I just want a normal life without powers

Zhong Yuanzhong also chose a motorcycle with a cool black line. He skillfully turned on the ignition and stepped on it and looked at me.

I think he must have drunk too much fake alcohol, "Mr. Nakahara, you are in Dazai's body now, can you imagine Dazai riding a motorcycle, and Nakahara Nakaya who is hugging his waist sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle?"

Zhong Yuan also shook his body, maybe? The picture I described is disgusting.

He walked away in silence, changed to a Porsche, opened the door and sat down.

I didn't say anything more, I obediently opened the co-pilot's door and sat down.

I was so naive to think that Chuya Nakahara would get into an accident while driving.

?The car wrapped in Zhongya's ability, I dare not say that this car drives too fast, it should be said that this car flies too low.At this speed, I feel that I am fast? Gravity clapped flat on the seat.

On the way to my house, Mr. Zhongyuan didn't speak and just drove silently.I have a bad feeling... this is not the calm before the storm.

You know, from Nakahara Nakaya? W to my home is almost across half of Yokohama, but it only took him 15 minutes to drive the car to my door.

Nakahara Nakaya and I just got out of the car, and Ben Tubuki was wearing a knee-length cotton coat and was about to go out with my mobile phone in his hand.Chuang Chuang was still wearing the star pajamas from the exposed mace and the hard chaff.

By the way, this long padded coat was worn by my father when he was still alive. How can this kind of clothes that are pressed at the bottom of the box be able to do it? Dazai is really amazing when he dug it out.

Dazai saw his body and 'Central Plains Chuya' reappeared and stared at the other side, but P immediately started to take pictures.

……

I hugged Chuya Nakahara next to me like a conditioned reflex.

Sure enough, Nakahara Chuya's anger instantly exploded: "Dazai! What did you bastard do?! Hurry up and change my body back to Zheng.

"Calm down, Mr. Nakahara, Dazai is using my body now! Please calm down?!" I felt like I couldn't hold onto Nakahara Nakahara who was still rushing forward crazily.

"Wow. I'm so scared." Isn't Dazai afraid? He continued to challenge Chuya Nakahara's endurance limit.

He quickly took a few more pictures with my mobile phone, and then read in a particularly embarrassing tone: "The five major cadres of Mafia at the port? One Zhongyuan Chuya is on the street? Gu Lu} Dazai Zhixing|harassment|harassment, this Is it a sexual distortion or a moral degeneration."

"Osamu Dazai, I beg you to stop saying a few words! Goddamn sex|harassment, if I hadn't tried my best to stop Mr. Zhongyuan, you would be crushed by gravity! The shell you are wearing is mine. !"

I'm really about to collapse, Dazai, is it really okay for you, a Port Mafia traitor, to be so arrogant when facing the Port Mafia cadres?

"Da-zai--" Zhongyuan Zhong also directly used his supernatural ability to break free from my obstruction, rushed over and pressed Dazai, who was still in a strange mood, on the?

It's over.

I'm so worried, I'm going to go ┡さささんいううすく, I rushed up to break Nakahara Nakaya's hand that was choking Dazai's neck.

"Calm down? Calm down? Mr. Zhongyuan, you are pinching the neck of my body now! After we switch back? You can hit this bandage as much as you want! I will definitely not stop it."

Why is Zhongyuan Zhong suddenly so manic?Is it because of drinking?Is the wine in Yuanxing Zhongye so bad?

No, if I let him pinch me like this again, my body will probably be useless. I don't want to stay in a man's body for the rest of my life!

"Extraordinary power—H's reincarnation."

The unprepared Zhongyuan Chuya was hit 65 times in an instant and passed out directly.

I breathed a sigh of relief, adjusted the time flow in the hallucination to try not to let him experience H death, and then looked at Dazai who was coughing and clutching his neck: "Dazai, let's move Mr. Nakahara first."

Dazai actually showed me a very disgusted expression: "Don't talk to me with a slug's face, I'll even get goosebumps!

