[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

The bully who was cheated

There is a kind of person in the world called Xueba.

When the bad students are struggling to review or make cheat sheets for the exam, the top students have already finished their review, calmly waiting for the arrival of the exam, and will never disrupt their daily rhythm for this.

Generally speaking, academic masters are diligent.For example, sit in the front row during class, listen to the teacher carefully, take notes in class, actively answer questions, and complete homework in a timely and accurate manner...

This is the "usual" case.

Ji Xi is a top student. From kindergarten to high school, he has always been a study committee member, the object of praise from teachers and classmates. He has never dropped out of the top three in various monthly exams, midterm exams, midterm exams, and final exams.

But she was also a slacker—a slob who was downright lazy.

I will study hard in class because I am too lazy to review after returning home, and the homework is also done at school;

I will get good grades again because I don’t want to go to cram school because of bad grades and copy wrong questions;

I will serve as a study committee member in the class because the teacher said that the study committee member only needs to be a role model.

The list goes on and on.

In a nutshell - Ji Xi is a hard-working academic bully just to be lazy.

This is not only reflected in learning, but also in daily life.

For example, when shopping, I will plan all the things I need in advance, and in order not to waste time on the road, I will also investigate the best route and the most suitable store.

It's just that this kind of performance falls into the eyes of ordinary people, and it is a proper and sharp style of Xueba.

Ji Qi, who has been plagued by laziness and illness all year round, is still a dead house. He just stays at home on weekends and holidays and doesn't want to move. Thanks to this, his skin is quite fair.Although the hair that I was too lazy to cut was a bit rough, it was still black and beautiful.Because he was too lazy to check his eyesight regularly and change his glasses, Ji Xi paid great attention to using his eyes, so his pair of jet-black eyes stood out among the top students with a high rate of myopia.

On the whole, if it wasn't for his casual attire, Ji Xi's appearance could at least score [-]%.

It's just that you can't escape bad health-don't bask in the sun, don't exercise.Not to mention that this slacker even dislikes eating: fish bones are not easy to pick, so I don’t eat them; crabs have to be shelled, so I don’t eat them;It's also fortunate that she hasn't gone to college yet, she has family members to take care of her, and she has a twin brother who has hidden sister-control attributes by her side, so her life is very comfortable.

"Ji Qi, are you alright!" Ji Yi——Ji Qi's twin brother yelled again impatiently while supporting the bicycle.He didn't hear anything, so he rang the car bell a few more times, and finally there were footsteps coming from the corridor.After a while, Ji Xi, who was wearing a spring school uniform with long sleeves and trousers, appeared in front of his eyes, holding his schoolbag as if he hadn't woken up yet.

Ji Yi is also used to it. She stuffed the schoolbag on her shoulder into Ji Xi's arms, and then stepped onto the bicycle. Ji Xi also moved to the back seat of the car, protecting the two schoolbags in his arms with one hand, and wrapping his arms around Ji Yi's waist with the other. After sitting still, he tugged on his clothes and signaled Ji Yi to leave.

Speaking of the twins in Ji's family, none of the relatives I know boasted.My brother started martial arts and Sanda in elementary school. His parents worried that he was too wild, so they sent him to the Children's Palace to learn a lot of things, such as violin, piano, calligraphy, painting, and comprehensive development of versatility.My younger sister is quiet and smart, and she is known as a top student in school. If she participates in the Mathematical Olympiad English Contest Essay Contest, she won't win the first prize.

Of course, no one is perfect, and neither are the twins.

Ji Yi is not interested in studying, and her test scores are above average.As for Ji Xi, not to mention his poor health, if he was too cold, he would inevitably be told behind his back that he didn't know how to behave.

But Ji's parents don't care about it, as long as their children are happy.

"Hey, next semester will be the third year of high school. What are you going to do?" Ji Yi's head sweats just thinking about making up lessons during the summer vacation. It is said that the time for evening self-study will be extended, and there will be one exam every three days and one exam every five days. There are sets of papers handed out for exercises and homework.

"I got the qualification to recommend students." Ji Xi jumped out word by word, cherishing words like gold.

