Passing through the station
Chapter 192
This world is no longer fit for children!
Two children with very similar dirty faces, one stood guard under the tree, and the other dexterously got down from the tree, making almost no sound when it landed.
The little boy made a gesture: "Goal is in hand, let's go!"
The little girl guarding under the tree nodded with a serious face: "Yeah."
This is a mountain forest on the outskirts of Xijing, and the area is not too large for the Chu family army in training.But for the two ten-year-old little Douding, it was comparable to the virgin forest.
The three-day field survival training was thought up by their "vicious" sister-in-law.They started when they were tricked into taking a day trip to the countryside at the age of seven, and it is now their fourth year.This year's difficulty is also extremely high, even a little fat man is not allowed to take it!
To the Chu family army, this forest is just a novice village. It is plowed several times by the Chu family army every year, and there is no serious threat in it.All dangerous snakes, insects, rats, ants, and beasts have long since disappeared.
There are many edible things.Wild fruits available for collection, various eggs, and small prey such as pheasants and hares.Two Doudings can catch a lot of prey with a pair of slingshots, and they can even stick fish.
Unlike the Chu family army who could only carry a dagger into the forest, the little Doudings were fully equipped.They have practiced martial arts since childhood, and their physical fitness is not comparable to that of ordinary people.It's not like a fish in water in the forest, but it's easy to do, provided there are no enemies!
Adults in this world always have no lower limit, and they can always come up with all kinds of vicious ideas!
Based on previous years of experience, they have experienced disgusting encounters such as camps being destroyed, food stolen, traps destroyed, etc., which made their wild survival extremely difficult.
The twins skillfully found a suitable camping site, quickly set up the tent, and then went to collect firewood and fetch water one by one. After the pot was put on the rack and the campfire was lit, they breathed a sigh of relief.
Chu Lan took out the task goal she found today from her bag and put it away, then opened an envelope, which contained a task reminder: "To make a fat and tender roast chicken, less oil and less salt is required. If approved by the guests, it will be Get help from a guest."
Surviving in the wild for three days is not as simple as just surviving outside for three days, but also to find specific task items.Finding the number of mission items will determine their quality of life in the next year; including the amount of pocket money, the number of snacks, and the degree of homework, and even the right to sleep with fat people!
Chu Yan poked the eggs in the pot with chopsticks: "We found all the pearls, hairpins, chopsticks, daggers, bows and arrows, and there is a bag of popcorn left?"
"That's right. They will definitely put the popcorn in the woods tonight or tomorrow. We haven't even smelled it in the past two days." Although he is not a dog, his nose is as sensitive as a dog's!Chu Lan firmly believed so.
"Sure." Chu Yan also agreed, "Then let's make a few condoms tomorrow and put them around for a try."
The lasso for catching small prey is very simple, and the traps made from local materials may not be very strong, but they are all disposable items anyway. Even if the prey breaks free, it will not be difficult to hit a pheasant tomorrow.
After five traps, two rabbits were caught, but none of the chicken feathers were seen.
However, the two quickly hunted down two pheasants, roasted them quickly, and the guests also appeared.
There are more than one guest.
"Xuexue, do you want to try it? It's just baked~" Chu Yan broke off a chicken leg and handed it to Xuexue.
Xuexue turned her head coldly, and didn't even twitch her nose.
Chu Lan aimed at Fat Ball: "Aren't we good buddies? Give me some face, and come back out of limbo after eating the waste of Mengyou!"
Fat Ball sniffed at the pheasant next to his mouth, and then ran away without any brotherly love.
So, there is only one goal left!
"Three Fatty!" The chubby white dog with legs as tall as a palm was quickly grabbed and picked up.
San Pang was terrified and screamed desperately: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"
Chu Lan hugged San Fatty: "Don't bark."
Sanpang realized that he was being lifted high, so he wagged his tail happily and stretched his neck to lick Chu Lan.
Chu Lan smiled and handed it to Chu Yan: "San Pang, good boy, eat chicken~"
San Pang took Chu Yan's hand, obediently took a bite of the chicken, opened his mouth, and spat it out.
