Quit smoking

After the honeymoon period ended, Cheng Han and Guan Qing ushered in the ordinary days of life.

Chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea, no, Cheng Han doesn't worry about this aspect, and Guan Qing doesn't worry about it either, because although their lives are not very rich, they are always not poor.

But even if he is not poor, Cheng Han must quit smoking.

Quitting smoking is a painful thing, quitting smoking is much more painful than quitting drugs.

Cheng Han has self-control in everything, but he really doesn't have it when it comes to smoking.

"You smoke a cigarette, and we will abstain from sex for a week. Of course, if you can do it without being discovered by me, that's fine too."

Cheng Han used his few brain cells and tried not to smoke at home. Even if he smoked in a bar, he had to keep all kinds of lozenges with strong flavors ready at all times.

"Are you smoking?"

"No." Cheng Han shook his head, and even breathed a sigh of relief at Guan Qing, "You heard, no."

Guan Qing ignored his sophistry, "Your mouth smells like chewing gum. You never chew gum, not because you're afraid I'll find out. Why do you eat candy?"

"I...Isn't this quitting smoking? I can't keep my mouth idle!"

So that night when they did the embarrassing thing again, Guan Qing remained motionless from the beginning to the end, and even his voice was choked in his throat, resolutely acting like a dead fish.

Cheng Han discovered the disadvantages of dating. When they were not together before, Guan Qing never cared about him. Now that they are together, they gradually become not like himself. What about the chicness he used to have?What about the unrestrained life in the past?

Cheng Han is really a good attacker, he is considerate, dedicated, has money to support two people, and is also very good at coaxing people.After they got together, every time there was a little awkwardness, he would first apologize and coax others.

As the days went by, it became a bit boring.The passion is gone, and even sex|life doesn't excite him as much as it did in the beginning.

But breaking up is impossible. If you want to ask why it is impossible, there are only six words: reluctant, unable to let go.

After finishing work that day, he smoked a cigarette with the old man in the car, and unfortunately the old man was also asked to quit smoking.

"It's so annoying," Cheng Han flicked the cigarette ash, stretched his long legs above the steering wheel against the windshield, "why do we have to quit smoking?"

After taking the last sip, the old man squinted his eyes and let out a breath of enjoyment, "They didn't ask us to quit completely, they all know that we will smoke secretly outside, don't be too obvious, don't complain."

Cheng Han refused to agree with this, "You have to smoke secretly, am I a prisoner? I didn't hold back like this when my mother was in prison."

"Then you share," the old man pointed straight at him, "you share! Are you willing to? If you are not willing to, don't bark. Yelling is useless."

Cheng Han opened the car window and was blown all the way by the wind. When he got out of the car, he even sprayed his mouth on purpose. He felt that there was no smell of smoke on his body before going upstairs to go home.

The meal has been reserved, and Guan Qing has gone to sleep.Cheng Han took a shower, ate silently and lay down on the bed. Dada's death day was approaching. They practiced two classic blues rock songs repeatedly, again in English.

Cheng Han wore headphones and followed the video lip-syncing over and over again to practice speaking. As he practiced, his addiction to smoking came up again.

To be precise, the dissatisfaction in his heart came up again, he lit a cigarette in front of the computer desk, and the bedroom window poured in the breeze, Guan Qing woke up after a while.

He saw Cheng Han unscrupulously sitting on a chair and smoking one after another, his back revealed a kind of loneliness under the dim light.

He sat up and went to the living room to make a cup of black tea for Cheng Han.

Tea can detoxify tobacco, Cheng Han's first reaction when he saw tea was this.His side face was a little impatient in the light refracted by the computer screen. Guan Qing sat down on the edge of the bed behind him and stared at him without blinking. Cheng Han sat for a while, then stood up and picked up the Cigarettes and lighters go outside.

"Where are you going?" Guan Qing asked.

Cheng Han didn't turn his head back, "Aren't you unwilling to see me smoking? I'll go out for a walk so you won't see me."

When he walked to the door, Guan Qing followed, his tone was still playful, he said, "How dare you!"

It's a pity that Cheng Han was so angry at the moment, he slammed the door and left without paying attention.

This was the first time Cheng Han had lost his temper since they were together, and both of them felt uncomfortable, as if a thorn was stuck in them.Guan Qing waited for an hour but he didn't come back, so he took the initiative to call Cheng Han, "Come back, what are you doing wandering around at night? Isn't it just to smoke? If you come back to smoke, I don't care about you."

Cheng Han hung up the phone without saying a word, and drove back obediently.

Guan Qing was still sitting on the bed when he entered, and smiled at him as soon as he saw him, "You're back, are you sleepy? Go to sleep."

Cheng Han took off his shoes and went to bed, Guan Qing put his arms around him, and said in the dark after a while, "I don't want to control your smoking, I just want you to live a long life, so that when you get old, you can live a quality life."

