[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

If Ji Xi had to choose the season he hated the most, it would undoubtedly be summer.

Even though the season is sunny and vacation-friendly for many, Ji Xi is a nuisance.

When we go out, it is hot and sunny. Although there are many fruits, it is very troublesome to eat, such as grapes, lychees and peaches... Everyone likes to run to the beach, but swimming is very tiring and there are many people crowded around. Seafood is delicious but Mostly peeled...

For Ji Xi, it was a season like a nightmare.

But now her luck has gotten so bad.

"Hey, you're the one who said you're here to buy things, why are you so absent-minded?" Luo Ji was holding two big bags in his hands, and he couldn't spare his hands, so he just tilted his head and hit Ji Qi on the head.

It doesn't hurt to bump your head like this, Ji Qi also came back to his senses: "What did you say?"

Her tone was so calm, Loki thought he didn't speak clearly: "What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking about going out." Ji Qi lied solemnly.

"Traveling is very interesting. We go to the beach to play together. It is said that we have to swim together. There are seaside villas and sleeping together by the sea. It sounds pretty good." Rocky shrugged, and the flyer brought by Apollo It's written beautifully.

I don't know how long it will take to walk to the beach with all the equipment on my back, and it will be very tiring... Ji Qi didn't even bother to talk, trying to save energy for the day after tomorrow's outing.

However, since there are villas by the sea, they should also prepare some supplies, as long as they bring what they need on the road.

Ji Qi looked at the bag Loki was carrying: "Could it be too much preparation?"

"Didn't you say that these are necessary?" Rocky looked down at the bag, "And this belongs to everyone, it will be much easier when it is distributed to everyone? By the way, did you buy swimming trunks? ?”

"...No, I don't know how to swim, so I didn't plan to go into the sea." It must have been exposed as soon as she changed her clothes!

"You can't swim?" Loki opened his eyes wide, then laughed, "So it's a landlubber!"

For the first time in her heart, Ji Qi hated the translation function of Xiaoting. The word "landlubber" was obviously a free translation. She would rather not understand the Nordic allusions than be told by Luo Ji!And she can swim!

After the things are scattered, it is true that everyone does not need to carry a lot. Ji Xi even has the cheek to distribute some collectively shared things to other people, such as bandages, bandages, mosquito repellent, and so on. Finally, she You can go there empty-handed.

But other people carry things on their backs, so it's not good for her to be empty-handed, right?Ji Xi sighed.

On the morning of the day of departure, Ji Xi went to knock on the door one by one.

It is better to go out early when traveling in summer, so as not to heat up so quickly.And she estimated based on the map she bought at the commissary, that the shortest journey to the beach would take three hours, and it would take even longer if she had to rest halfway.

However, the best time to go swimming is between [-]pm and [-]pm, so don't worry about that.

"Kuqi?" Yui Kusanagi, who came to open the door, was still confused.

Ji Qi touched her head: "It's time to get up, it won't be so hot if you leave early."

"Ah," Kusanagi Yui came back to his senses, and nodded with a blushing face, "I'll just pack myself up..."

"Don't worry." Ji Xi smiled, "I came to you first. I haven't called the gods yet. It takes a little longer for a girl to clean up. You can take your time." Waving back to call the gods.

Apollo got up very early, and Ji Qi opened the door as soon as she knocked, and then she turned black: "What are you doing?"

Apollo, who was only wearing swimming trunks all over his body, didn't know why: "I'm changing my swimsuit. Didn't it mean that when humans go swimming, they wear swimsuits under their clothes?" He smiled brightly again, "So When you get to the beach, you can go swimming directly in the sea!"

"Do you know how long we have to walk with our clothes on and our bags on our backs?" Ji Qi said with a blank expression, "Do you know how hot it is to wear swimsuits next to your body in summer? Also, we went to the seaside villa first and had lunch there Swimming will only be done after the rest, no need to advance.”

Apollo shivered: I always feel that Mu Qi and Mu Qi will become very scary when this happens.

In the end, Ji Xi trained all the gods—how did you spread the word, Apollo!

Toth must have foreseen that this group of problem gods would do all kinds of ignorant things before leaving it to her to take responsibility, right?Ji Xi raised his forehead, he didn't even want to eat breakfast, so he just lay down on the dining table.

"Aren't you very energetic when you come to quarrel in the morning?" Loki took a sip of milk.

Ji Qi tilted his head, and looked at Loki sideways without looking up: "When I went to knock on the door, I saw that someone's skin was as white and smooth as milk." Does she have to be more skilled?

"Pfft!" The one who choked was not the black-faced Loki, but Kusanagi Yui who was sitting opposite.She put down the soup bowl, blushed and stammered, "That, that, Mu Qi, Rocky..."

"This is the daily life of getting along with each other. You have to get used to accepting it." Ji Qi straightened up, picked up a steamed bun with chopsticks, and stuffed it into his mouth after dipping it in vinegar.There will be a lot of walking ahead, so it's better to replenish your strength.

"Is this Chinese food?" Loki obviously wanted to avoid the previous topic, and asked while pointing at the steamed bun.

"Well, Xiaolongbao, would you like to eat?" Ji Xi was easy to talk to after tasting the delicious food.

Loki looked at his fingers, then at the steamed buns in the steamer, hesitating.This thing looks very hot, and the skin is thin, what should I do if I accidentally pinch the skin and lose the filling?

Ji Qi bit the tip of his chopsticks and looked at Loki, then at the steamed buns, and suddenly realized, he picked up a steamed bun with his other hand wrapped around it, and moved it to Loki's mouth, with a calm expression: "Open your mouth."

