I Have Amnesia, Don't Be Noisy!

After a busy day, Chu Qin came out of the recording studio in a daze.

"Brother Qin, how is my performance today?" Hodgepodge recruited a new host to join. He is a young boy who came from a comedy talent show. He is very clever and full of drama.

"Very good, you can go to Teacher Liang to watch their clips, so that you can know how to perform better next time." Chu Qin said softly.

"Okay!" The child responded loudly, and ran away with a smile. After running out not far, he ran back again and said incoherently, "Brother Qin, outside...outside..."

Chu Qin frowned and walked out quickly.Outside the TV station building, many off-duty employees stopped and looked enviously at the cool sports car on the side of the road.There are many pink balloons around the sports car, and a handsome guy in a luxurious and slim suit is leaning against the car, holding a bouquet of champagne-colored roses, as if waiting for his sweetheart to appear.

"What's Mr. Zhong doing here?" Even with cool sunglasses on, the employees of Shengshi can recognize at a glance that the handsome guy who looks only in his early twenties is their president.

"It must be the director Chu."

"Old man, old man, still so grand?"

"What do you know, she is always in love, ouch! I'm so envious!"

The moment Chu Qin walked out, all the balloons suddenly untied and flew up into the sky.Zhong Yibin came up slowly and handed the champagne rose to Chu Qin.

"What's the matter today?" Chu Qin took the flowers, confused.

Zhong Yibin paused, then looked at him with a frown: "You don't remember?"

Chu Qin tried hard to think about today's date, their wedding anniversary!Oh no, I've been so busy with work that I forgot, looking at Zhong Yibin's pouty pout, Chu Qin hurried up to kiss him: "Wedding anniversary, thank you Erbingbing."

Receiving a sweet kiss, Zhong Yibin immediately put the unhappiness behind him, opened the car door happily, and stuffed Chu Qin in.

Seeing the sports car flying away in the dust, all the employees of Shengshi were envious.

"Woooo, if my husband treats me half as well, I will die without regret!"

"Good men run away with men!"

"I'm so envious of Director Chu!"

Since Chu Qin held a wedding anniversary event in the first year, Zhong Yibin has been addicted to it. Since then, he has been more active than Chu Qin in every anniversary since then, and has a theme every year.

"What's the theme this time?" Chu Qin looked at the energetic Zhong Yibin, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.Every day with Zhong Yibin is fresh and interesting, and this kind of life will never get boring after a long time.

"Hmph, if you don't prepare a gift for me, I won't tell you." Zhong Yibin hummed twice, looked ahead and concentrated on driving.

Chu Qin raised his eyebrows slightly, turned his head to look out the window and said nothing.

Zhong Yibin glanced at him secretly, seeing that he didn't respond, he felt a little disappointed.Didn't you prepare a gift for him?I heard people say that after a few years of marriage, love will gradually disappear. Could it be that they have reached this point?But he still loves Chu Qin very much!When I saw him, my heart beat faster, and I wanted to pounce on him and touch him...

Soon we arrived at our destination, which was a skyscraper in the city center with a revolving restaurant on the top floor.Zhong Yibin handed over the car to the parking boy and took a deep breath.Chu Qin always remembers birthdays and anniversaries very clearly. It's normal to forget occasionally, so he has a reason to make up for it at night!Thinking of this, Zhong Yibin became happy again, and pulled Chuqin's hand with a smile.

It's autumn now, and it's a bit chilly. Chu Qin is wearing a long windbreaker with his hands tucked into his sleeves.Zhong Yibin went to pull his sleeve, and a small velvet box fell into his palm, and he was stunned for a moment.

"Although I forgot it today, I still remembered it a few days ago." Chu Qin's tense face suddenly turned into a big smile, and he pinched Zhong Yibin's mouth with a smile.

Zhong Yibin picked up the box and opened it. Inside was a pair of sapphire cufflinks, which were very beautiful.Although the wife did not forget the gift, it makes people very happy, but there is no benefit in this way!Zhong Yibin pouted, put the box into his pants pocket, and took Chu Qin to the top floor for dinner: "Well, today's theme is 'Feifei'."

