My daughter-in-law is a snake

The big black cat was obviously a circle bigger than ordinary house cats, and it was covered in long hair, shiny and slippery.Although it was lying on its side now, the whole cat was majestic, baring its teeth and making haha ​​threats.

"The dog left." Han Zhen clapped his hands, he had to get this guy out first, what does it mean to occupy someone else's nest?

The dog came out, licked Han Zhen's hand, and barked at him.

Han Zhen suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said in surprise, "Oh, is that black cat the dog's leftover girlfriend?"

"What? What are you talking about?" The big girl swished over and poked her hand to look inside, "I'll go, I've seen this cat, it fought with the dog from the next village, it's a beast! "

"Then what should we do now?" Han Zhen asked.Originally, Gousheng could live with Dahuang and the others, but this black cat obviously didn't want to live with dogs, so he took the place where Gousheng lived as his own home, and drove out all other creatures.

"Give it the whole den, what else can I do?" The big girl looked left and right, and said, "Just give them the whole place from the utility room, anyway, Gou Sheng will open the door of that house, as long as you don't shrink OK."

Just do it!

Han Zhen patted Gou Sheng on the head and smiled, "I'll build you a new house, tsk, I didn't expect you to find a girlfriend..." He paused, then asked hesitantly, "Is it a girlfriend?" Don't let him think too much, the main reason is that the men around him are a little inclined to do that, and he is afraid that the dog will do that.

Gou Sheng arched his hand again and meowed sweetly.

"Forget it, don't care about his boyfriend and girlfriend." Han Zhen stood up, ran to Aunt Xiu to ask for old clothes that he didn't wear very much, and found a wooden box for things.That box was supposed to be used for chopping firewood, but now it comes in handy.

The box is big enough, filled with straw and old clothes, and there is also a small cotton cushion specially made by Aunt Xiu, which is brand new and pure cotton, soft and comfortable.

"No matter what you say, it's Gousheng's first girlfriend." Aunt Xiu laughed happily. She felt that this was a happy ending, and Gousheng could be regarded as a god cat. Catching mice and weasels is not a problem, and catching snakes is also a big deal. Absolutely, since Gousheng came to his family, there has never been a rat problem!

After the huge cat litter was padded, Gou Sheng went in to inspect it, and barked twice with satisfaction.The black cat stood up when it heard the barking, and walked out of the kennel leisurely. It glanced at Dahuang's family with disdain with its green eyes, then walked gracefully into the utility room, and walked around the new kennel for a while. The circle, jumped into it, and then lay down on the cotton pad and did not move.

Gou Sheng also jumped in, sniffed and licked the big black cat intimately, and finally lay down next to the big black cat and barked sweetly, with various melodious sounds.

Aunt Xiu couldn't sit still anymore, she found a small pot and cooked cat food for the big black cat, and brought a bowl of hot milk over, squatting on the side of the box to watch, always wanting to reach out and touch it.

"You said I touched it, did it scratch me?" The more Aunt Xiu looked at the cat, the more curious she became.

The rest of the people gathered around the door of the utility room, and even Mr. Han and Mrs. Han ran over to join in the fun.

Mrs. Han said: "The family found two dogs for Gousheng. After mating, they are expected to give birth in a few years. I didn't expect Gousheng to have a girlfriend himself? I guess he is going to give birth here to find a nest?"

"Who knows." Aunt Xiu still couldn't control her hand, and touched it cautiously.The big black cat wanted to hide, but the dog barked next to it, and put down its raised paw.

Aunt Xiu touched its belly, she was overjoyed, "Yes, I have it, ah, it has such a big belly, I don't know how many babies it can give birth to!"

The big black cat felt comfortable being touched, and purred comfortably. Seeing that Aunt Xiu wanted to withdraw her hand, she was not happy, stretched out her paws to hug her hand, and continued to purr.

The next day was Xiaonian, Aunt Xiu put the candied melons bought in advance on a plate, sent them to the Stove Lord, and posted a new Stove Lord.Most of Tanggua was taken away by the big girl, and she gave two to Guan Liang with a smile, and then invited Guan Liang to go out to play.

I don't know what fun there is in the ice and snow outside. The two children have been running outside all day since they stopped Taobao business on vacation. Aunt Xiu was worried that the naive Guan Liang would be spoiled by her daughter.

On the third day, the house was cleaned and many houses were repaired. Now there are only six or seven rooms for people to live in. The whole people wear old clothes and cover their head curtains to sweep away the dirt and bad luck of the year.

The old man and wife of the Han family haven't cleaned the house by themselves for many years, and now they have changed their clothes and are holding a broom.

Mrs. Han was also a noble lady when she was in the imperial capital. She never lacked drivers and servants by her side.I thought that I would not get used to it when I came here, but I made up the scene of sitting cross-legged on the kang and kneading corn kernels. After many days of mental construction, who knew that after coming here, I immediately melted in and went out with Aunt Xiu all day long. I entered, and I didn't seem to be uncomfortable at all.

Because now there are very few people who close the work and rub the sticks, most of them are processed by machines.Besides, who would let guests do these jobs?

A group of people were busy cleaning the house for a day, clearing up a pile of rubbish and going out.

