Demon's Self-cultivation

"Hey, Qiao Qiao, move faster! I've already helped you deal with several groups of people's inquiries in the past, and I'm almost unable to hold on!"

A man's anxious voice came from the earphones, and the black-haired "girl" in a gorgeous long dress rolled her eyes and responded in a low voice: "I know, I know, George, shut up and don't affect my thinking!"

Although the expression on her face was calm, the movements of the fingers of the "girl" were exceptionally fast. The slender fingers wearing thin gloves almost left afterimages, and the focused black eyes reflected line after line of fast-moving characters. sequence.

One minute later, the "girl"'s eyes lit up and she smiled triumphantly: "I've got it done!"

"Thank God!" The male voice in the earphone let out a strange cry of joy, and continued to urge, "Then you come back quickly!"

"That's enough, you're so long-winded!" the "girl" muttered, quickly erasing the traces of her intrusion, and then quietly left the room with her long skirt.

The machine guards along the way turned a blind eye to "her", while the human patrols collapsed silently in the corner, firmly hidden by the darkness.

The "girl" walked lightly and swiftly, and quickly left the warning area. "She" glanced left and right, raised her hands to support her soft chest, then tidied her carefully arranged black hair, and walked towards the gentleman who was holding a cigarette and seemed to be enjoying the leisure time.

Seeing the "girl" coming, the man threw away the cigarette and bent his arms towards "her". The "girl" walked over with a smile like a flower, took his arm, and leaned close to him.

"Little ancestor, you're back, I'm in a cold sweat!" George maintained an elegant smile, gritting his teeth.

The "girl" blinked her long eyelashes, snorted softly, and didn't bother to talk to him at all.

"Aren't you in any trouble?" George led the "girl" back to the banquet hall where the singing and dancing was peaceful, and whispered intimately in "her" ear.

"No, everything is going well~" The "girl" smiled coquettishly, shining brightly.

Even though he knew the true appearance of the "female companion" beside him, George was still stunned for a moment, and he twitched his mouth: "Next time, Sister Shaman should draw you ugly! Your appearance is simply The natural spotter does not meet the requirements of the infiltration mission at all, and everyone may not remember it, but they will definitely not fail to notice you!" With a twitch of face, George said in a resentful tone, "I feel that the eyes shot on me are all It's almost piercing me, everyone's eyes seem to say 'flowers on cow dung'! Just now you disappeared for only ten minutes, and I don't know how many groups of people came to me intentionally or unintentionally to ask about your whereabouts... ..." He paused, and vowed, "I promise, they must have seen you leave my side and placed an order, so they want to have an affair with you!"

The "girl" listened casually to George's nagging, and looked sideways at the polite, handsome, or beautiful waiters walking among the guests.Soon, seeing "her" gaze, several waiters walked towards "her", eagerly holding trays with different kinds of fine wines in front of "her" for "her" to choose from.

The "girl" pursed her lips and thought for a moment, reached out to take a wine glass, and smiled slightly at the waiter: "Thank you."

"Le, I'm happy to serve you!" The male waiter blushed and stammered, watching the "girl" leave with reluctance, while the rest of the waiters showed disappointed expressions and dispersed angrily.

Seeing the "girl"'s enchanting appearance, George silently covered his forehead, pretended to be jealous and angry, and pulled the "girl" to a corner of the venue to stop "she" from continuing to attract bees and butterflies in the venue: "little girl" Ancestor, little ancestor! Please take it easy for me!"

"What's wrong with me?" "Girl" turned her head dissatisfied, "I just want to eat something! I'm starving to death!"

"When we go back smoothly, you will definitely be full! Hold on for a while!" George helped "her" rub her shoulders, and immediately felt that his back was getting more and more like needles.

——The appearance of the "girl" itself is very beautiful, but now that she has been dressed up by Shaman's skillful hands, her charm has become even more attractive under the effect of cosmetics.Not to mention those men, even many women will salivate when they see "her"-you know, in this era, gender has never been a condition for the birth of love.

Silently retracting the salty pig's hand that he put on the "girl"'s slippery shoulder, George coughed dryly.He turned sideways, hid his barely handsome face in the shadows, and lowered his voice: "Qiao Qiao, I always feel that something is not quite right."

