The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

"...Finally, in the bunker built by Mr. Valentine, we rescued the dignitaries of Eastern European countries who were kidnapped by him." Mycroft said slowly, and Gu Qing, one of the participants in this matter, He didn't even lift his eyelids, and concentrated on conquering the dessert in front of him.

They are now having dinner in a luxurious restaurant. Of course, it was reserved by Mycroft, so that there are surprisingly few people in the restaurant, and strictly speaking, they are the only real guests. To this point, Sherlock immediately He rolled his eyes at Mycroft.

As for why McCoff brought up the incident of Valentine's attempt to cause a global massacre, this is really not worth making a fuss in the Holmes family. Since Mommy and Daddy both know about McCoff's work, so Occasionally, Kauf brings up incidents that are no longer of great importance for after-dinner conversation.

"It seems that 007 saved the world again, God bless the queen." Daddy was actually the most curious one, but the focus was off.McCoff wisely didn't ask Daddy how he came to such a conclusion, he didn't want to be talked about by Mommy, but following what Daddy said, McCoff naturally shifted the topic to Gu Qing, "Unfortunately Yes, Patrick's boss is affected."

Gu Qing finally finished eating one of McCoff's favorite desserts among the desserts. Looking at McCoff's face, he seemed to express regret for what he said, but in fact he felt unlucky for the dessert. The look on his face, he is not in a bad mood, and he is not particularly resistant to Mycroft's way of playing curve balls."The board has ousted him and replaced him with another director, and the new boss is happy to keep up with the times, which I appreciate," he said to mum and dad who came to see him.

Daddy said with a smile: "Patrick was taught so well by Mommy, so he won't get used to it just because he changed his boss, right?"

Gu Qing didn't roll his eyes with McCoff and Sherlock this time, and despised Daddy's behavior of flattering Mommy all the time. Of course, it was because there was no chance. After all, Mommy and Daddy were looking at him, so he rolled his eyes in his heart. . "Of course."

Mommy smiled and said, "That's good." After finishing speaking, Mommy turned her head to Sherlock, just glanced at him and said with some complaints in her voice, "Xiali, put your phone away and eat the dessert in front of you." It's over. I don't want to repeat what Pai said about you not eating for 36 hours. God knows if there are other similar things. Now in front of me, I will not allow this to happen again. "

Sherlock paused immediately when he heard the words, stuffed the phone into his pocket, and stared at Mommy. If Mommy retreats from his eyes that can see through people's hearts and usually make people feel ashamed and angry, then that's it. It's not Mommy anymore, and after ten seconds of stalemate, Sherlock reluctantly compromised: "Fine, I'll find myself a roommate."

Mommy was happy now, she wasn't worried at all that Sherlock would play tricks: "Mrs. Hudson is a very good landlord, she told me a lot of interesting things about Baker Street, Daddy and I are very happy to move here .”

Sherlock didn't dare to confront Mummy anymore, he knew very well that Mummy could do what she said, but this didn't prevent him from targeting Mycroft—the culprit in a certain sense, squeezing out A Sherlock-style smirk said: "I think Mycroft would be happy for you to stay in the city for a few more days. He usually talks about Mommy, so he misses you very much. Oh, Mycroft Don't use your itinerary as an excuse, I know you have deliberately vacated the itinerary for these few days."

"Didn't Mommy say that she wanted to visit the Parliament building? Maybe you would also like to visit the Ministry of National Defense Building?" Gu Qing was not at all willing to get burned like Sherlock, it's not that he didn't like Mommy and Daddy moving here and He lives, well he doesn't like it.Besides, this is a flank attack on Mycroft. Even without the fact that Mycroft used "an accident" to pull him over, he would be willing to extend a "helping hand" to Sherlock who had sacrificed himself. "Originally, I wanted to be with you very much, but you also heard from Mycroft that I just changed to a new boss, and I have to make a good impression on the new boss, even if it's just a show. So, You're not going to disappoint Mommy, Mycroft, are you?"

Mycroft's cheek muscles twitched, and he thought he would be more miserable than Jean Valjean in "Les Miserables" during the few days that Mummy and Daddy were in London, even while listening to "Les Miserables" By then his ears had been miserable.

He tapped on the table with his fingertips, then looked at his two complacent younger brothers, half-closed his eyes, thinking that he was defeated like that, huh, he was really too naive.

