Friends who were black in those years
Chapter 1: Copywriting (2)
Basically, it is a transparent existence, the kind without friends, and the only thing that accompanies him every day is the knife.
Yan Suifeng was a little surprised when he was confessed by the school belle.
He looked up at the girl slightly in astonishment, with almost no expression on his face, as melancholy and indifferent as always.
this girl?who is it?
"Yan Suifeng, are you willing to associate with me?" The girl lowered her head shyly, twitching her fingers uneasily.
Yan Suifeng thought for a while, but still refused. He seemed to like his own knife more than this girl.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but slowly tighten his hand holding the backpack, where his beloved knife was hidden.
The girl's pure love was rejected, tears welled up in her eyes, and she ran away sadly.
Seeing the girl's sad face, Yan Suifeng became confused for the first time.Is he doing something wrong?
At night, the moon is bright and the sky is full of stars.
Yan Suifeng sat on the bed with the knife in his arms, just like that, he was in a daze for the whole night.
He thought a lot, for a long time.
Finally, he decided, he put the knife down and hung it on the living room wall, away from his bedroom.
However, from that day on, Yan Suifeng realized that something was wrong.
The knife that was hanging peacefully in the living room always appeared in his backpack and on his bed without anyone noticing, following him inseparably as before.
...is it haunted?Or is this knife perfect?
Yan Suifeng pursed his lips and thought.
If this knife has been following him inseparably like this, then it will still be the same as before, and there will be no difference.
Then, Yan Suifeng decided to throw away the knife.
Throw it in a trash can far away from Yan Suifeng's house.
It was a place so far away that even a pet that could find its way couldn't find its way home.
Yan Suifeng's heart suddenly became empty, as if he had lost something important, feeling empty and uncomfortable, and even had the urge to cry.
Does that girl feel the same way?It's just that she was passive, but he gave up on the initiative.
Yan Suifeng pushed open the door in despair, and suddenly a naked/naked body hugged him, as cold as the temperature of the knife.
"Master, are you going to abandon me?"
001
Xia Chi is a young man with a second-grade middle school illness, and he wants to become a god all day long.
Then... he became a psychopath.
Of course, this is a joke.
In fact, Xia Chi, who wanted to become a god, picked up a god... no, to be precise, it was a little bun who claimed to be a god.
That day, the sky was full of thunder and thunderstorms.Xia Chi, who wants to become a god, according to the introduction in the novel, wants to try the sky thunder entering the body and become a god through tribulation.Just braving the heavy rain in the square of the community, waiting for the thunder to come.
The heavy rain fell without a break, slowly converging into a river.Apart from him, there was not even a car passing by in the neighborhood, only the dim lights, still emitting a little halo in the rain.
Huge thunder resounded in the sky, and the sound of pattering rain surrounded him.
Suddenly, a bright lightning flashed across the dark night sky, followed by deafening thunder, as if it was the end of the world, and the shaking ground trembled unconsciously.
Is Thunder Tribulation coming?
Xia Chi's expression was somewhat crazy, his black eyes were full of excitement, as if all the bones in his body were clamoring, as if all the blood in his body was boiling.
The moment he was looking forward to finally arrived.
That bolt of lightning, as if being drawn, struck straight towards Xia Chi, descending sharply and quickly with a natural force.
Xia Chi closed his eyes, his exquisite face did not show a trace of fear, but was deeply excited.
The Thunder Tribulation that one dreams of, one becomes a god that one dreams of.
After waiting for a few seconds, the feeling of thunder entering the body did not appear.Shocked, Xia Chi opened his eyes blankly.
The lightning that seemed to be able to pierce the void disappeared at some point, leaving him alone, standing dumbfounded in the dark square.
Tch, disappointment.
Finally ushered in a once-in-a-thousand-year thunder tribulation, and just missed it with him.
disappointment.
sad.
unhappy.
Why is it so difficult to become a god?
Xia Chi stood in the rain for a long time, and finally dragged his heavy steps towards the house.
From the looks of it, the method of Lei Jie becoming a god won't work at all.I can only find another way.
Feeling stuffy, chopping fish pieces.
Huh, what is that?
Xia Chi's eyes froze immediately, and in the corner of the grass not far away from him, there was a dazzling white holy light constantly shining, which seemed quite spiritual.
It can't be a treasure of heaven and earth, can it?Xia Chi, who has been deeply poisoned by mysterious novels, can no longer judge his thinking by the standard of a normal person.In other words, it's a neurosis.
Xia Chi couldn't help being excited at the thought of what might be a panacea, a treasure of heaven and earth.He glanced left and right, and after making sure no one was approaching, he slowly touched it.
In fact, he was definitely thinking too much, who would hang around outside with nothing to do in such a heavy rain.
Except for his crazy!
Xia Chi approached the light source step by step, seeing the nearby holy light getting softer and brighter, he became more and more excited.
It must be a treasure of heaven and earth~!
Xia Chi gently pushed aside the grass, and pressed the light source quickly with his eyes and hands, for fear that the treasures of heaven, material and earth would get away with spirituality.
Hey, soft and hot.
The holy light on the thing thrown down by him has not dissipated, and Xia Chi's piercing eyes can't see the whole picture clearly.
It seemed that he had picked up a treasure, Xia Chi kept rubbing the things under his body, and his hands were all warm, soft and flat.
What kind of treasure will it be?Can't simulate a specific image at all!
Finally, under Xia Chi's anxious eyes, the things under him gradually receded from the holy light and returned to their original appearance.
Xia Chi stared blankly at the young man under him, unable to say a word.
What about the treasures of heaven and earth?
Could it be that this boy is something like the legendary ginseng fruit.
Xia Chi stared at the young man under him. He was wearing a white shirt that was as light as a feather. It was thin but hard, and it was impossible to tell what kind of material it was.
The young man's skin was as white and transparent as creamy fat, as transparent and delicate as a jade doll, and he could even see the blood flowing inside.His handsome and delicate face is like a god's carving, revealing an indescribable elegance and delicacy.
Could it really be ginseng fruit, should he take a bite and taste it?
Xia Chi was a little moved, seeing that this young man's appearance is not like a mortal, maybe he is the same as Tang Monk's meat, one bite can make him immortal and become a god by sitting on the ground.
How can I break it if I really want to have a taste?
Looking at the young man with red lips and white teeth, Xia Chi couldn't restrain his restless heart.
No matter, he definitely wants to take a bite, the temptation to become a god is really too great for him.
Xia Chi found the right place, leaned down, and took a hard bite.
Feeling the pain, Lan Ying opened his eyes silently, his ice blue eyes shone like sapphires with dazed light waves, and then flashed a soul-stirring sense of oppression, as terrifying as a god's mansion whose dignity had been challenged.
Xia Chi stared blankly at the boy's eyes, like a child who was caught doing something wrong, he was speechless without saying a word.
... Am I mistaken for the treasures of heaven and earth?
"What are you doing?" The boy's voice was very cold, but matched with his chubby face, it was really not intimidating, even though his eyes were so captivating.
Xia Chi suddenly felt guilty that he was molesting Zhengtai ♂.
Being too sluggish, he completely forgot to move his mouth away from the boy's shoulder, and maintained a biting posture, crawling on the boy's body.
"Mortal, move your mouth away! Who will allow you to defile the god with your dirty body?" Lan Ying's voice became colder and colder.He was not in a good mood at all, he had finally ascended to the position of the main god, but was conspired by his old friend to knock him down from the mortal world, how could that kind of heart-filled hatred be expressed in words.