There is a big devil who controls the kitchen in the family, and the result is that even the dog in the family has become a picky person.For the grilled chicken that is slightly burnt, but the taste is actually good, it doesn't give any face at all.
San Pang, who wasted food, was beaten up violently.
The two siblings finally found out the popcorn by relying on their own noses.
On the last day, the two of them came out of the woods carrying all the trophies they had found and San Fat together.However, an accident happened when the loot was handed over.
"Why doesn't it count? We obviously found popcorn!" It was just eaten by Sanpang.
"Yeah, the bag of popcorn is still here!"
Ruan, the big devil, vicious sister-in-law, Bai was unmoved: "The mission item is popcorn, not a bag of popcorn."
Chu, the minion of the tiger, the eldest brother Hao, was also stern and selfless: "That's right! Give me the three fats!" The little fat man weighs about ten catties, and it is not too heavy for two cubs to hold.
The two cubs who have no autonomy can only hand over everything on their bodies, including San Pang, and then resigned to their fate to be taken away by the murderous elder brother to wash them for nothing.
An hour later, the two little savages turned into little babies carved in jade again.The faces of the dragon and phoenix twins after washing are [-]% similar.They will not return to the palace immediately tonight, but will stay in the barracks for one night, and will go back the next day, continuing to live the regular life of the girls and young masters of the palace.
Well, although they say not to participate in this kind of field survival training, they are still eager to come out and let the wind go.
At dawn the next morning, several ordinary-looking carriages set off from Daying on the outskirts of Beijing and returned to Xijing.
The dragon and phoenix twins lay horizontally in a carriage, and San Pang, who was also washed clean, pressed his short body sideways on the two of them.
"I heard that the venue will be changed next year." Chu Lan said in a very quack manner.
As the younger sister, Chu Yan understood in seconds: "Where are you going if you are not in the suburbs of Beijing? Originally, there is a large area of land in the hot spring village..."
"Hot Spring Village is useless. There are many people there." Now it is almost a small Xijing.Rich people don't have a hot spring house there, and they don't have the face to say that their family is rich.It is hard to find a house with a hot spring, and even the housing prices in nearby towns are comparable to those in Xijing.
There was a businessman who failed in business before, and even bought out his big house in Xijing. In the end, relying on the few houses he bought there in the early years and using the rent money, he made a comeback.
Chu Yan thought for a while: "Isn't it possible for us to go to the South China Sea? I really want to go to sea, but my parents probably won't let me."
"Do you think you will go to Shunyang?" Chu Lan was full of yearning for the prairie, "I heard that there are fat people everywhere..."
"Fat people all over the floor..." Chu Yan also fell into the fantasy that life was like a dream, and she returned Jiangyue with a bottle.
Of course, fantasy is beautiful, but reality is cruel.
After the twins were packed, they didn't stay at home for a few days before they were packed and sent to the capital.There is a little friend named Lin Miaomiao waiting for them to play together.
My father has offended too many people, so it's fine if he asks his father to pay his debts.Why is their eldest brother offending too many people, and they want brothers to die?Isn't their eldest brother not "final" yet?
Besides, even if they have a brother who is strong everywhere, and a sister-in-law who is weak everywhere, it doesn't mean that their two ten-year-old friends can also stand out from the crowd, okay?
Is Lin Miaomiao a normal person?When they escaped through a dog hole at the age of three, Lin Miaomiao directly tore down the wall of the princess mansion and went out!
Zhou Miaomiao is nothing to be afraid of.Although Zhou Miaomiao is the crown prince now, and has many radish heads under his command, it only takes a three fat one to bring them down!
As long as you identify the weak point to attack, then all enemies are paper tigers!
The twins moved to the carriage of the brother-in-law and asked, "What does Lin Miaomiao like?"
Ruan Bai said without even thinking about it: "He likes to crush big rocks on his chest." According to his night sky observation, Da Zhou has been full of monsters in recent years.These two in my family are enough to worry about, and the cubs of the old Zhou family are not bad.But for the stability of the court, the next generation of the Zhou and Chu families have to establish a good relationship.
Therefore, the way to deal with Lin Miaomiao is to give him a big rock!