Gu Qing and Sherlock rolled their eyes at the same time, ignoring Mycroft's hint.Gu Qing stepped on the smooth marble floor and made regular sounds: [Do you need me to make you a roommate? ]

Sherlock really thought about it, but after much deliberation he refused, [I'll find one myself. ]

Gu Qing thought about it and gave Sherlock a sincere recommendation: [How about Anderson? ]

Sherlock's disgust was palpable, specifically manifested in the fact that he stuffed dessert into his stomach with a ferocious expression, which was in stark contrast to Mycroft's cheerful expression.

Gu Qing didn't take it seriously, even if they were brothers, but they had different aesthetics, in the end they could only wish Sherlock good luck, it seemed a bit insincere.After thinking about it, Gu Qing "said" again: [You will like the new mobile phone I gave you. ] When I "argued" with Sherlock earlier, the new mobile phone I mentioned was not just talking. Besides, among the royal gentlemen, even the king'sman-pad is available, so it is not a big problem to develop a king'sman-phone.Yes, they are that self-sufficient.Of course, the Royal Gentlemen's Tailor on Sevier Row is still open to ordinary people.

[Etiquette, gentlemen. ] Mycroft steps in (literally) with a Mycroft-esque smile, which froze for two seconds.

Gu Qing retracted her long legs neatly, and sat upright, not at all surprised that Sherlock "accidentally" kicked Mycroft's ankle.Seeing that Mycroft was holding back the pain and not crying out, he smiled innocently, while Sherlock smiled even more fakely, his face wrinkled and hopeless.

Mummy coughed, ending the tension that spread from under the table to the top of the table. Daddy, who was drinking tea, raised his head, looked at Mummy blankly, and asked with concern, "Is your throat uncomfortable?"

All in all, the dinner was a happy one, probably.

Gu Qing bid farewell to Mummy and Daddy and returned to the base of the Royal Gentlemen. Jimmy ran over joyfully, and Merlin followed behind and asked casually, "Why did you come back so late?"

Gu Qing teased Jimmy and said casually: "Mummy and Daddy came to the city to play for a few days, and I stayed with them all afternoon."

"Oh, ah!" Merlin reacted in surprise.

Gu Qing looked at him with raised eyebrows: "What's your reaction? Of course I have parents."

"Really? I thought you were a robot, since you often don't act like a human being." Merlin said sarcastically.

"Thank you for the compliment." Gu Qing is worthy of the #脸脸察# label that his friend Benjamin put on him. He didn't have any adverse reactions to Merlin's sarcasm, and stared at Merlin with burning eyes, "Since you said that, I think It's time to tell you part of the truth—" He stopped abruptly at this point.

"Why didn't you say it? I still want to see how many trains you can run with your mouth." Merlin crossed his arms and said coolly, Gu Qing rolled his eyes at him: "You are so boring, good night." Said Then he took Jimmy and left.

Merlin: "...HolyShit!" He felt that sooner or later he would be pissed off by Gu Qing and cause intracranial hemorrhage, so now it is very necessary #直见不见不解#, and he will check what field missions he has when he goes back. The farther away from London, the more difficult it will be The kind of field missions that take as long as possible!

Therefore, the person who greeted Gu Qing the next day was Merlin who announced that his vacation would end early and go off to work in the field. Merlin also "kindly" gave him several choices.

Gu Qing is very happy to go out on field missions. He checked the list of missions that Merlin gave him, and readily accepted them all, "No problem, but I think I need three days to prepare, is that okay?" Mom Mi and Daddy were going to be in town for three days, and he had to be on call in London in case there was an unforeseen accident.

Merlin: "...I want you to choose one."

"Are you sure?" Gu Qing said while opening one of the missions. It was an intelligence letter that might be related to local terrorists intercepted by the relevant personnel of the Royal Gentleman's branch in Berlin. His brain was running at high speed, and after 1 minute Said: "The code used in this intelligence letter is the Aryan language. The Aryans like to use the code invented by Francis Bacon 400 years ago as a cipher. It is a binary code. Francis Bacon used 21 The alphabet of letters, this alphabet has 24 letters, and each letter represents a string of five-digit binary numbers. This combination may generate 32 codes. These combinations are generally processed by computers, but it is faster to find the answer by hand. Well, that local terrorist organization can be defined as a remnant Nazi organization. If you think I say this because Germany is the birthplace of the Nazis, then you are not wrong, non-historical Hitler will be "Aryan" Defined as a "noble purebred", it is a replacement for the blond and blue-eyed Germanic people in the five Nordic countries and Scandinavia. So, he is the one who can run the train. Well, do you have a pen, Merlin?"

