[Bottle Evil] The Old Mansion's Strange Story

Do you still remember the smoking cessation story in the main text? This was the specific situation at that time XD

before the main story.

When I got to the door of the house, I lowered my head and sniffed the collar of my clothes carefully. After confirming that there was no smell, I took out the key and opened the door.

This action is outrageous when you think about it. It seems to be a necessary inspection before the husband who is having an affair enters the house. In fact, it is true, except that my "affair" is smoke.

About a month ago, I vowed to Poker Ping that I would quit smoking. I had already done this once. At that time, my plan had not yet been completed, so I quit it simply for the health of my lungs.But then the troubles settled down, and all my friends and buddies I was with regularly smoked, and I "relapsed" again, but much more restrained than before.It's just that recently I still feel that it is better to quit completely.

Poker-Face had just woken up, and suddenly raised his eyelids to look at me, then nodded obviously.Seeing that he rarely expressed his opinion on something, I got a little excited, and asked him for supervision, Poker-Face squinted his eyes again, and said solemnly, "Okay."

I was a little skeptical, did he dislike me for smoking for a long time, and when he heard that I wanted to quit, he just helped me like this.

However, within a month of quitting smoking, I realized that the help of Poker Bottle is a bit cruel.

Poker bottle is a person with strong self-control. In his mind, in a certain environment or period, some things must never be done, and some things must be done. He will never be tainted by the things that cannot be done. , and no matter how tempting this matter is, it cannot make him waver.So I guess if Boyouping quits smoking, he must quit as soon as he says he wants to, and there is no need for supervision at all.

But I'm different. In this stable day, I don't have his perverted self-control anymore.And my original plan was to proceed step by step, first gradually reduce the number of times I vape, and then achieve the goal of quitting completely.But Boyouping is obviously using his own standards to demand me, pinch once at home, if I have smoked outside, if he finds out when I come back, I will be treated coldly.

This person doesn't say anything, but a look of "I found out you smoke" will also embarrass me.

I thought I was just doing it, and I mentioned it to him, but this black-faced god was really serious.

Today I went out to talk about business. The other party was an old acquaintance. We hadn’t seen each other for a long time. He was an old smoker. I couldn’t help but pick up the cigarettes when he handed me one. The two chatted while smoking, having a great time.I didn't realize it until I was about to go home. His mother smelled of cigarettes. This is not the rhythm to be provocative.

I didn't know whether to say I was witty or stupid, so I turned to the shop and changed my clothes there.When I left in the morning, Poyouping probably went for a run, anyway, I probably don't know which outfit I'm wearing.

Li Cuo took the coat I had changed, and looked at me secretly for a long time with sideways eyes. I turned his head so that he faced me, and said threateningly: "There are some things that are not good for you if you find out. Don't be curious, and don't talk too much. Do you understand?"

Li Cu silently rolled up my clothes, blinked his eyes, and replied to me: "Don't worry, I will destroy the evidence of your cheating for you, and I will never tell Brother Zhang, and then, can I add some bonuses." After speaking, he stretched out his hand.

"There's no way!" I snatched back the clothes and decided to go home and "destroy" them myself.

He kept saying that he admired Zhang the male god the most, this stinky brat who is ungrateful for profit, is mad at me to death.

I turned around to leave, and Li Cu was still behind pretending to call Poker Fing to make a small report, which was really funny, because Poker Fing's cell phone had run out of battery last time and hadn't been charged, to scare anyone.

When I thought of this, I couldn't help laughing, and I just pushed open the door, so I faced Poker Bottle standing at the door with a silly smile.

It's not that we have a tacit understanding, this time just happens to be the time when we should go out for a walk every night.

go out, walk the dog...

I lowered my head, and sure enough, Brother Xiaoman was excited when he saw me come back.I raised my head again, and there was a second of doubt on Poker Ping's face, but he recovered quickly, and said calmly, "Go out again."

