Is it really a good man to transcend into the women's text to engage in gay sex? !

A shy and timid.

After this scene, Yue Xiaobai suddenly felt that his three views were ruined.Although I understand that this is the world of female venerables, but because Yue Mobai has been rectifying the Demon Cult before, and Meng Tianyuan who stays by his side is so in line with the standards of men in their world - he looks like a man and can Beaten.Suddenly seeing the true appearance of this world, he realized that it was him who was really wrong for this world.Looking at it now, the Devil's Cult is really a greenhouse, at least it doesn't make him feel like he's being struck by lightning, and he doesn't have the danger of getting goosebumps all over the ground.Thinking of this, he suddenly felt some admiration for Lan Yalian, who fell in love with so many men from the very beginning, there was no adaptation period at all! !As expected of a Mary Sue background! !

The link over there has already entered. You feed me wine and I squeeze my shoulders, and you tease me and wink at me. This kind of naked show of affection is still 3P, please don’t do it in a public place like the lobby, okay? !Close the door, whether it's a whip candle or a bundled play, it's up to you! !When Yue Xiaobai was about to spit out his breakfast, someone said something to the grown-up, and the woman turned her head and looked in his direction.Then the whole plot turned straight down, rushing towards the dog blood eight o'clock stall without looking back.

"Yo~Qiuhua, why didn't you tell me when did you come here with such a stunning beauty?" His eyes were glued to Yue Xiaobai's body and he couldn't go on.

"What?" Qiu Hua looked over, her face changed when she saw that it was Yue Xiaobai: "My lord, this is not from our building, you don't..."

"It's not from your building? That's easier, come and invite this young master to the house."

"No, no!" Qiu Hua hastily blocked all the guards: "Look at my memory, this newcomer can't always remember. Isn't he just here? I'm afraid I won't spoil your interest. Why don't you come back the next day after you've been trained?"

"It's okay, I just like fierce horses." As he spoke, he was about to pounce on Yue Xiaobai while drooling.

Yue Xiaobai was also calm, and the two villains in his heart fought for a while.One said that he could be killed with a whip.One said that the imperial court ordered an official to kill this Yihong Courtyard, which was definitely over.Let’s finish playing after playing. Anyway, it’s so ruined. What about so many people? In the future, you will raise them and feed them white rice?Just as Yue Xiaobai was thinking about what angle to pull over and make up some pretentious lines to make the other party believe that he is just a small character who is idle in the world, it would not be more appropriate to come here to watch and have nothing to do with Yihongyuan At that time, Meng Tianyuan finally found him.Well, it's better not to fight if one of us is hurt.Besides, if there is one more person, wouldn't it be two heroes and two evil spirits?

When Yue Xiaobai spoke again, his voice was much thinner, and Meng Tianyuan was pressed against the wall with a wall dong.First, I cast aside the fact that my height is flawed, and then I said: "Yo~ the young master is finally willing to come out? But I have to wait so hard for my lady. The clothes of my lady are specially made for you. Are you moved?"

With a stiff face, Yue Xiaobai did a long time of psychological construction in his heart so as not to bite his tongue, and winked desperately to get Meng Tianyuan to cooperate.However, the person in front of him was completely out of shape, and he was completely dumbfounded.After being stunned for a long time, he said helplessly, "Master, please stop making trouble."

Maybe it was because Yue Xiaobai didn't look like a woman at all, that adult didn't believe it at all, and was still rushing towards him.At this moment, Yue Xiaobai really doesn't know whether he should be happy or sad that he looks like such a man.He pulled Meng Tianyuan's collar neatly and kissed him, gnawing his lips and teeth entangled for a while, Yue Xiaobai felt that he could really bend over.Others are curvy because they don't have women, but he is forced to be crooked because of a woman throwing himself on him, which shows how terrifying this world is.

When Mr. Zheng saw this scene, his face turned dark immediately, and he bawled: "A woman disguised as a man, no matter how good-looking she is, she is perverted. The taste is so bad."