Then, when Lin Miaomiao saw the big rock, she was satisfied with the twins who had been prepared and did what she wanted, and warmly invited Chu Lan: "Brother Lan, let's play together ~ Broken boulders on the chest are fun~"
Chu Lan's complexion changed, she looked at the half-human-high stone, touched her ribs, and said seriously: "Chest broken boulders are no longer popular, I will teach you a new way to play!"
Lin Miaomiao still doesn't know what's popular or not. He just listened to the new gameplay and felt that he was looking forward to it. He nodded and said, "Okay."
Chu Lan was lucky, waved her palm, and her tongue burst into spring thunder: "Hey!" A shallow palm imprint was branded on the stone, "How about patting the boulder with bare hands?"
Chu Yan had to show face to her elder brother, pretending not to see Chu Lan's red paws behind her back, pretending to be happy, clapping her hands and saying, "It seems to be fun, I'll come too. Ha!" Almost a slap print.
Lin Miaomiao saw how powerful her elder brother and sister were, so she couldn't help but get serious, rolled up her sleeves, and said in a vigorous manner, "It's Miaomiao's turn! Ah——"
Chu Yan wiped her face and said in a low voice, "Why does Miao Miao scream like he was hit by a stone?"
But Chu Lan rubbed her teeth: "The stone has been beaten to the point where it can't move, Meow Meow is screaming for the stone."
Chu Yan took a closer look.Isn't it?With the effort of their two sentences, Lin Miaomiao had already made the stone smaller, and said to Chu Lan with a happy face, "Brother Lan, give me another piece!"
Chu Lan silently flipped the table in her heart: This is such a big stone, are you trying to add another bowl to your meal?
The Chu family is quite "poor" and cannot afford Lin Miaomiao's big rock.
Lin Miaomiao could only go home and hug her rich father's thigh.
Consort Lin also took a long time to get people to find a yard of big stones: "Son, smash it hard! Daddy will get you as many stones as you want." What is it like to shoot a stone? Shooting houses and water can stun three fish.Sure enough, the Chu family is just weak, no, they are smart, and they can get along so well!How much money will I save this time!
A few years later, the Great Zhou Dynasty had a grand master who could tear granite by hand, meow~
Two children with very similar dirty faces, one stood guard under the tree, and the other dexterously got down from the tree, making almost no sound when it landed.
The little boy made a gesture: "Goal is in hand, let's go!"
The little girl guarding under the tree nodded with a serious face: "Yeah."
This is a mountain forest on the outskirts of Xijing, and the area is not too large for the Chu family army in training.But for the two ten-year-old little Douding, it was comparable to the virgin forest.
The three-day field survival training was thought up by their "vicious" sister-in-law.They started when they were tricked into taking a day trip to the countryside at the age of seven, and it is now their fourth year.This year's difficulty is also extremely high, even a little fat man is not allowed to take it!
To the Chu family army, this forest is just a novice village. It is plowed several times by the Chu family army every year, and there is no serious threat in it.All dangerous snakes, insects, rats, ants, and beasts have long since disappeared.
There are many edible things.Wild fruits available for collection, various eggs, and small prey such as pheasants and hares.Two Doudings can catch a lot of prey with a pair of slingshots, and they can even stick fish.
Unlike the Chu family army who could only carry a dagger into the forest, the little Doudings were fully equipped.They have practiced martial arts since childhood, and their physical fitness is not comparable to that of ordinary people.It's not like a fish in water in the forest, but it's easy to do, provided there are no enemies!
Adults in this world always have no lower limit, and they can always come up with all kinds of vicious ideas!
Based on previous years of experience, they have experienced disgusting encounters such as camps being destroyed, food stolen, traps destroyed, etc., which made their wild survival extremely difficult.
The twins skillfully found a suitable camping site, quickly set up the tent, and then went to collect firewood and fetch water one by one. After the pot was put on the rack and the campfire was lit, they breathed a sigh of relief.
Chu Lan took out the task goal she found today from her bag and put it away, then opened an envelope, which contained a task reminder: "To make a fat and tender roast chicken, less oil and less salt is required. If approved by the guests, it will be Get help from a guest."
