My daughter-in-law is a snake

Ye San and the others arrived just before dark. They said it was snowing, and there were several car accidents along the way, and the traffic jam was tight.

Uncle Xiu hurriedly let people into the house, and brought the brown sugar and ginger slices water that had been boiled long ago. Each person had a big bowl, and he broke out in sweat after pouring it down.

"Uncle Xiu, I'm here to trouble you again." Because Han Zheng has been here many times, he is familiar with Xiu's family, so he was not very polite this time. He moved out as a gift to Xiu's family, so he took off his shoes and went to the kang. Nested in a warm place.

Gou Sheng knew him well, jumped onto the kang and rubbed against people for a while, then lay on his lap and started snoring.

Ye San looked at the hot eyes, touched the dog's tail, and said enviously: "I heard that your family has found a cat to breed the dog?" With such a big cat, it is estimated that the kittens will be very powerful.

"Yeah." Han Zheng didn't bother to talk to him, he brushed the dog's fur and greeted Han Zhen, "Call Dad and tell him we're here."

Han Zhen said oh, asked Xiu Tianyu for a cell phone, and went outside to make a call.

Xiu Tianying chatted with her for a few words, then found an excuse to go to work.It is too difficult for him to chat with people, it is better to find some work to save worry.

Xiu Tianyu stayed in the room for a while, looked at the scene of the two engineers chatting with Uncle Xiu on the mountain, and then looked at Ye Han and Ye Han who were clearly at odds, thought about it and left the room.

As soon as he went out, he was grabbed by the big girl, "Brother, who is that?" Why would there be people she doesn't know every time she comes back from vacation, and they seem to know everyone at home?Big girl felt terribly neglected.

"The engineer who came to investigate." Xiu Tianyu looked at the meals that were going to be prepared tonight. Uncle Xiu had already said that he would make dumplings, the dumpling fillings were ready, and the noodles were ready.But you can't just eat dumplings, you have to cook two dishes to make it decent.

"I'll go, the engineers look so handsome these days?" The big girl was a little intoxicated, "Which engineering school?"

Xiu Tianyu looked back at her with a half-smile, and asked, "Didn't you tell Guan Liang two days ago that you were going to be admitted to an agricultural university? Why did it change today when you give children such envy?"

"Oh!" The big girl covered her face and pretended to be shy, "Can it be the same? It doesn't conflict with me to ask the handsome guy which school he graduated from after I was admitted to the Agricultural University."

"Stop thinking about it, she went to school abroad." Xiu Tianyu knocked on the big girl's forehead, "Take the things to the house and make dumplings. I'll make two dishes."

The big girl made a grimace, brought the dumpling stuffing and entered the house, "Oh, make dumplings, make dumplings, dad, why are you smoking in the house again? I told my son and my mother to go!"

Uncle Xiu hastily pinched his cigarette, apologized to his daughter, then turned his head and said to others: "Hey, my mother-in-law is staying with my daughter-in-law in town, and she is about to give birth."

"Yo, that's a good thing." Ye San got off the kang to wash his hands, ready to make dumplings, "I'll make big red envelopes for my nephew later."

"What does it have to do with you?" Han Zheng complained after him.

"Your nephew is my nephew." Ye San remained unchanged.

"Hey, what kind of red envelopes are you making? You don't need them." Uncle Xiu didn't notice that something was wrong between the two of them, he just laughed, "You wanted to make all the dumplings before you came, but the old ones The dumplings are not delicious after cooking. Han Zhen called you and said that he will wait for you to make the dumplings, hey, I am also sorry."

"Where is it, uncle, we are all a family, so we don't care so much." Han Zheng laughed.

"Yes, a family." Ye San agreed.

Han Zhen squatted next to Xiu Tianyu to choose celery, listened to the conversation between the two, and said in a low voice with a sad face: "What should I do, won't there be a fight?"

"Don't be afraid, take the two of them into the whole room at night, you don't have to worry about beating them up or not." Xiu Tianyu really didn't want to care about them, they are too good at playing in the city, it's better for him as a countryman to not interfere.

At night, it was time to rest. Han Zheng tried to enter Han Zhen's room to sleep with his younger brother, but Xiu Tianyu ruthlessly blocked him from the room and sent him to the opposite room.

Ye San was sleeping in the opposite room, Han Zheng didn't want to live in the same room with the Ye family, so he went to find the two engineers angrily, but the two of them must have been bribed by Ye San, and tactfully expressed that they snore at night A series of bad habits such as talking in sleep, hysteria, etc., just didn't let Han Zheng succeed.

This day is simply unbearable!

In December, the Northeast was freezing to death at night. Han Zheng ran from one yard to another, and finally came back. He entered the house without saying a word, washed his face with a straight face, and then fell asleep.

Ye San was playing with his mobile phone and waiting for the king to enter the urn, he found it very interesting to see Han Zheng like this.He raised his foot and kicked the man wrapped in a silkworm chrysalis, "Hey, I heard from my sister that you want to get along with me in the future, right?"

Han Zheng almost vomited blood, turned over and sat up, looked at Ye San helplessly and said, "Can you tie up your sister? Miss Ye Wu is the phoenix among people, I really can't reach her."

After that incident in the office, Ye Wu has indeed calmed down a lot.Before Han Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, he received the notice from Ye San to cooperate in the development, and his whole body was about to explode.

