[Bottle Evil] The Old Mansion's Strange Story

The four of us sat around and stared at the fat man, as if preparing for a meeting.

The fat man cleared his throat and began to straighten out his thoughts: "Our current confusion is mainly about the wrong version of the goods. The tomb door is clearly written in the Liao Dynasty. How could it be dug up and turned into a Han tomb? In the Liao tomb Who planted the artifacts from Han tombs?"

I said, "Stop fucking nonsense, you think you're close to science."

"I don't want to try my best to make my words easy to understand." The fat man said, "After all, we have a comrade who is fighting for the first time, so we have to let others understand."

The fourth child immediately said: "Understood, Master Fatty, please continue."

I said: "Where do you think your usual speech is civilized? Besides, you too underestimated his comprehension ability, so you just speak as usual, I guarantee he can understand."

The fourth child said again: "That's right, when Wu Xie was in school, I translated all the love letters he received. This kid is too naive, and he doesn't even understand the girls' feelings."

"Fuck, when did it happen?" I thought to myself that I don't remember receiving the love letter, so I asked him to translate it for me?Is my head caught in the door!

"It was in my junior year, did you forget?" The fourth child began to break the news again, "One time, my boss and I went to look for food at your place and found it on your table."

Junior?It's been too long, and I really don't have the slightest impression.I thought of the character of the fourth child who can fool me, and I used to talk nonsense about the girl with ponytails in the next class. I guess it was his mother who came out of it.I glared at him and said, "Don't interrupt, I'll catch up with you another day when I have time, and talk about what else you did that I don't know about."

The fourth child smiled at me and said, "That's something to say, and I will borrow your notebook for another time..."

I seem to remember this... I quickly glanced at Poker Fing, and saw that his expression was cloudy and uncertain. I was about to tell the fourth young master to talk nonsense, but Poker Fing suddenly spoke. The characters are indeed Khitan characters, there is nothing wrong with that.”

As soon as Pokerfing spoke, the atmosphere finally returned to the right track, and the fat man also said seriously: "Since our little brother is also stamped, there is no doubt about the known premise now. Now we have to put forward some hypotheses and study them one by one." ,exclude."

I thought for a while and said, "It's really not a good assumption. This situation is very unreasonable. If you make an assumption, you can only guess in an unreasonable direction."

The fat man looked at me, and said: "Boldly assume, carefully verify, Fatty will help you analyze, naive, you are not always unconstrained, come, use your imagination."

Where I am unconstrained, I think I am quite unimaginative. I have to base my predictions on things on the basis of my previous cognition, and basically I will not expect anything beyond my cognition.Including being calculated by Zhang Haixing's hexagonal copper bell before, the scenes I fantasized all seemed reasonable. At that time, I only fantasized about the statue of Poker Bottle, which still looks like a statue, even in the state of being threatened by bugs , I also failed to imagine Poker Bottle suddenly appearing to save Fatty and me.Because I knew it was impossible for him to show up then.

I don't know if my personality is good or not. It can be said that I am very rational, but sometimes I am a little pessimistic in my bones.Probably because I have seen too many cold hearts with my own eyes, and know that although reality is cruel, it is the only truth, and imagination is always superfluous.

As for the stuffy oil bottle, I can't help but think that if we infer it this way, he is probably the most unimaginative person. He has been living in the most unchangeable reality, so his judgment has always been calm and rational.

"Hey, naive, don't just think about it and talk about it." The fat man called me.I came back to my senses, glanced at the Poker Bottle, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It's not that my mother lacks imagination, but what I was thinking, why did it end up on you, Zhang Qiling.

Having said that, I can't think of a reasonable explanation for the fact that the tomb gate and the funerary objects belong to two dynasties with a thousand-year difference. No matter how I think about it, I can barely think of one. Liao tomb, but the owner of the tomb was also an upside-down during his lifetime, and he specialized in overturning Han tombs, and when he died, he moved in the artifacts he picked up by himself and buried them with him." If it was true, he was probably a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he collected quite a lot and.

The fat man nodded, and wrote on the ground "1 Tomb Owner's Hobbies", and he didn't feel bad about using the foot of a small bronze square bottle.

After the fat man finished writing, he said, "The possibility is estimated to be zero. When you die in the future, my little brother and I will pack up all the things in your shop and bury them with you. Do you want to?"

I rubbed off what he wrote with my foot, and I didn't take it too much when I was sarcastic. I said, "Don't worry, I will try not to cause trouble to the organization, just dig me a hole."

The fat man chuckled, turned to the fourth child, and said, "I'll give you a chance to speak and talk about your idea of ​​time travel."

The fourth child probably didn't expect to be called by name, so he laughed a little and said, "I can say it too."

I rolled his eyes at him, but after thinking about it, although the fourth child is out of tune, he is definitely not lacking in imagination, maybe he can really provide some constructive suggestions.

The fourth child straightened his back and said, "Time travel is very simple, that is, when we came down, we traveled from the Liao Dynasty to the Han Dynasty."

