I just want a normal life without powers

"Then do you know how to deal with this monster?" Yosano Akiko asked Osamu Dazai.

"I don't know." Osamu Dazai replied confidently.

"..." Yosano Akiko took out the hatchet.

"Wait, stay calm and don't be impatient." Dazai Osamu looked at Yosano Akiko and took out the hatchet, not daring to try again.

"It is now known that the two of us are trapped in a supernatural space. In this space, real people cannot see us or hear us, and there is a person next to us who looks exactly like Sato Chinatsu in your eyes. The monster. Like Dr. Yosano, you saw that monster looks the same as Sato Chika, and it is very likely that it was disturbed by this monster's mental cognition. Because my supernatural power, that monster's cognitive interference has no effect on me, so I can see its body."

Osamu Dazai glanced at 'Sato Chinatsu' who was still challenging Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning ability with a new ultimate move.

"The most important thing now is that people outside don't know that this monster wants to kill Huinaguo. If it is not eliminated, it may continue to do so. Although its actions are mentally retarded to Mr. Ranpo, people's energy is enough It is limited, and it is impossible for Mr. Ranpo to follow Miss Huinaguo every day. We need to find a way to spread the information here and tell people outside that there is a mentally retarded Ouroboros here. I saw them deal with many similar monsters when I was working, Ango should have a solution."

"What should we do?" Yosano Akiko asked.

"This monster has not killed us so far, which proves that it has no ability to kill people directly, or that it has no way to kill people in this space. Since there is no danger, it is easy to handle." Osamu Dazai looked at In front of the mentally retarded Ouroboros who has been defeated repeatedly, "We need to make use of this monster, because only it can change the real items in this supernatural space. There is Mr. Ranpo outside, he should be able to see what I want to express What."

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"Alas..." Edogawa ranbu turned off the power switch under his feet, and drank the juice on the table next to the socket board in one gulp.

He lay on the sofa helplessly, "Is that thing making enough noise? Master Ranbu is starting to feel bored... I really don't want to play with it any more mentally retarded games where you hide the murder weapon and guess it."

Ango Sakaguchi and Chinatsu Sato watched Ranpo Edogawa toss almost everything in the living room in just half an hour, and they didn't dare to say anything more.Mortals like them can't keep up with Ranpo-sama's thinking.

"Xia Xia, have you all eaten yet?" Hui Naiguo came over and began to clear up the tableware on the table, "If you don't want to eat it, I'll put the rest of the cake in the refrigerator."

"Guoguo, I'll help you." Ayao got up and helped Huinaguo clean up.

"I'll help too." Sato Chinatsu also stood up and followed the two of them closely.

Seeing the two 'victims' move, Edogawa Ranpo sighed and followed.

"It's already past one in the morning. Fortunately, tomorrow is Saturday, otherwise we might not be able to get up tomorrow." Huinagoo put the rest of the cake into a crisper and put it in the refrigerator.

"Let's go to bed after cleaning the living room in a while." A Yao said while washing the dishes, "Speaking of which, Huinaguo, is this the first time you've stayed at Xia Xia's house? Do you want the three of us to sleep together today?"

"Okay, okay, we can still have a pillow fight before going to bed!" Huinauo looked at Sato Chinatsu next to her, "Where do your seniors live today? It's so late, it's hard to take a taxi, is there any vacancy at home? "

"Don't worry, the master bedroom where my parents used to live is still vacant, and there is another guest room. Knowing that they are coming, I have already packed them out this afternoon." Sato Chika replied.

"Huh? Something's wrong..." Edogawa Ranpo carefully looked around Ekinaka and Haruka.

"What's wrong?" Sato Chika asked Edogawa Ranpo in a nervous whisper.

"Disappeared..." Edogawa frowned in disorder, "The death threats around Ms. Huinaiko and Ms. Inoue Haruka disappeared, and I couldn't see the murder weapon." Edogawa was a little puzzled, "Is that thing finally tired of playing? But The two people who disappeared did not appear..."

"It's a pity that we still can't be sure what is killing Ms. Enokuo and Ms. Haruka Inoue." Ango Sakaguchi, who was next to him, adjusted his glasses. "The threat of death cannot be eliminated unless it is completely eliminated."

