[Bottle Evil] Snowy Illusion

As soon as Su Wan arrived at the appointed place, he saw Li Cu squatting on a rock with his back facing him. He stretched out his hand and scratched his head with his extremely lonely back, like a Monkey King who regretted his birth, lamenting the malice from this world.

Su Wan suppressed his laughter, walked behind Li Cu, and chanted: "Withered vines, old trees, dark crows, small bridges and flowing water, people on the ancient road, westerly wind and thin pears..."

This is a unique small courtyard in the south of the Yangtze River, and when it is sunset, the artistic conception is still very consistent.

The thin Yali in the song turned her head, still full of melancholy: "The heartbroken man is at Wu's house."

Su Wan laughed so hard that he was out of breath, and asked intermittently, "I've never seen...you look like a bear...what happened? Haha..."

Li Cu wiped his face and jumped down from the rock, as if he finally saw Sanzang 500 years later, looked at Su Wan, and said in a pitiful tone, "Brother, borrow some money."

Su Wan was taken aback for a moment, thinking that it's not possible, how can Li Cu be so worried if he doesn't have money?He said: "Money? Are you short of money? Didn't you just recognize two godfathers, look for them."

When Li Cu heard the word "godfather", his expression changed drastically, and he said, "Don't mention it, I've caused trouble."

Su Wan was taken aback. Li Cu was usually very stubborn. If he did something bad in school, he would just let it go and catch him. He seldom admitted his mistakes sincerely, so he became curious: "Why, what trouble did you cause? You have to clean up the house." ?”

Li Cu shook his head, and said: "I think it is certain to clean up the house, but it is definitely not going out of the house."

"Oh?" Su Wan smiled, "So I gave you some child support? Not bad."

Li Cu hugged his head in pain, and said in a muffled voice: "No, yes, ah! I didn't give me money, I owe them a lot of money now! It's debts!"

"What's going on?" Su Wan realized that he hadn't heard such an attractive story for a long time, even though it was not good for his buddies.

"The thing is like this..." Li Cu sighed, and said, "I've been living in the old man for the past few days, and this pair of blind gays...ah, no, they're a couple of immortals who treat me the same way. It’s quite caring. I was still thinking about how to behave in return, but something happened this morning.”

After Li Cu finished speaking, he sat down on the rock again, as if some painful memory suddenly emerged.Su Wan continued to hold back his laughter, squeezed Li Cu, sat down as well, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Li Cu looked up at the sky and said, "I don't know what was going on in my head this morning. I saw a bottle with a very unique shape on a shelf in the living room of my boss, so I picked it up curiously to have a look."

Su Wan swallowed his saliva, as if he already knew what happened, and said, "And then..."

Li Cu looked at his hands and said, "Then I was concentrating on watching, when I suddenly heard a cry from the boss' bedroom, and I shook my hands..."

"It's broken." Su Wan broke the point and sighed, "You're a cheap hand."

Li Cu nodded, turned to look at the sky, and said leisurely, "Boss said, he paid 80 for that bottle."

"What!" Su Wan exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't it just an ordinary vase?"

Li Cu looked at Su Wan, shook his head sadly, and said, "I didn't believe it at first. I thought he was teasing me. He usually takes it for fun. I secretly took a fragment and sent it to the boss, asking him if he knew the old man Everyone, this bottle, or can you give an approximate price."

"What did Boss Xie say?"

"Boss Xie said, 80 yuan, the boss bought it with the help of Xie guy, he knows very well." Li Cuo said, "He also said that this is the cheapest in that batch, if my hand trembles a little If you touch the one next to it, you will have to stay with the old master as a hard worker in your next life."

Su Wan finally became serious, and said: "I don't think it's all your fault. First of all, the boss put such a precious bottle there so casually because he didn't pay attention. Secondly, if you weren't startled by his yelling , and won’t shake your hands. Besides, based on your current relationship, how can he be so fussy, I’m going to write a letter to appeal for your grievances!”