"Ah?" Chu Qin scratched his head, what is Feifei?

After a delicious dinner, Zhong Yibin took Chu Qin to change places and came to the best hotel in the imperial capital.This hotel has a viewing suite. On the top floor of the hotel, both walls in the room are glass, and you can see the night view of the entire imperial capital.He told Secretary Jin to reserve this room last month.

As soon as he entered the room, Zhong Yibin pressed Chu Qin against the wall and kissed him.Chu Qin finally understood the meaning of "Feifei", which means eating at the highest place, doing shameful things at the highest place, and experiencing the feeling of flying.

Chu Qin didn't know what it felt like to fly. He only knew that he was lying on the glass wall, looking at the pedestrians and vehicles below, who were as small as ants, and felt creepy, and his body tensed up.

"Well..." At this moment, the people behind him began to move violently. Such a strange experience was indeed very exciting, but Zhong Yibin wanted to say some annoying words.

"Now, the whole city is looking at you. How does it feel to host Feifei for the first time in front of the whole city?" Zhong Yibin asked panting.

"Ah... Hello everyone, this show is not suitable for children... um..."

The two rolled from the window to the carpet, and then from the carpet to the bed. They made a fuss until midnight before falling asleep exhausted.

"I don't think it's enough to be with you like this every day. I should have met you earlier, preferably when I was in kindergarten." Before going to bed, Zhong Yibin, who was full of food and drink, complained.

"I know what to do so early, and I can't fly..." Chu Qin was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and replied in a daze.

Zhong Yibin buried his face in Chu Qin's neck, imagining what it would be like if he met Chu Qin earlier, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and soon fell asleep.

When he woke up, Zhong Yibin found himself sleeping on a strange bed, with low wooden fences on both sides, pink-blue sheets, pink-blue quilt, and many children around him, all sleeping in similar small beds.

"Kids, get up." Soon, a girl in a pink dress came in and told everyone to get up.

Zhong Yibin sat up in horror, raised his hands to see, those slender and powerful hands were gone, replaced by a pair of fat and short chubby hands.Could it be that the words before going to bed appeared, and I really went back to kindergarten?

After struggling through the afternoon, Zhong Yibin walked out of the kindergarten on short legs.He remembered that when he was a child, the conditions of his family were already good, but he hadn't reached the point of being rich, so there should be a car to pick him up, right?

In the end, there was no car to pick him up. Zhong Yibin stood blankly in front of the kindergarten and waited for a long time before a bicycle stopped in front of him with a squeak.The rider was a little boy about ten years old, wearing a white shirt and black shorts, which looked like a primary school uniform, with a bright red scarf tied around his neck.

"Get in the car." The Qingyue child's voice carried an irresistible majesty.

Zhong Yibin blinked, are you talking to me?Take a closer look at the little boy, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, high nose and thin lips, no matter how he looks like his elder brother, he called out tentatively: "Brother?"

"Well," the little Zhong Jiabin responded, seeing that his younger brother hadn't gotten into the car, he couldn't help but frown, "What's the matter? Did someone bully you today?" As he said that, he was about to get out of the car, as if he was about to roll up his sleeves and hit someone .

Zhong Yibin couldn't remember what his elder brother was like when he was a child. He was very surprised by this posture, and hurriedly stumbled into the car: "No, who dares to bully me."

Sitting on the back seat of his brother's bicycle, Zhong Yibin finally accepted the setting of returning to his childhood.Then, it should be Baicheng and the others who were looking for him to play in the kindergarten today.Calculating the time, Chu Qin should be only three years old at this time, and he is also in kindergarten.

Three years old!Thinking of seeing the soft, three-headed Chu Qin, Zhong Yibin became happy again.

"Brother, let's go to City Y for summer vacation!" Zhong Yibin reached out and hugged his brother's waist.