Xia Chi looked at him blankly, and suddenly had an idea.The guy in front of him must be sick, and he is still very sick.
Look at this second-year patient, who is still the Lord God, I bah!
He kept complaining about Lan Ying in his heart, but he didn't think that he was also seriously ill.
The drifting heavy rain is still the same, and Xia Chi's biting posture is still the same.
From the perspective of others, it seems that in the dark night of drifting heavy rain, in the grass next to the square of the community, a young man is doing some kind of ambiguous thing to a young man.
……
002
"Mortal, don't you let go?" Lan Ying's voice became a little colder, and a cold luster flowed from the ice blue eyes.It seems that one look at a person can make him fall into an ice cellar.It's just that his baby's fat bun face, coupled with such a pair of beautiful and cold eyes, feels a little too out of harmony.
Xia Chi let go of his mouth in a daze, and leaned on Lan Ying's body, looking down into the boy's eyes.At that moment, he seemed to have traveled through the ice field, and he was completely cold from the inside out. "Who are you?" Xia Chi asked blankly.
"Hmph, this god is the main god who rules the nine heavens!" Lan Ying said coldly, revealing the unstoppable arrogance in his bones, like a divine mansion descending from the sky, shining with holy light, making it impossible to look directly at.
However, the current posture is extremely awkward.
Xia Chi looked disbelieving, he stretched out his hand, touched Lan Ying's warm forehead, and murmured, "Are you sick? You must be sick if you are outside in the rain at night. Where is your home? Let me take you home! Do you live in this community? How come I feel like I haven't seen you. "
Apart from being a second-year-old child who wants to become a god, Xia Chi is actually a chatterbox.When a person is caught, he can chatter for a long time.
Lan Ying pushed Xia Chi's hand away impatiently, "Don't cover my god's noble forehead with your dirty hands."
Xia Chi: ...
This child seems to be really sick, he needs to be called Yaoyaoling.
Saying that, Xia Chi took out his cell phone.
"Mortal, what do you want to do?" Lan Ying was a little puzzled, he didn't seem to have seen this thing before.When he became a god, it was still in ancient times, and there were no such modern things at all.And the God Realm is separated from the Human Realm, so Lan Ying's thinking is still stuck in the ancient old way of thinking.
"Call the police." Xia Chi spat out two words seriously.
"What is the police?" Lan Ying was puzzled, his icy blue eyes were a little confused, and his baby's fat bun face was slightly puffed up, looking extremely cute.
"..." Xia Chi stared blankly at Lan Ying's face, and suddenly felt the urge to squeeze it.And he did so. After all, this little bun who claimed to be the main god was pressed tightly by him, and he didn't let him do anything.
Lan Ying frowned, and said in displeasure, "What are you doing?! I've said it all, don't touch my god's face with your dirty hands!"
"Oh." Xia Chi responded and withdrew his hand, "Then I will continue to call the police."
"Mortal, you haven't explained to me what calling the police is." Lan Ying frowned, her bun face puffed up, as if I was very angry.
"Ah." Xia Chi was embarrassed, how could he explain this. "Call the police, just to get someone to help you go home." After thinking about it, Xia Chi still felt that this explanation was simple and easy to understand, and it couldn't be more suitable for such a child.
"Help me go home?" Lan Yingbing's blue eyes lit up immediately, could calling the police really bring him back to the God Realm?Thinking of the difficulty of returning to the God Realm, Lan Ying couldn't help but start to doubt, "Can you really let me go back to the God Realm?"
Xia Chi was sluggish.This brat can't do anything without God.I always feel that I have a secondary illness than him, more whimsical than him, and want to become a god than him.
But fortunately, he is still normal!
What did you say?He's not normal either?What are you kidding? ! ! !
He had already predicted it!It is impossible for this thunder to strike him, and it doesn't matter if he stands in the rain.Moreover, if it really struck him in a mysterious way, maybe he would really become a god after transcending calamity.
Xia Chi said that he is still very rational.Becoming a god or something can only be done by chance.
"Probably possible." Xia Chi, who didn't know how to explain, answered vaguely. After speaking, he dialed the police number, stated what happened, and then went to the police station with the little bun under him.
Then...Xia Chi almost came back crying, this little guy is really sick! ! !
In the police station, he still didn't change his self-proclaimed god, and talked about the gods and other cloudy things.
Do you really think that because you have an extremely cute face, people can ignore that you are crazy?
Oh, how naive.
Xia Chi looked at Lan Ying in the police station with a cold face, talking nonsense.Sure enough, as he expected, all the people in the police station were normal people, and no one listened to Lan Ying's serious nonsense.
Basically, they responded perfunctorily considering Lan Ying's age.
But... In the end, Xia Chi silently discovered that there was something wrong with the way those people looked at him.There's something about him like the deranged parent who abandons a dying child.
Terrible!Xia Chi really wants to explain, he is really innocent!He is innocent!
He just happened to pick up this little bun while he was drenched in the heavy rain and waiting for Lei Jie to enter his body.
However, regarding Xia Chi's explanation.In exchange, they all looked at the neurotic eyes.
Xia Chi felt that he felt the deep malice towards him from this world.
What he said was obviously the truth, why did no one believe him.
Alas, after explaining countless times to no avail, Xia Chi gave up his defense.Misunderstanding is misunderstanding, as long as he can get rid of this little bun, he will be fine.
However, Xia Chi was really happy too early.
I thought that at the police station, I could find out the little bun's home address and name, and then send him home safely.
But... I never expected that after searching for a while, the result was that there was no such person.
Looking at these four big bold characters, Xia Chi was completely bewildered.
Who is this little guy?
That's not enough, because they couldn't find any information about Lan Ying, the police almost took Xia Chi into custody as a child trafficker.
Of course, that little fellow Lan Ying had a conscience, and under his various explanations, Xia Chi was finally spared.
However, the price is that he has to bring this little bun named Lan Ying, who claims to be the Lord God, back home.
It couldn't be more sad than that.
Didn't he just want to become a god?Who did he provoke?
If he had known this earlier, he shouldn't have thought that this little bun was a treasure and rushed over.
QAQ The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.
"Where is your home?" After leaving the police station, Xia Chi was still a little unwilling, and asked again.
"In the God Realm!" Lan Ying's eyes seemed to be looking at a staff.He obviously repeated it so many times, but the mortal in front of him actually continued to ask questions.
003
Therefore, mortals are indeed mortals, even if the living environment is different, they are still mortals.IQ is such an emergency, so the difference between gods and humans is that one IQ is an advantage, and the other is a disadvantage.
Lan Ying silently despised Xia Chi, saying that he didn't want to talk to this mortal at all.Otherwise, judging from the distance between those who are close to Zhu Zhe Chi and those who are close to Mo Zhe Hei, his IQ will definitely be lowered.His divine power is running out, if his IQ is lowered again, then he will be no doubt like a mortal, so how can he rebuild his divine power and regain his throne.
As for whether to distance yourself from this mortal, it depends on your mood.Although he is the main god, he is new to the human world after all, and the current world is so much different from before, so it is better for him to stay by Xia Chi's side.
Fortunately, Xia Chi didn't know what Lan Ying was thinking, otherwise he would have thought of beating Lan Ying out with a stick.He even reached out his evil hand and strangled this little bun to death in the devil's abyss.
