The male protagonist has a unique style of painting

Mrs. Osmanthus had a son named Yi Bie, who was born to her late husband Chibi together. Unfortunately, this son did not inherit Chibi's talent for martial arts, but he inherited Chibi's crazily researching personality. Like his mother, Mrs. Osmanthus, he is very self-willed.

One day, Yi Bie got a fragment of the Shuangming of Destiny from nowhere. He clearly knew that it was a fragment of the scroll, but he still practiced it with all his heart, and conceited that he could gradually understand the exercises in the process of practicing. incomplete part.He thinks that he is Zhang Sengyou, and that Destiny Shuangshu is a dragon without eyes. As long as he works hard, the dragon will come alive.

But he completely forgot that he didn't inherit his father's talent at all, so when he met the Shuangming of Destiny, which was originally an evil skill, he had no choice but to die.

Mrs. Osmanthus spends a lot of money to find joys and sorrows from Yanlou and Hanqing. Hanqing rejuvenates with his hands, three days and three nights of acupuncture and medicine, and pulls Yibie back from the ghost gate.

Yibie is now living a life of wine and meat.Because he can't move now, his limbs are swollen like a steamed bun due to the side effects of the dual destiny, and they are full of thick liquid.Every time Han Qing came over, she had to prepare a medicine for Mrs. Osmanthus osmanthus, who is the mother, to relieve the poison of Chibi, and also put water on Yi Bie's limbs. After the liquid was released, his limbs were shriveled like sausages, stiff and unable to move. , can only rely on people to serve.Yi Bie quite likes hugging women, now he can't even hug women, but he wants to see women again.

Mrs. Osmanthus loved her son so much that she poked out the eyes of the women at first to prevent them from showing frightened or disgusted eyes on their son.

Yi don't be ungrateful, he likes women's eyes.

Mrs. Osmanthus had no choice but to ask Han Qing for a medicine, which blinded the women's eyes.Chibi also has this kind of medicine, but she has no idea what her husband's poison is for, so she dare not use it rashly.

Yi Bie opened his mouth, and the woman with a warm fragrance like jade brought him a glass of fine wine from the Western Regions. The purple liquid was mysterious and noble, and it was rare to taste such a rare delicacy in the royal family. is everything.He licked the soft hands of the women, listened to the sound of the silk and bamboo zither, and watched the women dance in front of them wearing tulle that couldn't hide their exquisite bodies.

Two unexpected guests came, one was Han Qing and the other was Xiao Jing.

When Yi Bie saw Xiao Jing, his breath almost stopped, he had never seen such a beautiful person, so beautiful that he could ignore that person's gender.Those eyes sparkled with water, the black hair was like satin, the skin was smooth and white, and the red lips were as pretty as lotus flowers.

Han Qing knew that Xiao Jing had become Yi Bie's prey, but he didn't panic, after all, Yi Bie was like a useless person, even his mother was dead, he didn't have any backer, so naturally there was no need to be afraid of him.

Yi Bie's eyes stayed on Xiao Jing, and said to Han Qing without squinting: "The genius doctor is really polite, what gift do you bring here?"

Han Qing: "..."

Xiao Jing was at a loss, what gift?

Han coughed lightly and said, "Your mother is dead."

This sentence is as ironic as "your mother exploded". In modern times, you are going to be beaten.

Yi Bie didn't get angry or react too much, but said calmly: "I see."

Han Qing asked: "You don't seem to be surprised."

Yibie snorted coldly and said, "What reaction do I need?"

Han slightly frowned, he thought of thousands of other reactions but never thought that he would have such an attitude, as if the dead person was not his biological mother but an ordinary passer-by.

Xiao Jing is also very puzzled, obviously once Mrs. Osmanthus is dead, Yi Bie has no backer, now he looks like a ghost, without his mother, is he still being slaughtered?After thinking about it, a terrible idea appeared in his mind, he couldn't suppress his surprise, and said, "You found a spider to kill her?"

Yi Bie smiled gently and tried to create a good image in front of Xiao Jing, but his appearance was not convincing. "It's me." Yi Bie said, "I don't need her."

The appearance is already very inspirational, but the heart is even more ferocious, let alone want to be favored by a beauty, but what is a pity is how domineering, decisive, and daring he is, and what an indelible image he has left in the hearts of the beauties .

Men are not bad, women do not love, let alone beauties.

How could Xiao Jing, a young man with such a righteous outlook, think "Wow, so cool, I like it", he is not a boy in the second period of middle school, and he has persistently instilled the most cruel and violent spiders with moral thoughts of truth, goodness and beauty, in an attempt to Correct the aesthetics of violence.

Even Chang Xian felt that it was easy to distinguish this person: "Look at him, he looks like a blow-up doll hahahahahaha..."

Xiao Jing: "..."

Coriander: "..."

Xiao Jing: "How do you know about blow-up dolls? Have you ever seen blow-up dolls?"

Coriander, escape.

An innocent (not) little virgin like Xiao Jing doesn’t even know what a blow-up doll is, even a good blow-up doll of Moubao sells for more than 1000 or even [-]. Find a girl, not a blow-up doll.

