The two boats fell in love [entertainment]

Wei Chong walked into his younger brother's bedroom hesitantly, picked up the spiritual tablet on the table, and asked coldly, "What is this?"

Qiao Jin: "...the spiritual position."

Wei Wu followed up and came in, "What's the matter?" Seeing the thing in Wei Chong's hand, she was startled, "How can there be such a thing? It's still written in A Lun's name? Whose thief is too wicked It’s all about stealing, but you actually bring this kind of thing to curse Aaron?”

As he said that, he was about to grab it and fall to the ground.

Qiao Jin quickly stopped: "Sister!"

"This thing was not brought by a thief." Wei Chong said lightly, "Ah Lun, please explain."

Wei Wu was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

With the elder brother's IQ, Qiao Jin knew he couldn't hide it from him, so he said bravely, "I made this up."

Wei Wu looked at her younger brother in disbelief, "What are you doing this for? Curse yourself?"

"No." Qiao Jin racked his brains to think of a reason, "It's just... I don't live here, to prevent thieves and scare people."

Wei Wu's head was full of question marks, in order to frighten the thieves, he made his own spirit seat in the bedroom?Something wrong? ? ?

Wait a minute, compared to other places, the bedroom is indeed much tidier. The thieves are really scared away, right?

Wei Chong didn't know whether he believed this reason, his eyes were as calm as water, "creative."

"Creative shit. Hurry up and throw it away, bad luck." Wei Wu frowned.

Qiao Jin: "..." You really can't throw it away, this is your real brother.

Qiao Jin put the coffin back, even touched it reassuringly, and said, "I'll take care of it."

Wei Chong opened the closet and removed the clothes. Inside was a safe embedded in the wall. He asked, "What's the password?"

Qiao Jin: "Forgot."

Wei Chong raised the corners of his lips, "Your password has always been 123123, can you forget this?"

"..." I know you still ask?

While entering the password, Wei Chong suggested: "It's better to go to the hospital for a checkup with your brain."

The safe was opened, and inside was a stack of gold bars, several huge gems, several real estate certificates, and equity contracts.

Wei Chong seems to have always known how much his brother's assets are. He doesn't care about this small fortune at all, and flips through it casually, "Didn't I tell you that gold bars and gemstones are kept in the bank safe, and the password is so simple that others can guess it right away." gone."

Qiao Jin: "Brother is not someone else."

These words seemed to please Wei Chong, and he laughed: "It's rare that you can speak human words."

"..." Could there be a little brotherhood?

After confirming that no valuables or cash were lost, the police went back after routinely taking photos and asking, saying that they would adjust the surveillance to track down the whereabouts of the thieves and inform them of any news.

The security guard breathed a sigh of relief, but wondered in his heart, this thief is also strange, there are not only gold and silver cash in the villa, but also a pile of valuable and light electronic equipment in the living room, how could he run away without taking anything?

If others can think of this level, Qiao Jin and his brothers and sisters naturally thought of it too.

"It seems that the thief didn't come here for money." Wei Chong looked at the living room that was as messy as a garbage dump, and turned his head to ask, "Ah Lun, what is he looking for?"

Before Qiao Jin could answer, he raised his hand to stop him: "I know you will say you don't know."

Qiao Jin: "..."

He really doesn't know.

The villa hired a nanny to clean it up, and the nanny will live here from now on, just clean it every day.Qiao Jin thought about it, but the spirit seat was still in the bedroom, and said to the nanny, "When I'm not around, don't move the spirit seat."

The nanny was a country woman, and she didn't know anything about celebrities, so she quickly agreed, thinking it was a special custom of the big family.

As if feeling sorry, Qiao Jin stuffed her with some extra money, "Don't be afraid, a good person will have a safe life."

The nanny smiled honestly: "There is a cemetery next to our village, I'm not afraid of that."

……

Wei Zhi has humiliated the Wei family so much, the rumors from the outside world seem to have grown wings and spread wherever they fly. If it weren't for the Wei family's pressure, the scandal would have been out of the circle long ago.

Qiao Jin wasn't affected much. He was exhausted just from rushing the schedule every day, and he had to prepare a new album, so he didn't have time to gossip.

But it's a "family matter" after all, so it's hard for him not to know.

That night, he was called back to the courtyard for dinner by his brothers and sisters.After eating, Wei Chongcai said softly, "Wei Zhi sent Shuai Sun to the hospital."

Qiao Jin: "Huh?"

"It's the projection made by Sun Shuai for Wei Zhi. This idiot." Wei Wu didn't know who he was scolding.

"You only know one thing but not the other." Wei Chong said, "There is a reason for Sun Shuai to want Wei Zhi to make a fool of himself."

Wei Wu was not interested in this.

Wei Chong smiled and looked at Qiao Jin, "It's related to Allen, right?"

