I just want a normal life without powers

When I woke up, what I saw when I opened the tore was white and miserable lights.I was turned sideways by the light... Then I saw the person hanging above the top of my Y.

"Yo~"

"Yo, you big Y ghost!" Seeing this familiar figure appear, I was so angry that I didn't want to fight. "Didn't you go face-to-face with Miss Sister? Sure enough, you were jumped by an immortal, right?

"Qianxia, ​​you don't seem to have the right to say that about me, you're jealous and dreaming about me~" Dazai shook the iron chain in his hand carelessly.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted... Osamu Dazai can always perfectly irritate me.

Dazai and I are now in a shabby white prison cell that looks like a confinement cell with nothing in it.

Both of us have more than a dozen chains on us.I wear iron rings around my waist and limbs, and I am firmly fixed in the prison by iron chains, and only Y? can move.

But that guy Dazai is much better than me. He is tied to the same thing as me,? He is hung from the ceiling... like a piece of dried bacon.He asked how he offended the person who arrested him.

Dazai didn't care about it, swinging the iron chain on the ceiling, leisurely like swinging on a swing.

"How did you get in here, Dazai? I tried to escape when I was caught, but I was stunned by this thing around my neck... What the hell is this thing?"

"The one on your neck is a power suppressor, which was developed by a certain shady mouse. I heard that there is a kind of functional thing in the power management department. As for how I got in..." Osamu Dazai smiled Said: "Isn't this because you are afraid that Qian Xia will be lonely alone~ I will take the initiative to come in to accompany you! Are you moved?"

I was dumbfounded... "Bandage man, is there something wrong with your brain?"

"Hahahahaha me?..." Dazai Osamu Qiankuhuang lowered his voice and only heard a few cracking sounds, and he suddenly fell from the ceiling.

And I, right below him.

Fuck, Osamu Dazai, what chains are you playing with when you're free? !

What a shoddy tofu dregs chain is this!Why did it stop like this! !

I was hit by Osamu Dazai and almost passed out again.

"Dazai, get up quickly! You've missed me." The height difference of nearly thirty centimeters made my whole body smashed by Dazai.His chest hit me right in the face, I felt like my nose was broken and it was hard to breathe.

"Qianxia, ​​you seem to have a nosebleed, and the clothes on my chest are wet." Osamu Dazai tried hard to lift his body.However, the iron rings tied to our limbs were all opened the moment Dazai fell on me, and they merged with the iron rings on Fang's body as if they were attractive.

"Who do you think I was hit by and got a nosebleed! Hey, it hurts... Am I disfigured?" I said in a low voice below him.

The current posture of Dazai and I? It’s rather embarrassing. The things that are tied to his body are similar to mine. Our two limbs are firmly handcuffed together by this gravitational iron ring, and there is almost no gap... It's like two small biscuits that are tightly pressed together in the biscuit factory that forgot to add the filling.

"Please try to lift your chest up, I'm really embarrassed..." I felt like I was about to suffocate.Although Dazai's weight is heavier than the average male, he is almost twice my weight.

"Qianxia, ​​the iron chain that fixed you is broken. You roll to the right and I roll to the left. Let's try to sit up."

Hearing Dazai's lead, I followed his instructions and rolled to the side.

Phew... I can finally breathe normally. I can feel the liquid flowing out of my nose.

Sure enough, meeting Osamu Dazai would be all right.

"If you can't sit up, let's just lie on your side like this... Your legs are short and long, you might as well cut them off." The two of us tried several times but couldn't sit up because of the height difference. ? Evil, I envy Dazai's height.

Evil comes from the guts, I picked up Dazai's clothes and rubbed it on my face.

"Ah, my clothes... Qianxia, ​​your nosebleed rubbed against my hand." Dazai's helpless voice sounded on the top of my vagina.

"It's what you deserve, you threatened to lower your capital and kill me to be in this miserable state." I put down Dazai's clothes and said through gritted teeth. "I found Jingzi Uemura, that idiot young lady was brainwashed by someone, and then I was tricked by her. What about you? You separated from me at Ikebukuro Station? Where did you go? What happened? came in?"

"Well~ Didn't I just say that? Because I knew Qianxia, ​​you came here. I was afraid that you would be lonely and cold, so I came in to accompany you." Under such circumstances, Dazai actually went to Naxie joke. "Qianxia, ​​please use your invincible superpower to find a way."

"Think of a trick! I'm tied to you now, and your [Disqualification in the World] will kill you at the very moment of my dawn." I know that I and I Dazai is at odds with this guy.

President, why are you so overwhelmed? Send him and me to go on a mission together... The two of us don't need the enemy to do anything, just kill each other? That's enough.

The compatibility between Dazai and I is too bad.

"Hahahaha." Osamu Dazai said, what's so funny when he heard my timid α, we are in a big crisis now!

"So Yagiri Pharmaceutical is behind this disappearance?" I continued buzzing.

"Yeah, yes. The IP is fat and the gang has nothing to do with the gang. The direction of the investigation by the city police is completely wrong. But it does have something to do with [No Y Knight], and the cause of the incident is Wu Y The missing Y skull of the knight is now in the hands of Yagiri Pharmaceuticals. The reason why they lured the runaway ⒕ out of the way to use this Geng ⒆ ⒆ 拈迨翨礤..."

