Pig feet are not human series

He is considered a filial son, and his mischievous behavior made his family worry a lot when he was a child, especially when he was bullied a lot, he began to stand up and resist, and he worked hard to hone his body until he grew up like this, with a strong body and an unparalleled mentality.

Countless people were beaten during the process, and when they came, they had to pay money, or they would be taken away to the detention center.

His father touched his head and said, "I know that Xu Han in our family will not take the initiative to beat others. He must have been bullied. It doesn't matter. If anyone dares to bully you in the future, beat him harder so that they will never dare to beat you again." bully you."

Xu Han's eyes were red on the spot, tears streaming down his face.

He has always known that good people are bullied by others, so he worked hard to become strong, and now he is still the head of the school, and no one dares to say dirty words.

Who would know that a person like him is gentle in his heart, it just looks like it.

He got up early, and there was still some time before going to work, so he simply lay down and fell asleep again. Who knew that not long after he fell asleep, the curtains were pulled open.

Chen Fusheng, who was dressed in a long robe, opened the curtains, tied them up by the way, and looked back at Xu Han with a smile when he was done.

Xu Han woke up in an instant, "How did you come in?" He shrank back into the bed in panic, his body trembling, Chen Fusheng felt a little guilty because he was tossed into such a strong sweat by Chen Fusheng.

"Don't worry, I'm just here to accompany you. It's not been a month yet, and I won't have sex recently."

"You...you get lost! Who wants you to accompany me." Xu Han looked around for tools, and when he saw the warm water cup on the bedside table, he threw it there without hesitation.

boom!The warm water cup hit the wall, a layer of glass inside shattered, and the water flowed all over the floor, making a violent sound.

Xu's father and Xu's mother who were in the room were taken aback, and hurried over to knock on the door, "What's the matter, sweat, something broke."

"Khan sweat?" Chen Fusheng couldn't help teasing when he heard this nickname.

Xu Han gave him a hard look, and responded loudly, "It's okay, Mom, just dropped the warm water cup, just wait and fix it."

Only then did Mama Xu go back to her room with peace of mind, she still had to take care of Papa Xu.

Only Chen Fusheng and Xu Han were left in the room. Xu Han pointed to the broken warm water cup and asked, "Aren't you a demon? Your mana is so powerful, why didn't you catch it just now?"

"Huh?" Chen Fusheng was stunned for a moment, "I thought it would be much better if you vented."

Xu Han still feels sorry for the warm water cup. He just bought it. It is made of stainless steel on the outside and laminated glass on the inside. It is said that it can keep warm for 24 hours.

Just like the walkie-talkie last time, it almost didn't work, and the antenna was broken. Fortunately, he didn't lose money, otherwise he would feel distressed again.

Chen Fusheng carefully sat on the side of his bed, trying to only sit on half of his buttocks to reduce the space, so as not to make Xu Han angry again.

However, even if he didn't do anything, Xu Han was still angry, "Change back for me."

He pointed to the broken warm water cup, "If you can't change it back, it means you have no skills."

old demon five

"..." This one really can't be changed back, "Why don't I buy you a new one!"

"Are you rich?" Xu Han looked at him contemptuously.

Chen Fusheng took out a silver dollar from his pocket and threw it to him, "Is this considered money?"

Xu Han picked it up and took a look, "Which era is it? It's the Republic of China again? You're not going to lie to me with fake products again!"

"No, it's all true. Before the Republic of China was destroyed, I moved all my things and kept them with nanmu. After so many years, they look like new." Chen Fusheng said all the truth.

He was born in the Republic of China and had feelings for the Republic of China. Who knew it was wiped out by the Communist Party, so he was particularly repelled by the Communist Party, and he would not buy or use the Communist Party. commodity.

Just like how many Chinese people treat Japan, because Japan invaded China, many Chinese reject Japan, and even vowed not to buy Japanese products for the rest of their lives.

The same is true for old antique Chen Fusheng, he stubbornly believes that if he does not buy things from the Communist Party, he will not betray the Republic of China.

Living in the deep mountains and old forests every day, the only fun is listening to tape songs, singing Huangmei opera, and occasionally taking out my collection in the sun, counting how many silver coins are left, and taking care of my skin by the way, so I have lost touch with the outside world, Xu Han said He didn't understand the meaning of many words.

It was because of this that he realized the seriousness of the matter. In a few years, he would no longer even know the characters on the gate. Everyone would speak dialects, and there would be a generation gap in language.

Sure enough, you can’t be too nerdy, now it’s the Communist Party’s world, and if he stays in the house during the Republic of China, he won’t be able to come back, so it’s better to accept it.

"If it's true, is it worth it?" Now that he has decided to accept the Communist Party, he will not be hypocritical at all, and he will also exchange some RMB, and people will call him a liar when he exchanges things for things.

For example, he used his favorite jade wrench to exchange for sex-fun tools. People called him a liar.

