, pigs and dogs are not as good as!Force the opponent to fight.

So, now, who can come and save me?

I was alone between the two cities of our army and the enemy army, and my hands were shaking badly.Mom, it's scary here, I'm scared!

The three generals Lian Hongba, Lian Hongming, Lian Hongyan and the archers were all standing on the high platform, waiting for my next move.

"Honglian, if you can't complete the task, you will be sentenced to death~" Lian Hongba smiled morbidly on the high platform.

I trembled and almost fell off the horse.There is no other way, for the sake of life, go all out!

I clasped my hands together in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted: "Listen up, people on the opposite side! You are now surrounded by the troops of our Huang Empire! Hurry up and put down your weapons and capture them!"

"Huh—" A gust of cold wind blew up and rolled up some sand.

I continued to shout: "You gangsters still want to resist the army of our Huang Empire? You are too naive! Do you want to fight our magicians and labyrinth raiders on your own? Don't It's ridiculous, three-year-olds can see it more thoroughly than you!"

The general of the opponent seemed to be irritated by me, and shouted at me: "The scum of the Huang Empire! Invaded the eastern countries, and now they are so rampant to invade our country!"

I was not afraid of death and shouted back: "You have the ability to be more rampant than us, and you have also invaded the east! Go ahead and invade! If you can do it, I will call you uncle! But people like you who dare not even fight a battle Cowards probably won't be able to complete the Eastern Expedition at all!"

The opposing general said anxiously: "Shoot the arrow!"

Countless arrows flew towards me, but were blocked by the air barrier.In the barrier, I stuck out my tongue at the opponent's general and made a face (so childish): "I can't hit you! You can't hit me!"

Then I didn't dare to shudder, I kicked my legs, pulled the rein and ran back desperately - the gate of the opponent's city opened!Our army, who had been waiting for a long time, also opened the city gate to fight, and I successfully completed the task!

The author has something to say: Ahhh! ! !Calvin's gone! ! !The brain cells are about to run out... Today these are all squeezed out, really, I can't write without inspiration...

8 night

"Hahahaha!" Lian Hongba laughed loudly, "What was that caller doing just now! How stupid! Is that enemy general brain-dead? You will be irritated like this!"

"Well..." I lowered my head, my face flushed, and I was ashamed to throw it to my grandma's house!

"Well, the process is not important, at least now the two armies have started the battle smoothly." Lian Hongming scratched his loose hair.

I've always wondered why Lian Hongba likes dressing up so much while his two elder brothers don't understand fashion and don't know how to dress up, and the other doesn't know how to take care of themselves at all.Is it because of genetic relationship?Well, that's a problem.

In short, the final outcome is that our army of the Huang Empire successfully won and captured the opponent's city, with no more than 14% casualties.The next step is to conquer the [-]th maze [Lelajin].

Different from general maze conquerors, the Huang Empire conquers mazes in the form of an army, but they don’t bring so many people like war. After all, there are Lian Hongde who has conquered three mazes and Lian Hong who has conquered one maze. Tomorrow.Although our combat power is strong, many of us had already died when we entered the maze and finally saw [Lie Lajin] in the treasury.

I still remember when I was fighting the creatures in the labyrinth, when some of Lian Hongba's subordinates who were considered lowly by people were used as shields by a few soldiers, Lian Hongba blasted the seed and killed the labyrinth creatures that attacked him. Killed the monsters that attacked them, and killed those soldiers by the way.

Lian Hongyan and Lian Hongming seemed to have expected it a long time ago, so they didn't say anything about it.

I was taken aback for a moment, did Lian Hongba really love his subordinates so much?

When I saw [Lie Lakin], I said I was frightened.The devil is bigger than I imagined, and the breasts are so big!However, the makeup on her face seems to be spent?And she also smokes like a jerk.

I only heard the demon god say: "Listen up~~~~ Hongba. Indeed, if it is an ordinary demon god, he will definitely not choose you, but choose a good man around you."

The people around me nodded silently, yes yes.

"But doesn't this philandering radish already have three demon gods! I swore a long time ago that I would never mess with this kind of cheating man. My sister is serious."

Pfft - cheating on a man.I tried my best to hold back my laughter, and looked around. There were not a few people trembling and holding back their laughter like me.