Only then did Wei Wu raise her eyebrows in surprise, "Is it related to Allen?"

Qiao Jin: "..." Isn't that what he thought?

Wei Chong took a sip of red dates and wolfberry tea slowly to moisten his throat, and asked the nanny to take Tian Tian'an to bed, and there were only the three of them left in the teahouse.

"What's going on?" Wei Wei asked.

"So there is a reason why you never beat me in a game since you were a child. You were impatient and lost your temper. You threw away the handle in the middle of the game, and you have no curiosity about the follow-up plot." Wei Chongxian boasted a wave .

Wei Wu smashed an apple over.

Wei Chong caught it with a smile, and then got to the point, explaining the cause and effect of the matter without haste.

It was really what Qiao Jin thought——

Ever since Sun Shuai drugged Qiao Jin, he stole chickens and rice and ran abroad in disgrace. He played with a few foreign boys and soon got tired of it. He still misses the skin of Orientals, which is slippery, thin and tasteless... ...so he quietly ran back.

He didn't dare to look for Qiao Jin, but every time he thought about the swan meat that he couldn't eat, he still hated it.At this time, when he heard that Wei Jianping was celebrating his birthday, Wei Zhi asked someone to give him some advice on what to get him as a birthday present.

Sun Shuai rolled his eyes, thinking in his heart, he didn't dare to do anything to Wei Lun, why can't he fix his mentally handicapped cousin?It's easy to vent your anger!

The first plan was to make a bet with Wei Zhi. If he lost the bet, he would sleep with a little boy and take a photo of the bed for everyone to enjoy.

Without any suspense, Wei Zhi lost the bet under the joint coaxing of Sun Shuai and his cronies. He went to sleep with a little boy, took a photo of the bed, and posted a voice in the group: "It's the first time playing with a man's butt, and it doesn't feel bad."

There was a lot of laughter underneath.

Sun Shuai saved the picture, and then suggested what birthday gift to give.When he heard that the gift was a "feeling card", Wei Zhi hesitated: "What if my dad doesn't want this set? It's better to give him a watch."

Sun Shuai patted him on the shoulder and assured him: "Man, if I haven't used this trick before, how dare I mention it in front of you? Don't worry, older people like nostalgia. If you talk about desserts, they will please them more than any famous watch or car. "

So Wei Zhi paid the IQ tax and was completely cheated.

Wei Zhi, who lost his face, was furious, and the next day he hired a few gangsters to block Sun Shuai in the parking lot and beat him up.

There is monitoring and there is no denying it.Sun Shuai's parents are in the financial management business, and their family is relatively well-off. How could they see their son being beaten in vain? No matter how much money Wei Chong gave, they would not pay attention to it, and threatened to call the police.

Wei Chong nodded: "Call the police, fine. Master Sun, if the police ask you why you want to clean up Wei Zhi, what should you say?"

Sun Shuai had a bruised nose and a swollen face, crying for his father and mother, but he was dumbfounded when he asked this question.

Sun Shuai's parents: "No matter why, beating someone is wrong!"

"Isn't that right?" Wei Chong calmly snapped his fingers and his knuckles clicked, "Then if the police ask why your company's accounts are different from the actual accounts, what should you say?"

Sun Shuai's parents changed their faces: "What do you mean?"

Wei Chong spread his hands, and the corners of his lips were perfectly curved: "It's nothing interesting, Mr. Sun and Mrs. Sun. I just want to solve the problem peacefully. Why bother to make trouble at the police station? Everyone has ugly faces."

In front of the Wei family, the little property of the Sun family is like a play house, and it can be demolished if it is said to be demolished.

What else can I do, I can only knock out my teeth and swallow my blood, and swallow this salty breath.

After seeing the big picture clearly, Sun Shuai still dared to hide it, so he did everything from the truth.

Hearing what happened, his parents were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped. This son of a bitch was unreliable since he was a child, but he didn't expect that he was so unreliable that he drugged "Wei Lun".

If it weren't for his miserable appearance, they really wanted to slap him twice to wake him up. Wei Lun is not something you can mess with, and neither is Wei Zhi!Don't mess with the Wei family, okay?

Wei Chong had a rare loss of speech, and he probably felt that the reason was too unbelievable.

Sun Shuai swore to the sky: "I really didn't touch Wei Shao with a finger! It was Lu Yu who took advantage! He raped Wei Shao!"

Wei Chong: "..."

……

"Shuai Sun said that Lu Yu raped you." Wei Chong looked at Qiao Jin playfully.

Qiao Jin: "..."

Not to mention Wei Zhi, he wanted to beat this grandson up.

Knowing the truth, Wei Wu was already stunned, and stared at her younger brother without blinking, for fear that he would give an answer that she could not bear.

