I Have Amnesia, Don't Be Noisy!

After the house was decorated, Chu Qin and Zhong Yibin went to the United States to get married.The two spent their honeymoon on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, and moved into a new home when they came back.

There is also a banquet here in China, but it is on a small scale, so I invite relatives and friends to have a meal.Originally Zhong Yibin wanted to do something big, but Chu Qin disagreed.Although Chinese people now have a high tolerance for him, even if he comes out publicly, his career has not been affected. On the contrary, several international brands are looking for him to endorse him, but at this time, it is even more low-key.

Those who attract attention with special weddings are mostly celebrities who are dying, looking for a gimmick to stir up the topic.Now that Chu Qin is popular, there is no need for such a topic that is easy to attract black people.

A banquet was held in a low-key manner, both parents also attended, and the two began their married life.For Zhong Yibin, there are no regrets in life with his wife sleeping and eating every day, but Zhong's mother doesn't think so.

"The two of you must have a descendant, right? Otherwise, who will take care of you when you get old?" Zhong's mother called Zhong Yibin and Chu Qin home for dinner, and began to bring up old stories again.

"Why do you want offspring? Is it Chu Qin who can give birth or I who can give birth?" Zhong Yibin was a little unhappy. Both of them were men, so how could they still be urging them to have children?

"I heard that there is a surrogate in the United States, and it only costs a few 10 yuan. You two can do it together." Zhong's mother had inquired about it a long time ago, otherwise she would not have agreed so quickly.

Chu Qin sat on the side drinking tea silently. This was the Zhong family's business, so he couldn't interrupt.

Zhong Yibin pouted unhappily. He just got married, and he brought a brat back to get in the way. How can he enjoy the world of two? No, absolutely not! "Let's talk about it in two years. We just got married."

This reason dragged on for a year, and Mother Zhong began to bring up the old matter again.He felt that he was not good at fighting, so he called Mother Chu.

Chu's father recently retired, and the old couple began to travel around, moving their family to the imperial capital, closer to their son, and occasionally staying with their in-laws.Mother Zhong usually has no one to play with, but she gets along very well with the pungent Mother Chu.Mother Chu taught Mother Zhong to bargain with others, and Mother Zhong took Mother Chu to go shopping in high-end stores, and in the end it became two people shopping in high-end stores and bargaining with others.

The clerks of those luxury stores were shocked when they saw these two people.

"Last year, the two of you said that you would live a two-person world. It's been a year, and it must be enough." Mother Zhong looked at her youngest son and daughter-in-law who were sitting across from each other.

"We are still young." Zhong Yibin said unwillingly.It's only been a year since the two of them lived together, so it's not enough, it's almost the same in another ten years.

Mother Zhong elbowed Mother Chu who was trying to eat fruit: "Dear family, tell me."

Mother Chu ate the last piece of cantaloupe and wiped her mouth: "You two are almost thirty, why are you so young! Now raise your child, when you are 50 years old, your child will just go to college, and when you are young and strong, you can arrange marriage for your child If you want it in another two years, when the child grows up, both of you will become old men, and you will only cause trouble to the child."

"Didn't you raise a child to serve us? Why can't you cause trouble for the child?" Chu Qin couldn't help retorting.It is a very selfish idea to raise a child just to let the child provide for oneself until the end of his life, which makes him very unhappy.Now, while talking about raising children for old age, and at the same time saying that we need to calculate time because we are afraid of dragging down the children, this kind of inconsistent logic is simply unreasonable.

Chu's mother was choked, and raised her eyes to stare at him: "You child, how do you talk? Raising children is to enjoy the happiness of raising children, not for you to raise others and wait to enslave them."

"So that's how it is," Zhong Yibin suddenly realized, "Okay, we will raise one in two days."

"No, we are so busy with work now, who cares if we bring a child back?" Chu Qin hurriedly stopped the impulsive Zhong Yibin, what if we really bring a child back?

"What are you afraid of? We are both young. Mom will bring it for you." Mother Chu patted her chest to assure her, and Mother Zhong also nodded.

Chu Qin frowned and looked at Zhong Yibin, and asked him with his eyes.

Zhong Yibin raised his eyebrows, with a confident look, and signaled him not to worry.

A few days later, Chu Qin finished recording the program and drove home by himself.Today ended early, it was just after noon, so Zhong Yibin didn't need to pick him up.

