't jump so much. He directly named a few ministers who served as important ministers in the court, " It’s not too late to come here to wait on the official’s family and write the edict for the Zen position!” I think these ministers are the ‘efforts’ he made to force the palace in the past, and it’s a coincidence that these ministers are the ones with subtle expressions.

"You really believe me when I say Zen? Uncle Nine Emperors, why are you so... naive?" The official was very fearless in the face of danger, and shook his head and sighed slightly after saying this.

Zhao Jue was going mad with anger. He sneered again and again: "You don't write? Then wait for your life experience to be announced to the world, and Xixia immediately raises 30 troops to attack the border! This is also thanks to your humiliation of the Xixia King back then. Woolen cloth."

"If you put it this way, the acting skills of the King of Xixia are really remarkable. When he came to see me yesterday, he was as lovely and pitiful as ever."

Although I know that now is not the time to complain about the wrong use of official idioms, but the tension in the hearts of everyone in the strange hall is not so tight. Now everyone has come to think about it, and the officials are probably planning something out# Catch the turtle in the urn#.Looking at the colleagues who were named, everyone also thought about it, no wonder they were sometimes sneaky in their past deeds, maybe they were entrusted by the government with the important task of being double agents.

It's just that they weren't so tense anymore, the flame in Zhao Jue's heart had been so flickered all the time, and now it was burning vigorously, and the officials were still so... frivolous, the King of Xiangyang couldn't stand it.He immediately drew out the soft sword wrapped around his waist, gritted his teeth and said: "It seems that you will not cry when you see the coffin, well, this king will grant you!" Then he raised his sword and stabbed at the official's house.

This happened in the blink of an eye, just as the Eighth Sage King was about to shout "Stop", the hearts of the courtiers also rose to their throats, and then they were beyond shocked by the next scene——

Taizu is on the top, the official family has really become a master! ! !

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