The male protagonist has a unique style of painting

Blame me for living in the city?

I am not a boy riding a mud horse on the Gobi desert, and my family is not a nomad who lives in a yurt and drinks kumiss. Why do I have to be able to ride a horse?

Xiao Jing lay on top of the horse, and had already tried all methods.The whip was whipped, and the Animal Protection Association wanted to chat with him, but the horse still didn't move, as if it didn't hurt at all.

His intuition told him that this horse needs some slogans, codes and secret orders before it can move.

"There was a bole in the world, and then there was a thousand-mile horse." Chang Xian pouted, "You are not a Bole, and a horse is not a thousand-mile horse."

Xiao Jing said weakly: "You told me to ride a horse to find Dr. Breaking Bad. I rode a horse, but the horse didn't move. Why? Is it waiting to teleport in place? Is the riding skill CD still ready? Can you open the skill bar for me to see?"

Chang Xian was stunned: "What skill column? There is no such thing, I am not a system."

"You are so stupid and say that you are not a system, and WIN10 is written all over your body. How do you want me to ride a horse? Don't you just drag a chapter on horseback riding? If you don't think about the progress, you should also think about the author! Who can write so well? Write a chapter on a horseback play, this is not meaty!" Xiao Jing said angrily.

Chang Xian said innocently: "This is meat..."

Xiao Jing: "..."

Chang Xian switched out, clamped the horse's belly with his legs, and whipped the horse's buttocks with the whip, but the horse still didn't move.

"I've tried it. This horse is probably unlocked by voice. It's useless to manually unlock it." Xiao Jing said leisurely.

Chang Xian squinted his eyes, leaned close to the ear of the maroon horse, and said in a low voice, "If you keep pretending to be a fool, I will pull out your tail and stuff it into your mouth, then tie you up. Not giving anything, making you so hungry that you can only eat your own flesh, and so thirsty that you can only drink your own blood."

horse:"……"

Run away immediately.

Wait, people from the Animal Protection Association are really coming!There will be a lot of trouble if you say such a thing, Mama is so cute, how can you eat it!

Chang Xian said: "I didn't eat it, I let it eat me, is that okay?"

Of course not!

The horse bumped all the way to the city gate, and there was no one guarding the gate, and the ground was full of things left by the fleeing people.Xiao Jing sighed, this Sunshine City is really in chaos.But now the government has not made any noise, as if nothing happened.Xiao Jing saw the street sign of the city gate and identified the direction of Hanchu City. He flicked his whip, and the horse started running with a jerk.

The road is still long, the road is still far away.

Hanchu City is very lively.

Especially the wine shop, very lively.

Sunshine City, which is only a hundred miles away from Hanchu City, is like a dead city, but Hanchu City is too lively.

The prosperity of Dayin's commodity economy is unmatched by other countries, so other countries always want to gain some benefits from Dayin.

A guest came to a restaurant called Xinyulou, and took away the eyes of everyone who was eating and drinking.

The guest was seven feet tall, with dark blue patterns embroidered on the edge of a crescent-white dress, like a fairy who could not eat fireworks in the world, even the facial features were the same, the black eyes seemed to be full of affectionate ripples, and the red lips He Shengxue's skin was breathtakingly beautiful.

Xiao Er rubbed his hands, went up to greet him sweetly, his voice seemed to be filled with honey: "Guest officer, do you want to stay at the top or stay at the hotel?"

Xiao Jing is used to the feeling of being stared at by everyone with explicit eyes, he raised his hand: "Have a meal, I still have something to ask you."

When Xiaoer heard this, he felt that his ancestral grave was smoking. Sansheng was lucky to meet such a breathtaking beauty, Sansheng was lucky to be able to serve him, and Sansheng was lucky to be asked questions by him!So Xiao Er's bones were almost brittle, and his legs even trembled: "Then, please sit here..."

Xiao Jing took out the gold leaf from Chi Mu's treasure house and put it in Xiao Er's palm.

Beauty is not only beautiful but also rich...

Xiao Er immediately made tea for him: "Guest officer, do you drink Pu'er, oolong, or...wine?"

When the word "wine" was mentioned, the ears of all the guests perked up.The people who dine here are all wine heroes, and a few jars of fine wine are not a problem. Although the beauties look weak and delicate, a man always has something to talk about when drinking.

Xiao Jing also wanted to excuse that he was "minors can't drink alcohol", but Chang Xian wanted to drink: "I really haven't drank for a long time, I'm about to die of hunger."

Xiao Jing felt that drinking was not good, so Chang Xian started to quarrel: "Since I've been with you, I haven't had enough to eat or wear warmly, I haven't killed many people, and I haven't got Fenglong Amber, and you don't even give me wine. Drink. What kind of hard life do you think I live? Is this the life of a human being? I’m not going to live anymore.”

It would be good if we don't live, there is one less disaster, Xiao Jing thought silently, but still ordered a jug of wine.

Xiaoer asked: "Do you want Nv'erhong, Zhuyeqing, sweet-scented osmanthus, or peach blossom wine?"

Xiao Jing said: "...my daughter is red."

Xiaoer asked: "Do you want a 15-year-old daughter Hong, 18-year-old, 20-year-old or 30-year-old daughter?"

Xiao Jing said: "...15 years."

The little one asked: "Do you want spring, summer, autumn or winter?"

Rub, what's the difference?

Xiao Jing said: "...Spring."

Xiaoer asked: "Then do you want it to be brewed before or after Grain Rain?"