"...Why didn't you tell your parents last night?" Ji Yi controlled her hands.I almost squeezed the brakes in shock just now, and it would be troublesome if the car reversed accidentally.He is in good health and is not afraid of any collisions, but his sister sitting behind will be in trouble.

"Forgot." Ji Qi said it simply this time, as for whether he really forgot, the devil will know.

When she got to school, Ji Yi stopped the car, took her schoolbag and ran.He is a science student, and his class is upstairs. Ji Xi is a liberal arts student. His class is at the bottom of the class, and he is on the first floor, so he doesn't even have to climb the stairs.

At the beginning when she abandoned science and went to literature, Ji Yi asked her if she chose liberal arts because she was too lazy to climb stairs. Ji Qi shook his head: "Science makes you tired." Ji Yi was speechless, and patted his sister on the head: "Don't answer the questions well. Sour." Who doesn't know that there are so many answers in liberal arts.

Ji Qi calculated the gains and losses in his heart: Although she wrote a lot, she didn't have to.

So in the first monthly grade exam after class placement, Ji Qi went to a few teachers with his first grade report card in liberal arts, expressing that he wanted to be exempted from homework.

How could the teacher agree to it? I think this little girl is taking it for granted. Is it because you don't want to write the homework and don't write it?Ji Qi took a step back, and next time when he handed in his homework, he only wrote the small topics, and marked all the big topics: how many pages are in the book, where are the notes...

In liberal arts, there is always a routine for answering questions, and most people do their homework according to this routine, but there is really no one who dares to treat the homework that is due like Ji Xi.

The teachers, who felt their authority was being challenged, became angry and called Ji Qi over for a lecture. After the lecture, they asked her, "Is that why you don't want to do homework?" How can a good student rebel?

Ji Qi came back from the fugue, and honestly shook his head: "Writing the answer is a pain."

The teachers burst out laughing on the spot. They were not old-fashioned, and they also hated changing homework. Hearing what Ji Qi said, they also thought about how difficult it was for him to change homework, so they decided to take Ji Qi's exam on the spot.After passing each question perfectly, he realized how perverted Ji Qi was. He smacked his tongue secretly while shaking his head: "Even if we agree, other students will think it's unfair."

Ji Xi's eyes lit up immediately: "Then what if the other students agree?" The teachers thought that this kind of thing was impossible, and whoever was not careful just said that it would be fine if everyone else agreed.

——As a result, he dug a big hole for himself.

A month later, there was another monthly exam. The average score of Ji Xi's liberal arts class was much higher than last time. Teachers from other classes came to ask whether they had made mistakes or missed questions. The homeroom teacher was so proud, but the next day he saw Ji Qi and got a headache.Ji Xi handed over a piece of paper, a neatly formatted application form, and the names of the other 49 students in the class were all lined up.

After all, this slacker is cruel enough to spend a month to convince the whole class. As long as the questions do not exceed the scope of what he has learned, no one can stop her. After going back and forth like this, the results have improved.

Okay, now I have nothing to say, right?Fortunately, apart from being too lazy to do homework, Ji Xi didn't have any privileges that would arouse the envy and hatred of other students, so the teachers just let it go.

Thus, Ji Xueba became famous in the liberal arts class.

When he walked to the door of the class with his schoolbag in his arms, Ji Xi felt that something was wrong.

What are the characteristics of early reading in liberal arts classes?Of course it is an endorsement!Politics, history and geography, if you can’t memorize them in the exam, you don’t have to write them. Even if you don’t memorize them, there are Chinese poems, English vocabulary texts, and sometimes even math formulas. It’s too quiet today, isn’t it?

Ji Qi glanced suspiciously at the closed door of the class, thought for a moment whether the students were waiting for her to go in, and celebrated her getting the admission qualification, so he simply pushed the door and walked in.

With a blur in front of his eyes, Ji Xi stopped talking after seeing the scene in front of him clearly, and reached out to touch the door he pushed open just now - no.Looking at myself again, the schoolbag is still there, the clothes have not changed, and I guess the person has not changed.

