My daughter-in-law is a snake

"...What does Shanpao mean?" Han Zhen finally grasped the point.

Xiu Tianyu twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "I mean, baby, I'm complimenting you."

"Then you're not badass at all." After Han Zhen finished speaking, he was still a little embarrassed.

Xiu Tianyu threw a rock and hit his own foot, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Thank you." After a pause, he continued: "You can't tell others this, do you understand?"

After finally coaxing him well, he stopped being awkward and was able to hold him in his arms again, Xiu Er Er finally breathed a sigh of relief, and slept soundly at night, the little snorer almost annoyed Han Xiaozhen to death all night.

Early the next morning, Uncle Xiu and Aunt Xiu waited at the door. When they saw their son came out, they rushed over and asked, "What's going on? I heard you two were still fighting last night?"

Xiu Tianyu made a hush gesture to close the door, and sighed, "What, he's been suffocating in the room for the past few days, frightened himself by thinking wildly, you know, he...it's not very good here .” He said and pointed to his own head.

Uncle Xiu and Aunt Xiu suddenly realized, and Aunt Xiu was still a little annoyed, "Don't you say that I did something bad with good intentions? I just love him, and I won't let him go if he gets hurt again. It's not wrong. You said he A child, why do you have so many thoughts? You can still scare yourself."

"Then he's still a man anyway. If you don't work, you'll always be idle. Don't you just think wildly? If it were me, I would think wildly too." Uncle Xiu felt that he could understand Han Zhen.

The three chatted for a few words, and Aunt Xiu started to cook.

Poor Han Xiaozhen was quarreled for half a night, and finally fell asleep, and now he is being blamed for his poor brain by Xiu's second child.

Xiu Tianying got up early to send his daughter-in-law to the restaurant, and went straight to the ground after breakfast in the restaurant.

The sweet potato seedlings are all finished, and the soybean and corn planting will start immediately, and I am very busy.

Han Zhen went down to the field a few times, and found that he couldn't do the work in the field now. There were machines for everything. He drove a car by himself and planted all the seeds in it. doesn't count.

Aunt Xiu was afraid that he would be idle and thinking wildly, so she assigned him a job, hoeing the backyard and planting vegetables in the yard.After all the vegetables in the yard were planted, Han Zhen found that all the vegetables in his space could be harvested for the first time!

Cabbage and radish need to be thinned out, pumpkins, winter melons, cucumbers and loofahs have already bloomed, sunflowers have grown as tall as a person, and leeks, tender and green with needle-like leaves, are just the time to eat the first crop.

But now he got all the vegetables out of the space, how should he tell Aunt Xiu?People didn't go out, and there was too much food in their hands, thinking about it made me upset.

But don't eat it, he felt uncomfortable just throwing it there with his disheveled appearance, after thinking about it for a long time, he decided to tell Xiu Tianyu about it.

"Dish? What kind of dish?" After soaking his feet, Xiu Tianyu took out the nail clippers and cut his toenails. After cutting his own, he grabbed Han Zhen's feet in his hands, and carefully cut them. with.

Han Zhen didn't know how to explain it, so he simply said you wait, and then all the people left.

Xiu Tianyu immediately frowned, his eyes were the size of copper bells, he stood up and turned around on the kang several times, like a big irritable dog.

It's still holding its feet, why do people say they can't see it, so it's gone!

The wait was about to growl, and the one who disappeared appeared on the spot, holding a handful of juicy cabbage in his hand.

Xiu Tianyu: ...

Is it because you disappeared to steal food?What kind of trick is this?Steal food in reality?

"That's it. I can't put it down here. I need to sort it out. It's a pity to throw away the sorted out..." Han Zhen explained.

This dish is really good, Xiu Tianyu broke off a leaf and chewed it in his mouth, a sweet taste spread in his mouth, and the fresh and tender juice slid down his throat into his stomach, very comforting.

"How much of this dish do you have left?" Xiu Tianyu didn't ask where you got it, but he intuitively told him that this dish is really good, and it's even tastier than the vegetables grown at home without pesticides.

"After tidying up the cabbage, there will be a big pot, and there will be radishes! In a few days, there will be loofahs and so on, all of which are the seeds my aunt gave me!" Han Zhen couldn't help dancing when he saw that Xiu's second son liked it.

Xiu Tianyu thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll take you out for a walk tomorrow, and I'll tell you that it was grown in a friend's greenhouse for us, you know?"

Han Zhen nodded seriously.

This is a treasure I picked up by myself, and I know how to steal vegetables to subsidize the family.Xiu Tianyu was amused by his own brain hole, shook his head and put the few cabbage aside, and began to cut Han Zhen's toenails, "Next time you are walking, remember to tell me, this guy is a jerk!" It's gone, it freaks me out."

"Hey..." Han Zhen said with a smile, "Yeah!"

After cutting the toenails, Han Zhen took out another piece of crumpled paper and handed it over, "Look at this."

"What the hell?" Xiu Tianyu wiped his hands and took the piece of paper. As soon as he opened it, he was blinded by the beautiful calligraphy inside, "Emma, ​​what is this?"

"Look." Han Zhen kicked again, then tucked his feet into the vest of Xiu's second child, and put them against his belly, which was very warm. He fell in love with this action after the quarrel.