Loki, who opened his mouth reflexively, only felt that there was something more in his mouth, and he chewed to realize what happened.

Kusanagi Yui and Apollo who were sitting opposite were already stunned: "Is this move really okay?"

"What's the problem?" Ji Qi picked up another steamed bun and put it into his mouth, smacked his lips habitually with the tip of his chopsticks in his mouth, and then nodded, "It seems a little bad, I haven't had any contact with this guy yet. Ripe enough to feed."

"Hey!" Loki looked at the chopsticks around Ji Qi's mouth as she spoke, and for a moment didn't know whether to be embarrassed or angry, so he slapped the table and ran back to Northern Europe. Ji Qi was innocent :"What's up with him?"

Kusanagi Yui and Apollo shook their heads in unison, bowed their heads and ate breakfast obediently.

You Ji Xi woke everyone up early, and it was only seven o'clock when they set off.Most of the gods went out together for the first time, and they went to the beach again. They were all in high spirits, and none of them was sleepy. They were all in good spirits.

Ji Qi, Kusanagi Yui and Apollo led the way. Kusanagi Yui looked at Ji Qi wearing a hat and said with a smile, "This is the first time I've seen Mu Qi tie his hair up."

White summer uniforms were neatly dressed, also with blue ties, like those worn by Apollo and Baldr.It's just that Ji Qi is wearing a white empty hat and his hair is tied into a ponytail, looking quite capable.

Ji Qi reached out and touched the brim of the hat: "I'm afraid of the sun." She had an instinctive rejection of the word "outdoors", but now she has to walk outdoors for more than three hours in summer, and she can't wait to go back to the dormitory, but she I also don't want to be separated from the group.

"Indeed, Mu Qi's skin is very fair, so he probably seldom goes out?" Yui Kusanagi nodded.

"Using a human word to describe this guy is 'dead house'?" The recovered Rocky interjected.

"I'm just a dead house." Ji Qi admitted generously, she also wants to engage in research work in the future, as long as she stays indoors.In Ji Yi's words, I really can't imagine what it's like for her to enter the society, there will definitely be social barriers.

Loki was choked by her words, snorted twice and stopped talking, just followed.

The journey along the way was fairly smooth. Although Totsuka Takashi complained a few words at the beginning because of the hardship of the journey, Loki, who was in charge of assisting him, cheered up after a few words with him, and even ran after Loki for a while road.

After Ji Xi and the others walked for a while, they saw Loki and Totsuka-san sitting face to face under two trees, glaring at each other unhappily, with a lot of leaves and grass clippings on their bodies.

"Did you two fight?" Kusanagi Yui held his forehead, he was really a primary school student.

"No!" The words were said in unison.

Ji Xi's eyes were sharp, and he saw that Loki and Totsuka's arms were painted, and he didn't know where they were scratched by the branches.The medical supplies were handed over to Totsuka Tsukihito, and Ji Xi greeted Totsuka Tsukihito, took the cotton swab and the prepared vial of iodophor, walked to Loki, and Totsuka Takashi on the other side It was handed over to Tsukito Totsuka for wound treatment.

"It's only gone so far that I started to get hurt." Ji Qi said without raising his head.

"It's just a small injury, just lick it." Loki didn't care at all.

Ji Qi rolled her eyes, but Luo Ji couldn't see her expression because of the brim of her hat, so she continued to apply medicine to Luo Ji.

"What's this?" Loki looked curiously at the small light brown plastic bottle in Ji Xi's hand.

"Iodophor, a kind of disinfectant, a medical product made by humans." Ji Qi put away the things after applying the medicine, and threw the used cotton swabs together in a special small pocket, which was placed on the side of the backpack Keep it.

"I remember what kind of alcohol and hydrogen peroxide are usually used?" Rocky would know this, which surprised Ji Xi, but he still replied: "Those two disinfectants are too irritating. If you want to die of pain, I will I don’t mind bringing you some when I get back.”

Loki immediately shut his mouth, even if he was a god, he didn't want to experience pain at all.

The rest of the journey went smoothly. Everyone continued to enjoy the surrounding scenery and arrived at the seaside villa before eleven o'clock. After the room was allocated, each of them went to pack the things in their room and change their swimsuits.

As soon as Ji Xi entered the room, he breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to pull on his tie.She buckled so tightly along the way, her body was covered with sweat, she almost thought she was going to collapse, but luckily she finally arrived.She unbuttoned her shirt, and was about to take it off for a change, when a familiar voice came from the door: "Today for lunch..."

There was a loud bang that startled everyone, and they ran out of the room one after another, and then saw Loki sitting on the corridor with his head supported, with a hat on his side—Ji Qitou The empty top hat on.

"Loki, what's the matter?" Bader quickly helped Loki up.

"Who knows, I just wanted to ask that guy for lunch, but he suddenly threw his hat at me, it hurts so much for such a small hat!" Loki let go of his hand, and there was a red mark on his forehead clear and distinct.

Thor glanced at Mu Qi's closed door, thought for a while and asked, "Mu Qi is changing clothes?"

"It seems so... You said he was shy? Why are men shy!" Loki couldn't understand.

Ji Qi quickly changed into a large T-shirt and ran out with a smirk: "I'm very sorry, the Chinese gods pay more attention to this point, and they are not used to letting others see their bodies. Moreover, in front of gods from other countries You have to show your best demeanor."

This explanation is normal, and everyone expressed their understanding.

Badr looked at the neck above Ji Xi's collar, touched his chin thoughtfully, then looked at Thor, who nodded.Badr clapped his hands together, very good, leave the happiness of my good brother to him!