"Guan Qing!" Cheng Han stretched out his hand to grab his collar, and brought him to him like a little chicken, "You pay attention to the occasion! You are playing a monkey! Don't be ashamed!"

There were already several spectators around the two of them. Seeing that Guan Qing was in such a state that he couldn't talk anymore, Cheng Han held him by the collar and said, "Stop making trouble, and come home with me."

Guan Qing waved his fist angrily, without aiming at it, and beat him whenever he found an open space. In the end, he was like a two-bladed electric fan running at full speed, standing still on the spot and circling with his arms.

This is really a terrible farce. Cheng Han avoids his attack range, looks back at him out of range, and looks at him with sympathy, thinking that he will never let him drink again, and his face will be ashamed !All the famous names in my life have become chicken feathers all over the place!

When Guan Qing finally stopped, Cheng Han said in his heart that it made you nervous, are you tired?Stop when you are tired, can you go home with me if you stop?Then he reached out to pull him, but Guan Qing deftly jumped on the spot, turned around and started running.

Cheng Han: "..."

He spread his long legs and started chasing madly, but the drunk was still running so damn fast, dodging left and right among the crowd, and soon reached the end of the bar street, and was about to rush to the main road full of traffic. His fine hairs made him explode in fright, and he shouted anxiously:

"Guan Qing! Stop! Come back!"

As a result, the drunk was more sober than him, so he got into the waiting taxi by the side of the road, waved his big hand to let the driver drive, and before leaving, he lay on the door of the car and persistently yelled at him, "Fuck!"

Panting, Cheng Han watched him leave a burst of car exhaust, and covered his face in embarrassment under the contempt and curious sideways looks of passers-by, what a shame!

The person ran away, and there was no one at home. As long as the phone was connected, it was "Nima".

Here I have to talk about our Chinese street-swearing culture. Swearing in the Northeast is all four-toned down. I really became a father.But after Cheng Han came to Beijing, he found that the people here are more qualified. People often scold the uncle, your uncle, his uncle, your uncle, your uncle is unlucky if you have an uncle, and if you don’t have an uncle, I just want to express my desire to scold Your mood does not cause substantial harm to your ancestors and personality.

So Guan Qing scolded him again as "Nima you", and Cheng Han replied with a more qualified "Your uncle's you", the two of them could last more than ten minutes with these two sentences, and in the end Cheng Han was the first to lose. Come, he stroked his forehead with a headache and tired heart and sighed: "Qing'er, stop making trouble, come back, okay?"

Two crisp words came from the other end: "No, back!"

Cheng Han was really helpless. He sat on the bed and stared at the door, making up his mind that as soon as Guan Qing entered the door, he would give him a hard beating, so that he would have a long memory.But before he could do it, someone had already cleaned it up for him.He was sitting upright on the iron bed and waiting majestically, when he heard the old male duck's voice howl like a broken trumpet in the corridor: "Copy guys, copy guys! Guan Qing is blocked!"

Cheng Han immediately pulled out the stick from the bottom of the bed and rushed out. Seven or eight young men rushed out from the corridor. They were all from the circle. They lived in the same basement. Seeing this kind of thing of teasing cats and dogs to show his bravery, so there is no ambiguity, and the cause and process are ignored, just rushing to fight.

They rode various models of two-wheeled vehicles, each with a murder weapon, speeding along the road that was still brightly lit after midnight.The old man rode Cheng Han at the front, and Cheng Han roared against the wind, "Which street is it from?"

The old man turned his head and turned back: "The gang who quarreled with us at 'Lao Mian' just now, fuck, what a fucking inch! We met twice in one night, and this time we must fight. Leave us alone later. , take Guan Qing and retreat first, I guess she has been 'spent' by now."

Cheng Han's thinking is similar to that of the old man, but Guan Qing's pissing nature is that he can only swing his arms as if he is a hot wheel, unless he is knocked down by a stick.

This group of hot-tempered young people arrived at the place with a murder weapon and full of heroism, and found that seven or eight of them were standing or squatting together to smoke, and they didn't even look at them when they saw them coming.

Finished?Cheng Han thought, could it be that Guan Qing had died a heroic death and was sent to the hospital?

He got out of the car and walked forward, before he reached the center of the field, he saw a person squatting under the shade of a tree by the side of the road.

