[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming
Chapter 18
Sea fishing is different from ordinary fishing, it depends on the feel of the hand.Because of the waves and the depth of the water, buoys are useless most of the time, and we can only judge from the pulling sensation from the fishing rod whether there are fish hooked.
Ji Qi was wearing shorts and a short-sleeved T-shirt, pressed the sun hat on his head, squinted his eyes to look at the sun, shrunk back, squatted on the reef, and did not hold the fishing rod so hard.
Fishing is not a skill that can be easily and successfully displayed based on theory and practice. After all, whether there are fish is still unknown. She chose fishing more to pass the time.As for seafood, the shellfish that Ji Xi likes is impossible to find on this kind of beach.Even if there is, it's not a suitable harvest season now—Ji Xi doubts whether the creatures in Hakoniwa, where the seasons are completely determined by the gods, can grow well.
See if you can catch a fish, she wants to eat fish.Thinking of food, Ji Xi wanted to lick the corner of his mouth again, but as soon as the tip of his tongue swept over, there was a slight pain, Ji Xi had to close his mouth with a frown.
It's all that guy's fault!Ji Qi gritted his teeth bitterly, glanced at the beach not far away, and decisively looked away.
Compared with the tranquility on Ji Qi's side, the beach side is much more lively.
All the gods put on swimsuits and were swimming in the blue water, and there were not a few water fights.
For example, Totsuka Tsukito was dragged into the water by Apollo and Baldur, his body was stiff and unable to adapt to the cool water temperature; while Totsuka Takashi played snorkeling like a fish in water, dived down and grabbed Loki's ankle , causing Loki to fall into several mouthfuls of seawater; Loki, who splashed water and attacked Totsuka, hurt Hades and Dionysus, so the water fight gradually escalated.
Overall, it was hilarious and a very happy sea bath.
Tired from swimming, Kusanagi Yui went ashore, intending to rest for a while.With the parasols brought by everyone earlier, you are not afraid of getting sunburned. There are also a lot of ice cubes and chilled drinks in the storage box prepared in advance.
Mu Qi thought really well.Kusanagi Yui thought so, saw Mu Qi sitting on the reef not far away, looked at the drinks in the storage box, and decided to take a bottle to Mu Qi.Most of them are carbonated drinks, but you should like them, right?
Kusanagi Yui was still choosing, and there was an extra god beside him: "Kusanagi."
"Yes... eh?" Kusanagi Yui first agreed, and then realized, looking at Loki standing beside him in surprise.This was the first time she heard Loki call her name, it was incredible!
"What's your reaction?" Loki was upset, but now that he had something to ask, he naturally had to lower his posture a bit.Loki pulled the braids behind him, grabbed the ends of the hair and twisted it around: "If you are a girl, you should know better..."
When he went to ask Thor and Badr about kissing, the two of them actually asked him to ask Yui Kusanagi, saying that girls understand this kind of thing better, because their minds are more delicate and so on... It's really troublesome !
"What?" Kusanagi Yui was a little strange, what questions did Loki need to ask her?
"That's, that's kissing!" Loki said bluntly, "Is kissing really such a serious thing?"
She didn't expect Loki to ask such a question at all, and Kusanagi Yui's cheeks flushed suddenly: "Pick, kiss?!" But she quickly reacted, and said with a straight face, "Of course! Kissing is very serious." thing!"
"Ah, if you're talking about kissing, it's really serious." Apollo, who was also tired from swimming and came back to rest, heard the topic of Kusanagi Yui and Loki, and said, "When I first met Miss Goblin, I kissed her on the cheek as far as I know, but it seems very rude to Japanese humans, so I’m really sorry.”
"Ah, Apollo! There's no need to say such a thing!" Yui Kusanagi blushed again.
Loki frowned: "Japan...is the etiquette in the East different from that in the West?" Just after he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong again, pointed at Yui Kusanagi with wide eyes, and shouted: "You said she is a human?! "
Apollo was at a loss: "Yes, Miss Goblin is of course a human being. She is a human being who came from the world to teach us to understand human beings." totally different.
"I thought she was a Japanese god like Tsukito Totsuka and the others..." Loki paused, then smiled, and patted Yui Kusanagi on the shoulder, "This is even better."
That guy Mu Qi always followed the rules of human beings, and now that he has a human beside him, it must be much easier to understand Mu Qi's psychology.When he figured out what Mu Qi was thinking, this situation wouldn't happen in the future, right?
Rocky continued, "How would you feel if someone kissed you without your realizing it?"