No matter how ugly the first sentence sounds, Yue Xiaobai admits it, but he can't stand the second half.Immediately staring back: "Hey, what's wrong with my man? This height, this figure, is better than everyone here!"

As soon as he said this, not only did the women look at him like he was crazy, but also the people around him looked like he hadn't taken his medicine.All of them have the look of "Why is there something wrong with my brain when I look so good-looking? What a pity".

Damn, I want to destroy this world.For the first time since crossing over, Yue Xiaobai has a sense of historical mission as the leader of the Demon Cult.

"Okay, leader." Meng Tianyuan immediately embraced him in his arms and protected him from behind.If this goes on like this, we must fight.

Chapter 18

"I'm so mad!" Yue Xiaobai finally broke out as soon as he returned to the room.Spinning wildly around the table.Not to mention that he has been ruined today, he still has to suffer this kind of treatment, which is simply unbearable.By the way, what did Yue Mobai do when he was angry?Oh yes, throw something.Yue Xiaobai picked up the porcelain cup on the table, stared at it for a while, took a sip of water and put it down again.Forget it, the one with cracked ice looks strangely expensive.

Turning his head to look at Meng Tianyuan who had no emotion on his face, Yue Xiaobai asked incomprehensibly, "Aren't you angry?"

"It's no big deal, I'm used to it." Meng Tianyuan looked over and said, "After all, my mother has no daughters under her knees, and I was raised as a girl since I was a child." After talking about it, his face changed slightly, and he looked at Yue Xiaobai worriedly.

"Don't worry, I haven't mentioned your mother to the point where I'm going to get angry." Yue Xiaobai knew what Meng Tianyuan was worried about, and was a little upset while being moved.Walking over and staring into the man's eyes, he said seriously: "Now we are lovers, not some kind of master and servant. Well, on the surface, master and servant are lovers in secret. You don't have to be so careful, I'm not weak." Yue Mobai is the stronger one Temper, it's no wonder why he gets angry when he is treated like a weak person.Yue Xiaobai suddenly understood where the urge to swing the whip came from.

"But..." Meng Tianyuan was still a little uncertain.

Without giving him a chance to moan, Yue Xiaobai simply ignored him.He opened the door and walked out to find Qiuhua.If you have an idea, you have to do it. Those who dare to look down on him and his family's men will definitely take revenge one by one.

So the next day, Yichun Hospital closed down.Early in the morning, all the princes walked to the hall tremblingly as if they were pregnant with the help of their own servants.I'm afraid that others will not know how vigorous his benefactor was last night.Yue Xiaobai's eyes hurt from seeing it.

Although he didn't know what Yue Xiaobai was going to do, he was brought by Guardian Zuo after all, so Qiuhua couldn't neglect him too much.Besides, he had a vague feeling that this person had a lot of background. Since Zuo Hufa didn't object, he didn't mind letting Yue Xiaobai mess around.It's just that although he, the person in charge, has no objections, the people below are not so happy.

Yue Xiaobai faintly heard someone talking about something, "Isn't Qiu Bo the one who presides over the assembly, why is there a different person today?" "Did you see that it was him." "I said why is his character so rude? It turned out to be a woman. "It's really shameless to do that kind of thing in public yesterday." "Oh, I'm staring at you."

Yue Xiaobai, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as a bunch of sissies.

The veins on his forehead twitched again and again, and Yue Xiaobai said, "I think everyone is very puzzled about who I am and why I am able to stand here? Are you also very dissatisfied in your heart? But..." Bared a mouthful of white teeth : "It's useless to refuse to accept it, and I won't tell you who I am."

As soon as the words of the oiran came out, seeing the complexion of the people below suddenly changed, each of them opened their mouths to protest, Yue Xiaobai said again: "But I have the right to decide who the oiran is." This sentence successfully filled everyone's dissatisfaction back .