I was so angry when I saw him like this, I just ignored him and dragged Nakahara Chuya by the legs to drag him into the room.

Anyway, it's Dazai's body, even if his back is bald, I don't feel sorry for him.

I dragged Zhongya Nakahara to the sofa, and then released the supernatural power.

Central Plains did not wake up either.

Damn, I'm not going to make him stupid, am I? !

No, I'm pretty good at controlling abilities.

I swear, Zhongyuan Zhong also kept falling from upstairs in my hallucination of supernatural powers, and I didn't let him fall at all.

Dazai Osamu walked over and touched Nakahara Chuya's head, and then said to me: "My body has a fever, and this little dwarf has drunk so much alcohol, no wonder he can't wake up now. Do you have antipyretics at home? "

"Well, yes, I'll get it right away." I took off the gloves on my hands and went to the room to find the medical kit.

When I walked into the living room with antipyretics and boiled hot water, I found Dazai sitting next to Chuya Nakahara, staring at his face thoughtfully.

Tsk, what the hell is Osamu Dazai doing?

"Help me hold Mr. Zhongyuan up with the axe, and I'm holding Dongba in both hands┎ to make it easy." In order to prevent him from harming Zhongyuan Zhongye, I hurried over.

Osamu Dazai obediently helped Nakahara Nakaya, and after I poured down the antipyretic medicine on Nakahara Nakaya, he let go of his hands, and Nakahara Nakaya fell straight down.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly and put my hand under Nakahara Chuya's head in time, which allowed him to avoid the concussion from knocking the armrest of the sofa.

"Dazai Osamu, is there something wrong with you? This is your own body! Why are you so cruel-hearted?" I looked at the bandage demon with disbelief.

Osamu Dazai? The so-called shrugged his shoulders without saying a word, and directly threw himself on the lazy sofa next to him and sank.

He seems to be very depressed now...

But he was still wearing that long padded jacket... I grabbed the long padded jacket on Dazai Osamu and pulled it out.

From the first time I saw him, I wanted to say, don’t you know that you can’t wear clothes that have been stored for a long time?Allergies and negative reactions to models √ Zaizhi, does this guy have common sense in life?

Osamu Dazai is lying on the lazy sofa? I turned around, and finally I couldn't help it.

"You are enough, Osamu Dazai, how long do you want to lose your temper?"

"Ah... the thought of staying in Qianxia's body for the rest of my life makes me so desperate, let me go to H..." He glanced at me vigorously, and then seemed to see something dirty Dongbali closed his eyes tightly.

"The dwarf who can speak in women's language is too scary. Surely something is wrong with this world? Am I still having nightmares now? If there really are gods, please lead me out of this nightmarish world leave……"

"I'm also very desperate! Please don't be crowed, I don't want to stay in the body of a man forever. Dazai Osamu, please give me the axe to cover the wild rice! Dazai Osamu on the sofa grabbed the axe" Now we have to figure out why the three of us switched bodies. We must have done something the same yesterday to become what we are now.Let's review the itinerary. What did you do yesterday? "

"Yesterday... because Ango not only made me work overtime on Christmas, but also tried to catch me to work overtime on New Year's Day. I can't stand it? The tree was in good shape and suitable for hanging, so I hung myself on it. I didn't expect that the tree was useless, and just when I was about to see heaven, the branch broke off, what a pity..."

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"...I fell off the tree and fell asleep on the grass. Then at night, the whistle of the Yokohama port woke me up, and the flowers were blooming. The fireworks, the fleeting magnificence...it's really beautiful. I think the moonlight is good for entering the water, and it happens to be next to the river, so I jumped..." Osamu Dazai continued.

It's not that you're so sleepy, what are you? Hanging's brain has insufficient blood supply and lack of oxygen.

"So you killed yourself twice in one day?"

I really admire Dazai Osamu's vitality, which is probably the scourge of the millennium.