Kusanagi Yui's face changed almost instantly, and he said without hesitation: "Rogue! If I had a knife in hand, I would definitely use Iai Slash without hesitation!" Apollo turned pale.
However, Kusanagi Yui quickly reacted, and smiled awkwardly: "Well, in fact, women usually slap in the face, and if it is serious, they will call the police and the police will handle it. They should probably be detained. I It's not very clear either."
"Is this kind of thing really so serious?" Apollo swallowed.
"It's very serious for girls," Kusanagi Yui said seriously, "I think the person you kiss must be someone you like. Moreover, Loki also said that it was done unconsciously, so this kind of thing is no longer rude. No, but compulsion."
Glancing at Mu Qi's figure on the reef, Kusanagi Yui thought about it, and then said: "In fact, Japan is very open in this regard, and there are often novels and comics that I don't like at first, but because of being kissed, there is an intersection. I fell in love with it later. China is different. I heard that in ancient China, some girls never met a man other than their relatives until they got married."
"No way!" Apollo was dumbfounded, "Isn't there any problem with that kind of life?"
"So it's ancient times, a long, long time ago, this is just something I heard." Yui Kusanagi waved his hand.
Loki stuck out his tongue: "It's really scary, but..." This is a girl, right?That guy Mu Qi is a boy, there shouldn't be such a situation, he paused and changed his words, "Then what about two boys kissing?"
"Huh?" Yui Kusanagi was stunned this time, she suddenly realized, clasping Loki's shoulders with both hands: "You must have kissed Mu Qi! The wound on his lip must have been caused by you!"
I must like Kusanagi Yui's female sixth sense.
Apollo almost choked into the air pipe with a sip of soda: "Miss Goblin?"
Before Yui Kusanagi could speak, Loki shrugged his shoulders to avoid Yui Kusanagi's hand, stepped back, put his hands on the back of his head, and said "tch": "I don't think it's a big deal, but that guy said no Comfortable……"
"It's too casual!" Kusanagi Yui clenched his fists, "And why did you kiss him!"
Loki froze all of a sudden, and after thinking about it, he turned his head: "It's just a little bit of revenge."
"There's no such thing as revenge!" Kusanagi Yui wanted to cover his face, but he still stood in front of Loki seriously, stretched out his right index finger, and said in a very serious tone, "Apologize."
"What?" Loki lowered his hands and looked at Kusanagi Yui strangely.
"Go and apologize to Mu Qi!" Kusanagi Yui said, "This kind of thing is too much, and it must be because of this reason that Mu Qi is in a bad mood. Since we are friends, we can still reconcile. We must get along well with Mu Qi Apologize."
friend?This word sounds delicate to Loki, but "reconciliation" touched him a little.
Although it can't be said that there are many contacts, Loki does have a good impression of Mu Qi. When Mu Qi said that he didn't like it or felt uncomfortable, the feeling of blockage in his heart made him ask Baldr and Thor. Now Kusanagi Yui gave another suggestion of "apology".
To be honest, Loki hesitated to apologize.He had never done such a thing as an apology before, and he felt that it was just a kiss without biting off a piece of meat, so there was nothing to be concerned about, and he didn't understand the way human beings behave.
But he cares more about "reconciliation" - subconsciously he doesn't want to be hated by Mu Qi.
Loki scratched his hair: "Okay, isn't it just an apology! I'm just..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the shouts of the gods, turned his head and froze in place.
Yui Kusanagi, who had just relaxed because Loki let go, also looked over, but before he could take a look, Apollo grabbed his hand and ran away.Apollo's hands were clenched tightly, and his expression was tense.
"What is this going on!" Totsuka Takara roared and ran, "There was no sign at all, why did the tsunami suddenly happen!" As the god in charge of the sea, Totsuka Takaru naturally understood the tsunami, but this happened It's completely unreasonable.
Hakoniwa is located on a piece of land suspended in the sky, which simply cannot meet the geographical conditions for a tsunami to occur, not to mention that there are always various omens before a tsunami occurs, instead of being inexplicably produced as it is now.
"Zeus!" Hades said as he ran, "Zeus must have done it!"
What do you want to do by doing this kind of thing!Rocky gritted his teeth, and was about to run when he saw Mu Qi jumping down from the reef, his heart tightened, and he ran towards Mu Qi.
If it was really done by Zeus, it should not be to harm them, but at most it is a test.Although there should be no need to worry about accidents like this, but seeing that the guy will be hit by the waves first, and may be swallowed by the waves, he can't ignore it!