"Mortal, why are you walking so slowly! What if the god's clothes get wet?" Lan Ying's body has been covered with this layer of faint light, like an umbrella, dividing the rainwater falling on him Come.However, since his divine power is not very sufficient, he can't last long.He didn't want his battle robe, which had been with him for thousands of years, to be contaminated by the rain of the mortal world.
Xia Chi rolled his eyes, "Is it my fault for walking slowly? Besides, we've been walking in the rain for so long, so we should have gotten wet by now, okay? Look at me, it's almost as if I'm soaked in water."
"You are a mortal, and your original god is a god, can you be compared?" Lan Ying spat at Xia Chi.
Xia Chi: ...
No, he has to be calm, he has to be calm.He is an adult, there is no need to argue with a child, it's too low.Just pretend you didn't hear it.
However, if Xia Chi didn't want to escape, Lan Ying would let him go.
Not long after walking, Lan Ying suddenly stopped.
"What's the matter? Lord God?" Xia Chi was helpless.
"I'm tired, I want you to memorize it." Lan Yingbing's blue eyes looked straight into Xia Chi's eyes, revealing a bit of grievance, and the baby's fat bun face also swelled up slightly, looking pale Titus is so cute.
Xia Chi replied impatiently, "Aren't you a god? Are you still afraid of being tired?" You must know that he was already paralyzed from exhaustion after being drenched in the rain for so long, so he didn't have the strength to carry others.
"Who says gods don't get tired? Gods evolved from humans, okay?!" Lan Ying said with full confidence, and what's more, he just didn't want to walk anymore, so he refused to accept it, so come and bite me!
"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless." Xia Chi said silently.
"Hmm, what this god said is naturally the truth. Now that you are convinced, then quickly recite me." Lan Ying was full of ambition, "You know, it is your honor that this god let you touch your body. Contaminated with my divine power, sitting on the ground and transforming into a god."
The corner of Xia Chi's mouth twitched, it was true that he wanted to become a god, but he didn't believe that such a ridiculous thing could make him a god.Therefore, Xia Chi was moved, and then resolutely refused: "I can't bear this honor, Lord God, you should go on your own!"
"Hey, mortal! Stop for me!"
"I don't want it, I don't want it." Xia Chi said and quickened his pace.
"This is your true nature, let me give you a taste of thunder and punishment!" Lan Ying said coldly.
The corner of Xia Chi's mouth twitched, and a disdainful smile appeared on his face, "Lei Punishment, hehe, I don't believe it. If you don't leave, I will leave first."
"Hey! Mortal! Aren't you afraid of the punishment of the sky thunder?!" Lan Ying shouted towards Xia Chi's back. In the past, his move could make other gods tremble, but now even a mortal can't be shocked. ?
It is too detrimental to the dignity of his lord god.
"Not afraid." Xia Chi said without turning his head, and his pace became faster and faster.
It looks like I have to show some real kung fu.Lan Ying silently estimated the remaining divine power in his body, and activated a lightning punishment, it seemed that there was no problem at all.
"Mortal, let's taste the thunder and punishment!" Lan Ying shouted loudly.
As his voice fell, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared in the sky, followed by deafening thunder.
"Damn it, Thunder Punishment really appeared!!!" Xia Chi watched the purple sky thunder shoot towards him with a dull face, and waited excitedly. This is the legendary Thunder Punishment. Make him a god!
However, to his disappointment, when the purple sky thunder fell in front of him, it was dissipated in the vigorous rain because of the inability to support it with divine power.
Xia Chi looked forward to it: ...
Are you playing him?
Thinking of the thunder penalty shouted by that boy, Xia Chi hastily cast his eyes on the boy's position.However, he caught a glimpse of the boy with the bun face who was always arrogant, lying in the rain, as if he had lost consciousness.
Xia Chi: ...
So, decisively, the purple thunder just now was just a coincidence, right? !
In the spirit of humanitarianism, although Xia Chi was a little unhappy, he still walked up to Lan Ying, hugged him, and hugged him tightly.At this time, he also noticed that something was wrong. He had been drenched in the rain for a long time and was still lying in the rain just now, but the little bun didn't show any signs of getting wet.
Sure enough, this guy is not a normal person at all! ! !
As for whether it is a god?Unless he can become a god, he won't believe it.
Seeing that the little bun in his arms seemed to be in pain, Xia Chi couldn't help speeding up his pace.There is still a long distance from his home here, so he doesn't care about it, but although this little guy is a bit abnormal, he is still a little bun after all, if it is really damaged by the rain, it may cause some serious illness.
In fact, this was Xia Chi's overthinking.
As a main god, Lan Ying was deprived of his position, but he was once a god after all.Although there is not much divine power left in the body, it is not likely to get sick if it is drenched by the mortal rain.
In fact, Xia Chi should be most worried about himself.
He had a nervous breakdown before, and he had been drenched in the rain for a long time, but he met this little bun later, which delayed a little time.Adding up and down, almost two hours.An ordinary person who does not exercise regularly and whose body is in a sub-healthy state has been drenched in the heavy rain for nearly two hours continuously.
It's completely a deadly act, and it's fantasy not to get sick.
Therefore, the moment Xia Chi stepped into his house, as soon as his spirit relaxed, he felt that his consciousness began to become chaotic.
004
Then, he felt hot all over his body and dizzy, so he reluctantly put the little bun on the sofa and fell to the ground, unable to wake up from sleep.
When Lan Ying woke up, the divine power that was lost due to the release of thunder punishment was also replenished.Although such a small amount of divine power is like a drop in the ocean compared to his heyday, it is not worth mentioning.
However, today is different from the past!For him now, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat! ! !Don't waste it, accumulate it slowly, and you can return to the God Realm after all.
As for whether it will be hundreds of years, or even thousands of years, or tens of thousands of years, or hundreds of millions of years, that is not within the scope of Lan Ying's consideration.
Huh.Lan Ying closed his eyes and frowned. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that something hot was pressing on his body.It made it difficult for him to breathe, and it was terribly uncomfortable.
He opened his eyes in displeasure, just in time to see a person pressing on his body, just like the situation he had just descended into the mortal world.Only that person, naturally the same.
Lan Ying frowned, and was about to get angry, but found that something was wrong with Xia Chi's situation.The temperature on his body was so different from usual, it was as hot as boiling an egg.
Is this a cold?
Lan Ying said that he didn't know much about ordinary people's diseases.After all, he has not been a mortal for many years, and he has long forgotten the memory of the past.
For Xia Chi, a mortal, Lan Ying actually has a little bit of affection for him!Of course, it's only a little bit. After all, mortals are mortals, how can they be compared with gods.
No matter how good you are, it is impossible to rise to other heights, at most it is pleasing to the eye.
That's right, the arrogant Lan Ying completely refused to admit that he had other feelings for Xia Chi.
Even though he is a god, he has lost his divine power, and Lan Ying is somewhat helpless with Xia Chi's current situation.He could only find clothes from Xia Chi's closet first, carry them back into the bathroom to take a shower, cover them with a cold towel and put them on the bed.
These things seem extremely simple.But it took Lan Ying quite a long time to figure out the arrangement of things in Xia Chi's house and how to operate those things that he had never seen before.
Fortunately, Lan Ying is a smart god with a high IQ. Even if he has never seen those things, he can roughly tell how they are operated and used according to speculation and operation.
After working hard for a long time, Xiachi was finally settled. Lan Ying couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, finally settled him down. Taking care of patients is really not a godsend.