"It's a pity that there is still no success. I floated for a while? The river washed up on the bank. It was too dark, and I didn't recognize Lou Yiqiu? W. And then I don't know? What happened? I stumbled and my head was still very unlucky." I knocked on it, and I passed out directly. I woke up and fell into your body... oh..."

It was strange not to have a fever after being soaked and fainted by the river all night under the cool breeze.

"I also heard the siren sound next to the Yokohama port on New Year's Eve, and watched the fireworks... Could it be because of this? No, I spent the whole New Year's Eve night with Huinaguo and New Year's Eve in the Yokohama Port Plaza There are so many, it doesn’t make sense that only the three of us switched bodies? I met Mr. Nakahara at Hachiman Shrine, Dazai, have you ever been to that shrine?” I asked Dazai who was still lying on the sofa pretending to be H.

He shook his head very simply.

"Then we can only wait for Mr. Zhongyuan to wake up and snuggle up with the egg umbrella! I'm lying on another lazy sofa like a pan." Dazai, are you hungry?There is red bean bread in the kitchen, do you want to eat it? "

"I think it's better for me to keep an empty stomach, or do you don't mind if I use your body to go to the toilet?" Dazai replied vigorously.

……

"Just pretend I didn't say anything." I rubbed my temples vigorously, it really hurts my head. "By the way, did your body not eat Dong Aijun yesterday?

"Well... yeah."

Osamu Dazai really doesn't care about his body at all, he is already thin enough.

If he continues to toss like this, he will probably get his wish? Buried in the cemetery next to Mr. Odasaku's house.

I sighed, climbed off the sofa and spit into the kitchen.

I have to cook some liquid food for Mr. Zhongyuan, and take antipyretic medicine on an empty stomach

By the time I bring the porridge out of the kitchen, I'll have already woken up.

His current body is very weak, so it's rare that he didn't fight with Dazai

I handed the porridge directly to Zhong Yuan Zhong and asked him to drink it slowly.

After he finished his porridge, I asked Dazai the question again.

"Yesterday? Let me think about it... Yesterday, I worked overtime in the office to sign documents, and then at night, Miss Hongye invited me to the shrine, and then I drank a round at the bar, went home and drank a few bottles of red wine before going to sleep... ...and nothing special happened."

I was a little desperate, "Mr. Nakahara, did you wake up from Dazai's body in the morning? Was Dazai still there? W?"

"I wake up the mace...it's next to the small river under the mountain of the shrine."

Damn it, it's because of this trash shrine!

"All three of us have been to the shrine! That's definitely what caused our soul swap."

Finally found a clue...

"However, I am a normal worshiper at the shrine, and Dazai has never entered a shrine. He said that he was by the river? What is Higashikura Astatine? Then he fainted... tripped..." I suddenly raised my head Looking at Nakahara Chuya, "Mr. Nakahara, are you walking down the stone steps?

"Ah, yes..."

"Me too? That Dong'an, Dazai also jumped because of that Dong'an's obedient love

Seeing me like this, the two people on the opposite side covered their faces, and they both said in unison: "Please don't make such lively expressions with my/little man's face..."

"You mackerel say who is a dwarf! I will still grow taller!" Nakahara Nakaya? Dazai was agitated, and he directly grabbed Dazai's pajama collar by virtue of his current height advantage.

"Don't fight, don't fight..." I quickly squeezed between the two of them and separated them.

I feel so tired. It was my own body that was injured in the fight between these two.

"? It's not too late, let's hurry up? Let's go, Mr. Zhongyuan, how do you feel now? Can you still drive?" I quickly changed the subject.

"I can drive." Nakahara snorted coldly, let go of Dazai's collar, stood outside Fukuden and walked away.

Dazai did not follow, but looked at me: "Do you have a long coat? If I go out in pajamas like this, you will definitely catch a cold tomorrow."

"Well, yes, wait for me." I didn't react until I heard him say that? The long padded jacket that former Dazai was wearing? I took it off, and he is now wearing a thin pajamas.