Surviving in the wild for three days is not as simple as just surviving outside for three days, but also to find specific task items.Finding the number of mission items will determine their quality of life in the next year; including the amount of pocket money, the number of snacks, and the degree of homework, and even the right to sleep with fat people!
Chu Yan poked the eggs in the pot with chopsticks: "We found all the pearls, hairpins, chopsticks, daggers, bows and arrows, and there is a bag of popcorn left?"
"That's right. They will definitely put the popcorn in the woods tonight or tomorrow. We haven't even smelled it in the past two days." Although he is not a dog, his nose is as sensitive as a dog's!Chu Lan firmly believed so.
"Sure." Chu Yan also agreed, "Then let's make a few condoms tomorrow and put them around for a try."
The lasso for catching small prey is very simple, and the traps made from local materials may not be very strong, but they are all disposable items anyway. Even if the prey breaks free, it will not be difficult to hit a pheasant tomorrow.
After five traps, two rabbits were caught, but none of the chicken feathers were seen.
However, the two quickly hunted down two pheasants, roasted them quickly, and the guests also appeared.
There are more than one guest.
"Xuexue, do you want to try it? It's just baked~" Chu Yan broke off a chicken leg and handed it to Xuexue.
Xuexue turned her head coldly, and didn't even twitch her nose.
Chu Lan aimed at Fat Ball: "Aren't we good buddies? Give me some face, and come back out of limbo after eating the waste of Mengyou!"
Fat Ball sniffed at the pheasant next to his mouth, and then ran away without any brotherly love.
So, there is only one goal left!
"Three Fatty!" The chubby white dog with legs as tall as a palm was quickly grabbed and picked up.
San Pang was terrified and screamed desperately: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"
Chu Lan hugged San Fatty: "Don't bark."
Sanpang realized that he was being lifted high, so he wagged his tail happily and stretched his neck to lick Chu Lan.
Chu Lan smiled and handed it to Chu Yan: "San Pang, good boy, eat chicken~"
San Pang took Chu Yan's hand, obediently took a bite of the chicken, opened his mouth, and spat it out.
There is a big devil who controls the kitchen in the family, and the result is that even the dog in the family has become a picky person.For the grilled chicken that is slightly burnt, but the taste is actually good, it doesn't give any face at all.
San Pang, who wasted food, was beaten up violently.
The two siblings finally found out the popcorn by relying on their own noses.
On the last day, the two of them came out of the woods carrying all the trophies they had found and San Fat together.However, an accident happened when the loot was handed over.
"Why doesn't it count? We obviously found popcorn!" It was just eaten by Sanpang.
"Yeah, the bag of popcorn is still here!"
Ruan, the big devil, vicious sister-in-law, Bai was unmoved: "The mission item is popcorn, not a bag of popcorn."
Chu, the minion of the tiger, the eldest brother Hao, was also stern and selfless: "That's right! Give me the three fats!" The little fat man weighs about ten catties, and it is not too heavy for two cubs to hold.
The two cubs who have no autonomy can only hand over everything on their bodies, including San Pang, and then resigned to their fate to be taken away by the murderous elder brother to wash them for nothing.
An hour later, the two little savages turned into little babies carved in jade again.The faces of the dragon and phoenix twins after washing are [-]% similar.They will not return to the palace immediately tonight, but will stay in the barracks for one night, and will go back the next day, continuing to live the regular life of the girls and young masters of the palace.
Well, although they say not to participate in this kind of field survival training, they are still eager to come out and let the wind go.
At dawn the next morning, several ordinary-looking carriages set off from Daying on the outskirts of Beijing and returned to Xijing.
The dragon and phoenix twins lay horizontally in a carriage, and San Pang, who was also washed clean, pressed his short body sideways on the two of them.
"I heard that the venue will be changed next year." Chu Lan said in a very quack manner.
As the younger sister, Chu Yan understood in seconds: "Where are you going if you are not in the suburbs of Beijing? Originally, there is a large area of land in the hot spring village..."
"Hot Spring Village is useless. There are many people there." Now it is almost a small Xijing.Rich people don't have a hot spring house there, and they don't have the face to say that their family is rich.It is hard to find a house with a hot spring, and even the housing prices in nearby towns are comparable to those in Xijing.
