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How can a dignified nobleman do such a vulgar thing?It's too embarrassing for the royal family to compete for potatoes from the countryside!It has spread to other countries! — Maria Theresa

After that "psychological counseling", the boss also became calmer, and the war caused by his impulsiveness has been delayed, and Roderich didn't care: "It's better to procrastinate like this, so as not to fight."

It's just that the continuous provocations from the enemy gave Roderich a headache.

"My uncle has teamed up with Saxon to attack Bo/Xia/Mia/Ya. If you don't want to be caught by this uncle's stuff and die, come and fight! If you don't come, you will be scolded as a coward! Signature: Waiting for a long time Gilbert"

Roderich tore the letter into pieces: "...I won't be fooled, just keep fighting! Without my order, no one can rush into battle!"

Joseph II was still a little worried: "If it is true as stated in the letter, we will be attacked from both sides."

"Hmph, we have the Elbe Legion commanded by the Commander-in-Chief in Poland/West/Mia/Asia to contend with the enemy. We don't need to act rashly until the situation changes drastically. But Gilbert actually came to the battlefield in person... ...I'll meet him there!" Roderich was speechless when he thought of that big fool.

'What trick is that guy going to play this time?It's really...'

As a result—it turns out that Roderich really overestimated Gilbert, and mistakenly thought that the other party would play tricks such as luring the enemy into depth and aggressive tactics—when Roderich appeared on the battlefield, what he saw Only Gilbert was pulling Saxon's collar and yelling.

"Didn't you say that the young master will not come! Ah? Bet with me that you are hundreds of years too early! Look at the young master! Who said that he will not come when he dies! You understand Does he still understand him?"

'you idiot! 'Roderich is really helpless. Could it be that the other party lured him here just to let him see such a scene?

Seeing the target's appearance, Gilbert decisively put down the eyesore in his hand (Sa: Hey!), and greeted with a smile: "Long time no see, young master!"

"Did you bring me here just to give me a dull dullness in your vulgar repertoire?"

"Boring?" Gilbert glanced at the mud-like substance (mistake), "That thing! Leave him alone, today is only for the two of us!"

"Hmph, what do you want to do?" Roderich felt that it was absurd to be called out by him inexplicably. "Could it be that this war is still a friendly match between Prussia and Austria? This is too ridiculous."

Gilbert plucked his ears, with a casual look on his face: "You can also say that."

'It's really hot. The corner of Roderich's mouth twitched: "Then why are you making such a big noise?"

"Don't I have to ask you? It's okay to change Ba/Va/Li/A. This time you touched the nerves of my boss, although I feel bad seeing you taking advantage of it... Now my family has been Noisy, noisy, annoying to death! I came here to ask my ears to be clean."

It is true that Gilbert's family has always opposed this war. Prince Henry and Frederick II have disagreements on this action, but these contradictions and quarrels are far from enough to make Gilbert "get away from the war." At the point where he ran away from home", he would never admit that he actually ran here because he wanted to see the young master.

"...Your behavior is simply unreasonable. If it's just this, why did you call me here?"

"Don't say that, young master. Since you feel bored, why don't we play a game."

"game?"

"Yeah, you and I don't want casualties, but we did have orders to expel each other. So let's just play around like this, don't hurt each other's soldiers, but the one who can occupy more territory wins .”

"What good does it do me?"

"If my uncle loses, I swear that I will never harass you again!"

"……it is good."

Although he felt very helpless, this was exactly what Roderich meant. He originally hoped that there would be no casualties in this war and that it would end soon.In this way, though... it was unexpected.He originally wanted to coax this idiot away by way of negotiation.

"Then why don't we save a file here?"

"Mr. Big Stupid, you have played too many games!"

↑ Please forgive me for messing in

After the negotiation, both sides returned to the barracks, ready to fight a tough battle. Although zero casualties were required, such game rules added more than a little difficulty to this war.

Roderich spread out the map and said to the Marshal commanding the Elbe Army: "If you don't fight directly, how difficult is it to move forward?"