I went to the bedroom on the second floor and found a long coat and a pair of loose pants.

When I returned to the living room, Dazai was honestly sitting on the sofa waiting for me.

I handed him both the coat and trousers.

"Put it on by yourself, just put it on over the pajamas, do you need my help?"

"...You stay away from me? It's better, seeing this face of the little dwarf makes my stomach hurt."

After Dazai and I packed up, Nakahara Nakaya was getting impatient waiting in the car.

I was sitting in the backseat with Dazai, when I suddenly thought of something?.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, wait a minute, don't drive." I said to Zhongya, who was sitting in the driver's seat.

"What's the matter?" It may be that Osamu Dazai's current physical condition is too bad, Mr. Nakahara seems a little irritable.

"Please stretch out your hand to Horolong! Shi Yeyun said that although Nakahara Nakaya didn't know what I wanted to do, he still handed me his hand obediently.

I grabbed Nakahara Chuya's hand and put his hand in Dazai's, then I held both of their hands and looked at Dazai expectantly.

No response, } 65 Disqualification has no effect...

Nakahara also understood what I was doing, he? Nai? He shook his head, took his hand back and continued to start the car.

"If it could be solved so easily, it would have been solved long ago. Did you forget that the three of us had contact when we were at the door?" Osamu Dazai said, "At that time, the 65 disqualification eliminated the dwarf's ability. , but it did not solve the situation of our soul exchange. So to solve this problem? We must first find out the medium that causes our soul exchange."

I sat in the back seat sullenly and didn't speak.

In case you can't find it... Bah, bah, bah, you can't be crowed.

The car soon arrived near the shrine.Since the paths leading to the shrine are all sidewalks, the car cannot drive there, so the three of us had no choice but to get out of the car and walk.

The mace was slaughtered? The river rushed up the mace? W, the three of us started a blanket search.

Three} Yigang Yeyun Yang camel industry disturbed Sifeng Ai Miao scratching Yiqin Kun the culprit.

It was a smiling statue carved in stone... but with only one head.

"That's it?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also saw it and reached out to take the axe

"Wait," I quickly stopped him. "What if it triggers something worse? Not good, should we..."

Before I finished speaking, Dazai, who was standing next to me, had already hugged the Zang image and looked up innocently at me.

I:……

"There's no response, look at the slap in the face!" Big Jaeji said casually, "Could it be a problem of order? Zhong Yuanzhong also thought for a while, "Yesterday I was the one who came to this shrine first, and then... whoever met Dong Aijun first, you or that mackerel?"

"It should be me, this avatar is on the lower level,? I accidentally kicked him? It tripped." I said, "Then try in this order..." Chuya Nakahara took the head portrait from Dazai, and then gave it to me, and I took it and passed it back to Dazai.

Still no response.

I'm really discouraged...

Dazai simply gave up and lay down in the grass.

No, there must be other solutions.I patted my face to regain my strength

I don't want to work for that group of mafia for the rest of my life under the cover of Chuya Zhongya.

At this moment, I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a small shadow in Dazai's lying W. It was a light gray transparent }Ying, his face is exactly the same as that of the head portrait we hugged just now!

"It's you who made us like this?!" I pulled away the still dead Dazai, and grabbed the little boy's body.

The little one was amazed that not only could I see it, but I could actually touch it.

But it? I grabbed it and didn't get scared, instead looked at me and smiled.

"Laugh at your sister, laugh at me! Hurry up and turn the three of us back!" I said viciously, Nakahara also wrinkled. From his perspective, there was nothing in my hand, "Who are you talking to?"

Dazai didn't feel too surprised, he sat cross-legged on the grass and looked at me with interest.

"You kicked me first, this is just a little lesson for you." That little boy? I clasped my palms together in a very polite manner and gave me a Buddhist salute.

I really lost my temper, "Then how can you change it back for us?"

"I want to worship."

"Worship? Say? Specifically, what do you want?" I grabbed it and shook it vigorously.