In fact, I don’t really want to go out. I’ve been outside all day today, I’m a little tired now, and I’m anxious to take a shower and “destroy” the evidence, so I responded vaguely.

Poker-Face looked at me, turned slightly to motion for me to enter the room, I stepped in, and then Poker-Face led Brother Xiaoman out.

I looked at the back of a man and a dog, and let out a silly laugh, these two old things are finally willing to live in harmony.

Brother Xiaoman sent it more than half a month ago. My second uncle was going back to his hometown in Changsha, and he didn't feel at ease to hand over the dog to anyone, so he just sent it to me.

It was a good show when Brother Xiaoman first met him.

I told my little brother in advance that the dog would be taken over for a few days, but I forgot to tell Brother Xiaoman that my house now has another male owner. Brother Xiaoman entered the house excitedly, just in time to see him sitting on the sofa looking at the ceiling.

Brother Xiao Man exploded on the spot. He came to my house, so he naturally remembered that I lived alone.Suddenly a big living person appeared. I don’t know if Brother Xiaoman regards Ponyoufeng as a thief, or if he is jealous that Ponyyoufeng has taken up his favorite place. .

When Poker-Face saw that the dog was also "not a good dog", he couldn't help frowning slightly.

I don't know what kind of eye contact was made between the person and the dog at that moment. Brother Xiao Man suddenly barked twice, while Poker Face clenched his fists.

When I saw it, I quickly grabbed the dog's leash and squatted down to appease Brother Xiaoman.Brother Xiaoman is very loyal to me, and behaves well in all aspects, but his temper is a bit arrogant. Even my friends, he has seen it, such as Fatty Xiaohua and others, it is difficult to catch his dog's eyes, let him approach Already good.

As for Poker Ping, he appeared out of thin air to Brother Xiaoman, and was still in such a private place as my house, so he was on guard for a while.After I persuaded him a few times, Brother Xiaoman finally felt relieved, licked my hand, and sat down obediently.

In order to further reassure him and accept Poker Ping, I went to Poker Ping again, put my arms around his shoulders and pretended to be very intimate. Sure enough, Brother Xiaoman tilted his head, stuck out his tongue and began to rest.

I tilted my head to look at Poker Bottle, and he also completely relaxed, his eyebrows stretched, and the look in his eyes that looked at Brother Xiaoman returned to that indifferent, I looked at his face at a close distance, and suddenly wanted to kiss him.In that way, Brother Xiaoman will definitely be able to see that this is not an enemy, but a "relative", but whether Poker Ping will beat me is another matter. If he wants to beat me, Brother Xiaoman will definitely come to rescue me, so they again There was going to be a fight, so I held back.

After the "trench" of the first meeting was resolved, I thought everything would be all right, but I didn't expect Brother Xiaoman to be a little narrow-minded, this dog is really going to become a genius.

In the first few days, on the surface, it maintained a harmonious relationship with the little brother who worked together, ah no, shared a room, but always played tricks to squeeze the oily bottle.For example, I will print dog paw prints on the clothes that Poker Fing has replaced, sneak into the room where Poker Fever lives, and tear and bite the sheets and pillows. I still look very innocent when I catch him, even if he beats him, he scolds him. I can't understand either.

But in fact, I found it very interesting. I didn't expect the dog to be very jealous. It must have thought that I was too nice to Poker, so it was secretly revenge, tsk tsk.

Porky Bottle naturally doesn't care about dogs, and "swallows his breath" until I start to feel distressed.

Until one time, I was gesturing with Poker Face in the living room, and I wanted him to teach me a grappling move. The two of us got into the show for a while, but Brother Xiaoman, who had just finished dinner at the rice bowl, came over when he heard the sound. When Poker Bottle was locking my arms, it exploded.

It doesn't understand that we are practicing. It must think that the villain who has been undercover by my side has finally shown his true form, so it finally has a chance to be a heroic Savior.

