The male protagonist has a unique style of painting

Compared with the bustling main area, the north side of the Selling Gold Cave is unimaginably bleak and bleak: a large pit about ten meters wide, with shovels and wooden boards scattered around it, and a tattered bamboo and rattan chair sitting on a sad face. Haggard pregnant woman.

Xiao Jing asked Han Qing in a low voice, "Is she fat or pregnant?"

Han Qing looked at the woman's hands, her wrists were a little swollen, her face and neck were swollen, but she didn't have much blood, and replied, "I'm pregnant."

Xiao Jing thought that he felt the pulse of a bad old man Xiusan before, and said that he had a "happy pulse", and couldn't help but feel the hairs on his back.Feeling the pulse can be messy, and it is even more difficult to distinguish with the naked eye.

Modern women are not very good at distinguishing between pregnancy and obesity. If you give up your seat to an obese woman on the bus, it’s okay if she just sits like this. She asks why you gave up her seat. If you say she is pregnant, she will definitely tear you up. Your six relatives will not recognize you.If you give up your seat to a pregnant woman, you will be rewarded, and it is also an expression of grace.What's more, some men in modern times are obviously just beer bellies, but they seem to have fuller bellies than pregnant women, which makes people confused.

Xiao Jing admired Han Qing's judgment, and said, "You have really good eyes."

Han Qing seldom hears her sweetheart praise herself, let alone praise herself in front of her rival, so she said: "If it's not good, why would I fall in love with you?"

Xiao Jing blushed and was teased again... What's wrong with this attack?Is the love talk skill point full?Even though he was a straight man, he couldn't help but feel flustered.

Feng Chi couldn't understand Han Qing's behavior, so he bumped him with his elbow and said, "Sorrow and joy, you can see that that woman's pregnancy is nothing special, if you can tell how many babies are in her belly and which are boys Being a woman is powerful."

Xiao Jing's eyes lit up, naked eye B-ultrasound?There was no B-ultrasound technology in ancient times. It is indeed a very powerful skill to be able to tell whether a man is a woman, but...even if it is a character in a novel, this is a bit too fake.

Without raising her eyelids, Han Qing said, "Eight months, single birth, baby boy."

Feng Chi's face changed and he didn't speak anymore. Xiao Jing knew it was a unique skill but couldn't help but asked: "How did you see it? I heard that for pregnant women, the one with the round belly is a girl, and the one with a pointed belly is a girl." It's a boy, but my mother always had a round belly when she was pregnant with me, is this accurate?"

Han lightly pursed his lips and said, "No."

Xiao Jing took his hand and said, "Then tell me."

Han whispered, "I'm talking nonsense."

Xiao Jing: "..."

It's really fake!

Feng Chi snorted coldly, and said, "You have good eyesight, but I'm really not as good as you in this regard. After all, I'm not a medical practitioner."

You actually believe it better than me!Master, how simple are you!

Xiao Jing turned around and asked Yi Bie, "What does this woman do?"

Yi Bie said flatly: "Overseer."

"Supervisor?" Xiao Jing asked puzzled.

Yi Bie nodded and said: "She is one of the few people my mother can trust. Women don't have friends in the first place. What's more, she was killed by my mother. Every time she finds a new husband, she will be imprisoned." Kill the man."

Xiao Jing waved his hand and said, "I don't really understand you Jianghu people."

Yi Bie said: "She doesn't know anything. Without a husband, she has no support. If she doesn't have money, she can only work for my mother, but she is pregnant and can't do anything, so she works as a supervisor."

Xiao Jing couldn't help asking: "Then what is the relationship between her and Mrs. Osmanthus?"

Yi Bie said: "She is from my mother's hometown. My mother said so. I don't know exactly what it is."

This kind of scene of falling in love and killing each other really makes people fantasize, no no no no I am a straight man, why do I think of Lily?In fact, it seems that there is nothing wrong with straight men thinking about Lily, since they are all girls anyway.

Xiao Jing gradually relaxed his heart.

