My daughter-in-law is a snake

Sister-in-law Yue packed a bunch of things, new clothes, food and drink, and 1000 yuan, and asked Aunt Xiu to take it to her mother when she went to town.

The shop in the town was already two big. Later, Aunt Zhao and her cousin went to help with their children. It was convenient to live in the town on weekdays.

Sister-in-law Yue's mother, the old lady Yue, was originally in good health, but she heard that there had been a few quarrels at home. Once her eldest son brought his daughter-in-law over to argue about the separation of the family, she angrily turned the old lady away, and waited When I woke up again, I couldn't move my hands and feet very well.

The older lady had a stroke.

But the old lady Yue didn't stop even if she had a stroke, and would swear at everything when she was a little sober.Sister-in-law Yue once felt sorry and wanted to take care of her, but she was scolded as soon as she entered the room.

The old lady Yue seemed to feel that she was sick, and the sky and the earth became big, trembling and vague? Sister-in-law Yue scolded bloody, saying that she was from the Fang family, if she hadn't insisted on marrying the Xiu family at the beginning, but Married to the town, the boss will not make a fuss about separating from here.

The sister-in-law's eyes turned black with anger, she turned around and left.

Old lady Yue swears at the street every day, Yue Wenqiang was originally favored, but his mother has become like this, and she is even more full of old people, scolding Yue Xiaohui today, scolding Yue Wenqiang tomorrow is not a thing, stupefied It is to scold the young and old.

Yue Wenqiang had the cheek to find his sister, "Sister, I really can't stay in that family, you can find me a job just for me, with food and lodging included, I don't want to stay with the family anymore. I think, we Mom is crazy."

Sister-in-law Yue had no choice but to beg Han Zhen.

After deliberation, Han Zhensi put him in the pickle factory.

For some reason, Captain Tang was transferred to Longling Mountain Villa as the security supervisor and became the special bodyguard of his mother's family. Now there are fewer security guards, and he has not found a suitable one.Coupled with the fact that Yang Ye was watching the pickle factory, it is estimated that Yue Wenqiang would not be able to make any trouble.

The old lady Yue started to scold every day when she opened her eyes, she scolded all the relatives and friends who came to visit her away, and even made a fuss about going to her eldest son.The old man Yue had no choice but to find a Sanluner to take his wife with him, and drove to the town for more than three hours, but was turned away by his daughter-in-law.

"It's said that we want to separate the family, and we can't do it without separation!" The eldest daughter-in-law was very fierce, standing at the door of her house and arguing with her mother-in-law, which made the old lady faint again and was dragged directly to the hospital.

No one visited her while she was in the hospital. Sister-in-law Yue went there once, but she was thrown out by a cup, and she never went to trouble her again. She just asked people to send things and money to her every now and then.

This time, the older man had worked hard.

His family originally had [-] acres of land, but only [-] acres were left to grow vegetables, and the rest were rented out.There was no way, because the old lady Yue couldn't leave people all the time. After he walked for a while, the old lady scolded the nurse and scratched the hand of the doctor who came to look for a room, yelling that the doctor molested her.No one wants to talk to her anymore.

Even at home, the old lady Yue still didn't stop, acting tricky, deliberately defecating on the bed, tossing her old man.

"This is your retribution!" She said viciously, "If you have the ability, beat me to death!"

The old man was very sad. He was almost 60 years old, and his beard and hair were all gray after being tortured in less than half a year.

Compared with the gloomy clouds on his side, the Xiu family was very lively.

One is that Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the other is that Han Zhen is about to turn 20!

Looking at the calendar full of crosses, Xiu Tianyu couldn't laugh or cry.

Aunt Xiu bought dozens of catties of new cotton, bought a lot of silk quilt covers and pure cotton quilts, and worked overtime with sister-in-law Yue to make twenty sets of quilts.The backyard of his house has been half-enlarged, and the pigsty has been enlarged, and many pigs have been raised this year.

Uncle Xiu and Mr. Han stood in front of the pigsty and counted with their fingers. The banquet for Han Zhen and his second child in the next year will not be worse than when the two babies were full moon. How much pork, how many whole chickens and geese will be needed? , how many fish to buy, how much flour to grind.