"Little girl, don't be so irritable." It opened its smiling eyes and raised its finger, "I want steamed buns with red bean stuffing."

"What do you mean by these three fingers? Just tell me how many you want."

Even if you want three steamed bun shops, the Mafia Gravity Envoy at the port can move it for you

"Three trays of steamed buns, each tray must be full of five. Also, you need to put my head back on me. When I was carrying it last night? When you kicked down the mountain, my strength is no longer enough to move the real thing So I just use the power of this shrine to cast a curse on you." The little boy continued.

That's it?

The souls of me, Dazai and Nakahara Chuya are worth fifteen steamed buns?Or red bean stuffing?

"Okay, I'll answer..." Before I finished speaking, Dazai who was sitting behind me covered my mouth with his hand, and I looked back at him suspiciously.

"Don't be in a hurry to agree, just repeat that secret request to me." Dazai said to me.

I told Dazai what the kid said truthfully.

"Didn't it say time 65? How many days does it take us to worship before we can get Zhengjun back for us?"

Osamu Dazai looked at me with a foolish expression on his face, "So you and that little dwarf are inseparable. Such a simple language trap can't tell that K is tricking you into agreeing to it. Words are curses. You If you agree to enshrine it, it means that you are willing to make a contract with it. Be careful when dealing with this strange creature in the future."

"Huh? What does it have to do with me? Bastard mackerel, are you looking for a fight?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on the side, was also very dissatisfied.

Seeing that these two were about to hit the ax again, I quickly separated them.

"Then what should I do?" I shook the little boy in my hand vigorously, the little boy's original smiling expression disappeared when Dazai said it, and he felt a little guilty just looking at it.

Dazai lay down on the grass again, "So you don't have to do anything and just wait."

"Ah?" I was a little anxious, "Just wait like this?"

"The Eastern case, Zhan Nuohuang, who pried the robbery of the temple, let our three souls exchange, it is not its own power, that is to say, this exchange situation will not last long. If you really made a contract with it just now, then It’s all over. That Dongba Zhongsu is struggling to move a stone-headed head. If it really depends on it, I guess we need to worship it for decades before it can gather enough strength to exchange our souls back.” Osamu Dazai explained.

Ah... That's right, I threw the little one in my hand out after hearing what he said.

"You can't treat me like this!!" The little boy stumbled and crawled back, "You not only kicked my head, but you bullied me unreasonably!" It even cried.

You still have the face to cry, who is bullying whom...

I ignored it, sat on the grass and started playing with my phone.

Although Nakahara Chuya didn't quite understand the current situation, but he saw that Dazai and I were more relaxed than the other, so he sat down very gregariously.

When we were on the third pole, the three of us were dizzy at the same time, and when we recovered, we returned to our respective bodies.

"Phew, my body is still comfortable." Zhongya Zhongya stood in front of the front of the house and said bluntly.

I clutched my neck and couldn't say no

I really admire Osamu Dazai's ability to bear the pain. First, at the door? Nakahara Naka also strangled his throat and didn't drink water all morning. Now I just feel like there is a knife stuck in my throat, and I can't even make a sound. Some difficulties.

Just like this, Osamu Dazai was able to say such a long paragraph just now... he was convinced.

"Yeah, my own body is the most comfortable. You are not used to it from such a high angle, shorty." As soon as he returned to his body, Osamu Dazai went back to his old ways.

I really don't want to worry about him, I can fight as I like, because Dazai has helped me many times, I will help him sweep his grave every year.

Nakahara Chu also uncharacteristically didn't beat Dazai, "You bastard mackerel, I'll pretend I didn't see you this time, next time I see you, just wait in the Mafia torture room at the port."

I stared dumbfounded at Nakahara Chuya who turned around and left after saying a harsh word.

Mr. Nakahara, how do you reply?

Do you want to treat them differently?Isn't that how you face Dazai who is wearing my body?

Or was it just that you were playing crazy because of poor wine quality?