The spring rain startled the spring and Qinggu, Xiao Jing recited the spring part of the 24 solar terms in his heart, and felt that if he continued to fight with Xiao Er, the store would be closed.

He said: "Come here, what kind of food do you have now?"

Xiaoer said: "There are white-sliced ​​chicken with sauced elbow, stewed beef, salted duck, and steamed fish..."

Xiao Jing said, "Let's have a soy elbow."

Xiao Er asked: "Do you want the elbow of a three-year pig or a five-year pig? Do you want a boar or a sow? Do you want the sauce to be salty or sweet? Put coriander or green onion or celery or minced garlic or something Don't let go?"

... ... There is no end!

After finally ordering, Xiao Er first served a pot of 15-year-old Nuu Hong brewed before Guyu, and then went to do other things.Just as Xiao Jing poured a glass of wine into the glass, a sturdy man strode up to him.

Are you looking for trouble again?Xiao Jing pretended not to know, and took a sip of the wine, which was smooth and lingering in his mouth, spicy but not too irritating, very palatable.Changxian gasped: "Ah, wine! Wine!"

It just sounded like he was panting coquettishly, and Xiao Jing's face turned red when he heard it.

The hero is also sad about the beauty level. When the hero is a beauty, he is sad about the thing in the cup.

The big man slammed the wine jar heavily on the table, and the noisy wine shop was quiet for a while, and many people were looking here.

"Beauty, it seems a little lonely to drink a pot of wine without someone to accompany you." The big man sat down on the stool and said in a rough voice.

Those who say this kind of lines are all cannon fodder, either they are cannon fodder by themselves, or they are hanged by the road when they see injustice... No, the upright heroes who draw their swords to help cannon fodder, and then they can get their lunch.So Xiao Jing didn't open his mouth and didn't speak, and his indifferent appearance made the big man even more interested.

"Beauty, do you know that there are black crows in Hanchu City? If you are here alone, you are not afraid of being robbed by black crows?" The last sentence was sloppy, and the big man even reached out to touch him s face.

Xiao Jing dodged it calmly and continued to drink his wine.The big man was a little embarrassed, and wanted to touch his hair, but he was dodged.

The big man's wine and meat friends burst into laughter and dared to come to the rescue. Now five or six people gathered around a table, and the small place was surrounded by water.

"Which family's young master looks so beautiful and drinks here alone? Is he hungry and thirsty and wants to find a man to satisfy his hunger?" A man reached out to pinch his face, but Xiao Jing avoided him.

Chang Xian, who hated others saying she was good-looking, screamed: "Blind his dog eyes, he actually said that I am as beautiful as a flower, I am a man!"

Xiao Jing wrinkled his nose, these people drank too much, not only was it airtight around him, but also exuded a disgusting smell of alcohol.

From what they said, there were also straight male cancers in ancient times.

Xiao Jing finally spoke: "Are you afraid of black crows?"

Unexpectedly, he would say this, the big guys looked at each other, and laughed after a while: "We are not afraid of black crows, if little brother is afraid, you can ask us to protect you."

Xiao Jing took another sip of his wine, thinking that if I belonged to Hei Ya, if you dared to tease me, I'm afraid I would be decapitated by now.

After a pause, Xiao Jing thought again, if it was Chang Xian at this time, they would probably end up with no bones left.

Xiao Jing shook his head: "I'm not afraid of black crows, just because I know there are other people worth being afraid of."

Burn it, pretentious little universe!In martial arts novels, if you don't pretend to be aggressive or something, you are ashamed to say that you have time-traveled!

The big guys were taken aback. If you say that the most frightening thing in the Jianghu is the black crow who does all kinds of evil, he is not even afraid of the black crow, so what is he afraid of?They also asked questions.

Xiao Jing said slowly: "I'm afraid of women."

Before the big guys could react, they heard Xiao Jing say again: "But there are always people in this world who are scarier than women."

The twists and turns made the not-so-intelligent big men a little confused, and asked, "What other people are there to be afraid of?"

At this time, a voice rang out from the crowd: "That is the man who is more beautiful than women."

As soon as the words fell, the big guys knelt down in unison and wailed one after another. Seeing that a needle had been pierced into their knees, everyone panicked, and the disgust just now turned into sympathy.

Sure enough, even flesh-and-blood martial arts novels can’t escape routines, and someone came to save the beauty (?). Xiao Jing looked up and saw that it was a young man with delicate features.She is not tall, and even looks a little thin, but her gentle smile makes people feel the wind behind her.

The big men who hit the front line had already fallen, and no one dared to catch up behind them. The waiter who served the food had obviously seen this kind of scene a lot, and seemed to have not seen the few people who were dying of pain on the ground, and gave Xiao Xiao a smile on his face. The dishes are served.

"Come on! Your three-year sow pork knuckle with green onion and salty sauce!"

...It's a good show, the waiter or something is really a sinner who ruined the atmosphere.

Even the young hero who made the shot couldn't help but glance at Xiao Er.

"Hey, sir, do you want to share the table with this guest?" Xiaoer rubbed his hands together and smiled.

"I want to..." The young man took a deep breath, Xiao Jing was worried that he would get angry, but the waiter was actually a nice person, very innocent, except for a bit of a mouth.

The young hero said: "I want a one-year-old female crucian carp to be cut into nets, steamed with a knife, shredded green onion and sauce, and the fish roe will be taken out and placed on the belly of the fish without throwing it away."

Xiao Jing: "..."

This person is a regular customer! ! !