"It's still you who understand me!" Li Cu was moved for a moment, but then sighed, "You also know that the boss has this stuffy oil bottle now, and other bottles are ignored. He likes to show off his wealth It's his business, but after all, I broke it, and I have no money to pay for it, so I probably have to do hard work at his house."

Su Wan thought about it for a while, and suddenly he thought about it, rolled his eyes, patted Li Cu's shoulder, and said, "Not necessarily, I have an idea, I'm sure I can coax him well so that he won't forget about it. "

Li Cu immediately turned to Su Wan: "What idea?"

Su Wan smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you, but you have to do one thing first, and after you finish it, I will leave the follow-up work to me. It just so happened that the boss asked me to go to his shop today to bring him from Tibet." Send some of the materials back to him, and I will give him all the things, and he will be happy to make sure that he will forget the previous suspicions."

"Oh?" Li Cu said excitedly, "I would like to hear more about it!"

Su Wan then gave Li Cu a detailed plan that was not difficult but expected to be effective. Li Cu said, "It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful."

So there is the next situation.

While Li Cu was diligently cleaning the table and washing dishes, he aimed at Zhang Qiling who was sitting on the sofa and looking at the ceiling.

How to successfully secretly take photos of Qi Ling's face without a hat is the only thought that lingers in Li Cu's mind at this time.

Li Cu wiped his hands, put the bowl in order, reached into his trousers pocket, took out his phone, and clicked on the camera app.He only has 5 minutes, because Wu Xie will be back in 5 minutes.

Su Wan specially reminded that Wu Xie must not let Wu Xie know, otherwise the sense of surprise will be lost, and the effect will be lost in half, and it is estimated that there will be a compensation of 40.In fact, this is easy to say, the key is not to let Wu Xie know, so he asked Zhang Qiling not to know in disguise, what is wrong with these two people.It's easy to hide Wu Xie, but it's harder than going to heaven to take a photo of Zhang Qiling from Zhang Qiling's eyes and ears!

Li Cu thought for a while, and prepared to serve Zhang Qiling a plate of fruit, and then took a sneak shot under the cover of the fruit plate.

Just do it, Li Cu quickly washed a plate of duck pears, then held the plate, holding the mobile phone in one hand, pretending that there was no place to hold it in his hand, and then quietly moved his thumb to the shutter button.

"Brother Zhang, let's eat some fruit." Li Cu said with a doggy smile, seeing Zhang Qiling looking at him, he approached him step by step.

Li Cu stared at the constantly shaking picture in the photo frame, focused and then focused, approached and approached again, finally got a good angle, Li Cu excitedly pressed the shutter, and the camera froze a big headshot of Zhang Qiling.

Li Cu put down the plate quickly, ran to the bathroom excitedly, and clicked on the photo album.

The result——how the damn second-hand counterfeit mobile phone's delayed response turned into a picture of an upward shot!

Li Cu let out a long sigh, and glanced at the time, there are still 2 minutes left!He seemed to have heard Wu Xie's approaching footsteps.

It's over now, Li Cuxin said, unless he ran over to confess to Zhang Qiling now and begged him to let him take a picture, otherwise there is really no chance.But Zhang Qiling will definitely tell Wu Xie in this way, the sense of surprise is gone, 40, this strange logic has been deeply ingrained in Li Cu's mind at this time.

Dogs jump over walls when they are in a hurry, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, it is said that Yali can have a flash of inspiration when he is in a hurry, and Li Cuo suddenly becomes wise in a hurry.He thought that there was only one situation where Zhang Qiling seemed to be distracted, and that was when Wu Xie was around.

Although Li Cu didn't want to admit it, every time Wu Xie said something very inconspicuous, Zhang Qiling often looked at him as if he was listening very carefully.Damn, this is not true love for him, Li Cu is not straight!

Ignoring yet another strange logic, Li Cu decided to capture the moment when Wu Xie entered the door and Zhang Qiling looked at him.

