My daughter-in-law is a snake

Ye Si didn't raise his head and said: "Is it necessary to be so troublesome? Anyway, now that I have a child, it's useless to keep them both. It's better to cut them one by one to save worry."

Everyone turned to look at him silently.

Ye San tightened his grip, he didn't know when he offended the fourth child and took revenge on him like this.

After hearing this, Mrs. Han had a hesitant expression on her face, as if she was really thinking about the possibility of this matter.

Mrs. Ye was afraid that her sisters would get hot-headed, so she hurriedly said: "What are you two still poking here? Get the hell out, go back to your room, don't be annoying here."

Feeling relieved, Han Zheng quickly got up and went upstairs, followed by Ye Sanba.

Back in the room, Han Zheng threw himself directly on the bed, raised his arms to cover his eyes, couldn't help but just want to laugh, and after laughing for a while, he felt bored again, so he began to sigh, one after another.

The mattress beside him sank, Ye San sat beside him, casually grabbed the hand that was placed beside him, and crossed his fingers, "What were you laughing at?"

Han Zheng didn't speak.

Ye San asked again: "I didn't expect you to make such a quick move, and you fell in love with me then?"

Han Zheng still didn't speak.

Ye Sanfu lowered his body and pressed a kiss on his lips, "Why, the baby is already born, and you still don't want to talk to me?"

"Get out!" Han Zheng said concisely.

Ye San smiled, not taking it seriously.He pinched Han Zheng's fingers and began to talk to himself: "The baby is born, ten months... We were just together at that time, right? Huh? You are still arguing with me. I was still thinking about it. Let you have no reason to leave me, who knows that you will be the first."

Han Zheng took down his arm covering his eyes, looked at the complicated pattern of the chandelier on the ceiling, and suddenly said softly: "At that time, I was actually jealous..."

"Who are you jealous of? Han Zhen?" Ye San clasped his hands tightly, "Why?"

"What why? Shouldn't I be jealous?" Han Zheng didn't look at him, and continued: "He was seven or eight years old when he first came to my house, and he had never attended school. I taught him hand in hand and kept him with me all the time, but He taught me to be a rebellious guy who can only play around. Whenever I got into trouble, I was asked to clean up the mess, and even got together with a group of dubious men. After a fight, I ran away from home. Let's go... who knows..."

He added: "Shouldn't I be jealous? How well he's doing."

Ye San was speechless, "Are you doing well?"

"No, I'm under a lot of pressure, and I have to take care of him. I'm already planning to ask a lawyer to get him out of prison one day, but who knows that he suddenly ran away, suddenly changed his sex, and suddenly... the third child , do you think... there really are gods and ghosts in this world?" He turned his head to look at Ye San, his pupils were black and bright.

"I believe it." Ye San said firmly.

"Do you believe it?" Han Zheng was a little surprised by this answer.

"Yes, I believe it." Ye San put his hand on his lips and kissed it, and said, "I'm not an atheist."

"Then believe it or not, Han Zhen is not Han Zhen at all?" He started to do it, his face full of nervousness.

"Then do you like the previous Han Zhen, or the current Han Zhen?" Ye San tilted his head and said, "If you liked the previous Han Zhen, then Han Zhen is really not Han Zhen anymore. If you like the current Han Zhen Han Zhen, is there any difference between Han Zhen and Han Zhen?"

Han Zheng opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain this tongue-twister-like logical relationship.

"You're just not reconciled. You already thought that guy would suffer sooner or later. Who knew that luck would change, right?" Ye San asked.

Han Zheng shook his head blankly, "No, how could I be that kind of person, I'm not..."

"You just think that he has grown up so much and hasn't done a single good thing, why should he be so happy all of a sudden, don't you?" Ye San spoke sharply.

Han Zheng opened his mouth, yes, he thinks so, he is so dark!

"That's why I showed up, and I will make you happier than him!" Ye San smiled, "At least we have many children."

Han Zheng moved his lips, "Get lost!"

Ye San laughed out loud.

He turned over suddenly, threw Han Zheng onto the bed, pressed them tightly together, breath compatible, "Shall I tell you a story?"

Han Zheng struggled symbolically twice, pressed down on a paw that was trying to get into his clothes, and said indifferently, "You want to tell a story like this?"

Ye San smiled. He kissed Han Zheng's eyes, turned over and lay aside, "Let me tell you... Well, there was a man in the past, who was very smart when he was young. Everyone said that he would definitely be able to take on great responsibilities, but this People are a little timid, he likes another person, he has never dared to say it, and he always cooperates with others to bully him. Later, retribution came... This person suddenly fell into a coma, which made his relatives very anxious. But he also It’s not that he was unconscious, but his soul drifted and woke up in a strange place.”

"This person is you?" Han Zheng said: "Usually speaking, there is a person. When I was a friend, it was basically the person who said this."

"Tsk, don't disturb the nature of my story." Ye San was a little dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, you continue..." Han Zheng turned sideways, and naturally rested on Ye San's strong arm.