Then Ji Qi raised his head, looked at the white-bearded old man in front of him, and said, "Old Yue?"

The white-bearded old man rubbed his hands with a smile: "Oh, as expected of Wenquxing, the reaction is very fast!"

The corner of Ji Xi's mouth twitched, Wen Quxing?She's backgammon too!While complaining in her heart, Ji Xi asked, "Can you find me?" From Yuelao's words, she could deduce a lot.

Wen Quxing sounds unbelievable, but since it happened, Ji Xi can only accept this setting.The reason why she suddenly appeared here cannot be explained by science at all, not to mention how similar the image of the old man in front of her is to the old moon in myths and legends.

Did she really come to Yuelao Temple and meet the gods?And she herself is a Wenqu star?

This Ji Xi is full of doubts, and that Yue Lao is not much better.

How many people still believe in gods and Buddhas these days?On the contrary, the underworld is more deterrent, and the gods who are usually idle go down to play, and they are called "experience the trend of the times", even Wenquxing, who is in charge of the cultural movement, is no exception.However, returning to the mortal world, the memory and celestial power still have to be washed, and they cannot be turned upside down in the world.But looking at Wen Quxing's current situation, he is also very calm. Could it be that he didn't wash his memory back then?

Yuelao didn't know that Ji Xi was too lazy to say anything, he was thinking about it by himself.

Even though he was very confused, Yuelao had to ask for something now, but he had to talk about the business first: "To be honest, I have something to bother Mr. Wenqu Xing." After speaking, he poured beans out of a bamboo tube and explained everything.

Ji Xi was happy to hear that: There are various myth systems in the world, and naturally there are also different gods. A while ago, the gods from various countries had a meeting, which was very noisy.And the theme of the meeting is also very deceitful - some problems God hates human beings, what should we do?

In the end, I come to a conclusion: Since you hate humans, let you get along with humans and feel what is human and what is love, so as not to be prejudiced when performing the duties of gods.

The gods were happy, and after discussing the time and place, they decided to come here, and the heavenly court quit: We do get along well with humans here, but that doesn't mean we have to be excluded!

What a love of gossip.Ji Xi thought so in his heart, and continued to listen to Yue Lao crying calmly: "...I haven't finished dealing with so many red lines, and I have to find a suitable god to participate in this event, is it easy for me? "

Ji Xi thought for a while: "So, you want to find me now?"

Yue Lao nodded quickly: "Those gods are said to be planning to build a school building to enhance the relationship between humans and gods through daily study and life. Wenqu Xingjun's age in this life is just right, and he is versatile. He will definitely give Heaven a face."

In fact, Yuelao still has nothing to say, Wenqu’s characteristics are a little bit warm, and the human being selected is just a little girl. Wouldn’t it be easy to win someone as talented and beautiful as Wenqu Xingjun?

Hearing this, Ji Qi felt something was wrong, so he frowned: Does she have anything to do with being versatile?

She still wanted to ask about the situation, but Yuelao was shocked when he saw her frowning and thought she was unwilling.

He has already asked several gods, and all of them disliked this matter in an old-fashioned way. They didn't want to play house with the children at all. The Jade Emperor urged him several times, and he wasted a lot of time.At the moment, regardless of Ji Xitong's disagreement, he threw Ji Xi according to the location with a wave of his hand, and he was relieved after throwing it: Fortunately, Wenqu Xingjun is now a mortal, otherwise he would not be able to move!

But before resting for a while, Yuelao felt something was wrong again.If the memory hadn't been washed, Wenqu Xingjun's immortal power should still be there. How could he throw it over so easily?Quickly looked through the marriage book again.

Now Yuelao's face turned pale: You made a mistake!Misunderstanding Wenchang Emperor and Wenqu Xingjun!Who told these two guys to cast twins in this life, he can identify them not by his eyes but by his soul, and the long-term mutual influence is even more similar, so it is not impossible to make a mistake in a hurry.

According to Emperor Wenchang, it should be fine... Yuelao was cruel and decided to ignore this matter.