My daughter-in-law is a snake

Uncle Xiu patiently explained to Han Dasha the dangers of living alone in the northeast mountain village in winter, for example, there will be wild animals coming down from the mountain, and it would be bad if they ran into the yard.It's too cold at night, if you don't know how to burn the kang, maybe you will freeze to death in bed and so on.

Han Dasha said that he was open-minded and taught. He looked at his younger brother who pretended to be innocent and pitiful all the time, and always felt that this Han Zhen was a little different from the Han Zhen he had known for more than ten years.Is it really because of the change of personality caused by going out to wander?Or did he become that hedgehog-like personality because the environment at home really made him feel uncomfortable?

"In short, my ignorant brother can only bother you for a few days." Han Zheng said.

Obviously you are ignorant!The expressions of the Xiu family were the same. They collectively made up a scene of grievances from a wealthy family. For example, the mentally handicapped illegitimate brother ran away from home because of the oppression at home. The wealthy family ignored this and let him freeze to death outside. Send someone to look for it or send the shrewd elder brother who will inherit the family business in the future. The elder brother is very displeased with this mentally handicapped brother. .When the eldest brother came, he beat up the mentally handicapped younger brother without saying a word, and the mentally handicapped younger brother cried so much that he wished he could die...

It's so pitiful, isn't it! ! !

Rich people are bad! !

Han Zheng's intuition told him that the atmosphere was not right, but he couldn't figure out what was going on.Now that it was getting late, he didn't dare to drive back, so he had the cheek to ask for a night.

Uncle Xiu didn't make it difficult for him when he arrived, but he just told him a lot of principles of life, and what he told Han Zheng was irritable and inexplicable.

"Uncle Xiu, I have never bullied him. If you don't believe me, ask him, Xiao Zhen, have I ever bullied you?" Han Zheng tried his best to reverse the current situation.

Han Zhen shook his head and whispered, "No."

"What a poor child..." Aunt Xiu sighed.

Han Zheng's hands were itchy, and he really wanted to beat this little idiot, Han Zhen, to the ground!

When it was time to go to bed at night, he was arranged to share a room with Xiu Tianyu.Second Xiu asked him to sleep on the kang with Han Zhen's quilt, while he and Han Zhen shared the same bed.

If these two people didn't have that kind of relationship, there would be ghosts! ! !

Han Zheng was convinced, he always felt that rural people are quite conservative, not to mention rural people, even those who have seen the big world and big scenes like them can't accept this kind of thing!What about others?It's only been a few days, take a look, they're all fucking sharing the same bed! !Hey, the whole family is protecting me, for fear that my abominable elder brother will bully others!

Seeing the way Xiu's second child got into bed calmly as if he was used to it and hugged Han Zhen before turning off the light, Han Zheng bit the corner of the quilt angrily.The little white-eyed wolf who has been raised for more than ten years is so cheap to others!

Even if Han Zhen is disobedient, always making troubles and making troubles, he is still from his old Han family, and he is Han Zheng's younger brother!As an elder brother, he is used to cleaning up the mess for his younger brother and wiping his ass everywhere.Now this miserable little white-eyed wolf said he didn't want him, so he didn't want him, turned his head and got into the arms of other men, how could he accept it! ! !

"You two are hugging like this, isn't it hot?" Han Dasha finally couldn't help it, and said this sentence in the dark.

Han Zhen snorted: "How about you give me the quilt, and then you sleep with Brother Tianyu?" Nima, it's winter now, there is no hot kang, and no one is allowed to hug to keep warm?When he was a child, he always had maids to keep him warm in winter, okay?

Han Zheng made up his mind and got goosebumps all over his body.

Gou Sheng didn't want to give up the hot kang, and he didn't want to sleep with the bad guys who bullied his master. He climbed up and down for a long time, and finally stepped on Han Zheng's face several times before curling up beside the pillow in aggrieved way.

Han Zheng wiped his face with a ferocious expression, and felt more and more that he had come here by mistake!

"You have to think about it, if you delay the start of school, and you have to go to school again later, and you don't know any classmates in the class, what should you do?" Han Zheng still didn't give up, trying to persuade him to go back .

"I don't want to go to school, I don't know anyway." Han Zhen murmured, he was telling the truth, he didn't understand too many things here, just take the computer in the big girl's room as an example, it was too much. Amazing, okay?You can talk face to face with people thousands of miles away by typing on that keyboard, and how did those words come out!Although he knows that those letters are called pinyin and English, but basically he is not very good at using them!

And Da Niu is a high school student, he should be a college student, better than a high school student, but he can't even understand Da Niu's high school textbooks! !

Except for the language, everything else is basically a bible!

It's still easier to farm.

"If you really don't want to study, then come and learn how to do business with me. It's better than farming, right? Farming is too hard, can you bear this kind of hardship?" Han Zheng continued to speak earnestly.

