Get up and fall asleep

At noon on Saturday, Yao Yu and Fu Xiaotao were waiting in the store where they met early. Looking around, they were all young couples who came out to communicate with each other on weekends, or they were girl groups who felt the exquisite life. There was no such thing as Yao Yu and Fu Xiaotao. The two men came out to squeeze the coffee shop.

"This person is too dishonest. If you want to treat guests, you must at least invite restaurants. What's the matter with cafes." Fu Xiaotao complained unceremoniously, "Is this the attitude of asking for help?"

"It's not a big deal, I brought it up here."

"Then you had breakfast?"

"I still... really ate it." Yao Yu shrank his neck and said a little embarrassedly, "The main reason is that I am hungry and afraid that eating too much will cause a burden to others."

Fu Xiaotao nodded: "I found out, you are really a bad guy."

Yao Yu hurriedly explained, I really don’t know that person well, if I did, I could eat up this shop by myself... Just as I finished speaking, a person walked in at the door, wearing a black leather jacket and a red plaid scarf, and very Wearing a pair of sunglasses decently, after entering the store, he refused the waiter who came to lead the table. After looking around for a long time, he found Yao Yu and Fu Xiaotao who were sitting in the farthest corner, and hurried to meet them.

"Yao Yu! I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you buddy?" Before he was seated, Zhang Lang greeted cheerfully, took off his sunglasses and stuffed them into his jacket pocket, "Is the handsome guy next door to you...? Looks familiar."

Fu Xiaotao waved his hand: "Don't worry about me, I'm just a companion."

"Oh, this is my senior, he is more popular than me, so I borrow it to cheer you up." Yao Yu hurriedly picked up.

Zhang Lang was very curious about the handsome guy sitting across from him, but he wanted to keep his mystery, so he simply didn't ask, sat down and asked the waiter to order three cups of coffee, first drank his own cup in two sips, and went straight to the topic: " Based on what I told you with Q|Q before, do you think there is any candidate for it?"

"……No."

"I'm not demanding at all, really. Pan Liangtiaoshun will come, take it out and make me look good."

Yao Yu's face twitched, and he said in his heart, brother, you have lived a happy life these past few years, right? Blow it up for three times, let things come to an end, and want to be nice and smooth, of course he didn't Say it, just nodded, "Anyway, it has to look good."

"Hey, personality... just be obedient, I say what I say." Zhang Lang took out a cigarette from his pocket, and wanted to put it on pretendingly, but Fu Xiaotao patted the cigarette case on the table and pointed at the wall beside him. , The four big characters "No Smoking" are very conspicuous, so he put away the lighter resentfully, "Also, don't refuse to give it to me, don't twist with me after two months, pretend to be innocent."

Yao Yu felt a little uncomfortable hearing this, frowned slightly, and said politely: "Can you lose two?"

Zhang Lang was surprised: "Is this too high a requirement? It's the lowest standard. Besides, you have so many beauties in S age, so it's hard to introduce two? You don't know a bunch of them, so just two are fine. Introduce two to me. I'll introduce it to my buddies in the dormitory, let's have fun together."

"no--"

"By the way." Zhang Lang took out his mobile phone and handed it to Yao Yu: "Do you know this woman?"

Yao Yu's face changed when he saw it, but it was obvious that Zhang Lang was still in the joy of being hit by a pie falling from the sky, and he continued to say, "The class next door to the junior high school, remember? I did it a while ago. I heard someone in the group say that she and you both belong to the same college at S University, and that’s when I remembered to look for you. This was considered our school belle back then, right? How about it, can you introduce me? Both junior high schools are from the same school, so it’s a good thing to say.”

"This," Yao Yu said with difficulty, "to be honest, it's really difficult. I didn't say that it's too high to climb."

"What's so high? I just want to take it out to look good. What kind of face can I look for if I find a frustrated one?"

"He is half a head taller than you." Yao Yu felt Zhang Lang's height in his mind, "It's too obvious to compare with others, it's better to find a slightly smaller one."

Yao Yu felt Fu Xiaotao's suddenly focused eyes and the gradually rising air pressure around him. He didn't know if it was an illusion. He even felt that the air was getting thinner, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand under the table and pressed it under the table. Fu Xiaotao told him to keep calm, but he couldn't stop Zhang Lang from committing suicide——

"Ah, it's nothing. I usually wear height-enhancing insoles. It's fine not to let her wear high heels. It's just a bit difficult to go to bed, but there are all postures. Change the posture and still play hahahaha."