Seeing that Xia Chi was sleeping peacefully, Lan Ying stretched out his hand to check the temperature on Xia Chi's forehead carefully.It was still scorching hot, there was no other way, so Lan Ying had no choice but to continue to apply cold compresses, and at the same time slowly transported his little divine power into Xia Chi's body to reduce his fever.
The effect of the divine power was really powerful, and Xia Chi's fever subsided after only a little delivery.Lan Ying, who had consumed a lot of energy, also felt more and more tired. It was really sad to lose the godhead.
Xia Chi's home is not very big, with two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom.Usually Xiachi lives alone, so the guest room has not been tidied up, although there is no dust, but there is no way to live in it.
Lan Ying was not polite to Xia Chi at all, and climbed directly onto Xia Chi's bed, and nestled into Xia Chi's arms.Although this person is a mortal, the smell on him is quite comfortable.Lying in his arms, I felt surprisingly at ease, and even the sadness of losing my godhead faded a bit.
Just like that, Lan Ying slowly fell asleep, breathing in the scent of Xia Chi's body.
……
Headache.
Xia Chi closed his eyes and held his forehead. He always felt that his head was muddled, but his whole body was filled with a somewhat comfortable feeling, as if he was full of strength. This contradictory feeling made Xia Chi feel a little puzzled.
He frowned, the cold towel covering his forehead was warmed by his body temperature, and it felt uncomfortable when it touched his skin.He reached out to remove the covering on his forehead, opened his eyes, looked at his own appearance, and the vague memory in his sleep, before realizing what happened last night.
Xia Chi moved slightly, and a warm and soft sensation suddenly came from his wrist.He subconsciously looked towards the hot place, the little bun who made him carry it in the rain for a long time yesterday and took care of him when he had a fever was sleeping beside him with a sweet face.As if having a sweet dream, the corners of his mouth still twitch from time to time.
Xia Chi couldn't help but poked the other's slightly puffed bun face, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.Isn't this little guy too hateful, at least he looks cute when he's asleep.
Xia Chi had to admit that he was a little moved.With such a small body, Lan Ying carried him on his back to bathe him.
Wait for a shower! ! !
Thinking of the images that flashed in a daze in his sleep, Xia Chi was startled suddenly.
He looked down at his clothes.Sure enough, it's not the same as yesterday, he was actually seen by others! ! !It was even touched! ! !
Holy shit, Xia Chi felt like his spirit had broken down a bit.
The only fortunate thing is that the one who saw him was a little bun, and it was impossible for him to do anything he couldn't do.
After all, he is a clean-spirited gay guy, integrity is very important to him.
Xia Chi silently grieved for a moment, then got ready to get up and cook.He had slept until eleven o'clock in the noon, and lay dead on the bed for a while, his stomach had already started growling.
He tiptoedly lifted the quilt, and got out of bed cautiously, for fear of waking up the little bun who was sleeping soundly.
After silently staring at Xiao Baozi for a while, Xia Chi couldn't help poking his face again.
QAQ is so cute.Lan Ying's appearance completely hit Xia Chi's cuteness.
For the first time, Xia Chi felt that it was a good decision to bring this little bun back.Such a cute little bun can be raised as a human figure and pet. It would be even better if the other party could call him master.
Eh, there seems to be a strange play mixed in.
He must have been burned out, because his thoughts are not so dirty.
Refuse to be dirty, be elegant.
Xia Chi had a wretched smile on his face, but his mouth was so serious.
005
Because he was recovering from a serious illness, and the ingredients in the refrigerator were not enough, and the heavy rain outside continued, Xia Chi decided to make a pot of his favorite porridge with preserved egg and lean meat.
Thinking of the warm and smooth taste of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, Xia Chi couldn't help licking the corner of his mouth, the taste was simply amazing.
Just do what you say, but fortunately Xia Chi loves preserved egg and lean meat porridge after all, and he has prepared more ingredients for porridge, which saves him from going out to buy ingredients in the heavy rain.
He is familiar with washing rice and chopping meat, and is proceeding step by step in an orderly manner, just like performing an art, so that those who appreciate it can't help but pay attention to the fleeting time.
Lan Ying just woke up and saw this scene.As a god, he has confessed to the food in the world for a long time, and even forgot to eat.
However, seeing Xia Chi's actions, he suddenly had an urge to taste it.
"Hey, are you awake?" After pressing the switch of the rice cooker, Xia Chi noticed Lan Ying who was leaning on the door frame, thinking about how he took care of him last night, he couldn't help but soften his tone.
"Mortal, what are you doing?" Although he already guessed that Xia Chi was cooking, Lan Ying didn't know what he was cooking. degree.
"I'm making porridge with preserved egg and lean meat. Are you hungry? It will be ready later." Xia Chi replied casually, and walked out of the kitchen, "Let's watch TV first, and we can eat later."
"Preserved egg and lean meat porridge?" I always feel like I have heard of it somewhere.Trapped in memory, Lan Ying obediently obeyed Xia Chi's lead and sat on the sofa.
He remembered!
This porridge with preserved egg and lean meat was his favorite when he was still a mortal!
When he was a child, his mother liked to cook him porridge with preserved egg and lean meat when he was sick.
It's a pity... when he became a god, his mother was no longer there.
Suddenly reminded of the old sad gay friend, Lan Ying could not help revealing a bit of melancholy in her icy blue eyes.
"Are you homesick?" Seeing that Lan Ying's expression seemed a bit gloomy, Xia Chi couldn't help asking blankly.What he is worst at is comforting people, and he doesn't know how to react when he sees this situation.
"Probably so." Lan Ying replied melancholy, his voice did not match his face extremely, the feeling of vicissitudes was like an old man looking back on the past, full of the heavy breath of time.
"Where is your home?" Xia Chi asked again, thinking that Lan Ying's attitude would soften today, and he would definitely tell him the answer.However, it was never expected that Lan Ying was greeted with eyes like looking at Zhizhe.
"Obviously I've said it many times! My God's family is in the God Realm!"
Hehe, you are definitely kidding me.This was Xia Chi's first reaction, but looking at Lan Ying's expression that didn't seem to be fake, combined with the vicissitudes of life he just revealed.
Xia Chi's heart couldn't help beating.
Could this guy really be a god?
As soon as Xia Chi's thought came up, he was driven out by him.Impossible, if this little guy is a god, then he has already become a god, and he will not be an ordinary person until now.
Absolutely impossible.
This little guy is definitely sick, and he is so sick that he cannot be saved.
……
While Xia Chi and Lan Ying were chatting, the porridge with preserved egg and lean meat in the rice cooker was ready.
Xia Chi lifted the lid of the pot, and the wafting fragrance immediately radiated out, filling the whole room.The rich aroma made people move their index fingers.
Xia Chi filled a bowl and brought it to Lan Ying, jokingly said, "My lord, you don't know how to eat mortal food, do you?" A little eager, but he just didn't say it.
"Who said that?" Lan Ying suddenly became anxious. "Gods can also occasionally experience the lives of mortals."
"Oh is that so?" Xia Chi had a look of disbelief.
"Of course, this god is an example." Lan Ying raised his chin, full of confidence.
Xia Chi held back his smile, and handed the bowl to Lan Ying, "Then Lord God, let's have a good experience."
Lan Ying gave Xia Chi a look of 'you are sensible', and began to feast on it.
Lan Ying's appetite was bigger than Xia Chi's imagined. Xia Chi had just finished one bowl, and the second bowl was in his hands, when he realized that the porridge in the pot had bottomed out.And Lan Ying looked at the bowl in his hand with a look of eagerness.
