The male protagonist has a unique style of painting

I don't know what method Han Qing used to drive away all the people surrounding the yard, there was no one on the spacious cobblestone road, and the yellow warbler occasionally chirped in the dense leaves.Today's sun is too hot, it seems that everything will be faded by it, but it is already dusk, and there is still smoke in the distance, and the ground that has been roasted for a day emits a burnt smell.

Xiao Jing thought that Chang Xian likes to go barefoot, and walking on this kind of ground would probably be half-cooked, and now he can feel the rolling heat from the ground through the soles of his shoes while wearing shoes.However, people in the martial arts probably know some kind of qi protection, inner strength protection and body protection. Since there are foot covers, it shouldn't cause much damage.

Why do the authors of those martial arts novels always write that martial arts are omnipotent?There must be authors who write about martial arts in martial arts novels to cure infertility, premature ejaculation and impotence, but I haven't read enough books and haven't seen it.

Xiao Jing recalled the courtyard where he lived, and ran over quickly. It was also strange that there was no one on the road, except for the chirping of birds and the singing of cicadas, there was no sound at all.

Maybe they went to eat, if Han Qing still had a conscience, she would definitely inform the kitchen to save some food for herself.

Chang Xian said quietly: "Cold food is not delicious."

Xiao Jing said helplessly: "You were kicked out of the house when you were a child, and you ate even the most unpalatable food. Why are you still picking and choosing now? One must know how to be content."

Chang Xian smiled and said, "You can only cherish the present when you remember the bitterness and think about the sweetness. Who would eat something like shit after eating delicious food?"

"Could you stop saying 'shit'..."

Chang Xian said: "The taste of cold food has also changed, you'd better ask Han Qing to eat it for you."

And caught off guard and said dirty jokes? !

Xiao Jing refused, "I don't want to eat Han Qing."

Chang Xian thought for a while, then said: "I don't know if Yu Yin has ever cooked, but he looks like he has never cooked, he has never been a cook, but he has killed a cook... Yu Yin did it The food must not be very tasty. So you can't eat under him."

Cherish the food, cherish the cook!A person who can kill even a cook, how many delicious things can he cook? If he shakes his hands and puts too much salt and ruins a dish, he can't draw his sword and kill himself?

"I don't want to eat anyone's bottom!" Xiao Jing said unbearably.

Chang Xian blinked her eyes and said, "You can make it cool and eat him..."

"roll!"

There is a poem that says that you are more timid if you are close to the hometown, and you dare not ask people who come.

When Xiao Jing arrived in the yard, he felt that the door was so tall and heavy, and his steps were no longer brisk and anxious as before, and he moved slowly and slowly.

Chang Xian couldn't understand his appearance and said, "Are you afraid of seeing your lover?"

Xiao Jing immediately exploded and said, "What lover? We are just pure friends!"

"Then what do you look like cowering?" Chang Xian said disdainfully, "Are you afraid that he will see you wearing a bunch of green hats on him when he wakes up?"

"I didn't flinch..." Xiao Jing took a big step while saying that, then stopped, "Wait, green hat?"

Chang Xian shrugged and said, "You have to know that every second of your hesitation will cause him a second of pain."

Xiao Jing thought, that's right, in many plots, this is the way of dawdling, but before the medicine arrives, people can't survive and are poisoned to death.To break through the shackles of the routine of the novel, one must take a bold step!Xiao Jing's eyes were burning with determination, and he ran to the door with big strides. He didn't know how to open this kind of door, so he just kicked it smartly like in a police movie.

Then the door frame fell, the prisoner ran, and the suspect was not home.

In fact, he was already lying on the bed, but there was another person beside him, that was Chu Li from the Xuanqing sect.She looked behind in surprise, thinking that someone was coming to take Ji Liang's life, her hand was already on her scabbard.

She was a little pleasantly surprised when she saw it was Xiao Jing, but Xiao Jing was inexplicably disappointed and tired seeing him sleeping peacefully on the bed.

Chu Li was scrubbing Ji Liang's body, and the water basin at hand was still emitting dense heat. Ji Liang was wearing nothing on his upper body, revealing his fit and strong body. "My lord, are you back?" Chu Qi put down the scabbard in his hand, threw the towel into the basin, and looked at him sincerely.