Just when the two of us were talking, I kept hearing the sound of 'click' and 'click' around me. At first I was dizzy and I heard it wrong, but I didn't expect the sound to become more and more intensive.

"Dazai, did you hear anything?" I interrupted him!Take a look. "

"It's a machine gun, that sound is the sound of a machine gun being lowered." Dazai said casually. "The surrounding tiled walls, every four tiles are covered with a machine gun. It's super spectacular. It's a bit disgusting to see such densely packed muzzles."

……

What?

"Damn it! Osamu Dazai!! Now it's the disgusting Weng Yirong who is handsome and handsome, "I'm tied to you now and I can't use my abilities at all. Qiang Yizhen, who was shot by a machine gun, is gone!" !I don't want to be with you bandage guy! "

Dazai sighed, "Alas... I want to kill Qianxia who is like a stick of firewood. My ideal type is that kind of plump big sister."

"Shut up, you! What should we do now?" I really had enough fun, but I didn't expect that it was just to investigate a small disappearance case, so I made an appointment in Ikebukuro.

... I took the photo with a wave of the lamp.

A 30-second countdown started on the ceiling, and countless machine guns aimed at me and Dazai.

Maybe it will really happen this time? Well, so people can't set up flags blindly.

Dazai has been silent and did not say anything.

"Bandage man, why are you so overwhelmed by being caught on your own initiative... I was the only one who didn't dare to kill me casually. This time, we're so yellow, and you are disqualified from the world, what am I really?" Can't do both."

Forget it, so be it, except for not being able to get along with Hui Nai.

However, Dazai turned over suddenly and crushed me under him, and my nose was hit hard again.

Is this guy NMD suddenly insane?I angrily tried to push him away.

"Don't push, if within 30 seconds I hold my body thoroughly, at least I can hold the bullets enough for the gun, and I will fight for you!" Then Zaizhi gritted his teeth hard.

"Haha, next time, I will ask Qianxia Wudi's supernatural ability." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Just when he said that there was black blood gushing out of his mouth, Dazai's body began to become stiff with the successful attack of the poison, his face was pale, his lips were purple, and the lines of dark blood vessels were blue and white in his mouth. It's obvious on the face.I can gradually feel my ability? I can use it.

In a daze, he remembered the capsule he swallowed when he first arrived at Ikebukuro station... Dazai said that it was sugar made in the shape of a capsule, and he hurriedly twisted it

...So Dazai has long thought of the situation that I was controlled and unable to commit suicide and use my abilities?

The reason why he was taken by Yagiri Pharmaceutical's Natani Soso was to give me Y from thousands of miles away?Damn it obviously made me feel uncomfortable. [Camel rate vinegar agreement? What is it?

Holding the lifeless Dazai, I bit my lip, and the salty smell of blood bloomed in my mouth.

I don't know why, but my whole body is trembling unconsciously.

Osamu Dazai, you? You are so cruel.

Yagiri Pharmaceutical, I remember you all.

As long as there is no Yigiri Pharmaceutical in this world, there will be no Yagiri Pharmaceuticals in this world.I will never let this group of cubs disappear in this world no matter what it takes, I swear.

Going back in time is not like using the revolving lantern illusion, which needs to be controlled by the Karma God, even if you are shocked by an electric shock, you will lose all your energy, unless you find a living Dazai.

The countdown on the ceiling is about to reach zero.

I hugged Osamu Dazai's stiff corpse and used the ability.

"Extraordinary ability——【? Revolving door】"

Osamu Dazai? The picture in front of me slowly came to me. What he saw the most was a face full of nosebleeds.

Me? It's so ugly...

? Seeing such a face before, this guy Dazai Osamu will definitely laugh at me secretly.

Are you kidding me? Let you remember my dark history.

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Back in time, Dazai and I had just arrived at Ikebukuro Station. My legs were weak and I almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Dazai helped me in time.

After finally slowing down, I immediately grabbed Dazai's face and pulled him to both sides.

"Qianxia, ​​what are you doing..." Dazai said vaguely while I held the corner of his mouth.

"You spit out that poison! What do you think, bandage man! How dare you keep holding such a deadly poison in your mouth! What if the capsule melts!" Face.

It can make a person within 30 seconds? Hardened poison, Osamu Dazai dared to hold it in his mouth!He? Really brave.

“啊啊啊疼疼疼，千夏你下手轻一点……我这就吐出来。”太宰掰开我的手，把嘴里的胶囊吐在车站旁的垃圾桶里。 "Qianxia, ​​are you going back in time? How is it? I'm reliable hahahahahaha"

"What a ghost!" Since Dazai is standing up straight now, I can't reach his face, so I can only slap my feet hard. "Scared? Me! I have a psychological shadow! When I go back, I will sue the president! Then I will go out with you on a mission!"

"Hiss—Qianxia, ​​don't cry... everyone in the station is looking at us..."

"Who cried? Which one of you saw me cry?! I'm just fascinated by the wind Γ

"Okay, I just got lost

"Go away! Stay away from me, I won't bother others when I see you."