[Bottle Evil] Snowy Illusion

Happy birthday Ashue!Although I usually call you Xiaoguai, but this congratulation has something to do with snow, hehehe~~~~

—————Wake up Boss Wu! —————

Li Cu dug a handful of snow in the snow, kneaded it to form a snowball, and pressed it hard to ensure that the snowball would not loosen.

Su Wan cast worried eyes from the side, and said, "Are you sure you want to do this? You don't want to live anymore?"

Li Cu glanced at him and said, "I've wanted to do this for a long time!" Then he turned to a small one-story house not far away, and almost shouted, "I wanted to do this the first day I came here! "

Su Wan swallowed his saliva, and while he was about to light the wax for Li Cu, he couldn't hold back his heart that was waiting for a good show, jumping happily.

Three days ago, the two suddenly received a call from Wu Xie, asking if they wanted to go on vacation during the winter vacation, but the location was kept secret, so there was a surprise.The eyes of both of them lit up when they heard this, and they both thought that Boss Wu was really kind, and he was going to compensate them for their hard work this year.

It's winter, where should we go? The two of them have already started looking forward to the sunshine in Sanya, or maybe Boss Wu is rich and self-willed, maybe he will take them abroad for a while.Just imagine that in such a severe winter, they are blowing the sea breeze of the Indian Ocean, blue sky and white clouds, shadows of coconut trees, clear water and white sand, in the paradise-like Maldives...

But the facts have proved that it is impossible to guess the plan of the snake spirit disease with ordinary people's thinking.

The air ticket was delivered quickly, and the two were stunned when they opened it: What's the matter with flying to Changchun?

Anyway, they were idle at home. The two packed their things, put on down jackets and boarded the plane. When the plane landed safely at Changchun Longjia International Airport, they saw the two men who were about the same height and dressed, Wu Xie and Wu Xie. Zhang Qi Ling.

Li Cu immediately understood where they were going.

But is it really suitable to go to Changbai Mountain in the weather of minus [-] degrees?Boss Wu, is this appropriate?Boss Zhang doesn't care if you are so self-willed!

Li Cu's slander was completely submerged in Wu Xie's sentence "Is it very touched that I came to pick up the plane in person?".

A few people took a tourist bus, and after nearly a day of running around, they finally arrived at the Changbai Mountain Scenic Area, where they saw Fatty Black Glasses, Xie Yuchen and others. It turned out that Wu Xie called this group of people from all directions to this icy and snowy place Come party.

But that night, the willful boss Wu stayed in a comfortable hotel and insisted on taking a few people to live in a farmhouse, claiming that this would be a good way to experience the snow-capped mountains in Northeast China.

What puzzled Li Cu the most was that it was unanimously approved, hey, there are so many people who are used to snake spirits that they can't be scolded.

However, although this farmhouse is opened by the local residents themselves, it has always been a long-term partner of the tour group. The arrangements for food, clothing, housing and transportation are very appropriate, and the heated room has a very hot kang. It really separates the warmth inside and the cold outside into two completely different worlds.

When they got up early in the morning, several people gathered in the dining room refreshed, had breakfast, and when everyone was seated, the fat man asked, "Where's naive?" They scanned around and found that Wu Xie hadn't come out yet, so At the same time, he moved his eyes to Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling took a sip of porridge calmly and said, "Still sleeping."

The fat man coughed a few times, patted Zhang Qiling's shoulder again, and said with a reproachful expression: "Brother, I have to criticize you, it's not good to be intemperate."

The black glasses and Su Wan stretched their chopsticks towards the last big white steamed bun on the plate at the same time, and the black glasses tsk-tsk said: "Be careful with what you say, there are still minors here." He quickly plunged the chopsticks into the steamed bun Snatched from under the chopsticks of minors.

Xie Yuchen saw that there was no signal on the phone, so he put it away, and said with a smile, "Why don't you wake him up? Aren't you going to enter the scenic spot today?"

Zhang Qiling put down the bowl, and said flatly: "I told him to get up, he woke up, and he is lying in bed."

Li Cu couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed out loud, almost choking on the soy milk.

After the meal, Li Cu thought of this "Snowball's strategy for waking up Lai-bed Boss Wu", and he organized three of them, one of whom was going to directly paste Wu Xie's face while lying down, and the other was a substitute, in case the first one was caught by Wu Xie. Evil dodged it.The last one is self-defense. If Wu Xie beats him violently, he will throw another one and run away.

Thinking of Li Cu, he couldn't help laughing evilly.

Although Su Wan felt that Li Cu was defying the law, he didn't want to miss the next scene, so he decided to enter the battlefield where the gunpowder was going to be full of gunpowder as a military reporter and report the battle situation in time.

In order to avoid hurting the innocent, mainly himself, Su Wan also silently made a snowball and hid it in the pocket of his down jacket.

The two touched the door of the room where Wu Xie was sleeping, and Zhang Qiling was with Fatty and the others at this time, so there was no need to worry about the sudden return of the black-faced god to disrupt the plan.

Li Cu gently turned the doorknob, but it was unlocked, Li Cu gently pushed the door open again, and a gust of hot air rushed towards him instantly.

Li Cuo and Su Wan stepped into the house one after another. On the kang facing the door, they saw Wu Xie covered with a quilt with green background and big red flowers, half of his face was covered by the quilt, and his hair was messed up. , the eyes can't see clearly, but they seem to be closed.

Asleep again?Li Cu didn't really believe it, Wu Xie had never slept well, and almost never slept before, and would wake up at the slightest sound.But since the dust settled and Zhang Qiling came back, his sleep quality has indeed improved a lot.