"Only for three days, the two cubs have been arranged for three days, there is no reason why they should not be arranged for three days. The boss did not have conditions back then, but now it is not without conditions." Uncle Xiu said: "The water table is not rectified, and the water to eat Usually, for our wedding banquet, we eat at noon every day until evening. By then, it will be warm when spring comes, and we won’t be afraid of the cold.”

Han Zhen's wedding banquet was chosen on February [-]nd, and it was not in the first month of the lunar year to get married with a matchmaker, otherwise he would have waited for New Year's Eve to deal with himself.Moreover, Mr. Han and Uncle Xiu used their horoscopes to calculate early on, and finally chose the nearest day.

February [-], spring is warm and flowers are blooming, a good day.

"Then what are the rules for your wedding banquet here?" Mr. Han sounded weird, if you let him do it, you can just book a manor, bring people there to live there for a few days, and serve it with self-made cooking, which is lively and high-end.Or take a group of relatives and friends to go abroad is also very good, the scene, but also travel.

"There are no rules. In fact, they are all pretty much the same. There must be four dry and four fresh dishes, eight big bowls, at least one whole chicken and one fish for a table, and then a plate of prawns, a big elbow, and two pig's trotters. , make up all the meat and vegetables." Uncle Xiu muttered.

In fact, the eight meats and eight vegetables in the eight meat and eight vegetables are not vegan, but only less meat.Eight meat dishes are pure meat dishes, stewed goose, stewed meat, stewed fish, stewed chicken or something.

"Everyone in our village has to shout, as well as your relatives and friends over there, see how many can come, and friends here, the leaders of the town also have to send a message, it doesn't matter if they come or not." Uncle Xiu muttered more and more The head got bigger and bigger, and finally couldn't help but took a cigarette, "Hey, where did I fix this, I used to just help others. By the way, I have to invite the master chef to see how many tables there are, and how many are there?" The stove, the fried things have to be prepared for the first two days, and by the way, I have to buy some sausages... Oh, what do you think you drink with this wine? You have to have white beer, and you have to prepare drinks. Liquor If so, brother, what do you think of the old village chief?"

Mr. Han was confused when he heard this, "The village chief? The village chief is very good."

Uncle Xiu laughed and coughed, "It's not the village head, it's the old village head. The wine in our house is called the old village head."

Mr. Han came to his senses, laughed straight out, and said after laughing, "I'll let the boss bring the white ones. I can't afford to fix the good ones. A whole car of Jinliufu is a joy."

"That will do."

The two of them murmured and went back to the house when they couldn't stand the cold.The dozen or so pigs were moaning and chirping in the pigsty, completely unaware that their fate was coming to an end.

Longling Villa officially opened, and on the first day, many cars came and parked in the newly constructed parking lot.

At the foot of the mountain, there were already many donkey carts wrapped in red silk waiting, tens of thousands of firecrackers exploded, and festive red paper and gunpowder smoke flew all over the sky.

Many people came to the TV station, from the town and the city. The microphones and cameras were aimed at Han Zheng and Ye San. After all, this was the first joint project between Ye and Han, and many places were paying attention.

Ye San said a few words on the occasion, cut the ribbon, and the firecrackers blared wildly again.

There are bells on the donkey cart, jingling to lead the tourists up the mountain. There are also many people on the bluestone steps, talking and laughing, and they have great expectations for the hot springs in the mountains.

A week later, the wedding of Han Zhen and Xiu Tianyu began.

After all, there are two men, the process is not that complicated, no bride can make trouble.The village head, who also worked as a master of ceremonies, said something festive and sad at the same time.He had come early, but when he saw his son and Director Xu squatting in the kitchen eating croquettes secretly, he really wanted to whip them up with the soles of his shoes.

Can you have a longer face?

The red lanterns and the overwhelming number of happy characters here attracted tourists who came down from the mountain to watch with curiosity and excitement.

There were even people who wanted to rejoice, so they followed suit, forcing Uncle Xiu to open another table.Now, many people started to follow suit. The dishes originally planned were not enough at all, so Uncle Xiu found someone to work overtime to make them out.

There are more than a hundred tables set up on the drying yard in the village, and there is a lot of lively people.Third Aunt Xiu and his family even paid for it themselves, and invited the dragon dance team to play for three days!The number of people who came to eat on the third day almost reached a new height, and the borrowed table was almost placed outside the drying yard.

Han Zhen was really frightened.

