My daughter-in-law is a snake

Xiu Tianyu threw the cigarette butt into the snow, rubbed his face vigorously: "Dad, my restaurant is very profitable, it's a pity that it stops."

Uncle Xiu sighed a few times, and then said: "Your mother and I... well, we are planning to find you a wife, but you don't like people in this village, and people in the city don't like us, so I'll think about it." I want to get more agricultural and sideline products, spend some money, buy you a house in the city, and talk about your daughter-in-law..."

"Dad!" Xiu Tianyu hastily stopped his father, "You know that I have this problem, so don't spoil other people's girls."

"Then how can you never get married for the rest of your life? You...you try with the girl, and you can't help thinking that the girl is good." Uncle Xiu's voice was low, but he was also a little anxious.

"Dad!" Xiu Tianyu rubbed his forehead, not wanting to talk anymore.

"That's right." Uncle Xiu looked around the room, leaned over and asked, "That kid, it can't be yours, is that... the object?"

Xiu Tianyu was about to kneel, and he wailed: "Dad, what are you thinking? That's really my friend's younger brother. He ran out after arguing with his family. My friend had no choice but to let me take him for a few days."

Uncle Xiu sighed heavily again.

Seeing his father's appearance, Xiu Tianyu also felt sad.But let him marry a girl, this... not to mention psychological, it is physically difficult.Turning around and delaying other girls, they all belong to neighbors, so it can't be justified.

Uncle Xiu shook his head and went into the house.

Xiu Tianyu stood alone in the yard, the winter night was terribly cold, even the dogs huddled in their dens, poked their heads out to look at one of their owners, and purred twice curiously.

He exhaled forcefully, turned around and walked into the house, and just two steps away, he heard his father's exclamation.

"Oh my god, your handwriting is really good!"

Xiu Tianyu entered the room and found that the whole family gathered in front of Han Zhen's table to watch.Uncle Xiu held a piece of blessing in his hand, and he clicked his tongue in admiration.

Aunt Xiu dismissed him and said, "You can still tell, okay? You don't even know a few big characters!"

Uncle Xiu retorted unhappily: "If I can't do it, I can recognize good and bad. This word is beautiful!"

Xiu Tianyu looked over and felt that he was almost amazed. He thought he was a runaway little snake with a brain problem, but he didn't expect to have such a skill!

There are large and small blessing characters on the bed, almost every blessing character is different, but all of them are very beautiful, and there are those little couplets like gold and jade that are going to be pasted on the stove and sauerkraut jar...then How do you describe someone else's good-looking words?Iron book and silver hook?In short, he has no knowledge that can't be described, but he is really good-looking.

Hearing the admiration around him, Han Zhen couldn't help but feel a little proud.Since he was a child, he copied Yan Wang's copybook and learned everyone's calligraphy. Later, because he was poor and had nothing to distract him, he often used tree branches to draw on the ground to practice calligraphy.

This practice has lasted for more than ten years. Although it is not considered a master, it is definitely not bad.

Uncle Xiu liked it more and more, and always felt that this word was much better than those couplets he bought, so he pulled his old face and asked: "Well, Xiao Han... Can you write a few more couplets? After seeing you With this word written, I don’t think those couplets can be posted.”

If someone likes it, of course he is happy, and Han Zhen immediately agreed.

The sound of firecrackers started to sound outside, Xiu Tianying picked out two thousand-ringed earth reds and hung them on the tree outside the gate of the courtyard to light them up.

Uncle Xiu took the paste and directed his two sons to paste the door gods and couplets with blessing characters. The red Spring Festival couplets were pasted on the black gate, which looked extra festive.

People from every household came out with firecrackers, and the sound was loud, mixed with the shouts of children, and occasionally there were two bangs of two kicks flying into the sky, making a bang!Snapped!The bang.

Han Zhen's hands were trembling with excitement. He hadn't let off firecrackers for many, many years, not to mention the fireworks that exploded in the sky, which were so beautiful that he was dazzled.

Xiu Tianyu grabbed a handful of fireworks sticks and stuffed them into Han Zhen's hands, and lit them with a lighter.The little fireworks exploded in his hands, and his face was flushed in the reflection.

"It's so beautiful!" Han Zhen waved the fireworks sticks in his hand and lit one after another.

Xiu Tianyu couldn't help but patted his head again and said: "There is still a big box at home. It's been like this every day for the past few days. Sooner or later, you will get tired of crooked. Go back to the house, it's time to eat."

Han Zhen reluctantly threw away the burnt wooden stick in his hand, and asked, "Can I put it tomorrow?"

"Until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, it will be played all day long, from morning to night, so noisy that you can't sleep, it will annoy you to death." Xiu Tianyu put his arm around his shoulders, "Let's go, are you hungry? It's time to eat."

The kang table is full of a large table of meals, such as meatballs, stewed goose, stewed fish, pork ribs, stick bones, pork head meat, cold pig ears, braised hoofs, stir-fried kidneys and fat intestines, and applique rolls, sticky bean buns, big buns, red dots, big steamed buns, like a mountain The ones piled up in the dustpan, and whoever eats them takes it himself.

Han Zhen couldn't help swallowing, he didn't dare to open his mouth, for fear that when he opened his mouth, the saliva would gush out.