Merlin: "...You can't run a train, you can fire a series of cannonballs!" After the deviation, Merlin still handed him the pen with twitching corners of his eyes.

Gu Qing took the pen, started to decipher the code on the table, and even took the time to dislike Merlin slightly: "Don't just watch the sky, Merlin, there are many people who speak faster than me." If Merlin had seen Sherlock's speaking speed, he would It won't be such a fuss anymore.

Merlin took a deep breath and then exhaled to calm down his irritable mood, and finally broke the jar and said, "It's up to you."

"Is it really okay to be so irresponsible?" Gu Qing, who got cheap but still behaved, shook his head, and ran away neatly before Merlin's anger "fired" into the crown.

On the night when Mummy and Daddy left, Gu Qing left London in a hurry. The next morning, Merlin was woken up early in the morning, staring at Jimmy at the door of the bedroom. "Gareth!!!"

"Wang."

And on this day, John Watson, a former military doctor, ushered in a new chapter in his life.When he was at the crime scene with two dead bodies, his heart was broken. He licked his dry lips and began to think about how he got here?

He retired from Afghanistan, he got a roommate... Yeah, things went off the rails from the time he got a roommate.Watson felt that when he saw Sherlock Holmes in the laboratory of Barts Hospital, he should realize that something was wrong. After all, it took only a few minutes for the other party to deduce the trajectory of his life for nearly 30 years.

A normal person would back off at this point, but Watson didn't.

Then he still had several opportunities to regret it. For example, when he met in front of 221B Baker Street, when he pointed out that the rent in the city center is very expensive, the other party replied, "The landlord, Mrs. Hudson, gave me a special price, and she owes me A favor. A few years ago, her husband was sentenced to life imprisonment in Florida, and I helped. Well, I testified against him and made him sentenced to death.” For example, he followed her up to the second floor and saw When it was Mr. Skull; or when the other party received a case of double corpses and jumped up happily like a child who got a toy...

But not only did he not have the former military doctor, but when the other party invited him to go to the crime scene to see the corpse, he agreed without even thinking about it.When he actually got to the crime scene and saw the two bodies that had been shot, he belatedly thought that what his future roommate said about him as a consulting detective seemed to be true.

"What do you think, Dr. Watson?"

Sherlock's deep voice brought Watson's thoughts back to reality, and he looked at Sherlock in a daze.

Sherlock motioned him to look at the corpse on the ground: "Corpse, you are a doctor, what do you think?"

Watson glanced at the corpse lying on the ground, "Didn't the original police detective say that? They were shot and died."

"The analysis is very accurate, but I hope you go deeper."

Watson: "Uh." He leaned over and took a look, "It looks like they were all shot in the chest and killed in one shot. Maybe the suspect chased them here, shot them dead and fled?"

Anderson's ridicule came over immediately: "Are you a repeater? The boss just said this before, and we are looking for the murderer, the perpetrator and possible witnesses in this area. Do you want to repeat this again? Listen to the freak?"

Watson: "..." Who did he provoke?

Lestrade withdrew his gaze from Watson, inexplicably heaving a sigh of relief.To be honest, he never thought that Sherlock would bring someone over this time, and even asked for his opinion.This immediately reminded Lestrade of the last time something like this happened, young Mr. Holmes had infiltrated their crime scene, God knows how, and no one else had noticed (Lestrade could not have guessed). Definitely not included in the report).With such an experience, the inspector became vigilant when Watson spoke, well, now you can rest assured, this is definitely a goldfish.

well?Why did he say it was a goldfish?Lestrade secretly felt ashamed, he must have been infected by Anderson, this guy is now talking about "goldfish goldfish" to mock others, he took it for granted that he was infected by Little Holmes.Therefore, it is now corrected that Dr. Watson is an ordinary person.

The inspector, who silently felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, helped his forehead, cheered up and said, "Sherlock, it's two minutes."

