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Chapter 65: Do you believe in miracle doctors selling medicine and preparing dowry gifts?
The three of them approached the yard slowly, but nothing happened. The sparrows bouncing on the ground were not frightened by their slow movement, and looked curiously with their necks tilted.
Jun Jiang couldn't bear to say to Xiao Jing: "Actually, you don't need to get involved, you are an ordinary person, right? You can stand still."
Xiao Jing looked back at Jun Jiang who was hiding behind him, and said, "If I don't leave, will you still leave?"
Jun Jiang touched his leg and said, "You may not believe it, but I just broke my leg when I fell."
"Would it be too late to say something like this after walking so far?" Xiao Jing didn't believe it at all, "By the way, we have a genius doctor here, ask him to pick you up."
Jun Jiang thought of his bone-setting skills when he was watching Han Qing set up his stall, and his face turned pale immediately: "But how can the children of the Jianghu give up the way forward because of a little ailment or ailment?"
The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are obviously afraid of pain, so they are so cowardly.
Han Qing didn't think too much like them, and opened the half-hidden door on her own, and saw that there was only a clean bed and a table against the wall, which were full of bottles and jars.He turned around and said, "Nobody..."
Han Qing saw Jun Jiang and Xiao Jing lying on the ground.
Jun Jiang and Xiao Jing looked at the expressionless Han Qing in embarrassment, then immediately got up from the ground, patted the dust off their bodies, and pretended nothing happened.
Han lightly said to them, "What kind of monster are you?"
"It's really strange hahaha, there is no mechanism here." Jun Jiang pretended to be relaxed, "It seems that the people of the black crow are very defenseless."
"It's all your unfounded worries, there's nothing to be afraid of at all, right?" Xiao Jing patted Jun Jiang's back so hard that everyone could hear the "bang bang" sound like a drum.
Fortunately, Chang Xian didn't take the photo at this time, otherwise Jun Jiang would have been smashed, Xiao Jing looked at him with pity in his eyes, why don't you thank me for saving my life?
Xiao Jing followed Han Qing into the room, and naturally saw the bottles and jars on the table, and asked, "What are these?"
"His medicine." Han Qing picked up the bottle and looked at it. There was nothing written on it, but the patterns and corks of each bottle were different. Only those who made these things knew what was inside.
Xiao Jing asked: "Then, which one is the antidote to the cold?"
Han lightly shook his head: "I don't know."
"You don't know?" Xiao Jing's eyes widened.
Han Qing said: "Just looking at the bottle, I don't know anything." After finishing speaking, he uncorked a bottle and fanned it lightly with his hand instead of putting his nose directly to the mouth of the bottle to smell.
Wit!The ancient people also had this kind of wisdom!This action of smelling chemical gas is really standard, which shows that he is listening to the lecture in class, and Lao Shi is very pleased.
Han Qing put the cork back on the bottle, stuffed the bottle into his sleeve, and said, "It's not this bottle."
Xiao Jing endured it, but in the end he couldn't, and said, "Then what are you pretending to do?"
"Go back and study." Han Qing said.
Seeing that he dared not look at him, Xiao Jing asked, "What about the truth?"
Han Qing said without thinking: "Sell it."
Xiao Jing: "..."
Han Qing: "..."
Xiao Jing asked, "Do I know too much?"
Han Qing hesitated, then nodded: "It's okay."
Xiao Jing asked, "Are you poor?"
Han sighed lightly and said, "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."
Xiao Jing asked: "Did you lose all your money because you couldn't beat someone?"
Han Qing glanced at him, his eyes seemed to say "Do you think I can't beat others", but he said in his mouth: "Gift money."
Xiao Jing was a little surprised, and asked, "The gift money? Which girl are you looking at?"
Han lightly shook his head and said, "No."
Xiao Jing's face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he said with difficulty: "Then which son are you looking at?"
Han Qing's eyes softened, and Xiao Jing felt his back was drenched in cold sweat: "Don't tell me, that 'son' is me."
Han Qing didn't speak but he had already acquiesced, there was a little joy in those clear eyes, Xiao Jing dared to say that if Jun Jiang hadn't been watching, Han Qing would have hugged her thigh again and licked her from head to toe.
Director please rewind, let's reshoot this part!
Seeing that Han Qing started to smell the medicines one by one, Xiao Jing asked, "How can you tell which one of these medicines is the antidote?"