Hearing this, Qiuhua looked at Meng Tianyuan next to her in shock, but the latter just nodded helplessly.The meaning of letting go couldn't be more obvious.

Yue Xiaobai curled up his mouth, moved a stool and sat casually on the stage in the hall.He had heard about the oiran.After Mi Huafeng, the two most likely to become the next oiran are Rong Xi and Shuang Yi from yesterday.No matter in terms of qualifications, skills or popularity, the two people are on par, and recently they are fighting each other precisely because of the competition for the oiran.Originally, Yue Xiaobai had no interest in this kind of thing. At the beginning, he just planned to check the account and leave, but whoever let these guys dirty his eyes, if he didn't kill them, his surname would not be Yue! !

"Of course, Oiran, everyone has a possibility." Yue Xiaobai put on the face of a black-hearted star scout abducting and selling small fresh meat: "Don't think that you are not as good as others, so you dare not think about it, dare not compete. Every Everyone has a dream, if you don’t work hard, what’s the point in life?!” The eyes are sincere and the tone is passionate, and it’s short of a sentence, “Listen to my father’s words, sooner or later I’ll be promoted, raise my salary, marry a rich second generation, and reach the pinnacle of life.”

Most of the male prostitutes below are usually beaten to death by Rong Xi and Shuang Yi, the oiran dare not think about such things at all, and they are a little moved after hearing Yue Xiaobai's words.

"What do you mean by that?"The man in apricot yellow walked over through the crowd.

Well, I finally couldn't help but be willing to come out.Seeing the unconvinced Rong Xiyue Xiaobai below, she couldn't help but sneered inwardly as if she had seen the original Lian Yanshang.As the saying goes, those who are too crazy don't live long.

"Although I don't know who Your Excellency is, it's a bit beyond my power to point fingers at the courtyard with my shallow knowledge, right?" The man's eyes seemed to be on fire, full of passion and power at the same time. Disdain: "The selection of the oiran is just an established internal matter. Since it is an established matter, why should you bother with it? There is no need to discuss it in the open."

"My lord's words are wrong." Faced with such sarcasm and sarcasm, Yue Xiaobai was also annoyed, and said unhurriedly: "Oiran is not only a famous name, but also represents the entire Yihong Academy. No matter how you say it, everyone should give it to you." Everyone is convinced."

"Heh~ Convinced?" Rong Xi rolled her eyes lightly, and looked around: "Are any of you dissatisfied?"

A group of people are silent.

"Brother is so bold." Shuang Yi who didn't know when she was standing in the distance looked over indifferently: "It is an established matter when it is said by everyone. There is no reason for a person to yell here."

"you!"

"So, Mr. Shuangyi agrees with me?" Yue Xiaobai looked over, his eyes getting darker.Sometimes, the more harmless this kind of guy looks, the more we should be careful.

Shuangyi didn't say anything, she glanced over and then shifted her gaze, not knowing where to look.

"Then what's your opinion?" Yue Xiaobai looked at the crowd, and seeing everyone's hesitant expressions, he simply jumped off the stage and grabbed a servant.

It happened to be the one he cried that day, and now seeing Yue Xiaobai kept shrinking behind his master, Yue Xiaobai forcefully pulled him out.The one who pulled people said: "Look, how can you be discovered by always standing behind others? You need to show your goodness. Have some confidence in yourself."

"But..." The little servant trembled even as he spoke, "I'm just a servant..."

"What's wrong with the servant?" Yue Xiaobai really wanted to say that your last oiran was still my servant, but he held back.He just said: "Making the bed, doing laundry, cooking, can you ask these sons and daughters to know how to do it? If they are by their side for a long time, they need to comfort them when they are in a bad mood. Who is more reasonable than you? For ordinary people, Instead of finding a Buddha who is beautiful and knows nothing, I want to find you who are so caring." Although Yue Xiaobai's words are not gorgeous, and because of the perennial facial paralysis, it is impossible to be enthusiastic, But the good thing is to be honest: "Besides, even servants are classified into good and bad grades. Except for the oiran, you can also compete for the best servant, can't you?"