The stewed dishes in Northeast China are very different from the stir-fried dishes he used to eat. The fat from the large pieces of meat is stewed into the soup. The taste makes you not want to stop chopsticks at all.

At noon, Han Zhen experienced what it means to have a long-lost round belly, and now he even understands what it means to have a belly explosion that he has never felt before!

Xiu Tianyu fed him a few Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and gently rubbed his stomach, "Are you okay?"

Han Zhen covered his face and pretended that he didn't exist. It was embarrassing that he still couldn't stop his chopsticks from belching after eating! !But it's really delicious! !It would be great if God gave him another stomach!woo woo woo...

Aunt Xiu kept laughing, "It's rare for someone to cheer me up so much, Xiao Han, don't feel embarrassed, go out for a stroll to digest food, and there are dumplings to eat at night, and by the way, there are dried goods fried by your uncle himself, don't worry. enough!"

Han Zhen didn't dare to speak at all, his face was so red, he turned his head and tied Xiu Tianyu's arms desperately, not wanting to see anyone.

The dog leftovers are so round that they can eat them. A kitten not much bigger than a slap forced a large piece of fish and half a hungry leg into it. The worried big girl rubbed its belly for a long time, for fear that the poor little boy would be killed. Struggle.

"What kind of cat does the owner have?" She couldn't help laughing.

After dinner, the Spring Festival Gala began to be played on TV. Uncle Xiu came in with dumpling stuffing. The men rolled out the skins and the women made dumplings.

Han Zhen, a southerner, can only make glutinous rice balls, but not dumplings, and has no chance to eat dumplings.Although it may be because of his body that he came here, his accent has no southern flavor. After staying here for a few days, he can even open his mouth to emit a big smell.Even so, he doesn't know how to make dumplings!

Han Zhen watched Aunt Xiu and the others pick up a dumpling wrapper, put a lot of meat on it, squeeze it with a few fingers, and a white, fat dumpling came out.

A pot of sauerkraut, a pot of fennel, a pot of beans and a pot of mutton and zucchini, take out the curtains full of dumplings one by one, and put the dumplings in the tank when they are frozen, and take them whenever you want to eat.

Han Zhen learned how to squeeze the dumpling hard, and finally squeezed out a hand full of dumpling stuffing. Amidst the roar of laughter, he slowly repaired the broken dumpling. Who knew it became even more broken.

It wasn't until Yue Xiaohui taught him to use two dumpling wrappers to make stuffing boxes that he got rid of the embarrassment of being clumsy.

The family was chatting while making dumplings, when Xiu Tianyu's ears twitched suddenly, he shook the flour off his hands and got off the kang, and went to his room to get a mobile phone.

When Han Zhen saw the words Han Dasha on the phone, his head shook like a rattle, and he refused to answer it.

Xiu Tianyu had no choice but to pick up the phone in the outer room by himself.

"Hello? Han Zhen?" Han Dasha's voice was a little hoarse, probably because he hadn't had a good rest.

"It's me, Xiu Tianyu." Xiu Tianyu said in a deep voice.

"Oh, Mr. Xiu... Is Han Zhen okay?" Han Dasha asked stupidly.

Listening to the commotion in the room, Xiu Tianyu smiled and said, "It's pretty good, I've had enough to eat tonight, and I can't move while lying on the kang."

"Stuffed up?" Han Dasha seemed to have heard some joke, and was stunned for a long time, "Then your food must be delicious. He never eats honestly at home, even after changing several babysitters."

"Oh..." Xiu Tianyu didn't feel that Han Zhen was a picky eater at all, and he thought that according to this way of eating, sooner or later he would become a fat man.

"He these days..." Han Dasha thought about the appropriate wording, "Your family didn't say anything, did they?"

Xiu Tianyu thought that Han Dasha might want to ask Han Zhen if he had been sick these days, "Everything is fine, and my family likes him very much."

Han Dasha was really stunned for a long time, and then said meaningfully, "That's good, that...it's pretty good, um...by the way, it may take a few days for me to go over here, I guess it will take a while." It's already fifteen, my family treats him... Well, anyway, I have to trouble Mr. Xiu to take good care of him."

"En." Xiu Tianyu responded lightly, "Do you still want to talk to him?"

Han Dasha hesitated for a moment and said, "Forget it, I guess he doesn't really want to talk to me, so that's it."

The two hung up the phone, Xiu Tianyu felt that the Han family was nothing, what's wrong with Han Zhen, isn't it just... well, maybe his brain is not working well?Is it just that you don't want to see me?Then leave it to him if you don't wait to see him, he doesn't dislike it at all.

When Xiu Tianyu entered the room, he looked at him with several pairs of eyes. He put the mobile phone in Han Zhen's arms and said, "Your brother will pick you up after fifteen."

Han Zhen opened his mouth, wanting to refuse, he didn't want to leave here, and how good would it be if he could throw a child all the way to someone else's New Year's Eve?But he didn't know how to refuse, no matter how good this place was, it wasn't his own home, and it was simply not realistic to live there for a long time, who would let a stranger always stay at his home?

He scratched Gousheng's belly, and felt... that he might have to go wandering again...