Han Qing froze, she couldn't tell him that she had seen Ji Liang's injury and knew what kind of poison he had, right?He collected himself and said: "It is poisonous, but there is also medicine. Find the medicine." After speaking, he stuffed the medicine bottle in his sleeve, stealing the fruits of other people's labor openly.
Xiao Jing said again: "But isn't there a saying that 'a medicine is three-point poison'? How do you tell the difference?"
For the first time, Han Qing felt that she was a genius doctor, and she really hated it, and said: "As you said, it depends on the toxicity."
Xiao Jing immediately continued: "Isn't there another saying called 'fighting poison with poison'?"
Han Qing: "........."
After a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "You don't understand medical skills."
That is to say, "experts watch the way, laymen watch the excitement".Xiao Jing still didn't give up: "You know I can cure that poison, haven't you thought about fighting poison with poison?"
Han Qing was choked again: "Not entirely useful."
"Why is it useless?" Xiao Jing continued to ask.
Han Qing was so asked that he was about to vomit blood, picked up a bottle and smelled it, the smell inside made him startled: "This."
Xiao Jing said pleasantly: "You found it? I'll smell it!" Then he snatched the bottle from Han Qing's hand, and forgot that he was taught to fan it in chemistry class, so the smell rushed into him directly. nose.
Xiao Jing silently covered his nose, almost picking it off with such force.
What the hell smells so bad!It smells just like that canned salmon, but it's not that big, and the smell is not so strong. When the nose reaches the mouth of the bottle, the smell is already very refreshing!Not only is it refreshing, but it feels like I'm going to explode.
"The antidote." Han Qing put the cork on the medicine bottle and stuffed it into his sleeve.
Xiao Jing's eyes were closed, and he couldn't look directly at the medicine, and the stench made his eyes burn: "Are you sure this is the antidote? Why do I feel that this is poison? To some extent, it is already deadly." function."
Han Qing blinked: "This is it."
Xiao Jing felt dizzy: "This kind of medicine will make Ji Liang really 'cool', right? Are you sure this medicine can save him, not kill him?"
Han lightly snapped his fingers and said, "Smelly, but medicinal materials are not poisonous."
Xiao Jing asked: "Then what medicinal materials are there, you tell me."
Han Qing snapped off a finger when he said one thing: "Fengyi, Bianzuiyi, Shendiaojing..."
Xiao Jing: "Speak human words."
Han Qing: "Chicken shit, duck shit, eagle shit..."
"Poultry shit emperor" ah? ! ! !
You just let the leader of the egret eat bird poop... The egret eats bird poop... Where should I complain first? !
Damn, is the future painting style going to be:
Xiao Jing said happily: "It's already cold, I'm here to save you with the antidote."
Ji Liang was extremely weak and was still coughing and coughed up four or five liters of blood: "Cough cough cough, thank you son, what is in this medicine?"
Xiao Jing: "Shit!"
Jiliang said in shock: "You actually told me to eat shit..."
Xiao Jing tearfully said: "Eating feces is good for you. After eating this, no, after this bottle of feces, your poison will be cured."
Ji Liang resolutely said: "No, you let me eat shit. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I would rather my dantian explode, my martial arts be completely abolished, my seven orifices bleed, my soul fly away, and I will never be reincarnated. I don't want to eat shit either..."
Xiao Jing cried loudly: "No! You can't just die like this! Eat it quickly! Eat this bottle of feces quickly! It will be fine after eating! You can go to work in the fields after eating!"
After the imagination is completed, the picture is too beautiful to continue to scrutinize.
Xiao Jing supported the wall weakly: "Does this medicine... have a name?"
Han Qing thought for a while, and said, "Probably called, 'Golden Wind Yulu Flying Wings Chaos Dew'." It was rare for him to speak such a long medicine name without stuttering.
Forget it when I ask in vain, asking such a messy name will only make my heart panic. People in the Jianghu just like to make some simple things extremely complicated, even a pile of bird shit can be so tall but There is no useless and unrecognizable name.
Xiao Jing asked: "Do you think this pile of bird shit..."
After receiving Han Qing's gaze, he hurriedly changed his words: "Do you think this pile of Golden Wind Jade Dew and Flying Wing Chaos Dew can have no side effects at all? Can it really completely detoxify already cool body?"