Li Cu pushed open the door of the bathroom, and happened to hear the sound of the key being inserted and turned in the lock of the door. Looking at Zhang Qiling again, he turned his gaze back to the ceiling and turned to the door.

Good guy, this time Li Cu simply raised the phone with confidence and boldness. This angle will not be seen by Wu Xie at the door, and it is very suitable to take a picture of Zhang Qiling.There was also the sound of the door opening, and then the door opened and closed again. Within a few seconds, Li Cu finally completed the task, quickly took back the phone, rushed to the door to greet Wu Xie, and graciously took it. Something in Wu Xie's hand.

Wu Xie took off his shoes, looked at him, and said with a smile, "You don't have to be so diligent. Our labor agreement is based on time, not enthusiasm."

Li Cu chuckled and said: "I am sincerely sorry, boss, you don't need to take it to heart." But he said in his heart that I will endure this for a while, and I will return to my true colors when you say that you don't care about the debt.

Wu Xie said "Oh—" and patted Li Cu's shoulder, saying, "Okay, kid, are you sensible now?"

Li Cu said with a smile: "Boss is a good teacher, you and brother Zhang chat first, I will go out to take out the trash and come back soon."

Wu Xie nodded, and Li Cu ran like a rabbit to Su Wan's table in the coffee shop downstairs.

"How about it, did you get it?" Su Wan asked.

Li Cu was panting from exhaustion, wiped off his sweat, took out his cell phone from his pocket, clicked on the photo album again, and was shocked again.

But this time, it's not that they missed it, or the angle was wrong, on the contrary, it was too right. Zhang Qiling's eyes were clearly looking at the camera, and there was a murderous look that was unintentionally leaked...

Li Cu looked at the photo and froze for a few seconds, thinking that Zhang Qiling couldn't hide it. This person is too vigilant, but it's okay if he doesn't mind, but he doesn't know if he will tell Wu Xie that he feels a sense of surprise. 40!

Su Wan waved his hand in front of Li Cu, grabbed the phone, glanced at it, and said, "Damn it! Is this really suitable?"

Li Cu scratched his head and said, "There's nothing else, just let it go, your idea is so good, I believe the boss won't mind this detail."

Su Wan took a sip of the drink on the table, took another deep breath, frowned, his eyes lit up, he moved his fingers, then clicked on Photoshop on the desktop of the computer at hand, and said leisurely: "You send it to me, I will Come and study it carefully..."

After dinner, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling sat back in the study, and Wu Xie handed the bag that Su Wan just sent to Zhang Qiling. It was something he brought back from Tibet, and it was a very commemorative thing for both of them. .Zhang Qiling opened it, and saw the notes with yellowed paper, which recorded some of his experiences on the snow-covered plateau.

There is also a waterproof bag in the note, Wu Xie picked it up and said, "You may not remember this one, it's stuffed in the pocket of the jacket that your stone statue is wearing, and it says..."

Speaking of this, Wu Xie was taken aback suddenly, because the waterproof bag in his hand was opened, and inside was not only the note he had read, but also a strange greeting card-sized certificate.

Wu Xie can be sure that there is nothing in the waterproof bag before, except for the note, and these things were packed and brought back by him in Medog. If there is something inexplicably added, then it is only possible that he has passed this bag. Su Wan put things away.

Thinking of this, Wu Xie smiled, not knowing what this kid was up to, so he turned the certificate to the front, and there were three big characters, two of which were particularly eye-catching.

Seeing Wu Xie's froze expression, Zhang Qiling took it over to look at it, his expression was also stagnant.

After a long while, Wu Xie coughed and said, "P is pretty good, but why does my photo look like it's on my graduation certificate, and yours still looks murderous."

Zhang Qiling looked at it for a while, and said: "I know the photo, so it was for this purpose."

"You really appreciate it?" Wu Xie snapped the things on, "That kid Su Wan must have done it."