"Y City? Who did you hear that from?" When they arrived at the neighborhood where they lived, Zhong Jiabin threw the car downstairs and dragged his younger brother upstairs.

"The teacher said that there is delicious hot pot in Y City!" Zhong Yibin replied with a ignorant face, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his head, he almost forgot, he is a child who still can't tell the difference between east, west and north, how could he? Do you know a place like City Y?

City Y is where Chu Qin's family is located.I was used to having Chu Qin every day, but suddenly without it, I couldn't live my life at all.Moreover, he found that his family was not as rich as he remembered, and his parents seemed to be slightly richer businessmen.The world seemed a little different, he had to find Chu Qin as soon as possible to prevent any accidents.

Zhong Jiabin only thought that his younger brother was curious for a while, but he didn't take it seriously. Unexpectedly, this guy saw his parents and talked about it again, and he kept talking about it every day until the summer vacation.

Zhong's mother was so quarreled by him that she couldn't help it, so she really took the two brothers to Y City during the summer vacation.

Wandering around the city with his mother and elder brother, Zhong Yibin didn't take in any scenery, but was just trying to find the location of Chu Qin's house.Sitting on the manpower tricycle to walk around the street, Zhong Yibin grasped the railing and looked both sides vigorously. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he saw the sign of "Y City No. [-] Senior High School".

According to Chu Qin, his family's old house is a communal room allocated by Chu's father's school, and it is in the courtyard of that high school.

"Stop, stop!" Zhong Yibin yelled loudly, the three rounds stopped, and ran down regardless.

"This child, what are you doing!" Mother Zhong picked him up, "Look at the way."

"Mom, I want to go there to play!" Zhong Yibin said, pointing to the school gate.

Mother Zhong frowned: "What fun is there in high school? You don't want to see the Guanyin Temple anymore?"

"Don't look, don't look, I'm going there!" Zhong Yibin waved his short limbs, seeing that his mother still didn't agree, he started howling at the top of his voice.

Zhong Jiabin looked at his younger brother who was struggling like a little turtle, and couldn't help pursing his lips and smiling: "Mom, I'll take him to play for a while."

In the end, Zhong Yibin, who succeeded in playing a rogue, got his wish and entered the courtyard of No. [-] Middle School.

The old-fashioned playground is still paved with cinders, and in the dry weather, it is billowing with dust.In the corner of the playground is a large sandpit for long jumps.During the holidays, the teachers' children usually play here. At this moment, there are indeed many children gathered in the sandpit.

Zhong Yibin ran towards the bunker with his short legs.Obviously, the distance is only 200 meters, but it is too far for a five-year-old child, and he will not be able to run no matter how hard he runs.As if after running a marathon, Zhong Yibin finally reached the sandpit.

There were about seven or eight children in the sandpit, big and small, and Zhong Yibin saw the prettiest one among them at a glance.The child was wearing a navy uniform, with short sleeves and blue shorts with white background and blue borders. Against the fair and tender skin, the child looked very good. He was completely different from other dark and runny-nosed children.

Before Zhong Yibin could say "wife", he saw a boy about five years old grab a handful of sand and sprinkle it on Chu Qin's face.The dry sand sprinkled Chu Qin's head and face, blinding his eyes, and the little Chu Qin burst into tears.

"Bastard!" Zhong Yibin rushed in quickly, and punched the child in the eye socket.The sand-throwing boy fell to the ground with a groan, Zhong Yibin couldn't understand his hatred, grabbed a handful of sand, threw it on his face, and kicked him again.Then, regardless of the screams of the children around him, he turned around to take care of Chu Qin.

"Don't rub your eyes, I'll blow the sand for you." Zhong Yibin hugged Chu Qin, pulled away his hands that kept rubbing his eyes, and blew sand on his eyes.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"I'm your old Gong!" Zhong Yibin puffed out his chest proudly, "I will protect you from now on."

"Old Gong?" After blowing his eyes, Chu Qin looked at the boy who suddenly appeared in front of him with tears in his eyes, "What does Lao Gong do?"