Yan Suifeng was a little surprised when he was confessed by the school belle.
He looked up at the girl slightly in astonishment, with almost no expression on his face, as melancholy and indifferent as always.
this girl?who is it?
"Yan Suifeng, are you willing to associate with me?" The girl lowered her head shyly, twitching her fingers uneasily.
Yan Suifeng thought for a while, but still refused. He seemed to like his own knife more than this girl.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but slowly tighten his hand holding the backpack, where his beloved knife was hidden.
The girl's pure love was rejected, tears welled up in her eyes, and she ran away sadly.
Seeing the girl's sad face, Yan Suifeng became confused for the first time.Is he doing something wrong?
At night, the moon is bright and the sky is full of stars.
Yan Suifeng sat on the bed with the knife in his arms, just like that, he was in a daze for the whole night.
He thought a lot, for a long time.
Finally, he decided, he put the knife down and hung it on the living room wall, away from his bedroom.
However, from that day on, Yan Suifeng realized that something was wrong.
The knife that was hanging peacefully in the living room always appeared in his backpack and on his bed without anyone noticing, following him inseparably as before.
...is it haunted?Or is this knife perfect?
Yan Suifeng pursed his lips and thought.
If this knife has been following him inseparably like this, then it will still be the same as before, and there will be no difference.
Then, Yan Suifeng decided to throw away the knife.
Throw it in a trash can far away from Yan Suifeng's house.
It was a place so far away that even a pet that could find its way couldn't find its way home.
Yan Suifeng's heart suddenly became empty, as if he had lost something important, feeling empty and uncomfortable, and even had the urge to cry.
Does that girl feel the same way?It's just that she was passive, but he gave up on the initiative.
Yan Suifeng pushed open the door in despair, and suddenly a naked/naked body hugged him, as cold as the temperature of the knife.
"Master, are you going to abandon me?"
001
Xia Chi is a young man with a second-grade middle school illness, and he wants to become a god all day long.
Then... he became a psychopath.
Of course, this is a joke.
In fact, Xia Chi, who wanted to become a god, picked up a god... no, to be precise, it was a little bun who claimed to be a god.
That day, the sky was full of thunder and thunderstorms.Xia Chi, who wants to become a god, according to the introduction in the novel, wants to try the sky thunder entering the body and become a god through tribulation.Just braving the heavy rain in the square of the community, waiting for the thunder to come.
The heavy rain fell without a break, slowly converging into a river.Apart from him, there was not even a car passing by in the neighborhood, only the dim lights, still emitting a little halo in the rain.
Huge thunder resounded in the sky, and the sound of pattering rain surrounded him.
Suddenly, a bright lightning flashed across the dark night sky, followed by deafening thunder, as if it was the end of the world, and the shaking ground trembled unconsciously.
Is Thunder Tribulation coming?
Xia Chi's expression was somewhat crazy, his black eyes were full of excitement, as if all the bones in his body were clamoring, as if all the blood in his body was boiling.
The moment he was looking forward to finally arrived.
That bolt of lightning, as if being drawn, struck straight towards Xia Chi, descending sharply and quickly with a natural force.
Xia Chi closed his eyes, his exquisite face did not show a trace of fear, but was deeply excited.
The Thunder Tribulation that one dreams of, one becomes a god that one dreams of.
After waiting for a few seconds, the feeling of thunder entering the body did not appear.Shocked, Xia Chi opened his eyes blankly.
The lightning that seemed to be able to pierce the void disappeared at some point, leaving him alone, standing dumbfounded in the dark square.
Tch, disappointment.
Finally ushered in a once-in-a-thousand-year thunder tribulation, and just missed it with him.
disappointment.
sad.
unhappy.
Why is it so difficult to become a god?
Xia Chi stood in the rain for a long time, and finally dragged his heavy steps towards the house.
From the looks of it, the method of Lei Jie becoming a god won't work at all.I can only find another way.
Feeling stuffy, chopping fish pieces.
Huh, what is that?
Xia Chi's eyes froze immediately, and in the corner of the grass not far away from him, there was a dazzling white holy light constantly shining, which seemed quite spiritual.
It can't be a treasure of heaven and earth, can it?Xia Chi, who has been deeply poisoned by mysterious novels, can no longer judge his thinking by the standard of a normal person.In other words, it's a neurosis.
Xia Chi couldn't help being excited at the thought of what might be a panacea, a treasure of heaven and earth.He glanced left and right, and after making sure no one was approaching, he slowly touched it.
In fact, he was definitely thinking too much, who would hang around outside with nothing to do in such a heavy rain.
Except for his crazy!
Xia Chi approached the light source step by step, seeing the nearby holy light getting softer and brighter, he became more and more excited.
It must be a treasure of heaven and earth~!
Xia Chi gently pushed aside the grass, and pressed the light source quickly with his eyes and hands, for fear that the treasures of heaven, material and earth would get away with spirituality.
Hey, soft and hot.
The holy light on the thing thrown down by him has not dissipated, and Xia Chi's piercing eyes can't see the whole picture clearly.
It seemed that he had picked up a treasure, Xia Chi kept rubbing the things under his body, and his hands were all warm, soft and flat.
What kind of treasure will it be?Can't simulate a specific image at all!
Finally, under Xia Chi's anxious eyes, the things under him gradually receded from the holy light and returned to their original appearance.
Xia Chi stared blankly at the young man under him, unable to say a word.
What about the treasures of heaven and earth?
Could it be that this boy is something like the legendary ginseng fruit.
Xia Chi stared at the young man under him. He was wearing a white shirt that was as light as a feather. It was thin but hard, and it was impossible to tell what kind of material it was.
The young man's skin was as white and transparent as creamy fat, as transparent and delicate as a jade doll, and he could even see the blood flowing inside.His handsome and delicate face is like a god's carving, revealing an indescribable elegance and delicacy.
Could it really be ginseng fruit, should he take a bite and taste it?
Xia Chi was a little moved, seeing that this young man's appearance is not like a mortal, maybe he is the same as Tang Monk's meat, one bite can make him immortal and become a god by sitting on the ground.
How can I break it if I really want to have a taste?
Looking at the young man with red lips and white teeth, Xia Chi couldn't restrain his restless heart.
No matter, he definitely wants to take a bite, the temptation to become a god is really too great for him.
Xia Chi found the right place, leaned down, and took a hard bite.
Feeling the pain, Lan Ying opened his eyes silently, his ice blue eyes shone like sapphires with dazed light waves, and then flashed a soul-stirring sense of oppression, as terrifying as a god's mansion whose dignity had been challenged.
Xia Chi stared blankly at the boy's eyes, like a child who was caught doing something wrong, he was speechless without saying a word.
... Am I mistaken for the treasures of heaven and earth?
"What are you doing?" The boy's voice was very cold, but matched with his chubby face, it was really not intimidating, even though his eyes were so captivating.
Xia Chi suddenly felt guilty that he was molesting Zhengtai ♂.
Being too sluggish, he completely forgot to move his mouth away from the boy's shoulder, and maintained a biting posture, crawling on the boy's body.
"Mortal, move your mouth away! Who will allow you to defile the god with your dirty body?" Lan Ying's voice became colder and colder.He was not in a good mood at all, he had finally ascended to the position of the main god, but was conspired by his old friend to knock him down from the mortal world, how could that kind of heart-filled hatred be expressed in words.
