You have the ability to make phone calls, you have the ability to open the door

Click OK to update the article successfully.Tang Xuanning put the laptop on the bedside table beside him, got up and went to the living room to get a glass of water, drank it while walking, and drank the glass of water. Tang Xuanning sat back on the bed and read the newly updated chapter. He would check it every time the article was updated, but he was worried There will be omissions, so he will read it again after the article is updated.

Tang Xuanning's pen name is a spoonful of white sugar, and he is a signed author of a novel website called Xieyi. Zhao Qingyi is the hero in his serialized novel "Night Dive", because the readers love him, and in order to keep Zhao Qingyi The authenticity of Qingyi's character made Tang Xuanning write down his contact information.

After checking, there was no problem. Tang Xuanning refreshed the page and continued to read. There were already messages below.

Tangtang is delicious: Sure enough, birds that sleep late will eat worms, and go to sleep after refreshing the update. Good night, Tangsama, okay~~~

It is said that Tang is not sugar.Tang Xuanning complained silently and continued to look down.

Tangtang My Husband: Aww... In this chapter, my Qingyi husband is still handsome. Don't want it [Love]

Girl, do you have so many husbands, do your parents know?

Tang sama's □□: Looking at the phone number of Qingyi Dada, why do I always have an urge to call, please hold me downstairs

It’s all said to be fake, what kind of trouble do you want to fight over, and, what the hell is it? Can you still write novels happily?

Sherlock Holmes is me: Go upstairs, I will never pull you, look at the place where this phone number belongs, it is obviously in the same city as Tang-sama, look at this number is simple, it is obviously in line with the confusion of Tang-sama who can't remember the phone number Sex, the most important thing is, look at the last four digits of this number, it is obviously Tang-sama's birthday.

GN, change your career to become a detective, Sherlock Holmes is not as good as you.

Thin as lightning: The upstairs is indeed a detective fan, come to hold your claws, and seeing your analysis of this phone number makes me believe that this must be Tangsama's phone number, everyone, pick up your phone and dial the phone number, cute and soft Waxy sugar sama is waiting for you~~~

By the way, are you the funny guy invited by the monkey, and what the hell is cute and soft? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

I just read the text: Emma, ​​Tangtang’s phone number, so excited, so excited, do you want to call and bring me one?

I'm so excited, did you see what I said? It's purely fictional! ! !Sure enough, it is definitely not enough to say important things three times, I am so tired┑(￣Д￣)┍

Tang Xuanning, who was so tired, finished complaining about the comments and turned off the computer to sleep.

It's just that at this time Tang Xuanning had no idea what kind of person he was going to offend. If he had known that he would offend Xiao Mingkai, he wouldn't have written this phone number even if he was killed.

On the second day, Tang Xuanning had a day's class and moved between various teaching buildings. During the lunch break, he was called by the instructor to help review the homework of the freshman students. Tang Xuanning said that he was very busy.

Just when he was so busy that he didn't even have time to take a break, something exploded under the comment section of the latest chapter of his article.

The comment from the "Holmes is me" reader is pushed to the top by the reply below, so that people can see it at a glance.

Sherlock Holmes is me: Go upstairs, I will never pull you, look at the place where this phone number belongs, it is obviously in the same city as Tang-sama, look at this number is simple, it is obviously in line with the confusion of Tang-sama who can't remember the phone number Sex, the most important thing is, look at the last four digits of this number, it is obviously Tang-sama's birthday.

1L, I am Jing Jing: Roll over, roll over~~~ With itchy hands, I dialed the phone number suspected to be Sugar Silly Mom and Boss Zhao, the voice is not too magnetic, Sugar Silly Mom, I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! !

2L obviously likes you very much: A liar wakes up without a collarbone, and the upstairs Kuaiai told me loudly, whose phone number is this! ! !

3L I’m Jingjing: You don’t have a collarbone when you shoot up the stairs, I never lie, this phone call is really a candy idiot, don’t have a nice voice, candy idiot… I can’t help but want to roll again~~~

4L I want to be quiet: ~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～Hands are fast and hands are slow, which means that I have heard the voice of sugar sama. Haha, I don’t know that fans’ eyes are sharp, but they still try to hide it

5LXY: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing] I asked the silly mom if it was a spoonful of white tang, and the silly mom actually said he was a spoonful of brown sugar, silly mom, why are you so arrogant?

6L chrysanthemums are blooming all over the mountain: Silly mother, silly mother, it’s really okay for you to expose your phone number like this. In other words, the benefits should not be too good, and the sugar rice should not be too star lake [Star Eye]

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"You are the stupid mother, and your whole family is a stupid mother!" Lan Lan couldn't help shaking her body when she heard a roar from the general manager's office.The general manager, who usually has a bad temper, looks like he has eaten dynamite today. He will definitely hear the sound of the phone being thrown on the desk within five seconds after answering the call. Lan Lan feels that if this continues, Either the general manager of the family was sent to the hospital in anger, or a certain mobile phone turned into rotten fruit.