"Old Gong is someone who can hug you and hold you high." Zhong Yibin said with a smile, and leaned over to kiss that tender little mouth, making a resounding "baji".

The little Chu Qin blinked, and suddenly smiled, showing a little dimple: "Okay, Lao Gong, I want Feifei!"

"Ah?" Zhong Yibin was startled, "What Feifei?"

"It's just holding Feifei with a dick!" Little Chuqin said innocently, grabbing the soft flesh between Zhong Yibin's legs with a pink and tender hand.

Zhong Yibin opened his mouth wide, his wife is too avant-garde!But his own Zhong Daji hasn't awakened yet, so how can he bring his wife Feifei?Thinking of this, I suddenly broke into a sweat.

"Ah!" Zhong Yibin woke up in a panic. There were two sides of transparent glass in front of him, overlooking the beautiful scenery of the entire imperial capital. In his arms was Chu Qin who was still sleeping.

"What's wrong?" Chu Qin opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Zhong Yibin who was sweating profusely.

"Phew, I had a dream," Zhong Yibin exhaled, and turned to look at Chu Qin, "I dreamed that I went back to my childhood. I was five years old and you were three years old. We met."

"And then?" Chu Qin rubbed his eyes and asked him with a smile.

"Then, you said you wanted Zhong Daji to take you Feifei." Zhong Yibin said, turning over and pressing on Chu Qin.

"Nonsense, how did I know this when I was three years old!" Chu Qin raised his hand and pushed him.

"I don't care, it's you who said you want Feifei, Lao Gong will satisfy you now!" Zhong Yibin laughed, pushing away those tender legs.

"You're lying... um..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Five-year-old Erbing: Qinqin, let me show you something nice

Three-year-old Qinqin: What?

Five years old and two cakes: this is it, big dick

Three-year-old Qinqin: Tsk, I have it too, what’s so rare about it?

Five-year-old Erbing: I will teach you another way to play, come and hold it

Mother Chu: (╰_╯)#

Five years old and two cakes: ahaha, auntie, don't get me wrong, we are peeing in the competition

Big Brother: →＿→

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This is the end of the episode, although I am very reluctant to say goodbye _(:з"∠)_

This article was written on impulse, and there is no detailed outline. It is just written and written. Erbing and Qinqin have lived in their pens, so there is such a long story~ Because of the rush of writing, there are many bugs in it , there are also many deficiencies, I will work hard to revise the text in the next month, the physical book that will be pre-sold in August will be a version with corrected bugs ~ the online version will be corrected as much as possible ~

Don’t make trouble if you lose your memory——Tanabata Extra Story

Chu Qin was watching a reality show recently. The show was in the mountains, a bit remote.On Qixi Festival, Zhong Yibin escaped from work to spend the holiday with him, and the two decided to go to the temple fair on the mountain.

The name of this mountain is Cangze Mountain, and it is said that it is the place where the mythical beast Baize lived.Now it is a tourist area, very lively.There is a Taoist temple halfway up the mountain, and there are various small stalls on the long street outside the Taoist temple.There are snacks such as kebabs, grilled corn, and various souvenirs.

"This is so cute!" Chu Qin saw a fluffy doll, which looked like a white cat, but with horns growing on its head.

"Bai Ze beast dolls, two hundred and fifty one." The stall owner is a young man wearing a mask, wearing retro wide-sleeved clothes, it doesn't look like it, but it looks like he is playing cosplay.

"It's so big, two hundred and five?" Chu Qin looked at the plush toy in his hand in disbelief, and it wasn't a luxury brand, how could it be so expensive!At first glance, it was a scam in the tourist area, and Chu Qin was ready to let it go.

"Buy a doll, and get a 7D movie experience coupon." The stall owner pointed to a small house with a strange shape behind him.The house looked like a gossip map, with "7D Movie" written in calligraphy on it.

"What is a 7D movie?" Zhong Yibin was very curious. The current technology can also achieve 4D effects. This person really dares to brag.