Entering the door, I found a pair of shoes in the hall, which belonged to Zhong Yibin. This guy came back so early?Chu Qin called into the room: "Erbing? Are you at home?"

Zhong Yibin ran out of the house and made a gesture of silence: "Shh - I just put my son to sleep, don't wake him up."

son?Chu Qin's eyes widened: "What son?"

"Didn't our mother let a son enjoy the process of raising a son, so I went and hugged him back." Zhong Yibin said triumphantly, with a look of begging for praise.

Chu Qin's heart skipped a beat. In today's society, there are not as many throwing away children as in the early years.Now, as long as the child is not suffering from an incurable disease, no matter how ugly the child is, there are people rushing to take it.The only way to get a healthy baby born to someone else is to buy it.Buying a child is against the law, Zhong Yibin wouldn't do such a thing, would he?

Thinking of this, Chu Qin walked quickly into the room, feeling uneasy.

Their house is very big, and there is a small room on the first floor that is decorated as a recreation room, with soft cushions and some chess and cards inside. This room is the most suitable for children.

Push the door open and enter, there is a wooden crib in the room, lying on the bed is a bulging ball, covered with a small blue blanket, rising and falling with breathing.Taking a deep breath, he slowly lifted the blanket, revealing a black and white, fluffy dog's head.

Chu Qin: "..."

He lifted the blanket, revealing the whole picture of "son".It was a new month baby husky with black and white fur, sleeping in the dark in the crib.

"Looks good," Zhong Yibin chuckled, "Yu Tang's family, Zhang Xiaoren, was taken to breed earlier, and the bitch gave birth to a litter of paparazzi. I gave his family two, and I went to ask for one."

Zhang Xiaoren is the male dog raised by Yu Tang’s family. His name is taken from a treacherous official in history. According to Yu Tang, it’s convenient to call him this way, and he can point at his dog and call him “dog officer”, “dog thing” and “dog slave”.

"The son you mentioned is Husky?" Chu Qin heaved a sigh of relief.

"Yes," Zhong Yibin stretched out his hand, and poked the fluffy dog's head once and for all, completely forgetting that he just put the dog to sleep, "I've already thought of the name, so I'll call it Er Tiao."

Er Tiao was woken up soon after being poked, grunted unhappily, and bit Zhong Yibin's finger with his toothless mouth. Staring at him with many eyes and few benevolence.

"What, you're not happy anymore? Why did I poke you? Call Dad!" Zhong Yibin stretched out his hand and snored on the pup's head, enjoying himself.

"Aww!" Ertiao immediately quarreled with him.

Chu Qin looked at them helplessly. One second-hand guy in the family is enough to cause a headache. Now there are two: "Your name is Erbing, it is called Ertiao, and another cat will be called Erwan in the future?"

Zhong Yibin thought about it seriously: "No, it's called [-] million." Cats are very attractive creatures. As the saying goes, "the pull is like [-] million", which shows that only "[-] million" can be worthy of it. cat temperament.

Chu Qin covered his face, admiring Zhong Yibin's naming ability.

So, suddenly there was a "son" in the family, and the two of them could explain to the old people.

"Mom, I brought a son back today." Zhong Yibin was playing on the sofa with Er Tiao in his arms, and called Mother Zhong along the way.

"Ah? So suddenly!" Mother Zhong was very surprised, "Where did you get it?"

"At Yu Tang's house." Zhong Yibin said truthfully.

Mother Zhong was even more surprised, how could she still go to Yu's house to hold the baby?Could it be the child of the offshoot of the Yu family? What can I do?If you raise the children of the Yu family, won't all the family business become the Yu family's in the future?What is Yu Tang thinking about?

Chu Qin, who was drinking yogurt, pursed his lips and grinned sullenly, met Shang Ertiao's eager little eyes, and handed a spoonful over it.Er Tiao immediately started licking and licking, and jumped on the sofa excitedly after drinking, hit Zhong Yibin's chest with a bang, and was caught by Zhong Yibin again: "Come on, Er Tiao, say hello to grandma."

Er Tiao was not happy to play with Zhong Yibin, and wanted to find Chu Qin, but was caught and could not leave. The boss was not happy, and couldn't get out after struggling for a long time.

Mother Zhong: "..."