Seeing Loki appearing in front of his eyes, Ji Qi was stunned for a moment, before Loki pulled her by the wrist before saying anything, and then dragged her away without saying a word.There were messy rocks under his feet, Ji Xi was wearing slippers, and he twisted his foot after running a few steps.
I really can't ask too much of a person who doesn't exercise all year round, especially in this kind of road conditions.Ji Qi looked back at the tsunami, and felt that the scale was not large. She had also been to the Tsunami Museum, so it should be no problem to deal with a tsunami of this magnitude.
With Ji Xi's reaction, the moment he saw the tsunami, he realized that it was a good thing done by Zeus.
Although I don't know why Zeus did such a thing, but seeing Loki's behavior, Ji Xi probably understands a little bit: helping each other is also a good quality of human beings. He will understand this, and it is also true for this group of problem gods. a progress.
At this time, there is no need to worry about the previous things.Ji Xi said, "Let go of your hand and run by yourself, I can handle it." As soon as she finished speaking, Loki yanked her hand hard, almost knocking Ji Xi down: "Are you kidding me!"
After speaking quickly, Luo Ji dragged Ji Qi to continue running.
Ji Xi felt a little warm in his heart, but the sound of the waves behind him was already very close.
Luo Ji glanced at the towering waves behind him, seeing that he couldn't escape at all, he simply pulled Ji Xi into his arms and hugged him tightly, and then the huge waves hit him down.Ji Qi was already prepared, he held his breath and closed his eyes, only feeling dizzy for a while, as if being thrown into a drum washing machine, but the arms around her were getting tighter and tighter.
Here is the jungle, washed by the waves and even a lot of rocks mixed in the water, Ji Xi only felt Rocky's body shake, and then his arms gradually loosened, presumably he was hit on the head, lead to loss of consciousness.
Ji Qi reluctantly opened his eyes, hugged Luo Ji, and tried to see the surroundings clearly, but the sea water pierced into the eyes and only felt pain, so he couldn't see clearly.Feeling something swept past him, Ji Xi stretched out his other hand, and when he caught something, he immediately clenched it tightly.
I didn't grab it the first time, and I didn't grab it firmly the second time. It took several times to grab something like a branch, and finally stabilized my body.The tsunami came and went quickly, and when the sea gradually receded, it was as if nothing had happened.
Ji Qi choked on a few sips of water, lay down on the ground and coughed for a while, but still felt a pain in his throat.
Does Zeus understand how a tsunami is formed? This so-called tsunami is simply nonsense.Ji Xi thought about wiping away the sea water in his eyes, looked at the unconscious Luo Ji beside him, and heaved a sigh of relief: Well, I owe this guy once.
Ji Qi was wearing shorts and a short-sleeved T-shirt, pressed the sun hat on his head, squinted his eyes to look at the sun, shrunk back, squatted on the reef, and did not hold the fishing rod so hard.
Fishing is not a skill that can be easily and successfully displayed based on theory and practice. After all, whether there are fish is still unknown. She chose fishing more to pass the time.As for seafood, the shellfish that Ji Xi likes is impossible to find on this kind of beach.Even if there is, it's not a suitable harvest season now—Ji Xi doubts whether the creatures in Hakoniwa, where the seasons are completely determined by the gods, can grow well.
See if you can catch a fish, she wants to eat fish.Thinking of food, Ji Xi wanted to lick the corner of his mouth again, but as soon as the tip of his tongue swept over, there was a slight pain, Ji Xi had to close his mouth with a frown.
It's all that guy's fault!Ji Qi gritted his teeth bitterly, glanced at the beach not far away, and decisively looked away.
Compared with the tranquility on Ji Qi's side, the beach side is much more lively.
All the gods put on swimsuits and were swimming in the blue water, and there were not a few water fights.
For example, Totsuka Tsukito was dragged into the water by Apollo and Baldur, his body was stiff and unable to adapt to the cool water temperature; while Totsuka Takashi played snorkeling like a fish in water, dived down and grabbed Loki's ankle , causing Loki to fall into several mouthfuls of seawater; Loki, who splashed water and attacked Totsuka, hurt Hades and Dionysus, so the water fight gradually escalated.
Overall, it was hilarious and a very happy sea bath.
Tired from swimming, Kusanagi Yui went ashore, intending to rest for a while.With the parasols brought by everyone earlier, you are not afraid of getting sunburned. There are also a lot of ice cubes and chilled drinks in the storage box prepared in advance.
Mu Qi thought really well.Kusanagi Yui thought so, saw Mu Qi sitting on the reef not far away, looked at the drinks in the storage box, and decided to take a bottle to Mu Qi.Most of them are carbonated drinks, but you should like them, right?