At night, Uncle Xiu took out another thick stack of red paper and began to write couplets and blessings.

Han Zhen has a good handwriting. Last year, he changed the couplets written by him in the middle of the journey. This year, he has to prepare in advance, not only for his own home, but also for the factory, so he has to write more.

This surprised Mr. Han, he never thought that his youngest son would have such abilities.The ignorant Han Zhen seemed to be imagined by them, and the Han Zhen in front of them really impressed them.

"You can actually write calligraphy? When did you practice it?" Han Zheng watched while gnawing fried chestnuts. He remembered that Han Zhen got into trouble at school and the teacher asked the parents to clean it up. Those chicken feet The pala-like font impressed him deeply.

but……

Han Zheng looked at Han Zhen suspiciously, and Han Zhen raised his head and smiled at him, "Brother, what's wrong with you? I practiced calligraphy when I was a child, and then...well, I stopped writing."

This is not an achievement that can be obtained by practicing calligraphy when I was a child. The subtle emotions of the Han family were not noticed by Uncle Xiu Xiu and the others. Style, beautiful and atmospheric.

Han Zhen has changed too much this year. Although Han Zheng has doubts in his heart, he is used to it. He just took out his mobile phone to take pictures after doubting for a few seconds, and then posted them on Moments.

Han Zheng: My brother's handwriting is beautiful!

Then I received a group of likes, and some people were even surprised to say that this word has a good character. It can be seen that it has been practiced for many years. When did your brother Han Zheng practice?Why don't we know?Don't be a liar, right?When you slap your face, it's all hands. Who knows if it's your brother.

The other said that slapping the face may also be a posing, so hurry up and record a piece!

Han Zhengxin said don't say you don't know, I don't know that Han Zhen has such a beautiful handwriting.He silently turned on the video, recorded Han Zhenye's couplet, and posted it again.

Han Zheng: I can't keep your mouths shut. When did my brother practice calligraphy? Do you have to let you know?

Now the circle of friends is blown up, a group of people think that this Han is really different from the other Han Zhen, just the attitude is different, how could the former playboy become what he is now.

"Is it training people in the countryside? Why don't you send my brother there too? After reformation, maybe he will be a magical boy after a year."

"Pull it down, your brother can't be rehabilitated if he goes to the countryside, so stop ruining the chickens, ducks, geese, and mice in other villages."

After Han Zheng finished posting on Moments, he looked through the message proudly, and suddenly found that... Ye San only liked it, and didn't say a single extra word.

Eh?What's wrong with this...

On the fourth day, Xiu Tianying dragged his own soybeans with a sledge to grind tofu. The soybeans grown in his family were big and fragrant. He usually soaked and ground soybean milk at home. When boiled, the aroma overflowed and it was delicious.They didn't sell one or two of these few acres of beans. Except for making soybean paste for the factory, they kept the rest for themselves.

The owner of the tofu shop also praised his beans when he saw his family’s beans. He squeezed a grain and chewed it twice in his mouth. Can you sell me some beans? I don’t want too much, so I’ll bring fifty catties and eat it myself.”

Xiu Tianying thought for a while, then nodded and agreed, "Well, then don't tell others, I eat all the beans myself, if everyone comes to buy them, it's hard to say whether they will sell them to anyone or not."

"Well, that's absolutely fine. I didn't think I said it when I was looking for no one." The boss was very happy. He heard that Xiu's beans were good early in the morning, and the miso they made was also delicious. Steamed buns with scallions can be eaten dry.A few days ago, Xiu’s factory was dealing with the leftover pickles, pickles, mushroom sauce and so on. A group of people went to snatch it, and his family grabbed a can of pickles and a can of mushroom sauce. When they got home, they were divided among their wives, children and their mothers. , I took a small bite by myself.

His mother-in-law has been nagging him for several days because of this.

Xiu Tianying watched him soak and grind beans for his family to make tofu, and at night he took him home and sold him fifty catties of soybeans at the market price, which made the boss very grateful.

"Eldest nephew, don't worry, I will definitely show you your tofu, so you won't be confused by others."

Normally, everyone trades beans for tofu, or pays for it directly, but the beans are so good that it’s not worthwhile to exchange them for tofu, so they want to grind them themselves, so the boss has to watch over them.

The fifth day is Lunar New Year’s Day 26. Uncle Xiu distributed the yellow rice noodles early in the morning, and made soybean buns when it was ready.Aunt Xiu sent out a large jar of white flour for making buns.

They made an appointment with a pig butcher today. The three pigs in their pigsty all grew up eating grain. They are not as big as other people's feed, but this kind of pig tastes the most delicious.

Today, all three pigs will be slaughtered, and the meat of two pigs will be collected by the workers who work in the factory with a ticket, and the meat of the other pig will be eaten by themselves.

Aunt Xiu has already figured it out. The pig's head, pig's hoof, tail, etc. will be marinated in the water. The pork will be divided, and the pig's blood and pig's bones will be stewed in the evening. There are many people at home for the Chinese New Year this year, and it is lively. No matter what, I have to stew it in two pots. One pot of pancakes and one pot of stickers, a delicious meal.

It has been many years since his family has stewed pork dishes.