There was a businessman who failed in business before, and even bought out his big house in Xijing. In the end, relying on the few houses he bought there in the early years and using the rent money, he made a comeback.
Chu Yan thought for a while: "Isn't it possible for us to go to the South China Sea? I really want to go to sea, but my parents probably won't let me."
"Do you think you will go to Shunyang?" Chu Lan was full of yearning for the prairie, "I heard that there are fat people everywhere..."
"Fat people all over the floor..." Chu Yan also fell into the fantasy that life was like a dream, and she returned Jiangyue with a bottle.
Of course, fantasy is beautiful, but reality is cruel.
After the twins were packed, they didn't stay at home for a few days before they were packed and sent to the capital.There is a little friend named Lin Miaomiao waiting for them to play together.
My father has offended too many people, so it's fine if he asks his father to pay his debts.Why is their eldest brother offending too many people, and they want brothers to die?Isn't their eldest brother not "final" yet?
Besides, even if they have a brother who is strong everywhere, and a sister-in-law who is weak everywhere, it doesn't mean that their two ten-year-old friends can also stand out from the crowd, okay?
Is Lin Miaomiao a normal person?When they escaped through a dog hole at the age of three, Lin Miaomiao directly tore down the wall of the princess mansion and went out!
Zhou Miaomiao is nothing to be afraid of.Although Zhou Miaomiao is the crown prince now, and has many radish heads under his command, it only takes a three fat one to bring them down!
As long as you identify the weak point to attack, then all enemies are paper tigers!
The twins moved to the carriage of the brother-in-law and asked, "What does Lin Miaomiao like?"
Ruan Bai said without even thinking about it: "He likes to crush big rocks on his chest." According to his night sky observation, Da Zhou has been full of monsters in recent years.These two in my family are enough to worry about, and the cubs of the old Zhou family are not bad.But for the stability of the court, the next generation of the Zhou and Chu families have to establish a good relationship.
Therefore, the way to deal with Lin Miaomiao is to give him a big rock!
Then, when Lin Miaomiao saw the big rock, she was satisfied with the twins who had been prepared and did what she wanted, and warmly invited Chu Lan: "Brother Lan, let's play together ~ Broken boulders on the chest are fun~"
Chu Lan's complexion changed, she looked at the half-human-high stone, touched her ribs, and said seriously: "Chest broken boulders are no longer popular, I will teach you a new way to play!"
Lin Miaomiao still doesn't know what's popular or not. He just listened to the new gameplay and felt that he was looking forward to it. He nodded and said, "Okay."
Chu Lan was lucky, waved her palm, and her tongue burst into spring thunder: "Hey!" A shallow palm imprint was branded on the stone, "How about patting the boulder with bare hands?"
Chu Yan had to show face to her elder brother, pretending not to see Chu Lan's red paws behind her back, pretending to be happy, clapping her hands and saying, "It seems to be fun, I'll come too. Ha!" Almost a slap print.
Lin Miaomiao saw how powerful her elder brother and sister were, so she couldn't help but get serious, rolled up her sleeves, and said in a vigorous manner, "It's Miaomiao's turn! Ah——"
Chu Yan wiped her face and said in a low voice, "Why does Miao Miao scream like he was hit by a stone?"
But Chu Lan rubbed her teeth: "The stone has been beaten to the point where it can't move, Meow Meow is screaming for the stone."
Chu Yan took a closer look.Isn't it?With the effort of their two sentences, Lin Miaomiao had already made the stone smaller, and said to Chu Lan with a happy face, "Brother Lan, give me another piece!"
Chu Lan silently flipped the table in her heart: This is such a big stone, are you trying to add another bowl to your meal?
The Chu family is quite "poor" and cannot afford Lin Miaomiao's big rock.
Lin Miaomiao could only go home and hug her rich father's thigh.
Consort Lin also took a long time to get people to find a yard of big stones: "Son, smash it hard! Daddy will get you as many stones as you want." What is it like to shoot a stone? Shooting houses and water can stun three fish.Sure enough, the Chu family is just weak, no, they are smart, and they can get along so well!How much money will I save this time!
A few years later, the Great Zhou Dynasty had a grand master who could tear granite by hand, meow~
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