Without saying a word, Xiao Jing took out a white porcelain bottle from his arms and threw it to Chu Qi. His strength was so weak that Chu Qi almost missed it. "What's this?" Hatsuzuki asked.

"Shit." Xiao Jing squeezed out the word patiently, and then walked away without looking back.

Chu Qi couldn't figure it out, didn't know what he meant, and naturally didn't believe what he said.Since Han Qing and Chang Xian have come back, they should have brought the antidote, if Han Qing didn't come, but the young master came, then what the young master gave him was the antidote.Chu Qi felt that she was so witty, happily unscrewed the stopper on the porcelain bottle, squeezed her cold mouth with her fingers, and poured the contents of the porcelain bottle into it.

Ji Liang swallowed it unconsciously, and when the medicine took effect, he almost spit out all his internal organs because of the strange taste in his mouth.Chu Qi was overjoyed to see Ji Liang opened his eyes, jumped up from the bed with a frightened face, and said, "Leader, are you awake?"

Ji Liang's face turned black, he grabbed Chu Li's arm and even unconsciously used his internal strength, saying, "What exactly are you feeding me?"

Chu Qi was caught so hard that his hand was about to break, and he grinned his teeth in pain, his eyes were still dazed by what he said, and he said, "It's something the young master gave me, it should be the antidote, right? After you eat it, leader, now Isn't it good?"

Hearing the title of "Young Master", Ji Liang was also at a loss for a moment, and then asked anxiously: "Changxian? Did he say it was the antidote?"

Hatsuzuki shook her head and said, "He said it was 'shit'."

Has been cold: "..."

Chu Qi laughed harmlessly and said, "Hahaha, my son really likes to joke. It's obviously the antidote, but he actually said it was 'shit'."

Ji Liang was silent: "..."

Really shit.

And it's still a little spoiled, a little sour...

Who would have thought that Yueying, who became the leader of the egret at a young age, would one day eat shit?

And this shit, he had to eat it, if he didn't eat it, he would be poisoned to death.

Ji Liang sat on the bed dejectedly, just wanting to be alone.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, no one noticed that there was a person on the roof, a crock of peach wine, a plate of peanuts, a plate of

Mung bean cake, a plate of cold noodles, a plate of fried shrimp, a plate of sauced elbow, a plate of marinated chicken legs, a plate of...

Chang Xian said impatiently: "You are so full of plates, why do you go to the roof? Why don't you just squat in the kitchen!"

Xiao Jing raised his head, grabbed the wine jar, took a sip of wine, and said, "Sing to wine..."

"I can't make a song." Chang Xian said.

Xiao Jing: "..." (Xiao Jing wanted to say "Singing to Wine, How Much Life Is" in Su Shi's "Water Melody Song Head: When Will the Moon Come" was used by Du Mu's "Hunan Zhengchu Recruits Li Ying Talents" by Chang Xian "You can't make a song about wine" and blocked it back)

Xiao Jing took another sip of wine, and said loudly: "I advise you to drink one more glass of wine..."

Changxian replied lazily: "From now on, I am a passerby." (It should be "West out of Yangguan without old friends")

Xiao Jing: "..." Even a lewd hand is so wet... Bah, I won't even give you a good poem, the hero is too harsh!

Chang Xian sighed and said, "What are you upset about?"

Xiao Jing said sullenly, "I'm not unhappy."

He took a food box in the kitchen, filled it with side dishes and pastries, a heavy pile of food, and he also took a jar of wine.No one found out when he left the mansion, Xiao Jing also thought about how to use Chang Xian's lightness kung fu for a while, and he ran away easily.

No one can find his best.

He just wanted to get the spinel on Feng Chi's body, the sooner the better, so that he could leave this world.

Chang Xian was speechless for a while, then smiled sweetly and said, "Is that why you want to leave here?"

Xiao Jing said angrily: "You let a modern person go to this ancient time, without a mobile phone, a computer, or the Internet, who would not go crazy? Those people in the novel who travel through ancient times today and have no memory of reality are all fake. Who can live without a mobile phone?"

"Do you want a mobile phone?" Chang Xian asked, resting his chin. "In ancient times, there were scenery you couldn't see. In modern times, there are high-rise buildings, dust and exhaust gas... Tell me how long has it been since you breathed fresh air?"