"Eh? Dude, is this something you saved?" A bald brother on the other side pointed to the person under the tree and asked Cheng Han.

Cheng Han picked up the man's arm and looked it up and down, okay, don't talk about 'flowers', Guan Qing didn't even have a footprint on his body, and seeing him he was still full of energy and scolded him.

Cheng Han didn't know what the situation was. Adhering to the mentality that more things are worse than less things, he smiled politely at the bald brother,

"My brother didn't give you trouble?" Meaning why didn't you beat him?

The elder brother pointed at Guan Qing with disgust: "Just this stupefied young man, I'll lose my reputation if I beat him up! Hurry up and take him back, don't let him come out to embarrass you, I've never seen a fight who treats himself like a spinning top and walks around with his eyes closed!" We didn’t move a single finger of him, he turned himself around first!” At this point, the voice changed: “Are you Cheng Han?”

Cheng Han nodded, "Yes, I'm Cheng Han. Do you have something to do?"

Big brother waved his fat hand, "I've been scolding you all night, and I didn't forget to scold you when I got dizzy. I'm so persistent! How much hatred is this?"

The old man stood not far away and shouted: "You are laughing, the couple quarreled and caused you trouble!"

"I'm thinking about it too," the eldest brother waved his hand broadly, "Hurry up and take it back, what's the matter? The relationship between comrades is not easy, go back and have a good talk, there is no hurdle in life that you can't overcome! Brother, see you again by fate! "

The old man cupped his fists and bowed like a hero: "Goodbye!"

Cheng Han really learned a lot this night, who are these people!He also said that other people are weird, and he is not normal, one weird is better than the other!

Everyone came in high spirits and returned disappointed, but everyone invariably remained silent about Guan Qing's outstanding fighting style.I've heard people say: You can turn your spinning top with your eyes closed, and even vomit yourself. What a novel and unique fighting skill, you can't even learn it!

Cheng Han carried Guan Qing back into the room, closed the door and began to educate: "Have you sobered up? Have you had enough trouble?"

Guan Qing rolled his eyes at him, the small appearance was justified when he rolled his eyes, and after rolling his eyes, he passed him and planned to run away from home.

Cheng Han slammed the door, blocked in front of him and scolded sharply: "Isn't that embarrassing enough? Sit down for me and reflect on yourself!"

Guan Qing stomped his feet angrily, and shouted, "I'm not! I'm right! Why should I reflect? You are the one who should reflect!"

"Are you right? What else do you want? You drank too much and caused trouble outside, and a group of people ran around for you. Are you still right? Someone kindly poured water for you, but you didn't appreciate it and splashed it on others." All over the body, is that right? You fucking scolded me like you scolded your grandson all night, is that fucking right?" Cheng Han pointed at the bed behind him and scolded coldly: "Go back to sleep, I'll settle the score with you when you sober up tomorrow."

"Never mind!" Guan Qing stood upright like a pine and cypress, and scolded him pompously with his small face upturned.

Cheng Han made his hands itch with anger, and he gritted his teeth holding back his anger: "Are you looking for smoke?"

"You smoke!" Guan Qing did not repent, and by the way, he put half of his face on it: "You smoke, you smoke, you smoke, if you have the guts, you smoke me to death!"

Cheng Han felt like a hard-working father who raised an unreasonable child in the rebellious period. He deeply felt a kind of powerlessness. Guan Qing's rebellious period came so slowly that he was more rebellious than others They are all outstanding and difficult to tame, compared to fifteen or sixteen

Teenagers are also obedient and disobedient.He let out a breath of vicissitudes, and said decadently: "Go back to sleep, we will talk tomorrow after sobering up."

Guan Qing jumped two feet high and shouted at the top of his voice, "I-no-I won't!"

Cheng Han's face was stagnant, and when he finished yelling, he reached out and grabbed his neck, pushed him onto the bed, then pulled out his belt, and swung it on Guan Qing's ass.

"If you don't stop, I'll beat you to death! You can't finish it, right? How the fuck do I think I can't control you? Let me sleep!"

Guan Qing turned his head and shouted at him: "Cheng Huanni is awesome!"

Cheng Han waved his belt, "Your uncle is so hard!"

Guan Qing continued to yell: "Your uncle is so hard!"

"My uncle is your father!" He folded the belt in half and held it in his hand, pointing to Guan Qing who had a small pale face and said, "I don't believe I can't restrain you today, you straighten your tongue, One more curse and I'll smack your ass!"