In short, this pregnant woman had an inexplicable past with Mrs. Osmanthus. Mrs. Osmanthus took her for her own use, fearing that she would betray her, and asked her to kill her husband every time she became pregnant. There is no way to escape from myself.

You say it's not what twisted love is!

Han Qing looked at the woman who had noticed them, and asked Yi Bie, "What's her name?"

Yi don't say: "Xian Wang."

Xian Wang stood up from the rattan chair, looked at them, and asked, "Who are you? You can't come here."

Xiao Jing looked around, and there were no workers working except her. Is this supervisor really useful?She is a pregnant woman who can't carry things on her shoulders and hands, and has no fighting strength. Will anyone really listen to her?

Yi Bie walked over and said, "Aunt Xianwang, it's me, Yi Bie."

Xianwang squinted his eyes for a long time before suddenly saying, "Oh, aren't you the son of Mrs. Guihuafu?"

... Mrs. Ghost Painter?

Yi Bie corrected patiently and said, "It's Mrs. Osmanthus."

Xian Wang waved his hand: "I call her Ghost Painting Talisman, because her handwriting is ugly, and her paintings are also ugly. The teachers in the private school used to call her Ghost Painting Talisman. Later, because her handwriting was really ugly, she asked me to give it to her." She's doing her homework..."

That kind of thing doesn't matter, if it's a gossip reporter, they should like it very much, Xiao Jing complained while writing notes.

Coriander: "..."

Xiao Jing glanced at the big pit, it seemed that the construction had not officially started, and there was no trace of Fenglong Amber, but Yi said that Xian Wang was one of the few people Mrs. Osmanthus could trust, so maybe she would know about Fenglong Amber where the hell.

Yi Bie also asked the question he wanted to ask very appropriately: "Aunt Xianwang, what is my mother doing here?"

Xian Wang glanced at the other three people, obviously concerned about them, Yi Bie said: "It's okay, they are our own."

Seeing that he had said that, Xian felt embarrassed to be alone, so he said, "Madam Guihuafu wants to build a... swimming pool here."

You hesitate!He obviously just hesitated for a while, but he still seemed very concerned. He refused to tell us the truth, and even moved out of the swimming pool!

Feng Chi frowned and said, "The hole dug for this swimming pool seems a bit small."

What do you seriously believe in!Obviously she was talking nonsense, okay?

Feng Chi said, "You are the supervisor? What about the workers?"

Xian Wang sighed and said, "Oh, they don't work."

Feng Chi said: "Don't you rush if you don't work?"

Xianwang said: "The ghost painting talisman didn't tell me when it was finished. I thought I didn't want to rush it if I was not in a hurry. Look at my big belly, how can I rush people?"

It seems that Mrs. Osmanthus will not be able to see her swimming pool until she dies... Bah, I don't know what has been built.

Feng Chi said: "It seems that you, the supervisor, exist in name only."

Xianwang said aggrievedly: "I'm a pregnant woman, you can't ask so much of me, I'll get my tires gasped."

Feng Chi sneered and said, "Pregnant women are amazing? Who wouldn't get pregnant? Just you?"

Sorry, we really don't.

Xiao Jing saw that there seemed to be an expression on Xian Wang's face: "With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish."

Feng Chi pulled Xiao Jing closer and said, "If I want, I can make him pregnant every day."

What the hell is pregnancy every day? Do you know what pregnancy is?

Xiao Jing thought of his cousin, once he went to play at his cousin's house, and saw his cousin was sluggish.

Xiao Jing asked very simply: "What's wrong with you, cousin?"

The cousin didn't shy away, and said, "Come on, auntie."

Xiao Jing said, "Is it hard?"

The cousin said weakly: "It's hard, cousin, please comfort me."

Xiao Jing thought for a while and said, "Drink more hot water."

Cousin: "...I told you that you don't have a girlfriend like this, did you make it?"

Xiao Jing said: "Then you don't feel well today, I'll come back tomorrow."