There was a thread in Yao Yu's mind that was tense. He resisted the urge to raise his coffee and directly show Zhang Lang's face in anger. He just returned the phone to Zhang Lang and shook his head: "Impossible, you don't have to think about it." .”

"Eh? That's so extreme? It can't be that you are chasing after you. If you are chasing, then I understand and don't rob you. You can introduce others to me. But it's a pity. Look at her profile picture on Xiaonei. I don't see you really have a good eye, remember to let me know if you catch up with me--in other words, it won't be embarrassing for you to get into bed when you are tall."

"It's been a few years since you've seen each other, so the only thing left to talk about girls is to go to bed."

"All college students have liberated themselves, otherwise good girls will be fucked by others when they enter the society, what should we do, pick up second-hand ones, why?"

Yao Yu finally couldn't bear it any longer, leaned directly on the sofa chair, put his legs up and crossed his hands over his chest, took a deep breath, and said, "You look like a twenty-handed man. Didn't I say that we knew each other in junior high school?" , A total of 10 sentences have been said? Now let me introduce a girlfriend to you, and set a bunch of conditions. You think you are the emperor's draft pick girl, let alone the draft pick girl who says you are a wild boar bred. A sow can be in a commotion for three days, can't she? Go to bed with three sentences, our big beauties have long since left the vulgar taste and decided not to have emotional exchanges with people of your level. All the pretentious things are exchanged for US dollar bills and placed under their feet. Believe it or not, they don’t even bring you a nostril—by the way, can you get a coin from the US emperor for this crap?—Continue to be your yellow Go ahead and dream of being an aristocrat, if you want to date Fu Xiaosheng, there is no way!"

After Yao Yu finished speaking this series of words, without taking a breath, he raised his coffee cup and drank it down in one gulp, and then called the waiter to refill another cup.

Zhang Lang was obviously frightened by Yao Yu, he was stunned for a long time, and opened his mouth to refute, which started with "I tricked you to provoke you, you are rabies" and ended with "Do you want to fight?"Yao Yu was in a particularly good mood after refilling his glass, holding the glass with one hand, he said, "Don't invite me to splash your face, it's not pretty."

"He|Mom—"

Zhang Lang was about to stand up as soon as he slapped the table, but he didn't expect that Fu Xiaotao stood up before him, pressed his shoulders and pushed him back into the seat abruptly, while he himself sat on Zhang Lang's side directly In the seat next to him, he seemed to be hugging Zhang Lang very affectionately, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I introduced myself late. Since you and Yao Yu are classmates in junior high school, then I am a senior who is a year older than you. His name is Fu Xiaotao, he is Fu Xiaosheng's elder brother, if you have anything to say, you can tell me, and then I will consider whether to find someone to beat you into a disabled or half disabled."

"..."

"What's wrong?" Fu Xiaotao said gently, "Say it bravely."

"Yeah, isn't it just a permanent disability? In order to find a beautiful woman, you have to pay something." Yao Yu followed and fanned the flames.

There was a bean-sized bead of sweat on the corner of Zhang Lang's forehead. Of course he knew that Fu Xiaosheng had an older brother who was very famous in junior high school, but at this moment he also clearly felt that the bones of his left shoulder being held by this older brother were about to crumble. Crushed - of course Fu Xiaotao is not fierce, he can even be said to be kind, much more pleasant than Yao Yu who just choked on him.

"Don't say? There's no way, my sister may have missed another hero." Fu Xiaotao happily withdrew his left hand and patted it, "I'm sorry. Do you have anything else to do? If it's okay, Yao Yu and I will leave first?"

"..."

Seeing that Zhang Lang didn't speak, Yao Yu and Fu Xiaotao stood up and asked the waiter to get a receipt to pay the bill, then Fu Xiaotao turned around and said to Zhang Lang: "Be honest, don't think I'm just kidding with you.—— By the way, sorry, he settles the bill."

After finishing speaking, the two of them walked out of the coffee shop with cheerful steps. Zhang Lang secretly turned his head and glanced sideways. In a trance, he seemed to see two big demon kings with horns on their heads. Tail walked away contentedly.