"Really?" A pair of star eyes looked over.

"Really." Yue Xiaobai nodded and looked at the people around him: "Everyone is equal and competes fairly. Do you have any objections to holding an oiran competition?"

How could there be any opinions, Yue Xiaobai suddenly felt that everyone looked at him differently.The light bulbs of hundreds of watts wanted to burn him blindly, as if he was some great leader and the savior of the people, and it seemed that a monument would be erected to confess him in the next second.Well, except for a few people.

"Okay, isn't it just a competition? I will win in the end sooner or later!" Rong Xi snorted coldly, turned her head and left.Looking at his back, Yue Xiaobai sneered: "It depends on you knowing what the competition is about."

When he turned around, he saw Meng Tianyuan looking at him meaningfully, and Yue Xiaobai wondered, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Meng Tianyuan regained his composure: "That's what you said to Feng'er when he was sent here before he became the oiran. Let him have self-confidence and don't feel that he has lost to anyone. Some nostalgia That's all."

"yes……"

The news of the oiran contest quickly spread in the city, attracting countless people to watch.It's just that the Yichun Institute has been closing its doors to make preparations for the past few days, and strictly prevents it from revealing any internal information.Relying on her connections, Lan Yalian wanted to go through the back door, but was thrown out by Yue Xiaobai herself.

"It seems that you are still a regular customer, and you are so proficient in walking through the back door." Looking down at the woman sitting on the ground, Yue Xiaobai suddenly felt sour and refreshed.Think about it in the original book, the brothels are all run by this kind of guy, and those who don't bring money to prostitutes live here.

"You, you, why are you here?" The head of the Xia family, who was full of ashes, stared at Yue Xiaobai.Yue Xiaobai felt that she had completely given up her reserve as a woman, and really didn't want to admit that the two of them were actually fellow villagers.

"This store is originally owned by the Demon Cult, why do you think the leader is here?" Yue Xiaobai looked completely idiotic.

"Why didn't the leader tell his subordinates when he came to the sub-forum in person? So that the subordinates can prepare for it." Mi Huafeng still looked at Yue Xiaobai with those naturally affectionate eyes, as if she didn't want to help his wife up at all.

Yue Xiaobai can't always say "Because I know that if I meet you, there will be a lot of trouble, and I don't know you very well, so I don't want to see you", I can only pick the corner of my mouth and let out a hehe, and I don't even bother to deal with it look.

"Wait, donkey, where did I offend you? Why does it feel like you're always looking at me so badly?" Lan Yalian protested.

"It's your illusion."

"No, it's definitely not an illusion. You can see that all the other guests were thrown out, but I was thrown out!"

Yue Xiaobai squinted at Lan Yalian and said with disgust, "I obviously wanted to save some face for you so I didn't say anything. Why should I be so shameless?"

"..."

"Actually, it's not impossible for you to enter if you want." Yue Xiaobai put on a sinister smile with her shoulders wrapped around her shoulders: "If you give me the money, I'll let you in."

"Okay, I'll give you as much as you want." Lan Yalian agreed without saying a word.

"...That's what you said." Xiaobai suddenly felt very unfulfilled when it was so easy to get on the moon.How did this IQ get into the harem?

"Master!" Mi Huafeng, who was next to her, yelled worriedly: "My wife is just joking, please..."

"Don't worry, I won't vacate the Xia family." Yue Xiaobai interrupted Mi Huafeng with an expression of "Sure enough, the water thrown by the married guardian": "If that's the case, Xia Lingyou won't fight me desperately." "Besides, the long-term interests of the Xia family are much more useful than temporary money.