At the beginning, he followed Xiu Tianyu to toast at the table. Although the wine was replaced by drinks and tea, he was so full that he wished he could squirt it out of his mouth.

On the second day, he only toasted the elders who came.

On the third day, he was about to lie down, looking at the long sea of ​​people, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Everyone congratulated the two grooms loudly when they saw the two grooms, and even many little girls asked for a group photo, which stunned Han Zhen for a while. In the end, it was his brother who found out that something was wrong, and pushed the two of them out of the crowd to make them look stupid. The groom dragged him back to the house.

"Fortunately, this kind of thing only happens once." Han Zhen wanted to cry, "I was scared to death."

Han Zheng was angry and funny, and put the two of them at the main table: "Okay, don't go out, and have dinner with my parents. I have someone to take care of me outside, so there will be no problem."

Yang Ye and Xu Tao, who were taking care of them outside, and Niang Niang and Tang Meng, who had to come down to help, were also uncomfortable.

As long as they get together to talk, smoke a cigarette, or even drink water, there will be a group of big girls chirping and laughing, and then there will be the sound of snapping pictures.

What the hell, what's so good about a few gentlemen talking?

"Don't worry, we won't spread the photos." A group of big girls who came down from the mountain to join in the fun looked at them and laughed, and even grabbed wedding candy and borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, "I didn't expect the atmosphere here to be so good, eat more candies, I wish you all It's also sweet."

It's so eye-catching, this group of women can go to work in the fbi!

The three-day wedding banquet finally came to an end. A group of tired people turned their backs. Many people in the village did not go back after eating and drinking.

Ye San looked at Xin Xin, and asked Han Zheng furtively, "We will do the same in the future?"

Han Zheng sneered and pushed him away, "Who is with you and us?"

Ye San was a little aggrieved, the two of them had lived through it anyway, why didn't they give them a title.

Han Zheng ignored him and went off on his own...

A lot of things happened this year, the old man Yue finally couldn't bear his wife's mischief, and when the old lady shouted again that you beat me to death, he smothered the old lady to death with a quilt.

After he surrendered, he asked his daughter and younger son to go there, and wrote a will, stating that everything in the family would be left to the younger son.

"I'll make amends to your mother, so I won't let her torment you. I have given too much to the boss in the past few years, and there is nothing left at home, so let's give it all to Wen Qiang. My daughter, in fact, our family is you Live the best life. Your brother is not a bad person, but he is spoiled by your mother. If he does something bad in the future, you should beat him and scold him. Your elder brother is counting on you. No more."

Yue Xiaohui cried so much that she could hardly stand up. If her younger brother hadn't supported her, she would have fallen to the ground long ago.

"Actually, I've wanted to suffocate her for a long time, but when I thought about it, it won't work. My daughter's family has been doing well for the past few months. I haven't been able to help her in my life, and I can't add trouble to her. Just bear, bear, bear." Now, I can't bear it anymore. You see, I'm old, I don't have a few years to live, and I don't want to drag you down."

"Dad! Dad——" Yue Xiaohui grabbed the old man's hand, weeping uncontrollably.

"Wen Qiang, you are the only one left in our family. When looking for a partner in the future, you must first let your sister look after you, and find someone who can live a good life. You can't be so lazy. When you have a baby, don't worry about boys. Girls are all the same." The old man Yue suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly, "I want a boy too, and the incense in our house will be broken, anyway, there is nothing good about it."

"Dad, stop talking." Yue Wenqiang also cried, tears falling down.

When his elder brother heard Xin'er rushing over, his face was gloomy, and he just stood outside smoking a cigarette without saying a word.But when I saw the will, I blew my hair.

"Why? Even if it's divided into three parts, I have to have my part!" He yelled at his father relentlessly.

The old man Yue looked at him, his gaze was gentle for a while, and seemed to be looking at a stranger for a while.