Sherlock glanced around with his usual expression, without saying anything, the contempt was conveyed in place, and Anderson stood behind Lestrade and silently added a sentence: "You goldfish."

Lestrade: "...Anderson, turn your face away!" He now understands Sherlock's mood when he said this.

Anderson was shocked: "Huh?"

Lestrade insisted: "Turn your back."

Reluctantly, Anderson turned away, his mouth still not idle: "I have a Ph.D. and lowered Scotland Yard's IQ, that's really embarrassing."

Lestrade: "...Sherlock, go ahead."

Watson: "..." What's going on?At this moment, Sherlock began to babble: "The two deceased were wearing the uniform of the Gordon Security Company, at least it seemed so. The man's armband was sewn on recently, and his clothes were in the I bought it in a store, not uniforms made by a uniform company, which means that he is pretending to be a security guard. As for the museum they are in charge of security, nothing is lost, so he did it to enter the parking lot, and it is easier to turn over when dressed as a security guard. Check out the vehicle."

Anderson said unwillingly: "For God's sake, you just said it in passing."

Sherlock rolled his little eyes and said, "Pockets, what's in his pockets?"

Lestrade also gave up resistance now, and asked Donovan to bring the evidence, but instead of handing it to Sherlock, he opened it himself, opened the wallet of the deceased, and saw four vehicle registration cards inside. .Sherlock glanced. "Oh, see what this game is? God, isn't that obvious?"

The puzzled Watson said truthfully: "Huh? It's not obvious to me. What happened?"

Sherlock glanced at Watson, raised the corners of his mouth for a moment, then quickly leveled and said, "The vehicle registration card has the owner's address on it. This person is responsible for picking a high-end car and calling his accomplices. Go and carry out the robbery." He paused, but still no one answered, he let out an annoyed voice, and then continued: "So the situation is like this, the real security guard saw the fake security guard acting sneakily, so he followed. The fake security guard Shot the real security guard, the real security guard didn't die, took the gun away, fired a shot at the fake security guard, and that's it. This case is so boring! Do you know what's more boring? "

Watson said in a tone mixed with admiration and puzzlement: "What?" I don't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that his future roommate's eyes seemed to be brighter.

"Uh-huh, take out his mobile phone and make one last call. Detective, you can talk to his accomplice." It was rare for Sherlock to make group jokes, although the effect was not bad.

There was another familiar silence at the crime scene.

Usually no one speaks at this time, but today is obviously different. The former military doctor suddenly realized: "So there are no suspects at all, right? I thought they were all victims, so I didn't think about other things. This is really... …Amazing.” He chose the word to describe it.

Sherlock doesn't look like he's changed, but he's actually kind of okay with it, because he smiles and asks, "So you're moving in?"

Watson reacted slowly: "Oh, yes."

The atmosphere was pretty good at first, until Anderson yelled strangely: "What do you mean by moving in?"

"We plan to share 221B Baker Street, uh, what's the problem?" Honest Watson replied.

Lestrade looked at Sherlock who was still wearing a famous brand in surprise. This guy would be short of money and find someone to share the rent?

Anderson naturally thought about it, and he thought more deeply. He opened his mouth and said in a sharp voice: "Ohmygod! Sherlock Holmes is gay!! No, no, no, finding a man to live with does not mean that he is purely gay , but now for sure he’s not straight, he could be bisexual or pansexual.”

Straight man Watson: "..." What happened during the years when he joined the army?At 221B Baker Street, the landlady hinted whether they only needed one bedroom, and said that the couple next door were married.Does he have a face that can easily be misunderstood as gay?Although I don’t know what “pansexuality” means, but straight men can’t stand the problem of doubting their sexuality, “We’re not living together, we’re just renting a house together!” Christ Jesus, it’s hard Do you understand?

It's a pity that no one listened to his words, after all, it was Sherlock Holmes, and he actually found someone to live with!live together!live together! ←Important things should be said three times.

God, this is a big deal!

Lestrade coughed. He thought for a while and said to Sherlock, "Can you come over here? I have a case that you might be interested in."

Sherlock said in a bored tone, "I doubt it." But he followed Lestrade aside.

As soon as they left, almost everyone at the crime scene paid attention to Watson.Under the scorching gaze, even the resolute former military doctor couldn't help but took a step back and swallowed.

What the hell is going on?