Upon hearing this, coupled with Yue Xiaobai's expression, Mi Huafeng suddenly felt like he had fallen out of favor—although he seemed to have fallen out of favor a long time ago, the sense of fall was definitely not that big.Just at this time, a few servants who were responsible for the layout of the building came to ask Yue Xiaobai for instructions, and they yelled at Yue Xiaobai, making him jealous.

"In fact, I can continue to be the oiran!" As soon as the words came out, everyone around looked over.

"Feng'er, didn't you agree to guard me?" This was Lan Yalian with a hurt face.

"No, don't bother." This is Yue Xiaobai who has a bad feeling.

"Really, as long as it's for you, Feng'er can do anything!" Mi Huafeng grabbed Shangyue Xiaobai's sleeve and said loudly: "Even if it's a competition, Feng'er will not be inferior to them!"

"..."

There was a dead silence around, Yue Xiaobai opened his mouth and was about to say something, when he heard a louder voice from the side: "Come on, you've been pregnant at such an age, why should an old man run for office?" Oiran?!"

I saw Yan Ji'er rushing towards Yue Xiaobai like a hot wheel - he was pulled and did not escape.

The young man looked up at Yue Xiaobai with big innocent eyes and said, "Hey, if I become an oiran, can Brother Yue like me?"

Yue Xiaobai was too lazy to ask you why you are here, so he said weakly, "Who told you that I would like you if I became the oiran?"

"But isn't it because he is the oiran that you slept with him?!" Yan Ji'er pointed at Mi Huafeng and said in a voice that everyone around could hear clearly.

Well, black history, you don't need to guess to know that Meng Lianying, who suffered a thousand dollars, told him.Xiaobai wrote down this account.

"Tsk, what a pity for a young brat who doesn't know anything." Mi Huafeng was obviously blown away by Yan Ji'er's words just now, completely speechless: "Let me tell you, the leader and I both Having developed that kind of relationship, it naturally proves that I have the qualifications to be the oiran. I am fully deserved to be the oiran! How high is the vision of the leader, how could he have a crush on you. "

"Heh, as long as I become the oiran, it will prove that I am better than you! What are you proud of when you are about to be replaced?!"

"You! You let go!" began to pull aside.

"It's you who should let go!" Pulling to the other side.

Yue Xiaobai, who was being dragged around, suddenly felt that something terrible would happen dramatically and predictably in this scene.Before he could figure it out, he heard a thud, and half of the sleeves on both sides were pulled off...

The scene became silent again for a while, and there was even some indescribable dead silence.In such a scene, Yue Xiaobai took advantage of his cold face and calmly waved at the guard: "Get these two out of here for me."

As soon as he turned his head after speaking, he saw Meng Tianyuan not far away who seemed to have been watching from the beginning to the end. The whole person was almost Spartan.

"No, that... I..." Yue Xiaobai stammered for a long time with his mouth open, his whole mind was befuddled.How to explain to my own man who was NTRed on the spot that he was not as innocent as he saw? !This kind of thing can't be explained at all, okay!

As a result, Meng Tianyuan didn't look like his lover was cheating at all, he looked at this side calmly, and showed a puzzled expression at Yue Xiaobai's tongue-tied expression.Seeing this scene, Yue Xiaobai felt that he couldn't get better.What about being jealous? !Even if you are ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable, you will be fine!Kneel down and beg not to look like you have nothing to do with yourself, okay? !

Yue Xiaobai comforted herself in her heart with a dull face: It’s okay, since it’s a woman here, it’s normal for the gays here to hug and make out like their lesbians, it’s not easy to see what’s wrong, it’s okay ...It's okay, you ghost! !This is all a confession of the love history and black history of going to bed. Only a fool will think that they are nothing!

Yue Xiaobai, who had just left the ranks of single dogs for a few days, suddenly felt a deep emotional crisis and was smeared with some kind of unspeakable malice.