Xia Chi looked at him blankly, and suddenly had an idea.The guy in front of him must be sick, and he is still very sick.
Look at this second-year patient, who is still the Lord God, I bah!
He kept complaining about Lan Ying in his heart, but he didn't think that he was also seriously ill.
The drifting heavy rain is still the same, and Xia Chi's biting posture is still the same.
From the perspective of others, it seems that in the dark night of drifting heavy rain, in the grass next to the square of the community, a young man is doing some kind of ambiguous thing to a young man.
……
002
"Mortal, don't you let go?" Lan Ying's voice became a little colder, and a cold luster flowed from the ice blue eyes.It seems that one look at a person can make him fall into an ice cellar.It's just that his baby's fat bun face, coupled with such a pair of beautiful and cold eyes, feels a little too out of harmony.
Xia Chi let go of his mouth in a daze, and leaned on Lan Ying's body, looking down into the boy's eyes.At that moment, he seemed to have traveled through the ice field, and he was completely cold from the inside out. "Who are you?" Xia Chi asked blankly.
"Hmph, this god is the main god who rules the nine heavens!" Lan Ying said coldly, revealing the unstoppable arrogance in his bones, like a divine mansion descending from the sky, shining with holy light, making it impossible to look directly at.
However, the current posture is extremely awkward.
Xia Chi looked disbelieving, he stretched out his hand, touched Lan Ying's warm forehead, and murmured, "Are you sick? You must be sick if you are outside in the rain at night. Where is your home? Let me take you home! Do you live in this community? How come I feel like I haven't seen you. "
Apart from being a second-year-old child who wants to become a god, Xia Chi is actually a chatterbox.When a person is caught, he can chatter for a long time.
Lan Ying pushed Xia Chi's hand away impatiently, "Don't cover my god's noble forehead with your dirty hands."
Xia Chi: ...
This child seems to be really sick, he needs to be called Yaoyaoling.
Saying that, Xia Chi took out his cell phone.
"Mortal, what do you want to do?" Lan Ying was a little puzzled, he didn't seem to have seen this thing before.When he became a god, it was still in ancient times, and there were no such modern things at all.And the God Realm is separated from the Human Realm, so Lan Ying's thinking is still stuck in the ancient old way of thinking.
"Call the police." Xia Chi spat out two words seriously.
"What is the police?" Lan Ying was puzzled, his icy blue eyes were a little confused, and his baby's fat bun face was slightly puffed up, looking extremely cute.
"..." Xia Chi stared blankly at Lan Ying's face, and suddenly felt the urge to squeeze it.And he did so. After all, this little bun who claimed to be the main god was pressed tightly by him, and he didn't let him do anything.
Lan Ying frowned, and said in displeasure, "What are you doing?! I've said it all, don't touch my god's face with your dirty hands!"
"Oh." Xia Chi responded and withdrew his hand, "Then I will continue to call the police."
"Mortal, you haven't explained to me what calling the police is." Lan Ying frowned, her bun face puffed up, as if I was very angry.
"Ah." Xia Chi was embarrassed, how could he explain this. "Call the police, just to get someone to help you go home." After thinking about it, Xia Chi still felt that this explanation was simple and easy to understand, and it couldn't be more suitable for such a child.
"Help me go home?" Lan Yingbing's blue eyes lit up immediately, could calling the police really bring him back to the God Realm?Thinking of the difficulty of returning to the God Realm, Lan Ying couldn't help but start to doubt, "Can you really let me go back to the God Realm?"
Xia Chi was sluggish.This brat can't do anything without God.I always feel that I have a secondary illness than him, more whimsical than him, and want to become a god than him.
But fortunately, he is still normal!
What did you say?He's not normal either?What are you kidding? ! ! !
He had already predicted it!It is impossible for this thunder to strike him, and it doesn't matter if he stands in the rain.Moreover, if it really struck him in a mysterious way, maybe he would really become a god after transcending calamity.
Xia Chi said that he is still very rational.Becoming a god or something can only be done by chance.
"Probably possible." Xia Chi, who didn't know how to explain, answered vaguely. After speaking, he dialed the police number, stated what happened, and then went to the police station with the little bun under him.
Then...Xia Chi almost came back crying, this little guy is really sick! ! !
In the police station, he still didn't change his self-proclaimed god, and talked about the gods and other cloudy things.
Do you really think that because you have an extremely cute face, people can ignore that you are crazy?
Oh, how naive.
Xia Chi looked at Lan Ying in the police station with a cold face, talking nonsense.Sure enough, as he expected, all the people in the police station were normal people, and no one listened to Lan Ying's serious nonsense.
Basically, they responded perfunctorily considering Lan Ying's age.
But... In the end, Xia Chi silently discovered that there was something wrong with the way those people looked at him.There's something about him like the deranged parent who abandons a dying child.
Terrible!Xia Chi really wants to explain, he is really innocent!He is innocent!
He just happened to pick up this little bun while he was drenched in the heavy rain and waiting for Lei Jie to enter his body.
However, regarding Xia Chi's explanation.In exchange, they all looked at the neurotic eyes.
Xia Chi felt that he felt the deep malice towards him from this world.
What he said was obviously the truth, why did no one believe him.
Alas, after explaining countless times to no avail, Xia Chi gave up his defense.Misunderstanding is misunderstanding, as long as he can get rid of this little bun, he will be fine.
However, Xia Chi was really happy too early.
I thought that at the police station, I could find out the little bun's home address and name, and then send him home safely.
But... I never expected that after searching for a while, the result was that there was no such person.
Looking at these four big bold characters, Xia Chi was completely bewildered.
Who is this little guy?
That's not enough, because they couldn't find any information about Lan Ying, the police almost took Xia Chi into custody as a child trafficker.
Of course, that little fellow Lan Ying had a conscience, and under his various explanations, Xia Chi was finally spared.
However, the price is that he has to bring this little bun named Lan Ying, who claims to be the Lord God, back home.
It couldn't be more sad than that.
Didn't he just want to become a god?Who did he provoke?
If he had known this earlier, he shouldn't have thought that this little bun was a treasure and rushed over.
QAQ The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.
"Where is your home?" After leaving the police station, Xia Chi was still a little unwilling, and asked again.
"In the God Realm!" Lan Ying's eyes seemed to be looking at a staff.He obviously repeated it so many times, but the mortal in front of him actually continued to ask questions.
003
Therefore, mortals are indeed mortals, even if the living environment is different, they are still mortals.IQ is such an emergency, so the difference between gods and humans is that one IQ is an advantage, and the other is a disadvantage.
Lan Ying silently despised Xia Chi, saying that he didn't want to talk to this mortal at all.Otherwise, judging from the distance between those who are close to Zhu Zhe Chi and those who are close to Mo Zhe Hei, his IQ will definitely be lowered.His divine power is running out, if his IQ is lowered again, then he will be no doubt like a mortal, so how can he rebuild his divine power and regain his throne.
As for whether to distance yourself from this mortal, it depends on your mood.Although he is the main god, he is new to the human world after all, and the current world is so much different from before, so it is better for him to stay by Xia Chi's side.
Fortunately, Xia Chi didn't know what Lan Ying was thinking, otherwise he would have thought of beating Lan Ying out with a stick.He even reached out his evil hand and strangled this little bun to death in the devil's abyss.
"Mortal, why are you walking so slowly! What if the god's clothes get wet?" Lan Ying's body has been covered with this layer of faint light, like an umbrella, dividing the rainwater falling on him Come.However, since his divine power is not very sufficient, he can't last long.He didn't want his battle robe, which had been with him for thousands of years, to be contaminated by the rain of the mortal world.