Han Qing nodded affirmatively: "Yes, and it is still possible to improve the skill."
I've never heard of people who can improve their skills after eating shit, are you kidding me?There are dog skin ointments sold on the rivers and lakes that can cure all diseases. I occasionally believe that the powerful pills that revitalize the glory also have the effect of filling the stomach if you eat too much, but you bird shit...how do you improve your skills? Not to mention that he can cure his wife of cheating?
"Can it enlarge breasts?" Such a good thing should be given to Hatsuzuki.
Han Qing: "...I can't."
"Can it cure kidney overdraft?" Xiao Jing asked.
Han Qing: "...I can't."
Have a shit?
Han Qing saw the disdainful expression on his face, and explained seriously: "This can only detoxify the leader's body, nothing else can be done."
Xiao Jing rolled his eyes and said, "I think there is another use."
Han asked softly, "What?"
Xiao Jing said, "Fertilizer."
Han Qing: "..." He was speechless.
Xiao Jing thought of those medicine bottles he filled up, and asked, "What are those medicines?"
Han Qing casually took out a bottle and said, "This, relieves pain."
Oh, anesthesia.
Xiao Jing asked: "What else?"
Han Qing took out another bottle: "It turned into a pool of blood."
Oh sulfuric acid.
Han Qing took out a bottle, looked at it and put it back, Xiao Jing saw it with sharp eyes: "Hey, hey, why didn't you explain what that is? I saw it, don't try to fool it."
Han Qing remained expressionless: "Nothing."
Xiao Jing clasped his hands together: "Please tell me! I really want to know what this is!"
"Things you don't need." Han Qing said.
Something I can't use?Xiao Jing made a decisive decision: "Baotai pill!"
Han Qing: "...No."
God, do you mean I need to use Baotai pill?Is this world of boys and girls or something feasible?It's horrible I'm going to be quiet.
"Could it be breast enlargement?" Xiao Jing said, clutching his chest.
Han Qing hesitated and shook his head.
What!How many mouths does this world have!
"What the hell is that!"
Xiao Jing scratched his heart and wanted to know, but Han Qing couldn't bear it, and said: "If you want to know, just..."
"Please!"
"Kiss me." Han said lightly.
"...Chang Xian, came out to pick up the guests." Xiao Jing said to Chang Xian in his body.
Jun Jiang couldn't bear to say to Xiao Jing: "Actually, you don't need to get involved, you are an ordinary person, right? You can stand still."
Xiao Jing looked back at Jun Jiang who was hiding behind him, and said, "If I don't leave, will you still leave?"
Jun Jiang touched his leg and said, "You may not believe it, but I just broke my leg when I fell."
"Would it be too late to say something like this after walking so far?" Xiao Jing didn't believe it at all, "By the way, we have a genius doctor here, ask him to pick you up."
Jun Jiang thought of his bone-setting skills when he was watching Han Qing set up his stall, and his face turned pale immediately: "But how can the children of the Jianghu give up the way forward because of a little ailment or ailment?"
The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are obviously afraid of pain, so they are so cowardly.
Han Qing didn't think too much like them, and opened the half-hidden door on her own, and saw that there was only a clean bed and a table against the wall, which were full of bottles and jars.He turned around and said, "Nobody..."
Han Qing saw Jun Jiang and Xiao Jing lying on the ground.
Jun Jiang and Xiao Jing looked at the expressionless Han Qing in embarrassment, then immediately got up from the ground, patted the dust off their bodies, and pretended nothing happened.
Han lightly said to them, "What kind of monster are you?"
"It's really strange hahaha, there is no mechanism here." Jun Jiang pretended to be relaxed, "It seems that the people of the black crow are very defenseless."
"It's all your unfounded worries, there's nothing to be afraid of at all, right?" Xiao Jing patted Jun Jiang's back so hard that everyone could hear the "bang bang" sound like a drum.
Fortunately, Chang Xian didn't take the photo at this time, otherwise Jun Jiang would have been smashed, Xiao Jing looked at him with pity in his eyes, why don't you thank me for saving my life?
Xiao Jing followed Han Qing into the room, and naturally saw the bottles and jars on the table, and asked, "What are these?"
"His medicine." Han Qing picked up the bottle and looked at it. There was nothing written on it, but the patterns and corks of each bottle were different. Only those who made these things knew what was inside.