Since I want to fulfill the entrustment of my parents, I simply do everything I have to do.Zhong Yibin took a few group photos with Ertiao in his arms and posted them on Weibo and Moments.

【The age is up, the family is urging to have a child, and today I have fulfilled my mission and took it home. This is Ertiao, the son of Chu Qin and me. 】The fans burst out laughing when they saw it. In that picture, the little husky was frowning with a vicious look because he didn't want to be photographed.Zhong Yibin put on the same expression cooperatively, looking fiercely at the camera, frowning.One person and one dog look strangely alike.

[Ertiao looks like Erbing! 】

[At first glance, it is not the dog of Pharaoh next door. 】

[It's so cute, I want to be Erjo's child bride! 】

A happy beginning does not mean a happy process.Sons are not easy to raise, and so are dog sons.

As a purebred husky, Er Tiao is very energetic at a young age, jumping up and down all day without stopping.Because I haven't finished the vaccination, I can't take it out for a walk, so I can only let it vent its energy at home.

When the two of them went to work during the day, they put away the two fragile items that could be touched, and then went to work with peace of mind.When he came back, Chu Qin stood in the foyer in a daze for a few seconds, exited to check the door number, it was his own home, and went in again.The house is still the same house, but the home is no longer the original home.

All the magazines on the table were dragged to the floor and torn into shreds, the paper in the bathroom was spread all the way to the hallway like a silk road, a piece of expensive imported wallpaper was peeled off... and Ertiao, the culprit of everything, was lying on the sofa, With a slipper in his mouth, he looked over provocatively.

"Ertiao, did you make it?" Zhong Yibin pointed to something on the ground.

"Aww!" Ertiao responded, then turned his head away.

"I still don't admit it, who else could it be if it wasn't you?" Zhong Yibin walked over to argue with Er Tiao.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Chu Qin looked at the unreliable father and son, and helplessly cleaned it up by himself.In the end, I really didn’t want to have the illusion of being empty when I came back every day, so I had to hire a part-time auntie to clean the house every day before they came back from get off work.The wall skin that has been gnawed off should be painted with a layer of paint first.The paint is not easy to chew, but at least the wall was kept.

After solving the hygiene problem, Chu Qin didn't have any objection to this son of a bitch, but Zhong Yibin's opinion became more and more serious.

Ever since Er Tiao learned to jump, Zhong Yibin couldn't sleep well at home!

Lying on the sofa to take a nap, just fell asleep, a husky jumped up like a rabbit, rolling his stomach back and forth like a trampoline...

Sleeping late on the weekend, a husky pushed open the bedroom door, jumped up like a rabbit, pressed its front paws on Zhong Yibin's chest, and pushed him like a pile driver...

At night, Zhong Yibin hugged Chu Qin, kissed into a ball on the soft carpet, and hurriedly pulled Chu Qin's legs away to hit Huanglong. When he was working hard, a husky came over with a pillow on the sofa, and imitated His movement made an unsightly movement towards the pillow.

Zhong Yibin: "...It's really a dog."

"Who are you talking about?" Chu Qin raised his hand and slapped him on the head.

"I'm talking about myself!" Zhong Yibin quickly explained.

Chu Qin: "..." Kicked him away, put on his pajama pants and went back to the house.

Zhong Yibin slapped his head and realized that he had said something wrong again, so he hurried to catch up and apologize, the door closed with a "bang", locking him outside: "Baby, I was wrong, I'm scolding, open Open the door." After calling for a long time, no one answered, Zhong Yibin who had no place to sleep pitifully went to another room to find a quilt to sleep on the sofa.

Seeing him like this, Er Tiao quickly ran back to his little bed, looking as if he was facing an enemy, for fear that Zhong Yibin would occupy his bed.Seeing its appearance, Zhong Yibin was so angry that he grabbed the dog off and occupied the crib, but the legs were too long, so he had to hang on the wooden railing, pointing at the dog son who was barking at him: " Tomorrow I'll bring back '[-] million' and I won't kill you!"

Two: "Awww!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Zhong Yibin picked up his mobile phone and called Chu's mother: "Mom, last time you said that you have a grandson who can be brought to you, does it still count?"

Mother Chu: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Erbing: What a fucking dog

Chinqin: Who are you talking about?

Erbing: Talk about myself!

Chin Chin: Who do you call a dog? (╰＿╯)#

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