"Of course it's valuable, how much do you have?"

"Not much, it's just a basement. Phoebe is precious, and it's hard to collect. I spent a lot of effort to buy it. I used it to store clothes and jade."

When the Republic of China collapsed, many aristocrats came to him with their families to seek asylum. They brought hundreds of boxes with them. Those they didn’t like were randomly pressed in the corner by him. Those they liked were stored in nanmu. Lao Lin's life was moved away, and he didn't dare to touch the things that were given to him, so those things were still kept in his basement, and he took them out from time to time to make fun of them.

"So much?" Xu Han was taken aback, and then he looked at Chen Fusheng flatteringly, "You must not be able to use so much, you see I've been fucked by you, you have to give me some!"

"Enn, if you treat me better, I will give it to you. (*^_^*)"

Xu Han quickly stepped aside, "Sit down, do you want some tea?"

Chen Fusheng took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed to enjoy first-class treatment. The bed smelled like Xu Han, and he especially liked that masculine feeling.

"You said I'm not good-looking, and I have a bad temper. What do you like about me?" Xu Han asked while giving him a massage.

"I like that you are strong enough to tolerate grass."

Bang, Chen Fusheng was kicked off the bed.

He climbed onto the bed very aggrieved, "You treat me badly, I don't want to give it to you."

Xu Han immediately pulled out the fruit knife from the drawer, "Would you like it?"

"……Give……"

Chen Fusheng was sold just like that, but he got the right to live in Xu Han's room, although he always complained that the room was too small, there was no bathroom, and he had to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom secretly, because Xu Han was afraid of him Parents couldn't bear it, after all he was a man, and an old man at that.

The ancient man puts on a mask every night, and he is a night owl. He takes a bath in the morning and evening. He likes to sing Huangmei Opera. Of course, he is a little out of tune. Fortunately, he has a bright voice and can speak nicely. the sound of.

Especially his younger brother's female classmate, who accidentally ran into Chen Fusheng who was taking a bath during tutoring at night. Here I have to say that Chen Fusheng is a flirt, and the door is not closed when taking a shower. Xu Han has met it several times. They all blushed.

Once he accepted Chen Fusheng, he found that this guy became more and more charming, and his every move seemed to be full of magic, attracting attention.

But I can't wait for the taste, I like pink the most, and I also like to watch soap operas. When the heroine cries, she cries, and when the heroine smiles, he puts on the mask and wants to laugh but dare not.

cute? !cute? !It's cute?

Xu Han was surprised, he had a faint feeling that he was not normal during this time, he would always be attracted by Chen Fusheng from time to time, no matter how much he looked at his handsome face, he would never get tired of it.

Sometimes I would dream of him when I dreamed at night, it was in the security room that day, he tied Chen Fusheng up, with a gag in his mouth, a red thread tied around his body, two heart clips on his chest, and his whole body was clean There is not a hair on it, and that body is not like a body, but more like a work of art, touching it is an insult.

This guy is also very particular about his diet. He only eats soup and other things that nourish his stomach and body, but he can’t control his mouth. It’s okay in the deep mountains and old forests. Now he has moved to the city and faces the temptation of TV every day. He wants to die. I have my heart.

After eating an extra meal, he quickly exercised, and his body requirements were almost to the point of harshness. He even bought a treadmill in Xu Han's room, and after running for two or three hours, he used newly learned words to say, "I'm so tired."

He also bought a computer. Although he didn’t know how to play it, Xu Han even turned it on for him. Whenever he didn’t know how to do it, he would call Xu Han and ask, “How do I do this?”

After calling in the middle of the night, he was scolded by Xu Han and stopped. Xu Han was a little disappointed again, blaming this guy for being too thin-skinned, and he won't die after a few words of scolding.

The mobile phone was also newly bought, and it was very strange when I just got it. Xu Han frightened him when he called and picked it up in a hurry, only to find that it was Xu Han's voice. He looked at the phone and then at Xu Han, surprised I was taken aback for a while.

Xu Han also taught him how to apply for the Penguin. The first time someone added him as a friend, he was so happy that he showed it to Xu Han.

"Idiot, I added it."

Is there a pot of cold water poured down in an instant!

Xu Han was unhappy, "You are not happy with me adding you."

"Happy (≥﹏≤)"

"What's that expression on your face?" The voice picked up the stick.

"Such an expression (≧▽≦)" is actually like this (⊙﹏⊙).

Under the threat of Xu Han, Chen Fusheng gradually connected with the outside world. For example, when chatting in the group, he accidentally clicked on the group video, and someone appeared on the camera. Everyone was shocked, and the group suddenly exploded. , are discussing which handsome guy this is.

Someone who doesn't know yet, is still working hard to learn how to play computer, it is really a person who is out of touch too much, with zero knowledge of high-tech products, every step has to be groped slowly, typing like a snail, people chat for a long time, He's still replying to questions from a few pages ago,