Lan Lan took a deep breath, went to the pantry to make a cup of coffee, and then knocked on the door of the general manager's office.

When the people inside came in, their tone was so heavy that they wanted to eat people, but they were cautious and went in anyway, showing a generous and decent smile, Lan Lan said: "Mr. Xiao, drink a cup of coffee to calm down, don't be angry." Broken body."

Xiao Mingkai threw the phone on the table, with blue veins on his forehead, and blazing anger in his eyes, he glanced at the cup that was still slightly steaming in Lan Lan's hand, and waved his hand, "No coffee, bring me a glass of ice water, I'll I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back and lift the desk."

Lan Lan pursed her lips and nodded, "Okay, then I'll go get you another glass of ice water."

Xiao Mingkai walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, lit the cigarette and took a strong puff, only then did he feel better, otherwise he felt that he could destroy everything in the office.

Lan Lan quickly came back with a glass of ice water, Xiao Mingkai drank it up in one gulp, and handed the glass to Lan Lan.

Lan Lan took the cup but didn't leave immediately, smiled at Xiao Mingkai, and asked, "Mr. Xiao, may I know why you are so angry?"

Xiao Mingkai said, it's really hot, so who can tell him why so many strange girls suddenly called him, and the first thing they said was, is it silly mother Tang?Or Tang Shama, hello, I am so-and-so.

"So, what the hell is silly mother Tang, or do I look stupid?" Xiao Mingkai gritted his teeth again when he thought of this.

"Eh..." After listening to the words of the general manager, Lan Lan felt that her head was full of laughter and 23333 and He Houhua, who was in a trance with prosperity. It sounded as calm as possible: "Mr. Xiao, I'm actually a fool. I don't mean to call you stupid. In Two-dimensional, it means a great god, and it evolved from the Japanese word sama."

After listening to Lan Lan's explanation, Xiao Mingkai finally felt a little more at ease in his heart, "Why do you know so clearly?"

"Because I'm a Two-dimensional, and our company runs a novel website, which is also a Two-dimensional one. Those readers who call their favorite authors will call them silly mothers, and Da Xiao is also called by fans. Called you idiot."

The big Xiao that Lan Lan talked about was always Xiao Minglai's elder brother Xiao Minglai, and Xieyi was established by him alone, and Xiao Mingkai took over Xieyi from him two months ago.Xiao Mingkai is not yet fully familiar with the business, so it's no wonder he doesn't know what silly mother means.

As soon as Lan Lan finished speaking, the mobile phone on the table started clamoring again, and the buzzing sound of the mobile phone vibrating on the table made Xiao Mingkai's brain ache.

Picking up the phone, an energetic female voice over the phone said, "Tsundere sweet silly mother howling~"

Xiao Mingkai hung up the phone without even thinking about it. The phone was showing that the battery was low. Xiao Mingkai clicked his tongue and plugged in the charger. This was the second time it was charging today. Those fans were too powerful, and Xiao Mingkai said that the phone's battery was too much.

"It's almost time to get off work, go out and pack up and get ready to get off work."

"Okay." Lan Lan walked out with light steps.

Xiao Mingkai sat down on the boss chair, took out another mobile phone to make a call, the phone rang for a long time before someone answered, the voice over there sounded a little hoarse, obviously woken up from a dream: "Hello?"

Xiao Mingkai realized that he was disturbing people's dreams when he heard his elder brother's voice, but he couldn't control that much, now he is extremely irritable, if he doesn't find someone to vent to, he is afraid that he will explode and die, besides, Xiao Minglai is not Innocent man, this is the man who has to sit here now.

"Xiao Minglai," Xiao Mingkai yelled, "The posture is wrong, get up and go back to sleep."

The person on the other end seemed to be awake, and his voice was cold, "What's the matter, tell me."

Hearing Xiao Minglai's voice, Xiao Mingkai wanted to flip the table again, but he was so busy here that he was dreaming, "What's wrong with my work account being blown up all of a sudden? is that you."

"Xiao Mingkai, you forgot to take your medicine again today." Xiao Minglai rubbed his forehead, "Tell me clearly what's going on."

So Xiao Mingkai told the story of being harassed from ten o'clock in the morning until now. The person over there was silent for three seconds, and then said, "My pseudonym is back, this matter has nothing to do with me, other You can check it yourself, I'm going to sleep."

Listening to the beeping sound on the phone, Xiao Mingkai's whole face was distorted, and he kept roaring in his mind: You are paralyzed when you sleep, get up and find out this matter for me.

However, the roar in his head was useless, and he was still disturbed by strange calls that night.

In the end, Xiao Mingkai raised his hand, the phone and the wall made a thud, and the phone didn't ring again throughout the night.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xiao Mingkai: Tang Xuanning, come here, I promise I won’t beat you to death

Tang Xuanning: Σ(°△°)︴You...you calm down, I just wrote a random number