"He...he found himself awakened in a very conservative era. Not only did he have to beware of others poisoning and murdering him, but he was also forced to marry a woman he didn't love when he grew up. Although that woman was really nice , and gave birth to him a lovely child, but his life has been very depressed."

With his ingenuity and hard work, he led the family into a very glorious generation, and even became an imperial merchant. Do you know what an imperial merchant is?It is to supply certain products to the imperial palace. Although it is risky, it is very profitable, and other businessmen should respect them a little bit.He thought that this would be enough, enough to protect his family, but...but some people used their brains because they heard that their family had family treasures, framed them, killed them and sent them away, and it took less than a year Let his family be ruined. ""On the execution ground, before he was beheaded, he thought...why should he live so aggrieved?He seems to have everything, but has nothing.He earned so much money, but he couldn't hold back a word from others.He worked hard, but he was not happy.The most pitiful thing is the woman who married him, gentle and virtuous, with a fair eyebrow, but because of these unnecessary things, she wants to accompany him to death.The woman said that she would be his wife in the next life, but he felt that if there was a next life, he hoped that this woman could find a good family, find a man who loved him, and live a happy life. "

"And then?" Han Zheng asked.

"And then? Then he died, or he didn't die. In short, he lived again, and then found that everything in the past was just a dream he had during the year when he passed out. Nothing existed. The thing of being alive is the most real thing." Ye San said with a smile: "From the moment he opened his eyes, this person thought, I have to live for myself once, and I can't be as aggrieved as before. People have to work hard to make themselves worthy of him, stronger than him, protect him, and take care of him."

"This person is you!" Han Zheng clicked his tongue, "What kind of story is this?"

Ye San smiled and said, "In the dream, my surname is Han."

Han Zheng blushed suddenly.

"Actually, I've been in a daze. I always felt that it shouldn't be like this. It's not good. I've been reluctant to go back to my country, for fear that I won't be able to bear it when I see you. Later I learned... well, your brother is not too violent like this in your family. So I couldn't help but make a move." Ye San put his arms around him tightly, and asked, "Do you hate me?"

"Are you hypocritical or not?" Han Zheng turned his face aside and murmured, "My mother is probably going to die of anger."

"What are you afraid of? With my mother comforting her, Auntie can't really castrate you." Ye San looked at the pink earlobe in front of him, and couldn't help biting it in his mouth.

"Don't make trouble...you don't know, when Han Zhen said what he was, my mother really looked down on him and said a lot of bad things behind his back. Even if Han Zhen is better now and has done something, but My mother always thinks that in the future I will... who knows... shit, I'm really a fucking animal." Han Zheng was a little anxious, and he kicked the people around him, "If it wasn't for you, I would have been married a long time ago. "

Ye San was almost kicked out of bed by him, and he slammed on him desperately, saying, "Who will marry? Ye Wu? You are too courageous!"

"Your Ye family? There are so many good girls chasing me!" Han Zheng always felt that he dug a hole and buried himself, and he was buried with all kinds of reluctance.

"Then what? This good girl gave birth to you, and you're working so hard outside? Why don't you come to me, at least we can work side by side, hand in hand, and go hand in hand." Ye San pouted, slowly Crawled next to him and lay down again.

Han Zheng didn't know what to think of, his face turned red again, and he said indiscriminately: "I don't understand it with you, it's annoying!"

Ye San's fingers finally got into the skirt of his long-missed clothes, and he said with a low laugh, "Then do something that won't bother you..."

The door was knocked suddenly, and the nanny's voice sounded outside the door, "Master, Madam told you to go down."

With a blushing face, Han Zheng slapped Ye San's dishonest paws, straightened his clothes and said loudly, "Got it, let's go down now."

Ye San looked hopeless, "I haven't posted it these days. You can move to my house later, huh? Live with me."

"It's not that I don't have a house, I'm getting up!" Han Zheng stood up, brushed his hair in front of the mirror, opened the door and went out.

Mrs. Han expressed that she was heartbroken when she saw them, so she planned to go abroad with Mrs. Ye to relax, "You guys watch it for yourself, when will I figure out when will I show you the child!" Mrs. Han stopped crying, but looked gloomy .

"Mom...then when will you come back?" Han Zheng asked.

"Let's talk about it after playing for a year or so." Mrs. Han was annoyed.

Ye San rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Mom, in two months, your other two grandsons will come back too. You can't let them know grandma and grandpa, right?"

Mrs. Han covered her head, half dead with anger.

Mrs. Ye said: "What? Are you embarrassed after having a child? I explained this to you two little bastards. Aunt Han and I are not babysitters, and we spoil you? Don't you want to be your own father?" Is it? Let’s see for yourself! We can come back whenever we want, it’s decided!"

"Yes, yes, Lafayette does what he says." Ye San smiled apologetically, but his heart blossomed with joy.

The two Lafayette activists packed their things that day and dragged their husbands to catch the plane.

Ye San and Han Zheng drove people to the airport, and when they came back, they rolled around with their arms around Han Zheng, "Freedom!! My dear, let's have a shot!"