My daughter-in-law is a snake

"Ye Lao San, are you sick!!!!" Ye Wu screamed in a broken voice.

Ye San dug his ears and said calmly, "Yes, otherwise why would I go to the United States for treatment."

Ye Wu vomited blood angrily, pointed at Ye San and yelled, "Are you so happy that I can't beat you, you? Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

Ye San grinned at her and said, "I don't believe it."

Ye Wu wandered around in the living room, saw Ye Si who was playing games on his mobile phone, and shouted, "You won't help me, fourth child!"

Ye Si looked up blankly, "Huh? Help you? No, no, no, you guys should compete fairly in this kind of thing. After all, even if I help you, I can't share the spoils with you."

Ye Wu rushed over to beat him up, but Ye Si turned over neatly, jumped off the sofa and fled to the side, "Hey, lady, lady, do you know why you haven't been able to find a boyfriend? It's because you are too violent, so Not good, really."

Ye Wu tried his best to calm down the anger in Shun's heart, and said softly: "Third brother, I remember you have a boyfriend in the United States? Don't you? Will Joshua be happy if you do this?"

Ye San blinked, "Who is Joshua?"

Ye Wu was stunned for a moment, "Isn't it Joshua? Could it be Claude?"

Ye San laughed, "Who is Claude?"

"It's Morgan." Ye Si reminded from the side, putting his finger on the phone and moving quickly.

"That's right, Morgan, your little blue-eyed sweetheart, what are you going to do with him?" Ye Wu asked, brushing the long hair scattered around his cheeks.

Ye San supported his forehead, then laughed hahahaha for a long time, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Morgan and I are pure gay friends, really, very pure."

Ye Wu sneered and said, "Is it a pure friendship with sex?"

"No," Ye San waved his index finger and shook his head, "Don't tarnish my friendship with him, it's not good, be careful he beats you."

Ye Wu was very angry, "You really want to rob Han Zheng from me?"

"First, we compete fairly. Of course, I don't mind if you just stop. Second, Han Zheng is not yours. He has never responded directly to your pursuit, has he?" Ye San smiled. Very black belly.

"That's because he's reserved!" Ye Wu felt that he couldn't hold back, "And you think the Han family can tolerate one son being gay, but would they tolerate two sons being gay? Do you really think the Han family is so easy to bully?"

"The reason for disagreeing is that I'm afraid I won't have children in the future, but I have money, so it's okay to be a surrogate. Oh, when I think of a baby who looks like Han Zheng calling me Dad, I'm so happy and hard What?" Ye San narrowed his eyes, smiling like a cat that has stolen a fish.

"You pervert!!!" Ye Wu couldn't help but started screaming again.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, Wanrou? I heard your voice from a long way away." Mrs. Ye came in from the door with a smile, followed by the calm Ye Chengen.

"Second uncle and second aunt!! Ye Yicheng bullied me! He robbed me of my boyfriend!" Ye Wu was the first to complain.

"Eh? Aren't you with that blue-eyed Tony?" Mrs. Ye looked at her son in surprise.

"It's Morgan." Ye Si quickly reminded as a conscientious narrator.I don't know why, but the women in their family can never understand or remember the faces and names of foreigners.

"Morgan and I are not what you imagined, and I like men, but I don't like the hairy gringos like orangutans." Ye San thought about what he said to Han Zhen, and couldn't help it. want to laugh.

When he knew that Han Zhen was with a man, he didn't have any objection at all.For their family, they have all experienced those things, and it is not easy to have a stable and prosperous life now, so why bother about other things?

As for him, now he is finally able to live a life to his heart's content. It is no longer like in the past when the burden of the whole family was placed on him alone, and he insisted on pretending to be an invulnerable person.But in the end?He believed in the wrong person, causing his whole family to be destroyed...

If time could be turned back, he would wish to kill his enemies, but now he has started a new life, and he should live it for himself.

"Then you shouldn't rob your sister's boyfriend..." Mrs. Ye blamed, and then asked: "But... Wanrou, when did you get on good terms with the boss of the Han family? I remember you chased him before and he didn't agree , didn’t you beat him up?”

Ye Wu shook his lips, and said in a crying voice: "So what if you beat him up? There is no law that says you can't continue chasing after you beat him up! I have observed him for many years and he has never found a girlfriend. If you can't help it, you can't forget me."

"I think you beat him out of femininity?" Ye San sneered.

"You also bullied him back then!" Ye San blamed him.

"I was ignorant at the time, but it was the eldest brother and the fourth child who made the moves." Ye San didn't take the blame.

Ye Si quickly cleared himself up, "It's not all your idea!"

"If Xiao Wu didn't come back and cry, I wouldn't be able to give an idea." Ye San looked at Ye Wu, "In short, it's still because of your fault."

"I hate you!!!" Ye Wu squeezed her hands hard, and the pillow in her arms burst open, revealing the cotton wool inside, she glued the broken pillow to Ye San's head, jumped on it and started beating.

"Young people are so energetic..." Mrs. Ye sighed.