Lian Hongba complained: "What kind of trouble is this eccentric demon god~~~~ By the way, your makeup is all over the place~~~~~~~ It's written all over your face~~~ You were abandoned by a man~~~~ "

No, no, no!My stomach is going to cramp!Mom, I can't hold back my laughter!

[Lielakin] spit out a puff of smoke: "Shut up! And what I want to see is not a world ruled by an absolute king, but a world where the subordinates are not defeated by the king and the two sides work together... This time."

I am silent, obviously, [Liela Jin] does not intend to choose to practice Hongyan, it is better to say that she is optimistic about it from the beginning...

Lian Hongba raised his hand: "Hey~~~Then turn me into brother Yan's subordinate. That's enough."

[Lie Lajin] The corner of the mouth is raised: "No, you are not expected to be a follower. I can understand what kind of man you are just by looking at the eyes of your subordinates..."

Sure enough, she was optimistic about practicing Hongba from the beginning.

【"The third prince likes to collect some weird things."

"That's a matter of course. Because he himself is a weirdo who likes to see blood since he was a child."

"It must have been influenced by my crazy mother."

"Even if he becomes a general, he is not the material to be an 'emperor' after all."]

This is the discussion of some officials I heard when I was sweeping the floor.

It is said that Lian Hongba brought back to his house the warriors exiled by the country, the failed products of artificial magician experiments, and the swordsmen who were born in lowly professions from generation to generation.When I heard the officials' comments, I was sure it was not a rumor, but I was very confused why Lian Hongba did that.

Then, while sweeping the floor (where is your bright future, child), I heard what Lian Hongba said to them.

"We are not expected by this country. We can just live in the shadows like this. But if you want to bring your family and yourself to a place where you can live dignifiedly, a bright and dignified place... ···”

Lian Hongba burst into a smile: "Then you have to be more cheeky and fight with your head up! Happiness, there are people who will tell you to let us work together. Because I already have Brother Yan and Brother Ming, so I will take care of you."

······ No one responded to him.Lian Hongba bowed his head and lowered his head, clenched his hands into fists, his body trembling a little, and he seemed to be coquettish and said: "Okay, there is no idiot who will say that I just lift up this listless face for you to see?! "

At that time, I thought that practicing Hongba was just a play on the spur of the moment, and I would not really take those people to heart.However, I think my idea is wrong. It’s really just a joke, so how can I keep the three female magicians who failed the experiment with me all the time, and I won’t see other soldiers using their subordinates as shields I was so angry at the time.

Practicing Hongba, surprisingly, he cherishes his subordinates very much.

There are many people and strength, and everyone began to put treasures in the bags prepared in advance-of course, it belonged to the Huang Empire.Out of the mentality of a petty citizen, I took advantage of everyone not paying attention, quietly moved my seat, looked left and right for a while, then quickly squatted down and picked up a gold coin and stuffed it into my pocket.The whole movement was smooth and unimpeded, and then he pretended that nothing happened and integrated into the main force.

I gave myself a thumbs up in my heart (this pure junior high school composition was polluted by your philistines), and my skills are so fast!Mom and Dad must be very pleased with my growth in heaven. (Trust me kids, your parents will cry) Hahaha!Mom, there are still many good people in the world!

Just when I was at the end and complacently thought that no one would notice, Lian Hongba retreated to me from the front and said in a tone of "today's weather is good": "Hey~ Honglian, you seem to be in a good mood, Is embezzlement of state property so happy?"

My whole body trembled, and I almost shook out the gold coins in my pocket.Haha, mom, you should just pretend that I haven't said anything...

"Well... what should I do? Corruption should be executed immediately. I just want to try the power of the demon god, so let me carry out the execution!" The wishful sword practice.

It's too late to say, then soon!

I used my secret secret trick - the tiger pounced on the ground, and confessed piously: "I'm very sorry, Lord Hongba!" Then I looked up at him with tears in my eyes, "I only took one gold coin, poor you Please forgive me just once!"

"Eh~ Is that so?" Lian Hongba smiled slyly, reached out and squeezed my waist, a tingling feeling hit my whole body in an instant.The body froze and trembled.

With the sound of "ding ding", ten gold coins fell out of my pocket, sleeve, and trousers (?!).

I am silly.

Lian Hongba laughed.

So all my gold coins were confiscated.After Lianhongba a maid noticed that I was walking in a weird way, she took off my shoes and found two gold coins, Lianhongba laughed even more happily

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