Guan Qingxiong stood up arrogantly, touched his mouth up and down: "Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle, your uncle!"

"Okay," Cheng Han admired his unrepentant spirit: "Okay, okay, I will teach you a lesson for my uncle today." He didn't take off his shoes after he finished speaking, and went straight to bed and knocked him down Guan Qing reached out and pulled his trouser waist.

Guan Qing struggled to resist, struggling with great vigor, but in the end Cheng Han pinned down an arm, pulled off his trousers to reveal two buttocks, and drew out several red marks in three or five strokes.

"I will make you swear, make you dirty, and make you drunk and crazy!" Cheng Han twitched after saying a word, and he made up his mind to twitch seven or eight times in one go. Qing finally fell silent, and then stopped to stare at the little head, "Do you know what's wrong?"

The butt is the most fleshy part of Guan Qing's body. He is actually very resistant to beatings, and he can resist beatings in other places, but the butt, not to mention the old belt, is his father who took a wicker lightly when he was a child. I can cry.He was sobbing bitterly, turned his head to see Cheng Han's handsome face with the light behind his back, his eyes were devoid of affection, and he felt that Cheng Han was a ruthless liar who had lied to him for so many years, After guarding him for half of his life, he ran away with a girl in the end. Not only did he not want to talk to him, but he also smacked his ass cruelly. The sadness in my heart is hard to express, and I can only cry and wail, jump up and pinch him Cheng Han's neck.

"I'm at odds with you!"

Further back is the concrete floor. Cheng Han was afraid that the two of them would fall to the wrong side. On the one hand, he was on guard against Guan Qing, a drunkard, who would strangle him to death. He fell to the ground with cerebral palsy.

The basement reverberated with Cheng Han's angry scolding and Guan Qing's shouts in various forms. The old man, a wicked person who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, pushes open the door while eating melon seeds. The next second he sees the scene clearly, he immediately compares the two of them. Shout out louder:

"Ouch! Ouch, the young couple are fighting!"

After speaking, he turned around and ran around in the basement, waving flags and shouting: "Look, look, Qingqing and Hanhan are fighting! Big guys, come out and see, our pair of wild mandarin ducks have finally broken up!"

"Chen Boxiu," Cheng Han said angrily, "my uncle!"

Maybe it was the uncle who gave him strength, he finally opened the two chicken claws on his neck, threw Guan Qing to the inside of the bed, jumped off the bed, picked up a cup, and threw it at the old man's head .The old man turned slightly to avoid the hidden weapon he threw, and stood there shaking his head: "If you can't hit it, you can hit it, no, hit it!"

Just as Cheng Han was about to rush out, his back was suddenly hit hard by a huge force, and he hurriedly grabbed the bed frame to stabilize himself.Guan Qing hit the snake with the stick, jumped up with his hands on his shoulders, wrapped his legs around his waist, turned his head, and grabbed Cheng Han's face in one bite——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," cheng han's face was distorted.

The old man applauded and congratulated the outside: "Kiss, kiss! Guan Qing is awesome! It's done!" His suggestion was unanimously encouraged by the crowd.

This day is the day Cheng Han made a fool of himself in his life, this day was the day Cheng Han was exhausted in his life, this day was the day Cheng Han saw through the world of mortals in his life.

He was in this dilapidated basement with no sunlight, half of his face was covered with bruises and teeth marks, and his heart was ashamed by Guan Qing. He thought seriously and seriously, why did he end up where he is today?After thinking about it, he felt that the only factor that contributed to today's ugliness was Guan Qing's insanity!He is simply the nemesis and disaster in his life!

Thinking about it, Cheng Han glanced angrily at the bed. The drunk who had been tossing all night had already fallen asleep. He was lying on his bed with his pillow on his head. A messy head of black hair was stuck to his forehead half wet, making his small face pale, his eyebrows were furrowed, and his body twitched from time to time as if frightened.I guess he was tossing about in his dream, Cheng Han thought of this and snorted helplessly, pushed the wet hair on his forehead to one side, lifted the quilt to flatten him, and had to take off his trousers and underwear, Drug that hurt ass.

Alas, Cheng Han said heartily, why did I end up in this situation?Guan Qing, Guan Qing, you are really good at it!

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