Liar, doing business now is not as easy as using an abacus to calculate accounts before. He has watched TV. What financial statements, projectors, forms, etc. are in it!He can't do anything!

"Do you think I can do business?" Han Zhen asked back.

Han Zheng thought about his younger brother's IQ, and sighed heavily.

Xiu Tianyu knew that he had no room to intervene now, although he also thought it would be good to go to school, and the Han family was quite rich, so he could buy Han Zhen a degree no matter what.Then what?With Han Zhen's IQ, I'm afraid he won't be able to do anything after graduation. When Han Zheng gets married and has a child, the old man above will leave. Who will take care of him?As far as he knows, many rich families will choose to marry, and the girls who marry are all very shrewd. Who would want to marry a little fool who has no power, no power, and some brain problems?

"If you don't go, don't go. Can you eat and drink without him at home? People are already like this, and it's true to live comfortably. If he feels annoying staying here in the future, I will take him back." He said Relieve Han Zhen.

It is said that an elder brother is like a father, and Han Zheng finally understood the meaning of this sentence this time. This kind of fucking thinking like marrying a daughter is simply annoying.

"You can do whatever you want! Farming the land, you will know that you have worked hard when you look back. Even if you cry and shout, I will not come to pick you up!" Han Zheng said viciously.

"Then you'd better not come." Han Zhen shrugged nonchalantly, and rolled over into Xiu Tianyu's arms as soon as he turned over, "Sleep, sleepy." He cried for a long time, was already tired, and had eaten too much at night , Now I'm so sleepy I can't keep my eyes open.

"Sleep!" Xiu Tianyu replied in a deep voice, tucked him in the quilt, and put his arms around his waist.

Han Zheng looked at the two loving dogs beside him and gritted his teeth angrily!Damn, it's amazing to find someone willing to want you?Lao Tzu is a diamond bachelor, whoever wants to marry me can go around the world twice!All kinds of famous ladies!

That is to say, you little white-eyed wolf who didn't open his eyes, wandered around and found a rural man, and you can go through hardships yourself in the future!

My surname is not Han when I pity you!

It's a pity that before leaving the next day, Han Zheng couldn't worry about his heartless brother, so he took out tens of thousands of cash from his bag and stuffed it into his brother's arms, saying, "This is pocket money for you, I gave it to you. I paid with the card, but there is no bank nearby, don’t worry about people asking for money, just call me when you run out of money... But I don’t think there is anything to spend money here.”

Then he took another card, and said in Uncle Piston's hands: "I don't feel at ease if you don't accept it, my younger brother has been spoiled since he brought it back, and he is a big spender. He used to spend tens of thousands a month in school. I'm afraid he'll annoy you and ask you to clean up the mess after doing something, the money in this card will be considered his living expenses, and I'll pay for it every month in the future, don't be reluctant to spend it, he's very delicate."

Han Zhen, who has lived here for half a month without spending a penny, was shocked when he learned that he had spent tens of thousands of yuan a month before!Tens of thousands of yuan, how many meat buns do you have to buy!

Uncle Xiu shied away a few times, and then took the card.The password is also easy to remember, six and eight, the password numbers that nouveau riche like to use.

But for this Mr. Han who wanted to slander his younger brother before he left, the Xiu family couldn't really like him.

The Xiu family did not lose the etiquette of hospitality, and stuffed Han Zheng with a cart full of local products, such as sticky bean buns, dry goods, a big bag of sauerkraut, fresh golden sticks, and oil squeezed from the beans at home.Cars carrying millions of dollars worth 1000 yuan worth of souvenirs ran away screaming.

"From now on, you will live in a down-to-earth way. Tell your aunt what you want to eat and drink. Let me tell you, Xiaozhen, although our village is not as lively as the city, the food and drink are all good things. You can grow them yourself. Yes, we don’t have any poisonous rice or gutter oil in your city! Don’t worry, my aunt will make you fat for nothing! Your brother also said that you are a picky eater, but I didn’t see it, my little Zhen Everything tastes good when you eat, right?" Aunt Xiu coaxed Han Zhen like a child, for fear that he would be sad because he felt neglected by his family and looked down on him.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Han Zhen laughed. He finally didn't have to go back. That big city that everyone envied seemed like a scary trap to him. The ancients still stayed in the countryside honestly, facing the loess and back to the sky is better than going back!

So he secretly put all the food back in the space, and swept away the depressed mood of the past few days, and felt that the whole sky was brightened!

In fact, Han Zhen couldn't help but feel happy, even Xiu Tianyu felt happy.To be honest, he likes Han Zhen very much. Although his brain short-circuits from time to time, but...he was happy for a while, and then felt quite shameless. After all, he is nearly ten years older than Han Zhen. Isn't it too embarrassing for such a cute child to fall in love with him?

But, after this village, there is no such shop...

Xiu Tianyu gritted his teeth and made a decision!If Han Zhen can fall in love with him, he will treat him well for the rest of his life!