"What's wrong?" "Girl"'s pink and rosy lips curled up slightly, "Well, I think something is wrong with you today, you're so wordy!"

"I'm not talking!" George retorted dissatisfiedly, "My sixth sense tells me that there seems to be some danger around us that we haven't noticed!"

"Oh, that's right." "Girl" replied with a lack of interest, "What a great sixth sense~ I think you are more suitable to wear my clothes and play the role I am playing now."

"The sixth sense is not exclusive to women." George snorted and frowned again, "You really don't feel it?"

"No, I think it's going well." The "girl" shook her head, and then she was taken aback for a moment, "It's just a little...too smooth?" As she said, "she" raised her hand and pinched her chin, turning her head to recall After looking at the action process just now, I was a little uncertain, "But I am so powerful, every action goes smoothly."

George, full of vomit but speechless: "………………"

After a long while, he drooped his shoulders in frustration: "Well, maybe I was thinking too much. Maybe it was the first time I went on a mission with you who is dressed as a woman. I was a little nervous because of the eyes of the people around me, and I always felt that someone was vicious. Staring at me, as if trying to tear me apart... I really have a terrible feeling of being an 'enemy of the people'..."

The "girl" smiled, lowered her head and took a sip of the fruity cocktail: "Well, I have the same feeling, but the meaning is not the same as yours." "She" tilted her head, " I think they want to catch me and lock me up~" Touching her cheek, the "girl" said calmly, "I think this is normal."

George: "……………………"

Completely defeated by the "girl"'s conceit and thick skin, George was in no mood to continue discussing this issue with "her", and instead prayed silently for his boss and his companions to take action as soon as possible to save him from the sea of ​​suffering.

Probably George's prayer had an effect. Not long after, a man dressed as a guard rushed into the venue and rudely interrupted the conversation between the banquet host and the guests.

The guard whispered a few words in the master's ear, and the master's expression changed immediately—although he tried his best to hide it.

After a few conversations with the guards, the host signaled to the surrounding guests and left in a hurry. After a while, the butler apologized to the guests on behalf of the host and announced that the dance was over.

Although the guests didn't enjoy themselves, they obviously didn't want to get to the bottom of it and embarrass the host, and soon they left one after another, and the "girl" and George were also among them.

Boarding the suspension car, George drove the car very fast, leaving the rest of the guests behind in an instant, which caused a lot of embarrassment among the guests who wanted to continue to strike up a conversation.

It wasn't until he was far away from the mansion where the ball was held that George breathed a sigh of relief, switched to automatic driving, unbuttoned his shirt tightly around his neck, and took off his stiff and restrictive expensive suit.

"Damn, it's really uncomfortable to wear this dress!" George cursed, and the whole person relaxed.He turned his head and wanted to say something to the "girl", but when he saw the other party grabbing his limp chest and trying to pull it out, he stopped talking and coughed repeatedly due to choking on his saliva.

The "girl" glanced at him indifferently, then turned her attention away, and continued to focus on kneading the two balls on her chest. It took a long time before "she" took out the firmly fixed ball, He let out a long sigh of relief.

Immediately, the originally well-fitting long skirt became loose and baggy, and the wide collar hung down, revealing two bright red spots on "his" fair but flat chest.

George's heart was beating wildly, but he felt very bad: "You won't go back to the base and take off again?!"

"Why can you take it off, but why do you want me to endure this attire until I return to the stronghold?" The "girl" snorted coldly, and the tone of "her" was no longer soft and gentle as at the banquet, but instead brought a young man At the same time, "she" raised her hand and tore off the artificial skin on her neck, revealing her small Adam's apple, "My body is much more uncomfortable than yours!"

George had nothing to say, and watched the "girl" take out a handkerchief, and wiped his face vigorously in disgust.Without a special makeup remover, these adhesive cosmetics are still very firm and stay on the skin, but they are rubbed away from the original position, making a mess.

In an instant, a beautiful and charming goddess has become a "female" nerve abstracted to hot eyes.No matter how good a "girl" is, she really can't stand such abuse.