Cheng Han turned over to face him, his eyes were like two small light bulbs in the dark: "I don't want to live a quality life in the future, I just want to live happily now."

Guan Qing chuckled and asked him: "After that, you will get old, your teeth will be yellow and your face will be black, and you will keep coughing up phlegm. You are happy now, what should I do? Are you willing to let me take care of you? You are thick-skinned enough to let me give you Wipe the saliva and pour the spittoon?"

Cheng Han sketched out that picture in his mind, and it felt quite unpleasant. Now that he is still young, Guan Qing despises him, what should he do when he is old?Besides, he is a suave and handsome guy after all. Could it be that when he grows old, he really becomes a wretched-looking old man, lying dryly on the bed waiting to spit on Guan Qing's hands?

"Then can I quit slowly? I smoke two cigarettes a day, okay?"

Guan Qing shook his head, took his hand and put it on his lips and kissed him. He was gentle with Cheng Han, "You are like this. If you are in a particularly bad mood, you can smoke a few. Usually you are in a good mood, or you are generally in a good mood. Try not to smoke, try not to smoke at all, if you want to smoke, I'll... hug you, kiss you, okay?"

Cheng Han felt that this was okay, and it was much better than his tough withdrawal method two days ago.Reluctantly and aggrieved, he said "hmm", "That's fine, then I want to smoke now."

Guan Qing hugged him, and kissed him from forehead to chin, then from chin to forehead, and finally kissed him dozens of times randomly, and Cheng Han laughed muffledly.

"Is that okay? Do you still want to smoke?"

Cheng Han hugged him into his arms and rubbed the top of his head, "Okay, stop it for now." He paused, and then said, "Then what if I want to smoke and you're not here?"

"You send me a message, remember the number of times, I will come back to make up for you."

Later, hugging and kissing became a compulsory course for the two of them every day. From the early stage of kissing non-stop, to the later Cheng Han impatiently shouting "enough is enough", it was reduced to a dozen, a few, two or three, one.

The craving for cigarettes gradually disappeared without knowing it. Although I still smoked a couple of cigarettes occasionally, I finally quit, right?

Therefore, in the life of two people, we still need to find the right direction and use the right means.

婚戒

After Guan Qing successfully escaped from the bankrupt crowd, he bought a platinum ring for Cheng Han. The ring was engraved with two small characters Han.Qing, and a small diamond was inlaid in a plain circle. It was not fancy, but it was quite classic.

Cheng Han wore it for a few days at first, and then he complained: You see, I always take it off when I wash my face and take a shower.Besides, we still need to do exercise. Before doing exercise, I have to stretch it for you. It is so inconvenient for me to wear it.

"Why didn't I find it inconvenient!" Guan Qing showed him the ring on his ring finger. Oh, later when he bought the ring, he changed it to a smaller size. On the same day, Fei took Cheng Han to hold a ring exchange ceremony again. .

It's only been a few days, and he looks beautiful in it, and people don't want to wear it anymore.

"Are you afraid that wearing a ring will delay your dating girls?"

"Nonsense!" Cheng Han sat in front of the computer without looking up, "Since when did I pick up girls? It's been so long and you still don't trust me. You can't live this life!"

I can't live this life, it's Cheng Han's current mantra, quit smoking, this life can't be lived; I have to go to work tomorrow, I can't have sex tonight, this life can't be lived; He changed the bed sheets, but he couldn't survive the day.

It's hard to get through every day, but it's fine.

"Then put a chain on it, can you wear it around your neck?"

Boss Cheng Han hung up the chain unwillingly. When he was in love at night, the ring clanged and knocked on the bones of his chest. On the ground, after I got out of bed, I hurt my feet.

"Don't wear it, don't wear it, it's a shame to wear it, why is it so in the way!"

"You're not happy even if I ask you to do this for me," Guan Qing gripped his waist and complained in front of him, saying his catchphrase: "I can't live through this day!"

Cheng Han muttered and picked up the chain and put it on.

Then one day a "Love Anniversary" was held in Kuo Sanniang's bar, and all the people who went there were couples, it should be said that they were all couples who had settled down and loved each other, including heterosexuals and homosexuals.

On that day, there was a link to show rings, all kinds of rings, with or without diamonds, gold and platinum, in all shapes, and each ring was engraved with the couple's name.

Cheng Han thought: Show me a hammer, oh show, I have it too!

He immediately took the ring off the chain and put it on his finger. Guan Qing was quite surprised when he saw it at night: "Aren't you unwilling to wear it? Why did you put it on again?"