Hey, didn't you say you don't know?

Yi Bie asked, "How did my mother die?"

The woman next to him obediently came behind him and rubbed his shoulders, even though his body might not feel any pain.

"Strangled." Xiao Jing said.

The beauty's answer made Yi Bie even more satisfied, thinking that he was favored by the beauty, otherwise the beauty would not pay attention to him at all.

"Did she die painfully?" Yi Bie asked.

Han Qing's eyes widened, and she said word by word: "Before she died, she still wanted to know who was going to buy her life!"

For Yi Bie, Madam Osmanthus' death was not surprising but within his expected range, if it wasn't for his inability to move his hands, he would even clap his hands.

Yibie laughed and said, "That's great! Did the spider tell her?"

Han Qing said: "No, she will not die with peace."

Yi Bie frowned and said, "No, you have to tell her, so that she will feel even more uncomfortable."

They didn't know what happened between the mother and the child, and from Han Qing's point of view, he couldn't understand it, because Mrs. Osmanthus really paid a lot for her son.

Yi Bie seemed to understand their doubts, and said flatly: "Do you think I'm a useless person now?"

"You don't look like a useless person, you are a useless person." Xiao Jing said with a look of disgust.

Yi Bie's smile disappeared, because the consequences of Destiny Shuangju made him even inhumane, he originally meant that he couldn't move, but the words that came out of the beauty's mouth carried a little bit in his ears. other taste.

"If it wasn't for that vicious woman, I would have become like this?" Yi Bie shouted angrily, his body couldn't move, he could only half lie on the bed and tell them that there was no threat at all.

Xiao Jing asked Han Qing: "What's going on?"

Han Qing didn't know either.

Yi Bie sneered and said, "I was only eight years old when I started practicing Shuangshu of Destiny, and now I am 19 years old. I have practiced Shuangshu of Destiny for ten years, and then I was backlashed by this evil skill. You say I am eight years old. How could Sui have the ability to find the legendary Shuangshen of Destiny? Countless people in the world want Shuangshen of Destiny, whether I am a god or a reincarnation of a lucky star, Shuangshen of Destiny is like a book that costs a penny at a roadside stall , are they everywhere?"

Xiao Jing: "The roadside stalls don't even sell books for a penny..."

Yi Bie: "..."

Han Qing: "..."

No, that's not the point, okay?

Yi don't say: "My body has been weak since I was a child, and my martial arts foundation is also weak. I was born prematurely..."

Xiao Jing rubbed his eyes: "Oh, it's too miserable..."

Yi Bie: "..."

Han Qing: "..."

Yi Bie continued: "My father didn't treat my son as a son at all.

Xiao Jing: "Think of you as a grandson?"

Yi Bie: "..."

Han Qing: "..."

Yi Bie pretended not to hear, and said, "When I was three or four years old, I caused a huge fire at home, burned down my father's exercise secret books and poison medicine, and was severely beaten."

Xiao Jing nodded: "It should be." Bear boy or something, if you make a mistake, you must beat him!Just don't beat people to death, it's against the law to beat people to death.

Yi Bie: "..."

Han Qing: "..."

Yi Bie decided to ignore him, saying: "The consequence of being beaten up by my father, a martial arts genius, is that I lost the root of martial arts."

Xiao Jing: "It's natural."

Young man, I see that you have delicate features, delicate features, and a unique bone structure. You are a rare martial arts talent once in a millennium!This "Book of Shabi" is considered a meeting gift from me, don't thank me, don't ask my name, if you insist on knowing my name, I will tell you reluctantly, my name is - IQ Queer Kuangshi A genius with colorful hair, invincible in the world, domineering and ambitious.

Changxian: "referred to as mentally retarded."

Xiao Jing: "..."

Yi Bie said: "But my mother didn't want to give up on me, so she searched everywhere for martial arts cheats suitable for me. In the end, she spent thousands of dollars to obtain a fragment of a scroll with double destiny. She didn't know it was a fragment. I gave it to me without reading it. At that time, I was still young, and I didn’t even know what the duality of fate was. After studying hard, I realized that it was a fragment. I had studied it for ten years, and it was already too late..."

Xiao Jing asked, "How do you know it's a fragment of a scroll?"

Yi Bie said painfully: "Because the last page of that exercise book says 'If you want to know what will happen next, let's listen to the next chapter to explain it'."

Xiao Jing: "..."

Oh my god, it's such a sad story, but I really want to laugh.You are the exercises written by Mr. Storyteller, and you will break them down next time. This is a trap!Congratulations, you have become a corpse at the bottom of the pit hahahaha, where are you, the author, come out soon! Explode the address and send you the blade, believe it or not hahaha.

Han Qing endured it, but couldn't hold it back, and still laughed out loud. Xiao Jing laughed when he saw him, so he didn't hold back anymore, and laughed freely.

As the saying goes, joy is contagious.

The people in the whole hall were infected by their laughter. They didn't know what was going on, but they laughed one after another, all of them looked overjoyed, as if they were laughing for a big deal.

Yi Bie: "..."