"Compensation for the original price of the broken things." Mr. Ye put his arms around his wife's waist, snorted coldly and went upstairs. These hozens stopped every day. Fortunately, the eldest and the second are married, and the sixth is going to live in a university. Not at home, otherwise the world will be turned upside down.

But this time the third child will come back to develop, it cannot but be said that this is also a good thing.Places like the United States are messy, and people are not used to eating and drinking, so it's better to go home.

Ye Wanrou was finally thrown over her shoulders onto the sofa, her short skirt was rolled up to her waist, revealing her pure cotton panties printed with strawberries.

"I thought you'd wear lace-trimmed T-pants." Ye Si, who had been playing the game calmly the whole time, raised his eyes quickly and said regretfully.

Ye Wu was so pissed off that he ran away in a huff. After returning to his bedroom, he was so upset about what he thought, so he got up in the middle of the night and sent a text message to Han Zheng.

"My third brother is a hooligan, if you see him, stay away!"

Han Zheng was puzzled when he saw the text message, and wondered if there was any difference between you and your third brother?I see you both want to stay away.

Han Zhen finally arrived home. He took the train all the way, from being too excited at the beginning to being drowsy at the end. After getting off the train, he was shivered by the cold wind and woke up. After getting off the car, he vomited in the dark, and tears fell out.

He thought, I will never take the train again, and I will never take the bus again.

Brother Xiu picked them up at the station in a van, and asked Han Zhen with a smile how he felt going home.Han Zhen was so dizzy that he didn't want to say anything, he could only lie in Xiu Tianyu's arms half dead, he missed the warm big kang, and the delicious stew cooked by Aunt Xiu.

It wasn't until he fell asleep on the warm kang that Han Zhen came back to his senses and let out a breath slowly.

It's good to be back.

Mrs. Han's return gifts were all put in a suitcase separately, donkey-hide gelatin for the old couple, a set of gold jewelry for sister-in-law Yue, the latest laptop for the big girl, and a watch for big brother Han.

Sister-in-law Yue took the set of gold jewelry and repeatedly said that it was too expensive to accept, but Han Zhen didn't think it was so expensive. Back then, he gave more jewelry to those maidservants than this.

"We also brought them so many mountain goods, what are these things?" Han Zhen took the bracelet and put it on Yue Xiaohui's wrist, "It's very beautiful, don't take it off."

Aunt Xiu nodded his head and said with a smile: "The little things our family gave are all natural, how much are they worth?"

"They're all rushing to get it if it's worthless. If it's worth more, they won't fight." Han Zhen opened the box, looked at the box of donkey-hide gelatin, and asked, "Auntie, do you know how to boil donkey-hide gelatin paste? Put sugar and walnuts in it." Ah red dates, they are delicious."

Where has Aunt Xiu eaten this before? Even if she was not sick before, she would never buy this food. It is said that each piece costs several thousand yuan, which is very expensive.

In the end they put away all the things. Sister-in-law Yue spent a long time looking for the bracelet before she reluctantly took it off her wrist and put it in the box, locked it in the bed cabinet, and locked it together with the watch.

"You married me, and I never bought you decent jewelry." Brother Xiu rubbed his wife's swollen calf, feeling a little sad.

Yue Xiaohui kicked him lightly with a smile, "Why haven't you bought it before? Didn't you buy this silver bracelet for me?"

Brother Xiu smiled wryly and said, "A silver bracelet is only worth a few dollars. With such a small thing, I feel that you have been wronged in recent years."

"What do you still want to do to me? Can't you live a good life? I just want to see you like this. You are down-to-earth. You are stimulated today. You can't compare with anyone. You have to compare with such a rich family. Can you compare? Do you understand that those who are content will always be happy?" Yue Xiaohui rubbed her stomach and laughed, "You envy them, but they have to envy us. I can give you a baby, but Han Xiaozhen doesn't have the ability. So don't be jealous of anyone else. "

"Silly bitch." Brother Xiu was amused by her.

"Silly old man!" Yue Xiaohui kicked him again and touched her stomach.This belly is getting bigger and bigger, and the due date is estimated to be this month.

"By the way, did you tell the second child that we made two people in the film?" Yue Xiaohui asked suddenly.

"Forgot." Brother Xiu giggled, and they went to the county to take a picture of the child. The doctor said it was two people. The first time the picture was taken, the small one was blocked by the big one, but now the two little ones are clearly printed on the On the film, Big Brother Xiu was very excited.

"Two?" Han Zhen stared at the black and white film, unable to close his mouth in surprise.

"Well, two, I'll share with you later." Yue Xiaohui gnawed on the chicken feet, watching Xiu Tianyu cut the donkey-hide gelatin paste, feeling very hungry.It's a pity that she can't eat, she can only look at it and drool.

Early in the morning, Xiu Tianyu boiled donkey-hide gelatin paste according to the prescription given by Han Zhen, and put sesame seeds, walnuts and dried red dates in it. It was fragrant and sweet.

"I'll just eat a piece..." Sister-in-law Yue begged.

After Xiu Tianyu finished cutting the donkey-hide gelatin, he packed the things with a blank expression, and locked them in Aunt Xiu's bed cabinet.

Yue Xiaohui was depressed, "I won't play with you after giving birth, I'll starve you to death!"