Xiao Jing asked: "Then, which one is the antidote to the cold?"
Han lightly shook his head: "I don't know."
"You don't know?" Xiao Jing's eyes widened.
Han Qing said: "Just looking at the bottle, I don't know anything." After finishing speaking, he uncorked a bottle and fanned it lightly with his hand instead of putting his nose directly to the mouth of the bottle to smell.
Wit!The ancient people also had this kind of wisdom!This action of smelling chemical gas is really standard, which shows that he is listening to the lecture in class, and Lao Shi is very pleased.
Han Qing put the cork back on the bottle, stuffed the bottle into his sleeve, and said, "It's not this bottle."
Xiao Jing endured it, but in the end he couldn't, and said, "Then what are you pretending to do?"
"Go back and study." Han Qing said.
Seeing that he dared not look at him, Xiao Jing asked, "What about the truth?"
Han Qing said without thinking: "Sell it."
Xiao Jing: "..."
Han Qing: "..."
Xiao Jing asked, "Do I know too much?"
Han Qing hesitated, then nodded: "It's okay."
Xiao Jing asked, "Are you poor?"
Han sighed lightly and said, "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."
Xiao Jing asked: "Did you lose all your money because you couldn't beat someone?"
Han Qing glanced at him, his eyes seemed to say "Do you think I can't beat others", but he said in his mouth: "Gift money."
Xiao Jing was a little surprised, and asked, "The gift money? Which girl are you looking at?"
Han lightly shook his head and said, "No."
Xiao Jing's face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he said with difficulty: "Then which son are you looking at?"
Han Qing's eyes softened, and Xiao Jing felt his back was drenched in cold sweat: "Don't tell me, that 'son' is me."
Han Qing didn't speak but he had already acquiesced, there was a little joy in those clear eyes, Xiao Jing dared to say that if Jun Jiang hadn't been watching, Han Qing would have hugged her thigh again and licked her from head to toe.
Director please rewind, let's reshoot this part!
Seeing that Han Qing started to smell the medicines one by one, Xiao Jing asked, "How can you tell which one of these medicines is the antidote?"
Han Qing froze, she couldn't tell him that she had seen Ji Liang's injury and knew what kind of poison he had, right?He collected himself and said: "It is poisonous, but there is also medicine. Find the medicine." After speaking, he stuffed the medicine bottle in his sleeve, stealing the fruits of other people's labor openly.
Xiao Jing said again: "But isn't there a saying that 'a medicine is three-point poison'? How do you tell the difference?"
For the first time, Han Qing felt that she was a genius doctor, and she really hated it, and said: "As you said, it depends on the toxicity."
Xiao Jing immediately continued: "Isn't there another saying called 'fighting poison with poison'?"
Han Qing: "........."
After a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "You don't understand medical skills."
That is to say, "experts watch the way, laymen watch the excitement".Xiao Jing still didn't give up: "You know I can cure that poison, haven't you thought about fighting poison with poison?"
Han Qing was choked again: "Not entirely useful."
"Why is it useless?" Xiao Jing continued to ask.
Han Qing was so asked that he was about to vomit blood, picked up a bottle and smelled it, the smell inside made him startled: "This."
Xiao Jing said pleasantly: "You found it? I'll smell it!" Then he snatched the bottle from Han Qing's hand, and forgot that he was taught to fan it in chemistry class, so the smell rushed into him directly. nose.
Xiao Jing silently covered his nose, almost picking it off with such force.
What the hell smells so bad!It smells just like that canned salmon, but it's not that big, and the smell is not so strong. When the nose reaches the mouth of the bottle, the smell is already very refreshing!Not only is it refreshing, but it feels like I'm going to explode.
"The antidote." Han Qing put the cork on the medicine bottle and stuffed it into his sleeve.
Xiao Jing's eyes were closed, and he couldn't look directly at the medicine, and the stench made his eyes burn: "Are you sure this is the antidote? Why do I feel that this is poison? To some extent, it is already deadly." function."
Han Qing blinked: "This is it."
Xiao Jing felt dizzy: "This kind of medicine will make Ji Liang really 'cool', right? Are you sure this medicine can save him, not kill him?"
Han lightly snapped his fingers and said, "Smelly, but medicinal materials are not poisonous."
Xiao Jing asked: "Then what medicinal materials are there, you tell me."