Kusanagi Yui was still choosing, and there was an extra god beside him: "Kusanagi."
"Yes... eh?" Kusanagi Yui first agreed, and then realized, looking at Loki standing beside him in surprise.This was the first time she heard Loki call her name, it was incredible!
"What's your reaction?" Loki was upset, but now that he had something to ask, he naturally had to lower his posture a bit.Loki pulled the braids behind him, grabbed the ends of the hair and twisted it around: "If you are a girl, you should know better..."
When he went to ask Thor and Badr about kissing, the two of them actually asked him to ask Yui Kusanagi, saying that girls understand this kind of thing better, because their minds are more delicate and so on... It's really troublesome !
"What?" Kusanagi Yui was a little strange, what questions did Loki need to ask her?
"That's, that's kissing!" Loki said bluntly, "Is kissing really such a serious thing?"
She didn't expect Loki to ask such a question at all, and Kusanagi Yui's cheeks flushed suddenly: "Pick, kiss?!" But she quickly reacted, and said with a straight face, "Of course! Kissing is very serious." thing!"
"Ah, if you're talking about kissing, it's really serious." Apollo, who was also tired from swimming and came back to rest, heard the topic of Kusanagi Yui and Loki, and said, "When I first met Miss Goblin, I kissed her on the cheek as far as I know, but it seems very rude to Japanese humans, so I’m really sorry.”
"Ah, Apollo! There's no need to say such a thing!" Yui Kusanagi blushed again.
Loki frowned: "Japan...is the etiquette in the East different from that in the West?" Just after he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong again, pointed at Yui Kusanagi with wide eyes, and shouted: "You said she is a human?! "
Apollo was at a loss: "Yes, Miss Goblin is of course a human being. She is a human being who came from the world to teach us to understand human beings." totally different.
"I thought she was a Japanese god like Tsukito Totsuka and the others..." Loki paused, then smiled, and patted Yui Kusanagi on the shoulder, "This is even better."
That guy Mu Qi always followed the rules of human beings, and now that he has a human beside him, it must be much easier to understand Mu Qi's psychology.When he figured out what Mu Qi was thinking, this situation wouldn't happen in the future, right?
Rocky continued, "How would you feel if someone kissed you without your realizing it?"
Kusanagi Yui's face changed almost instantly, and he said without hesitation: "Rogue! If I had a knife in hand, I would definitely use Iai Slash without hesitation!" Apollo turned pale.
However, Kusanagi Yui quickly reacted, and smiled awkwardly: "Well, in fact, women usually slap in the face, and if it is serious, they will call the police and the police will handle it. They should probably be detained. I It's not very clear either."
"Is this kind of thing really so serious?" Apollo swallowed.
"It's very serious for girls," Kusanagi Yui said seriously, "I think the person you kiss must be someone you like. Moreover, Loki also said that it was done unconsciously, so this kind of thing is no longer rude. No, but compulsion."
Glancing at Mu Qi's figure on the reef, Kusanagi Yui thought about it, and then said: "In fact, Japan is very open in this regard, and there are often novels and comics that I don't like at first, but because of being kissed, there is an intersection. I fell in love with it later. China is different. I heard that in ancient China, some girls never met a man other than their relatives until they got married."
"No way!" Apollo was dumbfounded, "Isn't there any problem with that kind of life?"
"So it's ancient times, a long, long time ago, this is just something I heard." Yui Kusanagi waved his hand.
Loki stuck out his tongue: "It's really scary, but..." This is a girl, right?That guy Mu Qi is a boy, there shouldn't be such a situation, he paused and changed his words, "Then what about two boys kissing?"
"Huh?" Yui Kusanagi was stunned this time, she suddenly realized, clasping Loki's shoulders with both hands: "You must have kissed Mu Qi! The wound on his lip must have been caused by you!"
I must like Kusanagi Yui's female sixth sense.
Apollo almost choked into the air pipe with a sip of soda: "Miss Goblin?"
Before Yui Kusanagi could speak, Loki shrugged his shoulders to avoid Yui Kusanagi's hand, stepped back, put his hands on the back of his head, and said "tch": "I don't think it's a big deal, but that guy said no Comfortable……"
"It's too casual!" Kusanagi Yui clenched his fists, "And why did you kiss him!"
Loki froze all of a sudden, and after thinking about it, he turned his head: "It's just a little bit of revenge."