Qiao Jin took a breath and said dryly, "That night, it was indeed Shuai Sun who gave me the medicine, and it was indeed Lu Yu who saved me, but there was absolutely nothing like what he said! Lu Yu and I did nothing. !"

Wei Wu's tense nerves suddenly relaxed.

"Didn't do anything?" Wei Chong asked back, "You were drugged, how could you not do anything?"

Wei Wu thought about it, so she looked at her younger brother nervously.

Qiao Jin's palms were sweating, it's true that he didn't do anything, but it wasn't Lu Yu who did something to him, but he, who was so confused and "molested" Lu Yu, sipped a "strawberry" on Lu Yu's collarbone .

In the end, it was Lu Yu who suffered.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but his ears felt hot, and his face pretended to be calm: "Lu Yu is a straight man, and so am I. Nothing could happen. He took me to take a cold shower. Lin Yi can testify to this. When I got out of the bar I was wet and I had a cold."

"Then why didn't you say anything?" Wei Wu said angrily, "I'll slap that grandson to death! Bastard, you dare to drug my brother, you're tired of him!"

Qiao Jin lowered his head in embarrassment. As a man, he was coveted and drugged by another man, so he had no face to say so.I thought this matter would pass without anyone noticing, but it was still revealed.

Shame to death.

"During the bath, Lu Yu didn't do anything strange to you, did he?" Wei Chong asked while rubbing his chin.

Qiao Jin: "...No. I washed it by myself."

Wei Wu suddenly realized: "That's not right, you stole Lu Yu's girlfriend and gave him a cuckold, why would he help you?"

Qiao Jin: "Teacher Lu is an upright gentleman, when encountering injustice, he draws his sword to help."

Wei Chong: "Which knife?"

Qiao Jin: "..." Can you stop being dirty?

Wei Wu slapped Wei Chong, "I'm still joking at this time, is there anyone like you who is a brother?"

"It seems that Lu Yu's character is not bad." Wei Chong smiled modestly, "Ah Lun, you have to study hard."

Qiao Jin: "..."

You can question that I am not your brother, but you cannot question my character.

"Should I tell my parents about this?" Wei Wu asked hesitantly.Father Wei and mother Wei went to work abroad again.

Wei Chong stood up: "Tell them what to do, add trouble."

"That second uncle..."

"He has nothing to say. It's all his son's fault. Can you still blame Allen?"

Anyway, Sun Shuai has learned his lesson, so Wei Chong and Wei Wu won't hold on to this matter anymore.Naturally, Qiao Jin wouldn't deliberately find fault. He went to the courtyard to blow the cool autumn night breeze for a while, and his face remained hot.

There is even an upward trend.

Shame.

Compared with being drugged, everyone thought that Lu Yu had done something to him, which made him more embarrassed.

Although the explanation was clear, the hotness persisted for a long time, as if he had been drugged again.

After finally going back to the room and falling asleep, he thought he would turn over the story, but the dream didn't spare him, and actually dreamed of Lu Yu.

In fact, he had almost forgotten the scene of that day, but in this dream, he could see clearly, whether it was Lu Yu's face or his protruding honey-coloured collarbone.

Lu Yu crawled on top of him, motionless, just looking at him, his eyes were deep, like a pool of clear spring under the moonlight, the bottom was invisible, but it attracted people to find out.

Looking at the smooth silky clavicle skin above, Qiao Jin hardly hesitated, took a sip, and planted the "strawberry" again.

In his dream, he felt that he should do this.

A warm and dry hand covered his chest and pressed him back.

Lu Yu looked at him like a king looking down on the world, or like a banished fairy who has strayed into the mortal world... In layman's terms, it's both A and desire.

It is because of abstinence that it appears lustful.

Qiao Jin thought, I have been drugged, I can do anything wrong!

The self in the dream is always unreasonable.

So he used all four limbs to do indecent things.

His limbs were entangled and his clothes were messy, but he didn't know how to do it, he just hugged and rubbed instinctively...

Waking up in the middle of the night, Qiao Jin was holding a quilt that was still warm in his arms.

His eyes stare.I have never had a sex dream since I was a child, but the first time I dedicated it to Lu Yu.

The three views are about to collapse, because he always thinks that he is very straight, but the self in his dream is so shameless...

No, that's not me.

Dreams are the opposite.

Qiao Jin hypnotized himself.

Emptiness is form, and form is emptiness.

But there was a place where he couldn't be hypnotized no matter what. He lifted the quilt and looked down, and fled into the bathroom in a panic to solve the problem about "color".

Ah, empty the body.

The author has something to say: Reporter: The whole world thinks you are so stupid, what do you think?

Qiao Jin: Nothing to love in life.jpg

Lu Yu: If I knew it earlier, I would have done it for real.

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