Chapter 19

The oiran contest was finally held in full swing.The scale is not small, but there are only a few young masters in the Yichun Courtyard, and most of them are women who come to watch.Seeing that the general public is so enthusiastic about the development of this kind of erotic business, Yue Xiaobai can only sigh: ancient pornography, gambling, drugs, and so on are really unattended.

As judges and investors, Yan Xiufeng and Xia Lingyou, the masters of the Yan family, were sitting in the first row in front of the stage, next to Mi Huafeng, the former oiran who was strictly rejected by Yue Xiaobai to join the competition and could only serve as a referee— —An authority figure, by any measure.

"It's not fair! Why can't I sit in the first row since I'm the head of the Xia family now?!" Lan Yalian, who thought she could see beauties and hug left and right in the best position, was pushed backstage to work as a coolie, said. protest.

"Because I'm doing business with Xia Lingyou." Yue Xiaobai didn't look at her at all: "You're a good-for-nothing who snatched the position of Patriarch, but you're ashamed to say it. If you have the ability, go to the Xia's shop and ask if they know each other." You still know Xia Lingyou."

"..." Lan Yalian was silent, and rarely said with a downcast: "Am I really useless?"

Yue Xiaobai turned her head to look at her, but it was rare that she didn't go back with sarcasm, and said in a comforting tone: "With such a good husband, you have a lot of opportunities to take your time." After all, she is a girl who has traveled through a normal society. It's good to have no crash in such an environment.Here is a woman, and the requirements for women are as strict as men.Do you really think that everyone who travels through has their own cheats and Gongdou skills?He was in a daze for several days when he just time traveled.

Lan Yalian looked up blankly at Yue Xiaobai, who was kind to her - well, although she still had a little facial paralysis, it was not easy for her not to have a cold face! !All of a sudden, he jumped up and howled: "Oh, donkey, you are still sympathetic to me!! Ugh!!" Then he was kicked mercilessly and his body stiffened and fell down.

Yue Xiaobai patted the non-existing ashes on his sleeves with a sullen face, stepped on the woman who was rolling on the ground covering her lower body, and said words full of razor blades: "If you dare to do it again in the future When it happens, I will kick your cock to pieces so that you can no longer be a man, you know, you know?!"

Lan Yalian nodded quickly with tears in her eyes.

With a cold snort, Yue Xiaobai withdrew his feet, and said to a group of young masters next to him, "In the future, when you meet someone like this, just do what I do. Do you understand? It's my fault."

Seeing that Qiu Hua, who was about to take the stage to host, was in a cold sweat.This is a brothel, hey, you teach them to treat customers like this, will they still be able to do business in the future?

Trembling, she ran onto the stage, facing the gazes of countless people, Qiuhua took out the manuscript Yue Xiaobai had given him and read it: "In order to thank all benefactors for their kindness to Yichun Courtyard over the years, and to provide you with a more Comfortable, safe, and pleasant service environment. With the goal of improving the service strength and master level of the building, and expanding the business scale, we strive to let all patrons achieve the enjoyment experience of the unity of body and mind, and cultivate representative, responsible, and responsible Affinity and reflects the overall level, atmosphere and quality of the Yichun Academy, the new generation of oirans. The first oiran competition is now starting." I flipped through the manuscript: "This competition is sponsored by Yan and Xia. Fair and open competition concept. Please follow the order and don’t be crowded. Those who support you are also invited to go to the designated area to cheer and cheer. Those who cause trouble for no reason will be dealt with as a public display. Thank you for your cooperation. The first competition—” Qiuhua froze for a moment when she saw the name, then cast a strange glance at Yue Xiaobai in the distance and continued, "You can eat the game."

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar.Even the young masters had dumbfounded faces.The pre-competition events are kept absolutely secret, only Yue Xiaobai, who made the test, knows, and at most there will be another man from his family, Meng Tianyuan.

"Rules of the competition: All the princes draw lots separately, and eat the food in the jar according to the number written on the lot. Only those who can eat the food without changing their expressions and can tell the flavor of it will pass the test."