"Just go in and you'll know, I guarantee you won't regret it." The old god of the stall owner said.

Chu Qin felt that this must be a lie, but Zhong Yibin wanted to see it very much, so he paid for the doll, and dragged Chu Qin into the room.

The room was pitch black. The two of them had just entered when the door closed with a bang. Surprised, Chu Qin immediately took out his mobile phone to light up the room.This man was real, and he closed the door before they sat down.

However, when I touched the phone, it was gone!Chu Qin was startled, and suddenly his world wobbled, and he immediately reached out to grab Zhong Yibin, but it was in vain.The eyes suddenly lit up, Chu Qin closed his eyes and opened them again, and found himself standing in a shabby old room.

The house is leaky, the walls are made of adobe, the roof is thatched, the only decent furniture in the house is a table with missing legs, not even a stool.

How is this going?Chu Qin was very surprised, this 7D movie is so real?Looking down at himself, the original set of casual clothes was gone, replaced by a coarse ancient costume with thirteen patches.

"Moo—" A cow blew in the yard, which caught Chu Qin's attention, and he stepped out to find an old scalper lying in the cowshed, looking at him with contempt, and said, "Why are you standing still? Going to the river to steal a piece of clothing, is this cowardly? Don’t dare to steal, you will never have a wife in your life.”

Why is this scene so familiar?Chu Qin blinked, and stepped forward to touch the cow. It was warm and had a clear smell of cow dung: "Is the film technology so advanced now?"

"What are you crazy about? Follow me." Lao Niu was very impatient, and flicked his tail to signal Chu Qin to follow.

The sky seemed to be dusk. One person and one cow walked slowly in the field. When they reached the river, it was already dark.Chu Qin called Zhong Yibin's name all the way, but no one responded, and was scolded by Lao Niu: "I will see a fairy later, you can't be so stupid, you will be disgusted."

Chu Qin didn't know why, so he was pushed into the grass by the old cow and squatted, not allowed to speak.

When the sky was completely dark, the sky suddenly lit up with seven lights, like stars falling into the mortal world, plopping into the river.

"Fuck, third child, you idiot, fell on my head!"

"Go away, don't pull my hair!"

A few very pleasant male voices came from the river. Chu Qin pushed through the grass and looked into the river, and saw seven men wearing trousers of different colors, taking a shirtless bath in the river.They all have waist-length hair, and they are all extremely handsome. Of course, the most special one is the man in purple shorts.

The man had perfect streamlined muscles, slender and powerful limbs, and extremely handsome facial features. He was looking around blankly: "Chu Qin, Chu Qin! Are you nearby?"

"..." Chu Qin was about to stand up and bring Zhong Yibin over, but was stopped by Lao Niu.

"You can't go now, or you will be beaten into a pig's head," the old cow said earnestly, "Steal the clothes of whoever you like."

Just as they were talking, the fairies had already taken off their pants and started swimming naked in the river.Chu Qin gritted his teeth and picked up the purple shorts and fairy clothes.

Soon, the fairies put on their clothes and flew into the sky after taking a bath. Only Zhong Yibin couldn't find his clothes, and cursed: "Fuck! Who stole my clothes!"

The elder brothers didn't seem to see his predicament, and flew away directly, leaving a naked Zhong Yibin standing in the middle of the water.

"Want clothes? If you promise to marry me, I'll return your clothes." Chu Qin stood up and waved the underpants in his hand.

Zhong Yibin's eyes lit up, he swam over, pulled Chu Qin into the water, and kissed him hard: "Baby, I have found you, I was scared to death." After searching for a place for a whole day, I didn't see Chu Qin, and I was almost dying of anxiety.

Chu Qin took his new wife back to the dilapidated house and began to analyze the situation in front of him. "This seems to be a special movie for Chinese Valentine's Day. I'm a cowherd." Chu Qin tugged at the cloth on his body.

"Hey, Cowherd, how much is it for one night?" Zhong Yibin raised his eyebrows and hugged Chu Qin into his arms.