"To put it bluntly, it's boring." Xiao Jing wanted to take a deep breath, but hiccupped heavily. Chang Xian's pair of soft and shining eyes were looking at the vast moonlight through the void, the cold light Make the tiles turn white.

"You don't need to encourage me, I haven't finished chasing the episode yet, and I won't have any nostalgia for the ancient times until I see the ending." The wine was a little too strong, and Xiao Jing had already stopped drinking, but took a sip one after another. Eat cold food.Chi Mu's cook is very skilled. Even though it's cold, the food is still very delicious. After all, he cooks at his own risk, and if he talks too much, he will cry.

Chang Xian sighed and said, "What are you chasing after? I don't quite understand such a strong obsession."

Xiao Jing hiccupped again, blushing and said, "News broadcast."

Coriander: "..."

Xiao Jing ate the food slowly, Chang Xian saw him so absent-minded, and said, "What did Zi Liang do wrong?"

Xiao Jing froze for a moment, then said in a muffled voice, "He didn't do anything wrong."

Chang Xian thought for a while, Chu Qi was also in the room at the time, it had been cold and poisoned for a while, no one would take care of it, and someone must do the eating, drinking, and cleaning.Although he didn't quite understand why it was Chu Qi who did it instead of the large group of maids and servants in the mansion, but he couldn't deny that it was a bit embarrassing to encounter such a situation.

The moonlight is like water, and the beauty's black silk flutters gently in the night wind, her creamy complexion reveals a hint of pink charm, her slender fingers are pinching a chicken leg bone, and the cherry is sucking the salty and sweet sauce on the chicken bone.

Someone sighed.

When Xiao Jing noticed it, that person was already sitting beside him, and he held up a can of wine high up, and the moonlight illuminated his face clearly.

"It's you." Xiao Jing's eyes were a little drunk, no matter how strong Chang Xian's alcohol capacity was, he couldn't stand his tossing, and the peach blossom wine sounded elegant, but it was actually a kind of wine with great stamina.

"It's me." After finishing speaking, he poured all the wine in the jar into his mouth, before Xiao Jing could stop him.

Xiao Jing frowned and said, "I remember you poured it in a glass."

Feng Chi's face immediately seemed to be overcooked, and it quickly became red with blood, and his tongue grew bigger: "I'm not... one, pour it in a glass!"

"You obviously are." Xiao Jing reluctantly took the crock from his hand, there was no wine in it, he was still a minor in the original world, he only drank beer, and he only came here Only then did I dare to use the body of Changxian to drink some white wine.Fortunately, Chang Xian's body is quite resistant to alcohol, he drank it like drinking water, but he didn't miss a single bit of the feeling that the wine brought to the man, and he accepted it all.

The problem is that Feng Chi is a character who can't drink even a drop of alcohol, and now he's a little wobbly sitting in front of him, Xiao Jing is very worried that the leader of the Demon Cult will slip on his butt and fall from the roof and break his neck.Xiao Jing thought about it, and saw that the food and drinks were almost taken care of by himself, and there were still some Sichuan-flavored chicken tenders left, so he stuffed it for Feng Chi, and said, "You don't feel so uncomfortable eating something."

Feng Chi was as obedient as a little rabbit, he obediently ate the chicken tenderloin with his hand, after chewing a few mouthfuls, he let out a scream: "La La La La La is dead!!!"

Xiao Jing's head is getting bigger, leader, not only can't you drink alcohol, you can't even eat spicy food?What kind of physique are you?What about killing people like numbness, cold-blooded, ruthless, domineering and domineering?Could it be too weak? What kind of setting is this?

Feng Chi's alcohol was getting stronger, he searched everywhere for water but couldn't find it, the only wine he had was drunk, and his head was not working well, so he grabbed Xiao Jing and kissed him.Just as Xiao Jing was about to push him away, he was attacked by his tongue. The tongue was stimulated by the heat and secreted more sticky saliva to help lubricate, and the two tongues were entangled.With the help of Xiao Jing's Jiu Jin, Xiao Jing's waist was softened by the kiss, as if he saw the moon and stars reflected in Feng Chi's water-colored eyes.

They didn't know anything about what happened next.