As soon as the voice fell, the phone vibrated. Wu Xie picked it up and saw that it was indeed a text message from Su Wan: Boss, you must have seen Ya Li and my little care. I don't know if you are satisfied. If you are satisfied, the vase As an adult, you have a lot to do, please forgive Yali, he is anxiously waiting for your reply. ——Su Wan, a handicraft expert (please contact me if you need anything else).

Wu Xie snorted and was about to dial it, but Zhang Qiling suddenly pulled the phone out of Wu Xie's hand, and stuffed all the notes on the table back into the bag, as if he had no interest in these things, saying: "These You put it away." After speaking, he chuckled lightly, picked up Su Wan's "big production", and said, "Let's keep this one."

Wu Xie blushed, snatched the phone back again, and said, "If you don't have this thing, won't the uncle give you a title? Patriarch Zhang, you are too easy to coax. Besides, do you all think that I really care about a broken jar so much?" , and it’s not a rare thing, I wouldn’t turn my face against my family because of it.”

The "comfortable" Patriarch Zhang hugged the more coaxable Boss Wu. Boss Wu insisted not to compromise easily: "It's fine if you really like it, but the details have to be reworked. I think the phoenix crown is more suitable for you..."

【small theater】

Li Cuo, who looked at his phone for the nth time, was anxious and finally saw a new message notification, it was WeChat, and Wu Xie sent it: It’s okay to let things go in the past, but the marriage certificate should be a group photo, don’t you know?The photos are badly reviewed, and I will re-select one from the one I sent and redo it.

Li Cu then scrolled down, and there were a bunch of photos of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling together, and looking at the clothes and background, it was clear that they were all selfies taken by Wu Xie just holding Zhang Qiling, with a smug smile on his face.Li Cu clicked on a picture to enlarge it, well, Zhang Qiling also smiled cooperatively.

Su Wan leaned over: "How is it?"

Li Cu handed the phone to Su Wan, and said, "You have a thicker skin than I thought. Look at the photos he sent."

Su Wan repeatedly said "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'!"

Li Cu glanced at Su Wan, and although he let go of a stone in his heart, he still regretted that even Zhang Qiling was so used to the snake spirit disease.

"Fuck!" Su Wan suddenly yelled, "Blind, blind!"

Li Cu was startled by Su Wan, and said, "What are you doing, are you blind?"

Su Wan covered his eyes and handed the phone back to Li Cu, saying, "Look at the last one! Oh no, don't look at it! Destroy it quickly!"

Li Cu was surprised, what's the point of taking a selfie, is it supernatural?Just slide to the bottom one.

This time it's not a selfie of the two of them, but a naked chest of one person, with a unicorn tattoo on it, which looks like Zhang Qiling's.

Li Cu pouted: "What's the matter? It's Brother Zhang's tattoo. I saw it when he bandaged his shoulder after fighting the snake."

Su Wan hated that iron could not be made into steel, and said, "Don't you just look at tattoos!"

After being reminded by Su Wan, Li Cu noticed some details, such as a hand on Zhang Qiling's shoulder, and a ball of light behind Zhang Qiling's waist, which was the lamp on the ceiling. "Damn it!" Thinking about the pose in which this photo was taken, Li Cuo immediately put away his phone and said that he must not go back to Wu Xie's place tonight.

At this moment, Boss Wu, who was wiping his hair with one hand and picking up his phone with the other to see how the little devils reacted, also saw the last photo he sent and was stunned for a moment.

Tsk, it's okay to slip an extra card, it's just the man's upper body.

Looking at it again, I was a little dissatisfied, the picture was not complete, and my hand still blocked the pattern on the shoulder.

Then Boss Wu, who was thinking about taking another sneak shot, put down his phone when he heard a sound behind him.Turning his head, there was another unicorn tattoo in front of his eyes.

And this unicorn appeared in front of my eyes in its entirety, with high definition and no size yet.