George silently looked away and stared straight ahead, out of sight and out of mind.I just felt that my "boyish heart" that had just been agitated quickly returned to calm, and when I thought of the name "Qiao Qiao", I even had the urge to have a nightmare.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for the suspension vehicle to arrive at the stronghold.George and the "girl" got out of the car, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw a beautiful woman happily coming up: "Little baby, is the operation going well? You—" Before she finished speaking, her tone suddenly increased, "Why are you Made yourself look like this?! Thank you for dressing you up so beautifully!"

"Girl" touched the thick powder on her face uncomfortably: "Because it's uncomfortable~Sister Shaman~"

"All right, you're cute and you're the most reasonable!" Shaman smiled and waved her hands, "Go and remove your makeup, your eyes are really hot! Do you need my help?"

"No, I can do it myself." The "girl" blinked her eyes, turned her head to look at another tall and thin man, and said in a cheerful tone, "Master, how is my performance this time?"

The tall and thin man pushed his glasses and nodded approvingly: "You've done a good job, it looks like you should be ready to be a teacher."

"How do you compare with Master?!" The "girl" asked repeatedly, her eyes lit up.

A faint smile appeared on the man's indifferent face: "You are quite ambitious and want to defeat me?"

"Of course!" The tone of "Girl" was justified, "If I can't beat Master, I can't be regarded as a teacher, and Master must continue to teach me!"

The thin and tall man's mouth twitched, he turned around and left quickly, with a speechless expression of "I'm too lazy to talk to you".And Shaman also nodded the "girl" on the forehead in a funny way, making fun of "her" cheeky.

Carrying a long skirt, the "girl" walked all the way to her room. Everyone who met "her" would smile at "her", and even stop "her" for a few words.

After finally dealing with everyone, the "girl" entered the room and walked to the bathroom.A bottle of makeup remover water and a large jar of makeup remover cotton have been placed there by the caring Shaman, waiting for "her" to take them at any time.

Unzipping the hidden zipper of the long skirt and taking it off her body, the "girl" pulled off the headdress and wig, stepped on the chair and rolled down the stockings on her legs.In the end, the "girl" who stripped herself naked, leaving only a pair of underpants, revealed the slender and thin body of the young man, stretching her limbs contentedly.

Walking to the mirror, I wiped my face with a cotton pad soaked in makeup remover, and washed it with water a few times. When I raised my head again, what was reflected in the mirror was no longer the colorful face. A painted face, but a clean and beautiful face that has been completely washed out. Although it is beautiful, the flying eyebrows cannot be mistaken for a girl at all.

Wiping off the water drops on his face, using his fingers as a comb, he combed the water-soaked forehead hair to the back of his head, completely exposing his perfect face. The young man walked out of the bathroom easily and comfortably. Looking up, he saw a big man sitting on the sofa in his room.

Seeing the young man's naked appearance, the corner of the big man's mouth twitched: "Why don't you wear clothes!"

"I haven't had time yet~" The boy curled his lips, and walked barefoot to the wardrobe to pick and choose.

A vein popped out of the big man's forehead: "I tell you, Qiao Qiao, if it wasn't for my sexual orientation to be a beauty with big breasts and wide buttocks, I would have put you on the bed a long time ago!" He raised his hand and pointed in front of him calmly. Beautiful naked body, "Can't you pay attention?! Seduce people everywhere! Don't you think there are few people fighting for you in the regiment?! Shaman's medical room is almost full! Just your weak chicken skills , don’t restrain yourself, do you really want to be taken to a secluded place and stabbed to death?!”

Facing the roar of the big man, Qiao Qiao went in and out, unmoved at all.He turned his head and looked at the big man with a half-smile, and he was able to speak yellow accents by opening his mouth in the Star Thieves group: "Then dear Captain Asester, the appearance I was dressed up by Sister Shaman earlier is the standard big breasts and wide buttocks , are you hard?"

Asester's expression froze.He stood up angrily, said "put on your clothes before going to my room" and strode towards the door, leaving only Qiao Qiao triumphantly, grabbing a piece of clothing from the closet.

When closing the door, he suddenly saw the clothes in Qiao Qiao's hands, and Aseste's face darkened: "...give me a long coat and trousers!"

Jojo, who was carrying a pair of shorts: "........."

——What kind of long clothes and trousers to wear on a hot day? !are you crazy!