The comparison is not the usual poems and songs, nor is it the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, nor is it a performance or seeing who has more supporters.This caught the young masters who had carefully prepared in private a little unprepared.However, there was still a brave person who stepped forward to draw lots first, but screamed out as soon as the jar was opened.Seeing the young man with a pale face covering his mouth and nose with his sleeve and retreating far away, Qiu Hua stepped forward to check, only to find that the jar contained stinky tofu.

"This..." Turning his head to look at Yue Xiaobai in the distance, he obviously meant to blame him.

Facing the eyes of the teacher looking at the students as if he didn't do his homework, Yue Xiaobai pushed Meng Tianyuan out without shame.The person who was pushed took a few steps forward and came into the public's sight, and explained: "As a profession of serving everyone, male prostitutes have to face many different customers, and there are not a few of them eating with customers. Different The guests will naturally have different tastes, and it is inevitable that there will be some special preferences. The core of this competition is to understand and tolerate the unique preferences of the guests, dare to try, and be able to feel the unique flavor. Only in this way can we better Let the guests feel genuinely happy when eating. If there is really no special preference in food among you, we will cancel this game immediately."

There was a moment of silence in the audience, and suddenly someone in the crowd shouted loudly: "I, I! I hate to like to eat stinky tofu, but I never dare to say it because I am afraid that the young masters will dislike it."

"I like to eat bitter melon." Another said.

"I love chili on its own."

"Cold coriander!"

"Tut tsk tsk." Yue Xiaobai, who was watching in the background, couldn't help shaking his head: "These are some heavy tastes."

"Since you came up with the question, why didn't you go up and explain it?" Seeing Meng Tianyuan's face reciting, Shuang Yi, who appeared next to him at some point, couldn't help asking Yue Xiaobai.

Unexpectedly, this person would talk to him, Yue Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and said: "I'm going up, who will look at you?"

"..."

Although this statement is narcissistic and underwhelming, I have to admit that it is indeed true.Otherwise, there would be no such thing as the two major signs of Yichun Courtyard and the guests molesting Yue Xiaobai.Overwhelming in appearance, face is everything, no matter which world is so cruel.

In fact, the stinky tofu is not bad, you can put everything in that jar.Two bowls of tofu nao, one salty and one sweet, soy sauce with a strong taste, pancakes rolled with onion, ginger and garlic, sour and astringent wild vegetables, stir-fried oranges with green vegetables, braised bananas with pineapple, apple juice with soy sauce, etc.It just makes people want to cry, let alone swallow it and admire it again.

Rong Xi glanced at the raw meat in Shuangyi's jar next to her, then at her own seemingly normal pastries, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.But as soon as I took the first sip, tears came.

Looking at Rong Xi, who was trembling in the distance and wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit and could only swallow desperately, Meng Tianyuan asked strangely: "What did you put in there?"

"Mustard." Yue Xiaobai smiled with joy after getting revenge.

"..."

After finally going through the first match, quite a few people have already been brushed off, and all the ones left have ugly faces.

"The second round, the listening competition." Qiu Hua was too lazy to watch Yue Xiaobai: "This competition specially invites the old men and women in the neighborhood. Participants are required to talk to them for at least an hour, persist and be able to repeat the words Those who have the content will pass the test."

"The core of this competition is the ability to listen." Meng Tianyuan has already explained very consciously: "As an excellent male prostitute, one must not only provide physical needs for the guests who come to Yihong Courtyard, but also Emphasis on the spiritual. Listen to their cries and grievances, understand and comfort them. Only then can the guests stay happy physically and mentally. Do you have any objections?"

Who would have any objections, this kind of atmosphere of "he is so reasonable and I am speechless" enveloped almost everyone, obviously everyone was fooled.

"But I don't understand, why did you invite grandpa and aunt?" Qiu Hua was obviously the one who was fooled, and suddenly asked Yue Xiaobai humbly for advice.