"Hey!" Chu Qin raised his hand and pushed him.

Zhong Yibin laughed, and hugged Chu Qin horizontally: "I know, I'm Weaver Girl. Then we can only continue with the plot, we have to have two children."

"Hello!"

The bed in the room was too broken, and the quilt was still dirty, Zhong Yibin was really reluctant to put Chu Qin on it, so he had to carry him to the yard.He spread his non-dirty fairy clothes on the grass, put Chu Qin on it, and took off his coarse clothes in twos and twos.

"Hmm... bastard..." Chu Qin somehow remembered that this is a movie theater, although they couldn't see the outside world, Boss Buqi could see them.

"What are you afraid of? We are legally married." Zhong Yibin laughed and pulled Chu Qin's legs away.

"But... ah..." Chu Qin bit his lip, slowly getting used to the pain of Zhong Yibin's sudden intrusion.This guy got a bottle of the stuff from somewhere, and it works pretty well as a lubricant.

The pain disappeared quickly, replaced by a body that was getting hotter and hotter, and the intense pleasure that made people curl their toes.

"Hmm...slow down...ah..." Chu Qin hugged Zhong Yibin's neck tightly to reduce the impact like a pile driver, with his slender legs clasped around his waist, trembling uncontrollably.

"Shameless!" The two were doing it happily when they heard an extremely majestic voice from the sky.

"It's so early!" Zhong Yibin was a little dumbfounded, and shouted towards the sky, "Wait a little longer." After speaking, he moved more violently.

"Ah..." Chu Qin yelled suddenly, resounding through the sky.At the same time, Zhong Yibin also snorted, ending this hearty love affair.

Zhong Yibin stood up, and before he could pull up his pants, he was grabbed by a big hand that fell from the sky, and quickly dragged him to the sky.

"Fuck! My pants!" Because it was too sudden, Zhong Yibin let go of his hand in shock, and the half-worn purple pants just fell off, just falling on Chu Qin's upturned face.

"Two cakes!" Chu Qin staggered to his feet and shouted towards the sky.

"He went to the other side of the Milky Way, and if he wanted to see him, he had to put on my skin and fly there." The old cow who had been grazing silently by the side spoke again.

"You were watching just now?" Chu Qin hurriedly got dressed.

"...Now is not the time to worry about this." After the old cow finished speaking, it turned into a piece of skin.

Chu Qin picked up the cowhide, shook it, and found that it was a closed whole cowhide with only one small opening.He blew hard into the small opening, blowing up the whole piece of cowhide, and the cowhide turned into a huge cow-shaped balloon, which slowly rose into the air.Chu Qin quickly tied himself to the cowhide, and the cowhide flew him to the other side of the Milky Way.

"Two biscuits!"

"Qinqin!"

The two looked at each other across the vast Milky Way.

"The physical examination is over, do you need a magpie bridge? There will be an extra three hundred." The Bai Ze doll on Chu Qin's waist suddenly made a sound.

"Three hundred is too expensive!" Chu Qin haggled habitually.

"Baby, don't worry, I'll swim over!" Zhong Yibin tested the depth of the water, estimated the width, and it seemed that he could swim over in more than ten minutes.

Before Zhong Yibin jumped into the water, suddenly his eyes went dark, and all the sights disappeared.

Chu Qin shook his head, and found that he was still standing on the same street, surrounded by people coming and going, and the smell of selling mutton skewers and grilled corn wafted into his nostrils.Beside him stood Zhong Yibin with the same dull expression.

"What happened?" Chu Qin hugged Zhong Yibin, everything just now was too unimaginable.

"I don't know either." Zhong Yibin frowned, and looked at the doll stall. The mysterious young man had disappeared, and there was no doll stall, only a bearded man selling grilled squid.

But the white plush toy was still lying in Chu Qin's hands.Chu Qin lowered his head, frowned and looked at the doll, and found a string of very small traditional Chinese characters on the doll's ears, which read: Happy Qixi Festival——Bai Ze.