Cheng Han: "Put your ass up, I wear it if I want to, and I don't wear it if I don't want to. Why do you have so many problems!"

up and down

Tian Chenghan downloaded a movie-watching software from his computer, and he could find a lot of movies about men and women having sex. Except for the movies made by Little Japan, the others are uploaded and downloaded in a while.Especially foreigners in Europe and America, who were crushed under their bodies one moment and couldn't close their legs, but the next moment they can arrogantly reverse their identities and do it again.

Guan Qing lay on his chest, looked at it for a while and said, "Cheng Han, why don't you let me do it again?"

Cheng Han's chrysanthemum tightened immediately, but thinking that the two had just finished, he felt that Guan Qing's physical strength might be worrying, so he said generously, "Okay, come on."

Guan Qing raised his head from his chest, surprised at his generous attitude, "Are you sure? You won't resist?"

"I don't, you come." Cheng Han stretched his long legs. Anyway, he had just finished work, and he didn't wear his underwear. His big bird was lying peacefully on its stomach.

As soon as Guan Qing thought that he could make Cheng Han frown and scream, his lower body straightened immediately. He opened the drawer and took out the lubricant, but when he finished squeezing, he wanted to wipe Cheng Han's back, but he hesitated.

"Is your back clean?"

Cheng Han: "It's not clean, I just finished shitting."

Guan Qing: "..."

Cheng Han: "Did you hate me? I have never hated you!"

Guan Qing: "...I wash it every time!"

"How did you wash it?"

"...Don't change the subject, I have to fuck you today."

"Come on," Cheng Han put his legs on his shoulders, one left and one right, "I tell you, it's very tiring up there, and my bones are hard. I guess you have to give up your strength."

Guan Qing carried his two thighs, lowered his body, stared at him for a while, and then let his arms loosen on his chest, "Forget it, you are stinky and hard, I despise you, so fuck me for nothing Neither."

Cheng Han chuckled, "That's right, why make yourself unhappy when you have nothing to do. Or... I'll fuck you up front?"

Guan Qing's eyes lit up, he got up and stared at him: "Use your mouth?"

Cheng Han raised his eyebrows, "Do you want it?"

Guan Qing put his legs on his shoulders, facing his chin, and he patted Cheng Han's face: "Open your mouth."

Cheng Han opened his mouth, his handsome eyebrows and eyes showed no reluctance, and he served him extremely seriously.This posture is very erotic, and Cheng Han's skills are so-so, but it is very pleasing to the eye, and the psychological satisfaction far exceeds the physical.

It's a pity that Guan Qing didn't last long enough, and he disarmed and surrendered within a few minutes.

He collapsed on the bed panting, Cheng Han rinsed his mouth, turned to look at him: "Satisfied?"

Guan Qing closed his eyes and smiled with endless aftertaste: "Well, I am satisfied."

Cheng Han put his arms around him, "How am I?"

Guan Qing nodded and said sincerely, "Okay."

Cheng Han asked again: "Do you still despise me?"

Guan Qing: "I don't dislike it anymore."

Cheng Han squeezed his ears and laughed, "Snobbish!"

Caller ID

The "little man of Hong'er" that Guan Qing set for Cheng Han was laughed at by Cheng Han after seeing it, Guan Qing called him to see what he set to show, very boring: Qing.

"Why just one word? Erhuayin was eaten by you?"

Cheng Han: "Southerners can't pronounce the sound of Er. When Hui Hui Kuo Sanniang calls you, they call you Qing and Er. It sounds like a little maid. One word is so good, concise and clear."

"I won't do it," Guan Qing fiddled with his phone.

The next time he called again, Cheng Han found that Laixian had turned into a "violent Qing'er". He didn't mind seeing it himself, but the old man and the others saw it too. This made him laugh, and it made him blush all over again. to the root of the ear.

He set the display to "little pervert" again, and found that the small pervert was also laughed at, so he changed it to "little pervert". Even "Guan Qing" would still be laughed at unceremoniously by them.

So that day Cheng Han was thinking hard about the string of phone numbers shamefully and angrily. When Guan Qing called again, it became: Whoever looks at someone other than the owner is an idiot.

One day, Cheng Han went out to buy supper and left his mobile phone at home. When Guan Qing saw this display on the phone, he couldn't help laughing, and secretly changed it again.

When he called the next day, Cheng Han found out that Lai Xian had become "whoever gets rich except the owner is an idiot".

Cheng Han gritted his teeth and changed Lai Xian to "Stupid Qing".

Guan Qing also angrily changed Lai Xian to "stupid and fierce".

So they became "stupid young" and "stupid fierce" in everyone's address book.

What about agreeing to the outside world?What about showing affection?Why are you two killing each other so much?

In the end, their Laixian experienced various changes, and it was fixed into four words "the one at home".

"Cheng Han, your family is calling!"

"Guan Qing, your family is calling!"

No, no, this is not what someone else said, it was what they themselves said. After finishing speaking, Cheng Han and Guan Qing nodded together. They thought this was a good idea, and they pressed it to finish.

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