Li Cu turned around and looked at Su Wan. Su Wan raised his eyebrows, then looked at the snowball in his hand, looked at Wu Xie, and motioned for him to throw it.

It's not in Li Cu's character to run away before the battle. It can be seen that Su Wan felt that this helper was unreliable because he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Li Cu rolled his eyes at him, took a deep breath, raised a snowball, and threw it at Wu Xie.

The snowball drew a white line in the air, and flew towards Wu Xie's exposed half face.

But just when Li Cu thought that one move was sure to hit, Wu Xie suddenly turned over, and the snowball hit the quilt.

Li Cu was startled, thinking that Wu Xie had woken up, but Wu Xie still didn't respond for a while.

Li Cu turned back and looked at Su Wan again. Su Wan frowned, but now he got excited, reached out to take the second snowball in Li Cu's hand, glanced at it and threw it at Wu Xie.

At the same time, one foot has exited the door and made plans to escape.

But I never expected that the second snowball was not tight enough, and it scattered in the air, and only a little snow foam seemed to fall on Wu Xie's face.

The two of them are not calm now, there is only one left, to throw or not to throw, this is a question.

Li Cu gritted his teeth, picked up the last snowball, and threw it at Wu Xie again with all his might.

This snowball is not ordinary, it is not only the biggest, but also flies the most beautifully, Li Cu can almost hear the strong wind when the snowball flies past!

But things are always unexpected, just when both of them thought that the snowball would be able to complete the mission, suddenly a hand stretched out from the quilt and caught the snowball in the air!

"what!"

Li Cu and Su Wan exclaimed at the same time, but the people on the kang didn't give them any extra time to react.

Wu Xie sat up almost instantly, and at the same time, the snowball caught in his hand flew back in a more beautiful posture, brushed the tip of Li Cu's ear with a "snap", and slapped it on the door frame.

Wu Xie narrowed her eyes, looked at the two people who were stupefied and forgot to run away, snorted and said, "When the blind man threw stones at me, you two were still doing your physics homework."

Seeing that Wu Xie was about to get up, Li Cuosuwan called out, "Boss Wu, spare me!"

Then he ran away as if flying.

"Ah sneeze!"

Wu Xie, whose upper body was naked, sneezed, and hurried back into the warm bed...

The door was pushed open again, and a person walked lightly to the head of Wu Xie's kang, and sat down beside his head.

Wu Xie turned over, covered by the quilt, and said in a muffled voice: "Zhang Qiling, you are cold all over, stay away from me."

Zhang Qiling chuckled lightly, and said: "If you don't get up again, the blind man said he wants to find a doctor to see you."

"Isn't he a doctor?" Wu Xie turned back again, looked at Zhang Qiling and said, "No, I'm not sick, what are you looking for?"

There was still a smile in Zhang Qiling's indifferent eyes, and said: "Then why don't you get up? Don't you remember?"

Wu Xie giggled, stretched out a hand to touch Zhang Qiling's face, the tentacles were slightly cool, and said, "Look, you're freezing, do you want to get under the quilt of the uncle to keep warm?"

Zhang Qiling bent down and blocked the mouth that evoked a lewd smile.

Su Wan, who witnessed all this from the window, said to Li Cuo who was next to him: "Why don't you put down the upgraded snowball in your hand, go in now, I'm afraid Brother Zhang will force you to eat it."

END

【The Revenge of Boss Wu in Small Theater】

Li Cu was sitting in the yard when suddenly he was hit by a cloud of snow. Li Cu angrily turned to the direction where the snowball was flying, and saw Wu Xie walking towards him leisurely with a snowball in his hand.

"Come on, you don't want to throw me away." Wu Xie said.

Li Cu smiled and looked around, but there was no helper.

The two were confronting each other strangely. Su Wan came out of the room and walked towards Li Cu, saying, "Yali, why is my pocket wet? You find it strange."

Li Cuo suddenly thought of something, and said to Wu Xie, "Boss! He wants to throw you too! You can see that his pocket is wet because he put a snowball in it and forgot to take it out!"

Su Wan suddenly realized, and hurriedly looked at Wu Xie.

I saw Wu Xie bent down and scooped up a handful of snow on the ground, then walked towards the two of them with a smile on his face...

[People watching the battle in the small theater]

Fatty: "It's true that he is innocent and innocent."

Heixiazi: "Haha, good apprentice, throwing well, the training is not in vain!" (Su Wan: Master! I am also your apprentice!)

Xie Yuchen: "..." (in the mobile phone video)

Zhang Qiling frowned slightly, and os in his heart: Tsk, is the waist really all right?

[The end of the war in the small theater]

The blind man was enjoying watching, when he saw Su Wan give him a pitiful look for help, he laughed, stretched his arms and joined the Lisu team.

When Wu Xie saw the blind man standing opposite him, his hairs stood on end instinctively, and he shouted, "Fatty, help!"

The fat man has black hands, and he is on par with the blind man, so the situation of the battle has basically not changed much.

Xie Yuchen's phone finally received the signal and was about to send a message when suddenly a cloud of snow covered the screen of the phone. Xie Yuchen looked up and saw Wu Xie still in the throwing posture, and smiled again: "Accidental injury, accidental injury!"

Xie Yuchen put down his phone, made a snowball and threw it at Wu Xie...

This is a seemingly endless romp, and several people have never relaxed so much. In the end, they fight regardless of whether they are enemies or friends. At this point, the most attractive person is usually the one who is beaten the most.

Wu Xie fell on the snow, and howled exaggeratedly, the snowball that greeted everyone almost buried him in the snow.

Half a minute later, Zhang Qiling, who had been observing the battle, finally stood up and walked towards the crowd.

The battle (group fight) came to an abrupt end.