Fuck I feel so bad for my own neck.

Dazai so-called shrugged his shoulders and pulled the axe from me who was still sitting on the bed

"That Dongao scumbag created the idea?"

I looked at the little one who was still crying, and Nai sighed.Enduring the pain, he said, "Don't cry, I'll send your head back. I don't have red bean buns, but I have a bunch of red bean bread. Do you want it?"

Hearing that I was going to send its head back, the little boy stopped crying immediately.

"Really, really? Don't lie to me."

"Really, hurry up and lead the way." I hugged the stone head on the bed.

Dazai Osamu didn't know what illness he had again, and kept following me.

I don't care about him either.

After walking for about ten minutes, the little boy took me to a quiet place? W.

It's still next to the small river. There are basically weeds around here, and there are no traces of development.Following its instructions, I found a dilapidated shrine under a tree. Inside that shrine was a stone statue without a head.

I put its head on it.

The moment I put my head on it, the little boy's figure became a little more solid, not as transparent as it was at first.

"My red bean bread..." That thing's mother Nang Miaomiao looked at me.

"Tsk, I'll take it for you in a while! The pastor left with a swollen body. But before I took a few steps, I felt my trousers. What kind of jacket is stuck.

Looking down, it's still Xiaodong

I saw it whispered and said: "Red bean bread is your offering to me, right? Then you are my believer?"

Damn, this guy isn't crazy yet?

Maybe it was because of my unfriendly complexion and fierce eyes, the little boy shivered a bit, but he still tried his best to straighten his back, looking at me with a pair of small eyes full of expectation.

...I really can't stand it, anyway, the body will be changed back to the past. Be a believer, let's be a believer, just treat it as a pet with red bean bread.

"Yes, yes, I am your believer." I replied perfunctorily.

"Well, I will enshrine you too." Dazai, who had been silently following behind me, spoke suddenly, which startled me.

Brother, why are you joining in the fun, and when will he be able to see this Eastern Dark Model?

As if he could read minds, Dazai replied with a smile: "I can see it when you give it back your head, well~ this is also a kind of bond~"

Yes} will talk to this kind of weird Dongao Songdexuan Kezai, are you out of your mind?

After Dazai and I agreed to enshrine this little Dong?, the light gray on its body disappeared, and a golden light began to circulate on it, and the whole body was solidified and no longer transparent.

It clasped its hands together and made a Buddhist salute to Dazai and me again: "My name is Shiki, and I will bless my believers to be safe and well. "After speaking, it slowly merged into the stone statue in the dilapidated shrine.

It is said that after Mo Buzheng entered the stone statue, the crack on the neck of the stone statue disappeared.

The Hachiman Shrine is quite far from my home, and we two sick guys will definitely not be able to walk back by walking on our legs.

Since Mr. Nakaya left first, the two of us went out without a wallet, and the other wallet was soaked in water and couldn’t be used. Now we can only squat on the side of the road in misery and wait for Mr. Odasaku.

Fortunately, I took my mobile phone with me before going out.

"Dazai, you are a handsome man after all. You are a handsome and handsome Dazai who is as good as your family.

"It's up to you how to deal with that Dongba, slow, liquid, squinting..." Dazai replied vigorously.

"That stone-headed head is what Anwu is looking for recently. The [-] paralyzed boys swapped their bodies, but they haven't been able to find out the reason. Although they all changed back in the end, Ango still thinks this ability is very dangerous. I just want me to work overtime to find the one who makes the body swap, and I just ran into it by such a coincidence. I want to blackmail Ango for overtime pay when I go back."

"That Dong An's senior officer, Chu Jun,

"Who knows, maybe it's an unlucky god who can't live without a believer. He's here at the shrine to catch a young man. We just happened to meet it."

"Then we're out of luck..."

"Yeah, how can there be a god who blesses you with peace and success? For me, the motto of the guide is "refreshing and full of vitality? Suicide""

"Oh. I wish you a long life."

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