After a long time, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and spread it on the table, and said in a trembling voice, "Wen Bin, I know you dislike our poor family, but no matter how poor our family is, you won't be wronged. Come on, Look... how much money the family has spent on you in the past few years. We don't count your school money, who let you be a college student in the family? You were looking for a job, and the family almost sold your sister, but then they just made up A gift of more than 3 yuan, let you become a civil servant. Have you taken a penny from your home in the past few years? You bought a house and got married. The family sold everything. Originally, our family had 15 acres of land, but we sold [-] acres for you Don’t tell me you don’t know about this. There is also your sister. As a father, I went to your sister secretly and borrowed [-] yuan. That year, your sister had a miscarriage, and our family didn’t even have a chicken. Here you go, don’t you know? You got married, and your family sold food and pigs. You collected [-] yuan and gave you the coffin book for your parents and the wedding money for your younger brother. Would you like to say thank you? "

"Wen Bin, people's hearts are full of meat! You should know why your mother had a stroke, so you don't feel panicked? You don't have to pay tens of thousands of yuan for the broken things at home. I think Leave a house and land for Wen Qiang to marry a wife, you want to grab this?"

Yue Wenbin's face turned blue and white, and he was speechless.

The old man Yue continued: "If you want to separate the family, you can do it. Don't say that Dad is unreasonable. Give two-thirds of the money you paid for buying a job, getting married, and buying a house to your brother and sister, and I will share it with you." You have one."

The corner of Yue Wenbin's mouth twitched, and he made an expression that was neither crying nor smiling, and said viciously: "Who cares about such rags! Do you know that you will make me lose my head in the unit by doing this?"

"Then if you don't honor your parents, how can you hold your head up in the unit?" The old man Yue said in a low voice, as if he was talking to himself, "I haven't done anything bad in my whole life, so why did I get involved in this?" Planting people? What's wrong with me..."

The old man Yue was taken away by the police. He dragged his shackles, hunched over his figure, and walked step by step into the depths of darkness.

Yue Xiaohui didn't hold back anymore, and directly fainted on Yue Wenqiang's body.

Yue Wenbin didn't show up at the old lady's funeral.Later, I heard that he was transferred to a remote mountain village as a cadre, but it was very poor there, and he was probably sent down.

In August, Han Zheng suddenly came back from the outside carrying two full moon babies.A boy and a girl were lying on the sofa and falling asleep with fists clenched.

Mr. Han and Mrs. Han were taken aback, looking at the two children, they didn't know what to say.

"My boy is mine, and my daughter is Ye San's." After Han Zheng finished speaking, he knelt down to the old couple and kowtowed a few times, "Parents, I, I'm sorry for you."

Mrs. Han didn't hold back, and smashed the fruit plate on Han Zheng's head, crying, "Why are you crazy!"

The two dolls woke up in fright, crying loudly.

Han Zheng was still kneeling, looking at the scattered apples and oranges on the floor, but lowered his head.

Mrs. Han stared at the two dolls, held back for a long time, called the nanny to hold them in her arms, and looked around for something to feed the children.

"It's all in the bag." Han Zheng said.

Mrs. Han passed by him, kicked him hard, then carried her bag into the house, and went to take care of the child with the nanny.

Mr. Han was greatly stimulated, and asked blankly: "Is there something wrong with my genes? Why are the two children, two, two... both of them like this!"

Han Zhengxin said that I don't know either, he must be bewitched.

Old Man Han was so mad that he called Old Man Ye and yelled.After a while, a group of people came from the Ye family. Ye San's expression was almost panic-stricken. He threw himself in front of the kneeling Han Zheng, and also knelt down.

"That...me, this child..." Ye San, who has always been shrewd, finally had a day of stuttering, "I also went for two surrogates, and it will be born in two months..."

The two elders of the Ye family didn't know what expression to put on. Mrs. Ye looked at her son awkwardly, then at the blushing Mr. Han, and asked softly, "Where are those two children?"

Han Zheng pointed him to the door, and Mrs. Ye rushed over happily, but didn't come out.

Mr. Ye didn't know why he felt a little guilty, he persuaded: "Hey, what, brother Han, last time you said that children and grandchildren have their own blessings."

Mr. Han glared at him.

Grandpa Ye looked at his nephew who came to join in the fun, his old face was very hot.He stood up abruptly, and said: "I'll go and see the child." This left the whole room alone.

"What a crime!" Mr. Han wanted to hit his son, but then he thought that his son had already been beaten by his wife, so he raised the purple sand teapot in his hand and threw it at Ye San.

The teapot fell to the floor, falling apart.

Mr. Han looked at the teapot, clutching his chest, bleeding from his heart.Why did he forget that this teapot is his favorite one, his favorite! !

He also stood up on his knees, walked to the room with the doll, went in, closed the door, and never came out.

Everyone looked at each other.