"It's very difficult, but it's not impossible to win. It's still possible if we can drive the opponent out step by step, but... the only disadvantage is that it takes too long, and we need a lot of supplies."

"It doesn't matter, it's okay to do it step by step. I don't have time to ask for it. As for the supply... Let me ask you, what is the widest range of food in Bo/Hy/M/Ya now? It should have the widest area and be convenient to supply."

"Potato."

"……This is?"

"This has been popularized in recent years, especially after the seven/year/war/war. It is said that it is very suitable for war food. And it is in the autumn harvest season, and the harvest is also fast."

"Okay, call me some lightly armed infantry to harvest potatoes, and then mobilize the main army to cut off the enemy's connection with its supply base."

"Yes."

And Gilbert was also laying out the battlefield in the barracks.

"Are you sure you want to do this? I let you fight!" Frederick II burst into tears.

And Gilbert didn't answer directly, but his words seemed to have conveyed his meaning: "Father, it seems that we must avoid direct combat. What good method do you have?"

"...The preferred tactic to deal with this situation is troop maneuver." Although he was helpless, he still said the method.

"Then let's cut off the young master's supplies!" Gilbert's eyes lit up.

"Wait a minute, after all, we are fighting from afar, and the enemy is at our doorstep. Their supply line is not long, and we are not suitable for a protracted war with a long front."

"Should we find local supplies as soon as possible?"

"Well, Apu, I can only wrong you to be a robber once."

"……I understand."

Thus, such a picture appeared on the land of Bo/Hy/M/Ya. The soldiers of the Pu-Ao family were not in a hurry to fight, but were desperately grabbing potatoes.

"You big idiot, with your speed, you are no match for me at all!"

"Don't underestimate the strength of my uncle, young master!"

……

"Hmph! Bo/Hi/M/Ya has so much food and you don't want to grab it, why do you want to grab potatoes from me!"

"Don't be too sentimental, my uncle likes potatoes!"

……

"To hell with the potato idiot!"

"Haha, I won't be fooled by aggressive generals or something. What's wrong with me being a potato idiot?"

"I don't want to deal with a guy who admits he's an idiot!"

Since then, the behavior of red deer couples scrambling for potatoes has seriously caused a food crisis in Poland/Greece/Mia/Asia and rising prices.It also made this food native to South/America/America occupy the headlines of the news at that time: "Potatoes: New Energy to Save the World", "Friends of War-Potatoes", "Potatoes: Potatoes" "etc.

Roderich is finally home, after 10 long months of harvesting potatoes.

"Good news came. We drove Frederick II's army out of the mainland step by step, and also occupied a part of Ba/Val/Li/A." Good news came from the Elbe Army in front, which made Roderich and his boss were very happy.

"Sure enough, my tactics are correct! That guy Gilbert... finally lost to me this time!"

Seeing his "vigorous" appearance, Joseph II was a little speechless: "What kind of victory is this?"

Roderich completely ignored the boss's chatter, and asked, "While I was away, did any news come from other countries?"

"Well... Let me think about it. A few days ago, there was news from France and Russia asking you to go to the meeting."

"Going to the meeting?"

"Well, it was initiated by my mother. She said, 'How can a dignified nobleman do such a vulgar thing? It is too embarrassing for the royal family to compete for potatoes from the countryside! It has spread to other countries!', It seems that Bo/Xi/M/Ya came to complain to his mother that his potatoes were..." Seeing Roderich's increasingly gloomy face, Joseph II stopped talking.

"Bo/xi/mi/ya...remember for me."

small theater:

Bo Xi: Hey, Hey, Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me! !Gilbert and Roderich robbed all my potatoes!

Ma: What!Potato?what is that?Is it worth it?

Percy: ...It's not worth much at all.

M: Then why are they going to grab that?

Percy: Hey, hey, how do I know! !My family's agriculture is in crisis! ! (←Quickly use Jinkela!)

Ma: Hey, it's really outrageous. I'll teach him a lesson! (touch)

The author has something to say: JQ is full of potato wars! !

☆、The sadness of the country