Intercept the little junior sister [Honghuang Fengshen]

Q: What's it like holding a Terran cub?

Tongtian Answer: Soft and slippery.The small one didn't dare to hold it too hard, for fear that she would suffer a comminuted fracture.Pinch too loose and slip away easily.Hate and be happy.He even wanted to pinch his white and tender face.

Q: How does it feel to be led by a saint?

Chanyu replied: Be safe!An unprecedented sense of security!Before I got the system, I thought I could beat the whole Sanshan Pass.After I got the system, I felt like I hated the whole big business.But with a saint protecting the body, I think I dare to hate the whole prehistoric world!

Walking on the mountain road to Chaoge City, Tongtian rarely thought about a question.

In the entire prehistoric world, when it comes to the number and race of apprentices, no one can surpass him, the leader of Tongtian.

Except for some innate gods that cannot be duplicated, birds and beasts, and eggs transformed from wet wombs, Jin'ao Island has everything that one expects to find.It is fine to run the largest zoo in the wild.

So here comes the question, how to raise human cubs?

There is neither the original form of being wild and powerful, nor the cultivation base of becoming an immortal.He is only in the state of becoming a god, he can't eat grains, he doesn't eat raw meat or grass, and his height is less than half of his.

How to raise such a fragile and cute cub?

Tong Tian looked at Chan Yu, lost in thought.

Chanyu's heart panicked when she was seen, this kind of look as if she was about to sell her to whom... Could it be that she discovered the magic way she cultivated?

Cautiously, he asked,

"Master, why...see me like this?"

The saint sighed softly and shook his head, "The cultivation level is too low, and it's a human race—oh, how to raise it."

Chanyu: ...

"Actually, I don't eat much..."

Tong Tian, ​​"It's nothing to eat too much, I'm afraid you will be eaten."

Chanyu: ... Boss, I don't know much, so don't scare me!

Seeing that the little apprentice turned pale again from fright, Tong Tian felt a little embarrassed.I have scared her several times today, and I have to say that the girl doll who always pretends to be mature is scared nervous... cuter than normal.

stop!She is already her apprentice, so treat her better.

Then he comforted, "With the protection of my teacher, you are naturally safe."

What if it's not under your nose?

What if such a weak cub was brought back to Jin'ao Island and was roasted by a guest friend who was a registered disciple with a bad temper?

Although he stipulated that the disciples of Jiejiao should not eat people, it is really hard to say that some beasts have transformed into people, or some friends who can eat people come.Leaving Golden Turtle Island again... There are too many disciples, so it's hard to manage!

At this time, Qingpingjian trembled slightly, "When did you manage your disciple? Throw it to Duobao!"

Tong Tian, ​​"Duobao is good, but he is a mouse, do you know how to raise human cubs?"

Qingping Sword took it for granted, "If he doesn't, he can learn it."

Tong Tian, ​​"That makes sense. But catastrophe is imminent, how can her level of cultivation be able to bear the burden of lifelines. The preaching is too slow... Wait, you can find the elder brother. What does the elder brother do? The elder brother is... "

Qingpingjian quickly answered, "It's used to solve troubles!"

The Taiji diagram in Tongtian's sleeve slipped out, and hit Qingping sword with a "slap".

Tai Chi Tu, "I will tell the master."

Qingping Sword: ...

Tong Tian smiled without saying a word.

Accidentally saw Chanyu who was hitting Qingping sword in the Taiji diagram:? ? ?

Tong Tian, ​​who wanted to understand the solution, stopped and pinched Tuer's face.

Smiling and teasing her, "We're not going to Chaoge, why are you going to Chaoge City?"

Chanyu: ...Obviously you were the one who walked towards Chaoge without knowing what to think!And pinch my face!

Calm down, this is a saint, you can't beat it.

Chanyu prepared herself mentally and asked, "Master, where are we going?"

After pinching the left side, Tong Tian pinched the right side, and stopped when he saw two symmetrical blushes.

Satisfied, "I went to find your two uncles and asked for a greeting."

"Who are the two uncles?"

"Taiqing Laozi saint, Yuqing Yuanshi saint, why don't you even know a saint..." Tongtian suddenly stopped, "Didn't I tell you that I am Shangqing Tongtian, the leader of Jiejiao?"

Chanyu blinked, "Isn't Taoist Qingping?"

Oh, Master, liar!

Tongtian also blinked at her,

The answer was, "Yes, and no."

Chanyu was stunned, and tilted her head to express her bewilderment.

Tong Tian said, "I used the Qingping sword to cut off a good corpse, so I named him Taoist Qingping."

Shanshi: After so many years, I finally have a Taoist name!The ontology lied to the little girl, shameless!

Chanyu, "What is a good corpse?"

Tong Tian replied, "After Da Luo, you can use the innate spirit treasure to cut off the common thoughts of the three corpses, and advance to be a quasi-sage. Your cultivation level is still shallow, and after Da Luo Jinxian, I will teach you the method."