"Don't worry, Lord Ranbu won't be negligent just because it suddenly stopped playing. We will definitely get rid of this guy tonight. Playing detective games with it is really a test of patience. Lord Ranbu doesn't play with babies." Hobbies." Edogawa Ranbo opened his eyes wide with a serious expression. "Qian Xia, after this incident, I want to drink wave soda."

"Mr. Ranpo, thank you for your hard work. Not only the wave soda, but also Mr. Ranpo's snacks for the next month will be wrapped on me." Sato Qianxia patted his chest and promised.

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"I just like the way you can't get used to me but can't beat me to death."

Osamu Dazai arrogantly squatted on the dining table in front of the monster, looking down at it: "Come on, don't you try anything else? I'll just sit here and wait for you to kill me. To be honest, the baby's fist hit My body is more powerful than your attack. Didn’t it mean that people with poor brains have well-developed limbs? It’s so strange, why you can’t do both... Is it because you haven’t eaten? Do you need to rest for a round and wait for you to eat to replenish your strength? ?I'm a person who is very tolerant of things with brain development defects."

Hiding aside with Akiko Yosano, he gave the stage to Osamu Dazai to let him play as he pleases.

She really admired Dazai Zhizhi's ability to pull hatred.

How did this Mr. Dazai live to such an age without being beaten to death by others... His sarcasm skills are simply at the full level, and he has firmly attracted the hatred of that monster by constantly dying.

That monster has given up killing the real Huinaguo and Ayao now, and it seems that it wants to kill the human in front of it.

It was distorted by Dazai's anger.The face that was exactly the same as Qian Xia began to tear from the corner of the mouth, and the crack extended to the ears.A snake head biting its own tail emerged from the torn mouth, and the human face torn in half was put on its slender snake neck.The junior high school uniform it was wearing was melted away by the inexplicable corrosive liquid.The petite and thin human body began to shrink into a hollow in the chest, and the surrounding body tissues continued to elongate, and the hollow became bigger and bigger, forming a coiled, flesh-pink snake-like body full of spores.

The ontological image of this monster is very unfriendly to patients with intensive phobia.

Completely mentally polluted, Yosano Akiko almost vomited.She longed for eyes that hadn't seen this grotesque transformation.

Osamu Dazai didn't react, because the monster he saw always looked disgusting.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are still so ugly, no wonder you need to live with other people's faces. You don't dare to look in the mirror, oh... I feel a little pity for you. Even an ugly thing like you has the courage to live until now , Should I be brave enough to continue living in this world and not commit suicide?"

The monster let go of the tail it had been biting and yanked towards the table where Osamu Dazai was squatting.

Osamu Dazai dodged deftly, and the table he was squatting on moved sideways to the left under the whip of his tail and hit the wall.

"Oh, even the reaction is so slow." Osamu Dazai looked at the monster in front of him pityingly.

Ouroboros twitched its tail again, knocking down the glass on the coffee table next to Dazai... Dazai was unharmed except for his clothes being wet by water.

Dazai continued to taunt, walking the monster like a dog.

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Edogawa Ranpo looked at the messy room strangely.

The traces of items being messed up spread from the kitchen to the living room.

"The position of everything in the room has changed, but they are not death threats, they are not murder weapons...wait a minute," Edogawa Ranpo seemed to realize something, "Ah, that's right, it's Morse code. Fortunately, Master Ranbu remembered the previous positions and the order of movement of these things. The dining table was first moved, then the cups and vases here... The things that fell down can be regarded as points, and the displaced objects can be regarded as Horizontal line, uh... a snake with its head and tail in its mouth?" Edogawa looked at Ango Sakaguchi in a random step.

"The code that was solved was [snake with head and tail attached, I'm next to it] Do you know what that is? Dazai should be able to see our actions now, and he should be able to hear you when you directly say the answer. "

After hearing Ranpo's words, Sakaguchi Ango showed such an expression.

"Sure enough, it's playing tricks. If it's really that thing, find a way to make it..." Ango suddenly realized something, and looked at Sato Chika next to him, "Miss Sato, please avoid it, it should have been living in your life all these years." In the ability, the consciousness that has only been awakened recently, I suspect that guy can learn the information in reality through you."

"Okay." Sato Chika heard this and walked away obediently.

Seeing Sato Chika walk away, Sakaguchi Ango continued: "Ouroboros has been in Ms. Sato's ability for so many years, and it should have been assimilated into a product of the ability. Use [Disqualification in the World] to make it Disappear immediately. But we need to find a way to let it loosen the tail it has been biting, otherwise any damage will be ineffective to it.”