Brother Xiaoman rushed over and brought a gust of wind, I secretly thought that something was wrong, I quickly shouted to let it hold its claws!But Brother Xiao Man had already rushed towards Poker Bottle, baring his teeth, which startled me.

What surprised me even more was that Poker-Face pushed me, then stretched out his hand while dodging, and he pinched the back of Brother Xiaoman's neck almost in the air.

"Win or lose" points, Brother Xiaoman groaned, and was pinched and passed out just like me back then.

The living room was instantly quiet.I stayed for a while, then blurted out: "You pay for my dog."

Poker-Face clicked his tongue, squatted down to take a look, and explained that he just fainted.I said "oh" and squatted down, so the two of us squatted around the dog and waited for the dog to wake up.

Facts have proved that I am really not as good as a dog. Brother Xiaoman woke up within a few minutes, and groaned a few times and rubbed towards me, as if he was afraid of getting bored. I sighed and had to comfort him again.

After that day, Brother Xiaoman stopped making petty moves, and stepped aside vigilantly when Pokerfing approached.I was amused in my heart, but I felt sorry for it, so in order to ease the relationship between humans and dogs, I suggested that we all go for a walk after dinner and share a harmonious half hour.Sure enough, half a month later, Brother Xiaoman finally accepted the reality that Poker Bottle has become its second owner, and there are subtle signs of starting to please him and neglect me...

But these days we went out every night, and I led both people and dogs, one on the left and one on the right, which was really cool.

I thought about these things while taking a bath, and laughed at myself again. I don't know if the after-dinner walk they spent together alone this time was pleasant or not.

I was thinking, when I heard the door open, I knew they had come back.After a while, I suddenly heard Brother Xiaoman yelling, followed by Pokerfing’s footsteps. I don’t know what Brother Xiaoman wants to eat or what request he has. In short, Pokerfing will help him solve it, and I can continue Take a bath with peace of mind.

However, I was humming a song and rubbing bubbles when the bathroom door was pushed open.

I looked over immediately, and saw Poker Ping standing at the door with a cold face, looking straight at me.

I was stunned for a moment, and I didn't know why I subconsciously pulled the bath towel to cover my body, and stammered, "Look, what are you looking at?"

I thought to myself that Boyouping wouldn't be so anxious to urinate that he would come in without saying hello, oh yes, he probably doesn't know that I'm taking a shower, the water will be turned off, so I can't hear it.But you went to pee, surprised by my good figure?Do you think you are better?

We stared at each other for a few seconds, and when my mind started to go astray and I thought that Poker Finger was thinking something bad, Pony Oil Ping suddenly said, "You smoked a lot today."

Damn, my heart said no, the smell of smoke left on my body dissipated after taking a shower?What kind of international joke is this.I thought to myself that Boyouping would never smell it, so I sternly denied it: "No."

Poker bottle narrowed his eyes slightly, with a dangerous expression on his face, and then opened the door wider.

For a moment, I almost vomited blood.

I saw a black dog's face squeezed in, Brother Xiao Man let out a low bark from his throat, holding the clothes I secretly hid in the bedroom quilt in his mouth, which was my clothes that smelled of smoke.

Now I was speechless, all the physical evidence was searched, and the man and the dog blocked the door of the bathroom, aggressively.I was still naked, and I was forced to have no way to retreat, nowhere to escape, so I had to admit my guilt obediently in my heart, but I refused to accept it: "Look again, I'm going to call the police."

Brother Xiaoman put down his clothes, and one person and one dog slammed the door out, very unrestrained.

I don't worry about conflicts between humans and dogs anymore. The people and dogs in my family who didn't live under the fence and eat and drink consciously have evolved from dislike to each other to working together. It's really amazing.

But I didn't arrange this by myself, I sighed, and scolded myself for my kindness while rubbing my clothes.

END

Actually, I don't know much about dogs... If Brother Xiaoman is ooc, he can be a cat, after all, I am a cat star... (