I corrected: "It's not that the age has changed, but things have changed. Unless it was a Han tomb before, and later there was a Liao tomb mixed in it. But the tomb within the tomb is a taboo in Fengshui. When repairing the tomb, dig it The tombs of the previous dynasties must be filled with soil and changed into caves, otherwise future generations will have no peace."

The fat man rubbed his chin and said, "Don't you really say that, I just thought of something when he said time travel, maybe it's not time travel, but space travel."

When I heard it, I suddenly felt like I had caught some clue, so I quickly asked the fat man, "How do you say it?"

The fat man thought for a while and said, "The tomb within the tomb is a big taboo in geomantic omen, but maybe the two tombs are neighbors. If the neighbors get along well, there is no big taboo. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. After we entered through the door of Liao's tomb, due to some For some reason, he did not enter the Liao tomb, but went to his neighbor's house, which is a Han tomb."

It seems a bit interesting, but in a Fengshui treasure cave, the two tombs happen to be divided into half of one person, so the possibility is very small.In any case, it was still a way of thinking. I said, "You mean there is a mechanism in the tomb? We accidentally activated the mechanism, failed to enter the expected tomb, but bumped into another Han tomb by mistake?"

The fat man nodded, went to look at Poker Bottle again, and said, "But my brother is an expert in mechanisms, so it's difficult to hide this mechanism from my brother, what do you think?"

Poker-Face was noncommittal, looking at the "2 agencies, neighbors" written by the fat man on the ground, seeming thoughtful.

I was about to let the fat man continue, but the fourth child suddenly said leisurely: "By the way, you are going this way, is the direction right?"

I frowned. There is only one passage down the tomb, and there is no other direction at all. I said, "Whatever direction, there is only one passage. It is still straight, without even a bend."

The fourth child said: "I'll just think about it, I know it's not like you."

I was about to refute, but the fourth child continued in a serious manner: "But what if these two neighbors are not next to each other, but opposite each other?"

When the fat man heard this, he slapped his thigh suddenly, and said, "Fuck, brother, you are really talented, I didn't even think of it, fat man."

I thought to myself that you two met each other and hated to go late, what's the situation at the opposite door.But when I thought about it again, I suddenly felt scalp numbness.

I said with some uncertainty: "If it's not 'next to', but 'opposite door', then we are actually completely..."

"It's the wrong way." Fatty said.

This is a joke, but thinking about it, when we saw the door of the tomb, we subconsciously thought it was outside the door. Could it be that we were inside the door when Poker-Face and I saw it?I thought of the complicated tunnels under the old house. Could it be that those are the tomb passages of the Liao tomb?And the gate of the white marble tomb we turned over is the gate of the Han tomb?

This series of questions exploded in my mind. If this is really the case, then what kind of tomb did the people in the village enter decades ago? Which tomb is it?All the information was originally messy and disorderly, but now it suddenly becomes twice as disorderly and disorderly, I have some bad premonitions.

Seeing that we were not talking, the fourth child said, "I just said it casually, not necessarily haha."

I glanced at him and said, "Shut up and block your mind." Although I didn't testify, it is indeed possible, and I think I have to be more careful about what this kid says in the future.

The fat man said, "What's the matter? Is there any point in continuing the discussion?"

I turned back to look at the fat man, and said, "Didn't you say to provide a general direction first, and then analyze the specifics, we both said it, it's up to you." The fat man is also a big brain, maybe he can say something.I can't help but look at Poker Bottle, hoping that Poker Bottle can stop our guess in time to break through the atmosphere and reach Mars.Then it's not a brain hole, it's a wormhole.

But Poker-Face also looked at me, as if he didn't think so.That's right, after all, Poker-Face has never bothered to laugh at other people's ideas, he only needs to give a look at the critical moment: it's all nonsense, follow me, that's enough.

The fat man raised the small bronze bottle and said seriously, "If you ask me, this may be a trick."

I looked at the fat man, this is not a question of brain hole, I feel that we are not on the same channel.I was puzzled, and said: "It's still the bone spirit."

The fat man narrowed his eyes: "Master, you are being naughty again."

The fourth child patted me and said: "Don't interrupt, I think the idea of ​​the second senior brother is very interesting."

I looked at Poker Bottle, well, his supernatural senior brother is still calm, I said: "Then you say, the premise is reliability."

The fat man looked around the three of us and said, "What you both said just now is to establish a connection between the Liao Tomb and the Han Tomb. You are naive, you mean that the two can actually be combined into one, as long as the Liao Tomb The owner can accept the burial objects of the Han tomb. As for the fourth junior brother, in terms of spatial relationship, these two tombs are completely irrelevant but next to or facing each other. I guess little brother, you can also think of the possibility that I mentioned, brother." The fat man said, his eyes fell on Poker-Face's face, and he said, "Actually, there is a simpler idea, neither of them thought of it, you said yes no."

Poker bottle and the fat man looked at each other, but did not answer the fat man's words.He has never expressed his opinion, but I always feel that Poker Bottle is not out of ideas, nor is he waiting to give a final look to laugh at us, but is waiting for us to find something.

The fat man stopped asking, and continued: "Have you ever thought about it, maybe the connection between the two is not created by the two themselves, but by a third party. This tomb itself is the mysterious first place. The three of them created a blindfold."