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"Ah, I understand." Osamu Dazai rolled on the spot, avoiding the tail that was drawn towards him.

After that, he didn't stay away from the monster, but rushed towards it instead.

Ouroboros drew its tail over again, this time Dazai didn't hide, he directly stretched out his hand to resist.

"I caught you..." Osamu Dazai looked at the left hand that was pierced by the snake's tail, and the corner of his mouth turned up, "Oh, why do you say you attack people with your tail? Isn't it good to keep biting? What could be like you? Such an idiot attacking others with a weak point, saying that you have no brains is really not wronging you." Osamu Dazai slowly closed his fingers and tightened his tail, "【Disqualification in the World】"

Ouroboros gradually disappeared under Osamu Dazai's ability.

After the Ouroboros disappeared, the surrounding space also began to crack, and then, like a mirror being shattered, the entire space suddenly collapsed.

The two who disappeared in reality suddenly appeared in the living room, and the memories of Ango Sakaguchi and Ranpo Edogawa being disturbed by ouroboros also recovered at the same time.

"Have you dealt with that monster?" Seeing the two of them appearing, An Wu quickly greeted them.

"Thanks to Mr. Dazai... I didn't do anything instead." Yosano Akiko looked at Osamu Dazai with a complicated expression, "Mr. Dazai is super strong in a sense."

"Hiss—it hurts to death, and I don't know if I need to go to the hospital for a rabies vaccination." Osamu Dazai covered his hands, and suddenly froze. The intact left hand.

"It's a pity, I thought I could use this wound to blackmail Ms. Sato." Osamu Dazai shook his face regretfully.

"Hey, I heard everything." Sato Chinatsu looked at Osamu Dazai speechlessly.

"Hahahaha I'm joking..."

Sato Chika sighed, stepped forward and hugged Osamu Dazai, "Thank you, thank you for your hard work." Osamu Dazai patted the hairy head that had just reached his chest, and said with a smile: "Well~ can you Thanks to Ms. Sato, I feel that the injury is worth it." "Uh, did I bother you?" A Yao stood at the kitchen door with a broom in her hand, a little at a loss.

"Ah, no...it's not what Haruka you think, I'm just..." Sato Chika was startled by Haruka's voice, and quickly let go of Osamu Dazai.

"We're going upstairs to wash up first, you go ahead and don't worry about us, Ayao and I won't show up tonight." Huinagoo suddenly appeared, dragged Ayao a few steps and ran up to the second floor.

"Come on, Xia Xia!" Huinaguo poked her head out from the stairs on the second floor and made a heartfelt gesture to Sato Chika.

"Hey! It's really not what you think..." Sato Qianxia held his forehead weakly.

"Hahahahaha, Miss Huinaguo is so cute."

"How dare you laugh!"

The author has something to say:

No cp, no cp, no cp in this article, Qian Xia is simply expressing her gratitude, she originally wanted to give hugs to all four of them, but was embarrassed when A Yao ran into her.

The dividing line is a perspective switch, because Ranpo and Dazai are separated, so it is written from two perspectives.

It may be a bit messy, so explain it here.

Dazai and Yosano are in the supernatural space where Ouroboros is, and Ranpo and Ango are in the real space.

Although Ango knew that the murderer who killed Hui Naiguo was not a human being, he was not sure if it was ouroboros.

Because Dazai and Ango separated, and people in reality couldn’t hear him, Dazai began to crazily insult Ouroboros to draw hatred, and used the ability of Ouroboros to change real objects to send a secret signal to Ranpo, letting Ango know that it was The Ouroboros thing is playing tricks.

Then, through Ango, he learned how to eliminate ouroboros.

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I finally finished writing this matter, and the rest is Armed Detective Agency's easy daily life + healing Qian Xia's psychological problems. Thanks to "Quinomo Kui Kui" for sending 214 bottles of nutrient solution. Oh my god, it's the first time I see so many nutrient solutions. I feel stupid Yes, the big guy is right.

Thanks to "a good man passing by" for the 9 bottles of nutrient solution, and "glue cuckoo feathers for the pigeons" for the 2 bottles of nutrient solution.

Thank you little cuties for supporting me, I will continue to work hard!