After reading it, Xiu Tianyu shook the paper in his hand, his voice was a little trembling, "Where did you make this? Emma, ​​let me tell you, many restaurants are very strict about their own seasoning, for fear that others will learn it." You look good, it’s better than teaching how to cook. Really, let me tell you, whether the food in this restaurant is good or not depends on whether your dishes are good or not, and second, whether your seasoning is good. Although The dishes I cook are all home-cooked, but...Emma, ​​you are really good at this."

"Hey..." Han Zhen continued to giggle.

"Come here and let me kiss you, Emma!" Xiu Tianyu pulled the man over and licked his mouth, and then looked at the paper, couldn't help but lick again.

"I think you're a big baby, your brother doesn't want to see you yet, what a scumbag! I'm so jealous of you!" After speaking, he laughed loudly and then babbled again.

Han Zhenna was overwhelmed, and squinted at him, "What does Shanpao mean?"

Xiu Tianyu laughed hahaha, no matter how precious he was, it was not enough to hug someone in his arms after laughing, "It means big baby!"

"Then you and my brother are called big baby?" Han Zhen sneered.

"Can that mean the same thing? You are a big baby, and your brother is a mountain cannon!" Xiu Tianyu couldn't stop laughing.

"What does the mountain cannon mean?" Han Zhen broke the casserole and asked.

Xiu Tianyu rolled on the bed laughing, but didn't say anything.

Han Zhen took this matter to heart, and asked Aunt Xiu early the next morning, "Auntie, what do you mean by mountain cannon?"

Aunt Xiu was cooking. Now that the weather is getting warmer, although it is still a bit cold, there is no need to burn the kang. Their cooking has been transferred to the small kitchen outside.

"Who said you are Shanpao?" Aunt Xiu asked with a smile.

Han Zhen scratched his head and said, "Brother Tianyu said that."

"Next time he says that, hit him, he's the best!" Aunt Xiu spat.

"But, what does Shanpao mean?" Han Zhen knew that this was not a good word, but he just wanted to know the meaning of the word.

Aunt Xiu laughed and said, "He said you were stupid!"

Satisfied, Han Zhen groaned in his heart, good you Xiu Tianyu, you big mountain cannon!

Xiu Tianyu came to the kitchen to see if the meal was ready after tidying up the things to be used in the field, and was glared at by the two of them as soon as he entered the door.

"Hey, Shanpao, are you here for dinner?" Aunt Xiu and Han Zhen said in unison.

Xiu Tianyu held onto the door frame and laughed hahahaha for a long time, until he squatted on the ground unable to straighten up.

Han Zhen stepped forward to pat him, "You are Shanpao!"

Xiu Tianyu: "Hahahaha oh my god, I laughed so hard hahahahaha."

Aunt Xiu laughed and scolded: "You are a mountain gun, you don't know how to teach children well, let people come early in the morning to ask me what I mean, what do you mean!"

Xiu Tianyu: "Hahahahahaha."

Uncle Xiu came over with a broom in his hand, "What are you three doing? I heard it from a long distance, hahaha, what's so good about it?"

Xiu Tianyu laughed so hard he couldn't breathe, "Hahahahahahahahaha."

"Your good son taught Xiaozhen to say Shanpao, Ren Xiaozhen came to ask me what I mean." Aunt Xiu couldn't help laughing.

Uncle Xiu: "What the hell? Hahahahahaha!"

Just as Xiu Tianyu stood up, he slipped down again hahahaha.

Uncle Xiu pointed at him from the air, "Take a look, look at you, can you still have a good job? Emma has learned to roll, and you can go live with Dahuang later."

When Rhubarb heard his master calling his name, he immediately rolled on the ground.

Xiu Tianyu: "Hahahaha Emma, ​​my stomach hurts!"

Gou Sheng stood on the eaves and looked at this group of snake spirits, can he still have breakfast?Grandpa is hungry!

After dinner, Xiu Tianyu said that he would take Han Zhen out for a walk.Aunt Xiu remembered that there was a fair in the town today, so she made two lists for them to buy things back.

Xiu Tianyu agreed, and when his brother drove back, he dragged Han Zhen and drove away.

"The second-in-commands, wouldn't I have brought them there earlier?" Xiu Tianying clicked his tongue.

"Your brother just wants to play." Uncle Xiu squatted on the ground to pick up the hoe. The work in the field was basically done. It would be no big work to water it again after a while. The messy farm tools in the house are neat and tidy, and they can be soaked in water and wait for rice to be planted.

"Hey, Boss, do you think your brother and Han Zhen can make it?" Uncle Xiu said suddenly.

Xiu Tianying touched her bald head, "There's no certainty about this matter. There's still a breakup between the two of them. They're ten years younger. I'm not sure."

"Then we all slept together, can there be any difference?" Aunt Xiu was sitting under the sun picking up the soles of her shoes, she was a little unhappy when she heard what the boss said.

"Oh my mother, in the city, men and women sleep together and break up, let alone two men... Don't stare at me, I think it's good, but this matter can't be argued , what should I say?" Xiu Tianying was quite aggrieved by the stares.

"Let the second child be nicer to others later on. I think this child is not bad, and he is not the kind of troublemaker... I can't listen to his brother's words. I just don't want my brother to be nice. Either he was born by the same mother or he can't do it!" Xiu Uncle concludes.

As soon as Han Zheng entered the office, he sneezed violently, spraying his nose far away.He touched his face and murmured in his heart: Who scolded me? This is it?