"Who is the best chatterer in the neighborhood? Daddy and aunt. Who is the most patient with slurred ears and hard ears? Daddy and aunt. Speak sincerely without any evil intentions Who is it? Or grandpa and aunt.” Yue Xiaobai said meaningfully: “How important are grandpa and aunt.”

"I see." Cheng Cheng was fooled.

I have to say that the uncles and aunts really have a lot of topics.Some daughters who just got married are complaining about how bad their son-in-law treats her; The price of oil cakes on the opposite side has increased again and analyzed the unreasonable price increase of oil cakes; He was educating his son, why should a young man do this job, why don't he marry a good man and be a man, so he has no pursuit and so on.The strangest thing among them is that an old man who seems to be forgetful and deaf, told his son about the millet porridge he ate in the morning for an hour, and he couldn't even change the subject.

Usually chatting with benefactors is all about romance or nonsense, the sons who carry guns and go to battle have never experienced this, and they are immediately said to be one head and two big, and they want to cry without tears.

"The third game, appeasement match. Everyone draws lots to assign an animal, and use these animals to complete the corresponding task."

According to Yue Xiaobai, every guest is moody, and he must be good at trying to figure out their minds, judge their moods and thoughts from expressions and small movements, and be able to adapt accordingly.And animals can't speak, and it's hard to figure out their emotions.Using animals can best reflect a person's carefulness.Besides, caring people are the most popular, maybe a guest who has a pet at home can chat with them.

So, this game is completely a game of chicken and dog jumping.The one who cut the cat's paws was scratched, the one who bathed the dog was splashed with water, the one who groomed the chicken was scooped all over, the one who taught the starling to talk was called a fool, and the one who braided the horse's hair was slobbered all over his face , simply don't be too miserable.

Yue Xiaobai, who watched the whole process backstage, covered his stomach and buried his face on Meng Tianyuan's shoulder, shaking uncontrollably, holding back his laughter so much that he could hardly hold it back.When I raised my head, I couldn't laugh when I met the man staring at me blankly.He is definitely OOC, right? !Yue Mobai, who is ruthless on the surface and comes with a pretentious effect, is absolutely ruined by him!Ah Xi, it really is easy to be extremely happy and sad. Being a person should not be too arrogant and easy to suffer retribution.

Yue Xiaobai just wanted to say something to restore his noble and glamorous image, when Meng Tianyuan reached out to touch his face, and said softly: "I haven't seen such a real smile on your face for a long time. "That kind of eyes, as if seeing something similar to the white moonlight after many years, it seems to be touching a beam of light devoutly.A pair of black pupils are like the deepest night, thick and mysterious, it seems to be able to absorb the whole mind of a person.

Being watched by such eyes, Yue Xiaobai felt his brain froze for a moment.So the previous Yue Mobai was not a cold and gloomy face?What exactly did he go through to become what he is now...

Meng Tianyuan seemed to have finally realized what the situation was now, he was stunned for a moment and wanted to take his hand back, but Yue Xiaobai completely pulled him back.

"If you want to see it, I'll just smile for you from now on. Okay?" Yue Xiaobai looked at him, speaking very seriously, and smiling very softly.

The frozen Meng Tianyuan also slowly relaxed seeing Yue Xiaobai like this, and said softly, "Okay."

Lan Yalian, who had been watching by the side, just wanted to tease, "Hey, this is a public place, so don't abuse dogs openly, okay?" She was startled by Yue Xiaobai's dark eyes after turning her head.

The author has something to say: I know it is too much to treat girls like this, but please don't treat the heroine as a normal woman in a normal world.Even though I'm a rotten person, I definitely won't deliberately write female cannon fodder as bad or miserable.For those who feel uncomfortable with this plot, please forgive me.

Chapter 20

The next game is physical competition.Run around the whole city, and if you stick to it, you can pass the level.

I usually don't leave the door twice