Xia Chi rolled his eyes, "Is it my fault for walking slowly? Besides, we've been walking in the rain for so long, so we should have gotten wet by now, okay? Look at me, it's almost as if I'm soaked in water."
"You are a mortal, and your original god is a god, can you be compared?" Lan Ying spat at Xia Chi.
Xia Chi: ...
No, he has to be calm, he has to be calm.He is an adult, there is no need to argue with a child, it's too low.Just pretend you didn't hear it.
However, if Xia Chi didn't want to escape, Lan Ying would let him go.
Not long after walking, Lan Ying suddenly stopped.
"What's the matter? Lord God?" Xia Chi was helpless.
"I'm tired, I want you to memorize it." Lan Yingbing's blue eyes looked straight into Xia Chi's eyes, revealing a bit of grievance, and the baby's fat bun face also swelled up slightly, looking pale Titus is so cute.
Xia Chi replied impatiently, "Aren't you a god? Are you still afraid of being tired?" You must know that he was already paralyzed from exhaustion after being drenched in the rain for so long, so he didn't have the strength to carry others.
"Who says gods don't get tired? Gods evolved from humans, okay?!" Lan Ying said with full confidence, and what's more, he just didn't want to walk anymore, so he refused to accept it, so come and bite me!
"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless." Xia Chi said silently.
"Hmm, what this god said is naturally the truth. Now that you are convinced, then quickly recite me." Lan Ying was full of ambition, "You know, it is your honor that this god let you touch your body. Contaminated with my divine power, sitting on the ground and transforming into a god."
The corner of Xia Chi's mouth twitched, it was true that he wanted to become a god, but he didn't believe that such a ridiculous thing could make him a god.Therefore, Xia Chi was moved, and then resolutely refused: "I can't bear this honor, Lord God, you should go on your own!"
"Hey, mortal! Stop for me!"
"I don't want it, I don't want it." Xia Chi said and quickened his pace.
"This is your true nature, let me give you a taste of thunder and punishment!" Lan Ying said coldly.
The corner of Xia Chi's mouth twitched, and a disdainful smile appeared on his face, "Lei Punishment, hehe, I don't believe it. If you don't leave, I will leave first."
"Hey! Mortal! Aren't you afraid of the punishment of the sky thunder?!" Lan Ying shouted towards Xia Chi's back. In the past, his move could make other gods tremble, but now even a mortal can't be shocked. ?
It is too detrimental to the dignity of his lord god.
"Not afraid." Xia Chi said without turning his head, and his pace became faster and faster.
It looks like I have to show some real kung fu.Lan Ying silently estimated the remaining divine power in his body, and activated a lightning punishment, it seemed that there was no problem at all.
"Mortal, let's taste the thunder and punishment!" Lan Ying shouted loudly.
As his voice fell, a flash of lightning suddenly appeared in the sky, followed by deafening thunder.
"Damn it, Thunder Punishment really appeared!!!" Xia Chi watched the purple sky thunder shoot towards him with a dull face, and waited excitedly. This is the legendary Thunder Punishment. Make him a god!
However, to his disappointment, when the purple sky thunder fell in front of him, it was dissipated in the vigorous rain because of the inability to support it with divine power.
Xia Chi looked forward to it: ...
Are you playing him?
Thinking of the thunder penalty shouted by that boy, Xia Chi hastily cast his eyes on the boy's position.However, he caught a glimpse of the boy with the bun face who was always arrogant, lying in the rain, as if he had lost consciousness.
Xia Chi: ...
So, decisively, the purple thunder just now was just a coincidence, right? !
In the spirit of humanitarianism, although Xia Chi was a little unhappy, he still walked up to Lan Ying, hugged him, and hugged him tightly.At this time, he also noticed that something was wrong. He had been drenched in the rain for a long time and was still lying in the rain just now, but the little bun didn't show any signs of getting wet.
Sure enough, this guy is not a normal person at all! ! !
As for whether it is a god?Unless he can become a god, he won't believe it.
Seeing that the little bun in his arms seemed to be in pain, Xia Chi couldn't help speeding up his pace.There is still a long distance from his home here, so he doesn't care about it, but although this little guy is a bit abnormal, he is still a little bun after all, if it is really damaged by the rain, it may cause some serious illness.
In fact, this was Xia Chi's overthinking.
As a main god, Lan Ying was deprived of his position, but he was once a god after all.Although there is not much divine power left in the body, it is not likely to get sick if it is drenched by the mortal rain.
In fact, Xia Chi should be most worried about himself.
He had a nervous breakdown before, and he had been drenched in the rain for a long time, but he met this little bun later, which delayed a little time.Adding up and down, almost two hours.An ordinary person who does not exercise regularly and whose body is in a sub-healthy state has been drenched in the heavy rain for nearly two hours continuously.
It's completely a deadly act, and it's fantasy not to get sick.
Therefore, the moment Xia Chi stepped into his house, as soon as his spirit relaxed, he felt that his consciousness began to become chaotic.
004
Then, he felt hot all over his body and dizzy, so he reluctantly put the little bun on the sofa and fell to the ground, unable to wake up from sleep.
When Lan Ying woke up, the divine power that was lost due to the release of thunder punishment was also replenished.Although such a small amount of divine power is like a drop in the ocean compared to his heyday, it is not worth mentioning.
However, today is different from the past!For him now, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat! ! !Don't waste it, accumulate it slowly, and you can return to the God Realm after all.
As for whether it will be hundreds of years, or even thousands of years, or tens of thousands of years, or hundreds of millions of years, that is not within the scope of Lan Ying's consideration.
Huh.Lan Ying closed his eyes and frowned. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that something hot was pressing on his body.It made it difficult for him to breathe, and it was terribly uncomfortable.
He opened his eyes in displeasure, just in time to see a person pressing on his body, just like the situation he had just descended into the mortal world.Only that person, naturally the same.
Lan Ying frowned, and was about to get angry, but found that something was wrong with Xia Chi's situation.The temperature on his body was so different from usual, it was as hot as boiling an egg.
Is this a cold?
Lan Ying said that he didn't know much about ordinary people's diseases.After all, he has not been a mortal for many years, and he has long forgotten the memory of the past.
For Xia Chi, a mortal, Lan Ying actually has a little bit of affection for him!Of course, it's only a little bit. After all, mortals are mortals, how can they be compared with gods.
No matter how good you are, it is impossible to rise to other heights, at most it is pleasing to the eye.
That's right, the arrogant Lan Ying completely refused to admit that he had other feelings for Xia Chi.
Even though he is a god, he has lost his divine power, and Lan Ying is somewhat helpless with Xia Chi's current situation.He could only find clothes from Xia Chi's closet first, carry them back into the bathroom to take a shower, cover them with a cold towel and put them on the bed.
These things seem extremely simple.But it took Lan Ying quite a long time to figure out the arrangement of things in Xia Chi's house and how to operate those things that he had never seen before.
Fortunately, Lan Ying is a smart god with a high IQ. Even if he has never seen those things, he can roughly tell how they are operated and used according to speculation and operation.
After working hard for a long time, Xiachi was finally settled. Lan Ying couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, finally settled him down. Taking care of patients is really not a godsend.