The cousin wanted to say something, but Xiao Jing left without looking back.

The next day Xiao Jing came to his cousin's house and saw that his cousin was still depressed.

Xiao Jing asked: "What's wrong with you, cousin?"

The cousin continued to say weakly: "My great aunt."

Xiao Jing said strangely: "Aren't you the big aunt yesterday, why are you still the big aunt today?"

Cousin: "...I told you that you don't have a girlfriend like this, did you make it?"

Xiao Jing looked aggrieved: "What's wrong with me? I didn't tell you to drink more hot water."

Cousin: "..." You are not suitable to have a girlfriend, you are suitable to be someone else's girlfriend, you don't understand anything.

It was only later that Xiao Jing found out that the aunt did not come here for a day.Back to the present, it's just that Feng Chi doesn't know that pregnancy is not a matter of a day or two.

The problem was that he knew from Han Qing that the woman was eight months pregnant, and he could still say such nonsense words as "pregnant every day".Bah, bah, who wants to get pregnant?

Han said coldly: "A man can't get pregnant."

Yeah!Doctor!You have to establish the correct three views for this leader!How could a man be pregnant, really!

Han Qing said: "I am the only one who can make him pregnant."

Pregnant with you seven uncles and eight uncles! ! !It has been said that men will not get pregnant, what are you talking about?Are you a miracle doctor?What fertility drug do you really want to develop?The original novel is about to cry, can you make it an ordinary martial arts novel?Don't engage in crooked things to convey incorrect ideas, okay?Can you keep your feet on the ground and face the future?

Seeing that these two people were about to move their hands, the pregnant woman Xianwang began to feel her presence: "I tell you, if you ignore a pregnant woman like this, it is not good, and I will move my fetus."

Is your fetal gas a fart?No matter what you say, you also move your fetal gas, not to mention you, you also move your fetal gas. Your fetal gas circulates in your body for several small weeks after you are full every day. Do you want to cultivate immortality or Taoism? You forgot this Is it a martial arts background?Why do you want me as a reader to emphasize the worldview setting with you NPCs?

As soon as Feng Chi heard that the woman was still chattering, when he raised his hand, the palm became concentrated, and just about to strike, Xiao Jing stopped him and said, "He's a pregnant woman, what are you doing with her?"

Feng Chi said coldly: "She really talks too much."

Xiao Jing resolutely said: "Who wasn't born by a pregnant woman? You're somewhat irritable when you're pregnant, can't you understand?"

Feng Chi looked into his eyes and said after a long time: "Will you be like this in the future?"

Xiao Jing didn't understand: "Huh?"

Feng Chi put down his hand and said: "In this case, I will spare her life."

Xiao Jing: "???"

No, teacher, what are you thinking?Why can't I understand?

Xiao Jing asked Xian Wang, "Excuse me, do you know about Fenglong Amber?"

Xian Wang's eyes sank, and he said, "Longfeng Amber? Who doesn't know about this thing?"

There was some coldness in Han Qing's eyes, Xiao Jing didn't notice, but continued to ask: "Then do you know that Mrs. Osmanthus got the Dragon Sealing Amber, where did she hide it?"

Xian Wang clutched his stomach and said, "Oh, are you asking me? My stomach feels a little uncomfortable, my child..."

Xiao Jing turned to Feng Chi and said, "You should do it."

It's so convenient to come here as a pregnant woman for convenience, if Han Qing hadn't said that she was really pregnant, he would have suspected that there was something like a pillow stuffed in her stomach, and pretended to be pitiful to avoid the problem.

Feng Chi turned to persuade him: "She's a pregnant woman, who wasn't born by a pregnant woman? Just put up with her little willfulness, I've seen your future in her, I can still bear it."

Xiao Jing said impatiently: "From the very beginning, I can't quite understand what you said. What do you mean? I'm a man and I won't get pregnant. If I could, why don't you get pregnant?"

Feng Chi blushed suspiciously, and said falteringly: "Are you asking me to marry you?"

……Pooh!