Speaking of this, Tongtian stopped and looked at Chanyu, "My dear disciple, why are you not shocked at all when you hear that your teacher is a saint?"

Because I already knew-

Of course Chanyu would not say that.

According to the teaching content of "Have Legs, Don't Hug a Bastard", her eyes glowed with longing and admiration, and she blew cute rainbow farts as a matter of course.

"Master is so hot, it's not surprising that he is a saint!"

Tongtian: As expected of a chance!This apprentice is very good!

"Let's go to Shouyang Mountain!"

A quarter of an hour ago, on Shouyang Mountain——

Two saints are playing chess.

Lao Tzu held the white, easily dropped a son, and told the only disciple who was waiting by the side,

"Xuandu, go to the foot of the mountain to meet your Uncle Tongtian and Junior Sister."

Xuandu left without saying a word.

Yuan Shi picked up a sunspot and didn't put it down for a long time. He frowned and said,

"Brother, how can you be sure, that child is a chance."

Lao Tzu took a sip of fragrant tea without haste, and said, "You have to trust Tongtian's intuition."

"Intuition?" Yuan Shi shook his head and dropped his hand. "Do not believe."

Lao Tzu followed suit, almost without thinking.

Then he said, "I don't believe it either."

Yuan Shi: ...

"What I believe in is the teacher and the Taiji diagram."

Yuan Shi breathed a sigh of relief, this sounds much more reliable.

"But there's one thing I don't understand."

Yuanshi hesitated for a long time, and settled down. "Why do you want Xuandu to wait at the foot of the mountain? When did Tongtian come from the mountain gate in a proper manner..."

Lao Tzu froze while drinking tea, "Maybe... it will be different if he accepts his apprentice..."

Yuan Shi expressed his disbelief, "How many apprentices he has taken in, and he hasn't seen much improvement."

I sighed lightly.

My younger brother is getting older, so it's not easy to take care of him.Yuanshi's temperament of entanglement after finding a mistake, no wonder he didn't get along well with Tongtian.

It is difficult to be a big brother, and it is even more difficult to be the big brother of two saints.

"I'm getting old, and no younger brother has visited Yangshan for hundreds of years. Alas...Xuandu's mind has been unstable recently. I'll let him run a little more to hone his character."

After finishing speaking, the widowed and lonely old man of Taiqing gave up his son and went straight to Huanglong, without any sympathy, and smiled, "You lost."

Revenge came unexpectedly.

Yuan Shi was silent.

Xuandu still not stable?No disciple of the Three Religions is more stable than him.I blame Xuandu for making a mistake!

All right, you're the big brother, you don't care about your face.

Compared to Tongtian who never gave face, Yuanshi is already a good brother.

He smiled lightly and put down the chess piece in his hand, saying,

"I haven't played chess for a thousand years, and my brother's chess skills are still so superb."

Good-skinned and narrow-minded as always.

Laozi continued to smile, "Your chess skills have regressed, and even Xuandu is better than you."

Yuan Shi: ...

My brotherhood with my eldest brother is in jeopardy.

At this moment, Tongtian habitually burst into the sky, just as Yuanshi predicted.

Tongtian: First of all, I am a saint!Secondly, why are you being polite to your brother?

After arriving in the Zen room, he saw the disastrous defeat of the sunspots on the chessboard.Take a closer look, Yuanshi is black.

With a quick mouth, the words of ridicule blurted out.

"Second brother, what do you think? Isn't playing chess with big brother looking for abuse!"

Yuan Shi, who suffered the double blow from his elder brother and younger brother: I don't want this younger brother anymore.

Originally, I was going to let my brother know what "love" from my brother is.Suddenly his eyes turned, he was distracted, and he frowned and asked, "Where is the chance of life?"

Tongtian didn't know what he missed, he smiled heartily,

"At the foot of Shouyang Mountain. I wanted to bring her here directly, but I passed by the mountain gate and saw Xuandu waiting, so I threw her outside the mountain gate and came first."

Lao Tzu didn't understand at first, "Why is this?"

Tong Tian said, "I am such a good uncle, how can I have the heart to let Xuandu go for nothing!"

There was a silence in the meditation room.

Yuan Shi complained, "You are really a good uncle."

Lao Tzu added, "It's just that the master has been tricked."

The two elder brothers looked at each other, and felt that the brotherhood had returned.

Sure enough, brotherhood depends on the sky!

At the foot of Shouyang Mountain, Chanyu, who was casually thrown outside the mountain gate by her master, had ten thousand words of "his mother's love" in her heart, and she couldn't vomit.

Just as he was angry, a gentle male voice came from above his head.

"Junior Sister, I see that your complexion is not good. There are three kinds of elixirs here that can help you maintain your vitality, skin care and beauty. So do you want the gold one, the silver one, or the pink one? "

Chanyu: ...God, crazy!

Raising her head, the loli in the red dress who was in a bad mood said viciously, "I want it all! How much is it!"