Seeing that Xia Chi was sleeping peacefully, Lan Ying stretched out his hand to check the temperature on Xia Chi's forehead carefully.It was still scorching hot, there was no other way, so Lan Ying had no choice but to continue to apply cold compresses, and at the same time slowly transported his little divine power into Xia Chi's body to reduce his fever.
The effect of the divine power was really powerful, and Xia Chi's fever subsided after only a little delivery.Lan Ying, who had consumed a lot of energy, also felt more and more tired. It was really sad to lose the godhead.
Xia Chi's home is not very big, with two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom.Usually Xiachi lives alone, so the guest room has not been tidied up, although there is no dust, but there is no way to live in it.
Lan Ying was not polite to Xia Chi at all, and climbed directly onto Xia Chi's bed, and nestled into Xia Chi's arms.Although this person is a mortal, the smell on him is quite comfortable.Lying in his arms, I felt surprisingly at ease, and even the sadness of losing my godhead faded a bit.
Just like that, Lan Ying slowly fell asleep, breathing in the scent of Xia Chi's body.
……
Headache.
Xia Chi closed his eyes and held his forehead. He always felt that his head was muddled, but his whole body was filled with a somewhat comfortable feeling, as if he was full of strength. This contradictory feeling made Xia Chi feel a little puzzled.
He frowned, the cold towel covering his forehead was warmed by his body temperature, and it felt uncomfortable when it touched his skin.He reached out to remove the covering on his forehead, opened his eyes, looked at his own appearance, and the vague memory in his sleep, before realizing what happened last night.
Xia Chi moved slightly, and a warm and soft sensation suddenly came from his wrist.He subconsciously looked towards the hot place, the little bun who made him carry it in the rain for a long time yesterday and took care of him when he had a fever was sleeping beside him with a sweet face.As if having a sweet dream, the corners of his mouth still twitch from time to time.
Xia Chi couldn't help but poked the other's slightly puffed bun face, a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.Isn't this little guy too hateful, at least he looks cute when he's asleep.
Xia Chi had to admit that he was a little moved.With such a small body, Lan Ying carried him on his back to bathe him.
Wait for a shower! ! !
Thinking of the images that flashed in a daze in his sleep, Xia Chi was startled suddenly.
He looked down at his clothes.Sure enough, it's not the same as yesterday, he was actually seen by others! ! !It was even touched! ! !
Holy shit, Xia Chi felt like his spirit had broken down a bit.
The only fortunate thing is that the one who saw him was a little bun, and it was impossible for him to do anything he couldn't do.
After all, he is a clean-spirited gay guy, integrity is very important to him.
Xia Chi silently grieved for a moment, then got ready to get up and cook.He had slept until eleven o'clock in the noon, and lay dead on the bed for a while, his stomach had already started growling.
He tiptoedly lifted the quilt, and got out of bed cautiously, for fear of waking up the little bun who was sleeping soundly.
After silently staring at Xiao Baozi for a while, Xia Chi couldn't help poking his face again.
QAQ is so cute.Lan Ying's appearance completely hit Xia Chi's cuteness.
For the first time, Xia Chi felt that it was a good decision to bring this little bun back.Such a cute little bun can be raised as a human figure and pet. It would be even better if the other party could call him master.
Eh, there seems to be a strange play mixed in.
He must have been burned out, because his thoughts are not so dirty.
Refuse to be dirty, be elegant.
Xia Chi had a wretched smile on his face, but his mouth was so serious.
005
Because he was recovering from a serious illness, and the ingredients in the refrigerator were not enough, and the heavy rain outside continued, Xia Chi decided to make a pot of his favorite porridge with preserved egg and lean meat.
Thinking of the warm and smooth taste of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, Xia Chi couldn't help licking the corner of his mouth, the taste was simply amazing.
Just do what you say, but fortunately Xia Chi loves preserved egg and lean meat porridge after all, and he has prepared more ingredients for porridge, which saves him from going out to buy ingredients in the heavy rain.
He is familiar with washing rice and chopping meat, and is proceeding step by step in an orderly manner, just like performing an art, so that those who appreciate it can't help but pay attention to the fleeting time.
Lan Ying just woke up and saw this scene.As a god, he has confessed to the food in the world for a long time, and even forgot to eat.
However, seeing Xia Chi's actions, he suddenly had an urge to taste it.
"Hey, are you awake?" After pressing the switch of the rice cooker, Xia Chi noticed Lan Ying who was leaning on the door frame, thinking about how he took care of him last night, he couldn't help but soften his tone.
"Mortal, what are you doing?" Although he already guessed that Xia Chi was cooking, Lan Ying didn't know what he was cooking. degree.
"I'm making porridge with preserved egg and lean meat. Are you hungry? It will be ready later." Xia Chi replied casually, and walked out of the kitchen, "Let's watch TV first, and we can eat later."
"Preserved egg and lean meat porridge?" I always feel like I have heard of it somewhere.Trapped in memory, Lan Ying obediently obeyed Xia Chi's lead and sat on the sofa.
He remembered!
This porridge with preserved egg and lean meat was his favorite when he was still a mortal!
When he was a child, his mother liked to cook him porridge with preserved egg and lean meat when he was sick.
It's a pity... when he became a god, his mother was no longer there.
Suddenly reminded of the old sad gay friend, Lan Ying could not help revealing a bit of melancholy in her icy blue eyes.
"Are you homesick?" Seeing that Lan Ying's expression seemed a bit gloomy, Xia Chi couldn't help asking blankly.What he is worst at is comforting people, and he doesn't know how to react when he sees this situation.
"Probably so." Lan Ying replied melancholy, his voice did not match his face extremely, the feeling of vicissitudes was like an old man looking back on the past, full of the heavy breath of time.
"Where is your home?" Xia Chi asked again, thinking that Lan Ying's attitude would soften today, and he would definitely tell him the answer.However, it was never expected that Lan Ying was greeted with eyes like looking at Zhizhe.
"Obviously I've said it many times! My God's family is in the God Realm!"
Hehe, you are definitely kidding me.This was Xia Chi's first reaction, but looking at Lan Ying's expression that didn't seem to be fake, combined with the vicissitudes of life he just revealed.
Xia Chi's heart couldn't help beating.
Could this guy really be a god?
As soon as Xia Chi's thought came up, he was driven out by him.Impossible, if this little guy is a god, then he has already become a god, and he will not be an ordinary person until now.
Absolutely impossible.
This little guy is definitely sick, and he is so sick that he cannot be saved.
……
While Xia Chi and Lan Ying were chatting, the porridge with preserved egg and lean meat in the rice cooker was ready.
Xia Chi lifted the lid of the pot, and the wafting fragrance immediately radiated out, filling the whole room.The rich aroma made people move their index fingers.
Xia Chi filled a bowl and brought it to Lan Ying, jokingly said, "My lord, you don't know how to eat mortal food, do you?" A little eager, but he just didn't say it.
"Who said that?" Lan Ying suddenly became anxious. "Gods can also occasionally experience the lives of mortals."
"Oh is that so?" Xia Chi had a look of disbelief.
"Of course, this god is an example." Lan Ying raised his chin, full of confidence.
Xia Chi held back his smile, and handed the bowl to Lan Ying, "Then Lord God, let's have a good experience."
Lan Ying gave Xia Chi a look of 'you are sensible', and began to feast on it.
Lan Ying's appetite was bigger than Xia Chi's imagined. Xia Chi had just finished one bowl, and the second bowl was in his hands, when he realized that the porridge in the pot had bottomed out.And Lan Ying looked at the bowl in his hand with a look of eagerness.
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