Han Qing snapped off a finger when he said one thing: "Fengyi, Bianzuiyi, Shendiaojing..."
Xiao Jing: "Speak human words."
Han Qing: "Chicken shit, duck shit, eagle shit..."
"Poultry shit emperor" ah? ! ! !
You just let the leader of the egret eat bird poop... The egret eats bird poop... Where should I complain first? !
Damn, is the future painting style going to be:
Xiao Jing said happily: "It's already cold, I'm here to save you with the antidote."
Ji Liang was extremely weak and was still coughing and coughed up four or five liters of blood: "Cough cough cough, thank you son, what is in this medicine?"
Xiao Jing: "Shit!"
Jiliang said in shock: "You actually told me to eat shit..."
Xiao Jing tearfully said: "Eating feces is good for you. After eating this, no, after this bottle of feces, your poison will be cured."
Ji Liang resolutely said: "No, you let me eat shit. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I would rather my dantian explode, my martial arts be completely abolished, my seven orifices bleed, my soul fly away, and I will never be reincarnated. I don't want to eat shit either..."
Xiao Jing cried loudly: "No! You can't just die like this! Eat it quickly! Eat this bottle of feces quickly! It will be fine after eating! You can go to work in the fields after eating!"
After the imagination is completed, the picture is too beautiful to continue to scrutinize.
Xiao Jing supported the wall weakly: "Does this medicine... have a name?"
Han Qing thought for a while, and said, "Probably called, 'Golden Wind Yulu Flying Wings Chaos Dew'." It was rare for him to speak such a long medicine name without stuttering.
Forget it when I ask in vain, asking such a messy name will only make my heart panic. People in the Jianghu just like to make some simple things extremely complicated, even a pile of bird shit can be so tall but There is no useless and unrecognizable name.
Xiao Jing asked: "Do you think this pile of bird shit..."
After receiving Han Qing's gaze, he hurriedly changed his words: "Do you think this pile of Golden Wind Jade Dew and Flying Wing Chaos Dew can have no side effects at all? Can it really completely detoxify already cool body?"
Han Qing nodded affirmatively: "Yes, and it is still possible to improve the skill."
I've never heard of people who can improve their skills after eating shit, are you kidding me?There are dog skin ointments sold on the rivers and lakes that can cure all diseases. I occasionally believe that the powerful pills that revitalize the glory also have the effect of filling the stomach if you eat too much, but you bird shit...how do you improve your skills? Not to mention that he can cure his wife of cheating?
"Can it enlarge breasts?" Such a good thing should be given to Hatsuzuki.
Han Qing: "...I can't."
"Can it cure kidney overdraft?" Xiao Jing asked.
Han Qing: "...I can't."
Have a shit?
Han Qing saw the disdainful expression on his face, and explained seriously: "This can only detoxify the leader's body, nothing else can be done."
Xiao Jing rolled his eyes and said, "I think there is another use."
Han asked softly, "What?"
Xiao Jing said, "Fertilizer."
Han Qing: "..." He was speechless.
Xiao Jing thought of those medicine bottles he filled up, and asked, "What are those medicines?"
Han Qing casually took out a bottle and said, "This, relieves pain."
Oh, anesthesia.
Xiao Jing asked: "What else?"
Han Qing took out another bottle: "It turned into a pool of blood."
Oh sulfuric acid.
Han Qing took out a bottle, looked at it and put it back, Xiao Jing saw it with sharp eyes: "Hey, hey, why didn't you explain what that is? I saw it, don't try to fool it."
Han Qing remained expressionless: "Nothing."
Xiao Jing clasped his hands together: "Please tell me! I really want to know what this is!"
"Things you don't need." Han Qing said.
Something I can't use?Xiao Jing made a decisive decision: "Baotai pill!"
Han Qing: "...No."
God, do you mean I need to use Baotai pill?Is this world of boys and girls or something feasible?It's horrible I'm going to be quiet.
"Could it be breast enlargement?" Xiao Jing said, clutching his chest.
Han Qing hesitated and shook his head.
What!How many mouths does this world have!
"What the hell is that!"
Xiao Jing scratched his heart and wanted to know, but Han Qing couldn't bear it, and said: "If you want to know, just..."
"Please!"
"Kiss me." Han said lightly.
"...Chang Xian, came out to pick up the guests." Xiao Jing said to Chang Xian in his body.
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