The Ye family has indeed left an indelible shadow in his childhood. Whether it is the mature and stable boss of the Ye family, or the lively and lovely sixth son of the Ye family, they are all dangerous human beings in his eyes. kind of.

"I didn't tell you to marry my sister. I just heard that you told my sister that you liked me?" Ye San was in high spirits. He finally found a chance to ask about this matter, although he knew that the process might not be very easy. wonderful.

Han Zheng looked at him with a sneer and said, "If someone forces you to choose one of the two vegetables you don't like the most, how would you choose?"

Ye San understood instantly, but still pretended to be confused and said, "Choose neither."

"If you don't choose, you will be forced to vomit?" Han Zheng said.

"Then... oh, I'm the dish you can't throw up but don't like?" Ye San clicked, "Your analogy is so sad, no wonder my sister's violence value has soared, I guess I was angry with you."

"Her violence value hasn't dropped, okay?" Han Zheng lay down again, "Aren't you going to sleep? Get up early tomorrow!"

Because the quilts of the two of them were very close to each other in order to heat the bed, Ye San lay down and looked at the back of Han Zheng's head and asked, "Then what kind of quilt are you going to find? Can't I do this?"

Han Zheng wondered why the Ye family always cared about finding a partner for him?What's wrong with brothers and sisters fighting together?He didn't feel so welcome.

"It's not a question of whether it's okay or not, no... I think your family members are all screwed up!" Han Zheng turned over and lay flat on his back, looking at the ceiling, "You guys are too careless about your relationship, especially your sister, if you don't get it, you will be beaten up Can this problem be brought under control?"

"I'm not like that." Ye San rubbed his chin and said, "Look at me, I'm good-looking, good-looking, rich, good-natured, smart and cute..."

"Stop, stop, brother..." Han Zheng gave him a helpless look, "Smart and cute, you won't be able to use them in your life, and you forgot? Our genders don't match."

"Why doesn't it match up? Do you think your younger brother has also found a man?" Ye San said, "How can you fall in love with different genders?"

Han Zheng was about to collapse, he rolled his eyes hard, "I'm not gay, okay? Besides, if I'm really gay, I have to find a gentle and virtuous man, not like you living."

"That's right... that's why I fell in love with you." Ye San muttered to himself.

Han Zheng was taken aback, quickly wrapped himself in the quilt and walked away, looking at him in horror, "No, what do you mean?"

"If I give you a child, will you agree?" Ye San asked again.

Han Zheng was going to explode, he couldn't help but glanced at Ye San's lower body, "You, you can have a baby?" What the hell is this news?I've never heard that the third son of the Ye family has this ability!

Ye San clicked her tongue, "Surrogate."

Han Zheng was still terrified, "No, I'm looking for a surrogate! Is it time for your family to take medicine? Can you order it normally? Is it because my brother and I didn't burn incense in our previous life that we met in this life? You guys?"

If it wasn't for the freezing cold outside, he would have just lifted the quilt and left.

What is this called, what are you afraid of!

After sorting out his thoughts for a long time, Han Zheng said earnestly: "Third brother, look, I call you brother. As for me, I like women, gentle, lovely, virtuous and hardworking little women. You are very nice, gentle and soft. Okay, but I really don't have feelings for you, so why don't you just let me go?"

"Emotions also need to be cultivated." Ye San looked at Han Zheng intently, "Let's cultivate and cultivate."

It's a dog day!

Han Zheng turned over and lay down, reached out to turn off the light, and curled up into a ball, "Brother Ye San, remember to take your medicine."

"Tsk." Ye San looked at the ceiling, feeling that his love life was difficult.

When Han Zhen woke up in the morning, he saw his elder brother poking in the yard, looking up at the two brothers of the Xiu family who were clearing the snow on the roof.

"Brother, why do you wake up so early?" Han Zhen approached and asked, and looked up to find two big dark circles on Han Zheng's face, he was taken aback, "Didn't sleep well at night?"

Still sleeping well?Almost scared to death!

Whoever wakes up in the middle of the night and finds that there is an extra man in his arms will probably not be able to sleep well!

Han Zheng begged in a low voice: "Really, can I sleep with you at night?"

Just as Han Zhen was about to agree, he heard a cough from behind.Ye San was standing at the door with a cup for brushing his teeth, holding a toothbrush in his hand, and asked with a smile, "Baby Han Zhen, what do you have for breakfast?"

"This guy will die sooner or later." Han Zheng's expression became even worse when he saw Ye San come out.

Han Zhen didn't understand what happened in the middle, and he didn't dare to easily agree to sleep in the room, so he could only say: "I can't decide this matter, why don't you ask brother Tianyu?"

Damn it, you have to ask for permission from outsiders to sleep in the same room with your brother!

Han Zheng felt annoyed, waved his hands and said, "Go and play with yourself!"

So Han Zhen went to the kitchen to cook.

Ye San crouched in the corner and brushed his teeth, thinking of the incident in the morning was funny, probably because the kang was cold at night, that's why this guy unconsciously went to his side.

Really, it wasn't him who took the initiative, and it turned out to be his own fault.

Ye San rinsed his mouth and said hi: "Han Zheng, you..."

Han Zheng raised his foot and ran away.