"There's no such thing as revenge!" Kusanagi Yui wanted to cover his face, but he still stood in front of Loki seriously, stretched out his right index finger, and said in a very serious tone, "Apologize."
"What?" Loki lowered his hands and looked at Kusanagi Yui strangely.
"Go and apologize to Mu Qi!" Kusanagi Yui said, "This kind of thing is too much, and it must be because of this reason that Mu Qi is in a bad mood. Since we are friends, we can still reconcile. We must get along well with Mu Qi Apologize."
friend?This word sounds delicate to Loki, but "reconciliation" touched him a little.
Although it can't be said that there are many contacts, Loki does have a good impression of Mu Qi. When Mu Qi said that he didn't like it or felt uncomfortable, the feeling of blockage in his heart made him ask Baldr and Thor. Now Kusanagi Yui gave another suggestion of "apology".
To be honest, Loki hesitated to apologize.He had never done such a thing as an apology before, and he felt that it was just a kiss without biting off a piece of meat, so there was nothing to be concerned about, and he didn't understand the way human beings behave.
But he cares more about "reconciliation" - subconsciously he doesn't want to be hated by Mu Qi.
Loki scratched his hair: "Okay, isn't it just an apology! I'm just..." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the shouts of the gods, turned his head and froze in place.
Yui Kusanagi, who had just relaxed because Loki let go, also looked over, but before he could take a look, Apollo grabbed his hand and ran away.Apollo's hands were clenched tightly, and his expression was tense.
"What is this going on!" Totsuka Takara roared and ran, "There was no sign at all, why did the tsunami suddenly happen!" As the god in charge of the sea, Totsuka Takaru naturally understood the tsunami, but this happened It's completely unreasonable.
Hakoniwa is located on a piece of land suspended in the sky, which simply cannot meet the geographical conditions for a tsunami to occur, not to mention that there are always various omens before a tsunami occurs, instead of being inexplicably produced as it is now.
"Zeus!" Hades said as he ran, "Zeus must have done it!"
What do you want to do by doing this kind of thing!Rocky gritted his teeth, and was about to run when he saw Mu Qi jumping down from the reef, his heart tightened, and he ran towards Mu Qi.
If it was really done by Zeus, it should not be to harm them, but at most it is a test.Although there should be no need to worry about accidents like this, but seeing that the guy will be hit by the waves first, and may be swallowed by the waves, he can't ignore it!
Seeing Loki appearing in front of his eyes, Ji Qi was stunned for a moment, before Loki pulled her by the wrist before saying anything, and then dragged her away without saying a word.There were messy rocks under his feet, Ji Xi was wearing slippers, and he twisted his foot after running a few steps.
I really can't ask too much of a person who doesn't exercise all year round, especially in this kind of road conditions.Ji Qi looked back at the tsunami, and felt that the scale was not large. She had also been to the Tsunami Museum, so it should be no problem to deal with a tsunami of this magnitude.
With Ji Xi's reaction, the moment he saw the tsunami, he realized that it was a good thing done by Zeus.
Although I don't know why Zeus did such a thing, but seeing Loki's behavior, Ji Xi probably understands a little bit: helping each other is also a good quality of human beings. He will understand this, and it is also true for this group of problem gods. a progress.
At this time, there is no need to worry about the previous things.Ji Xi said, "Let go of your hand and run by yourself, I can handle it." As soon as she finished speaking, Loki yanked her hand hard, almost knocking Ji Xi down: "Are you kidding me!"
After speaking quickly, Luo Ji dragged Ji Qi to continue running.
Ji Xi felt a little warm in his heart, but the sound of the waves behind him was already very close.
Luo Ji glanced at the towering waves behind him, seeing that he couldn't escape at all, he simply pulled Ji Xi into his arms and hugged him tightly, and then the huge waves hit him down.Ji Qi was already prepared, he held his breath and closed his eyes, only feeling dizzy for a while, as if being thrown into a drum washing machine, but the arms around her were getting tighter and tighter.
Here is the jungle, washed by the waves and even a lot of rocks mixed in the water, Ji Xi only felt Rocky's body shake, and then his arms gradually loosened, presumably he was hit on the head, lead to loss of consciousness.
Ji Qi reluctantly opened his eyes, hugged Luo Ji, and tried to see the surroundings clearly, but the sea water pierced into the eyes and only felt pain, so he couldn't see clearly.Feeling something swept past him, Ji Xi stretched out his other hand, and when he caught something, he immediately clenched it tightly.
I didn't grab it the first time, and I didn't grab it firmly the second time. It took several times to grab something like a branch, and finally stabilized my body.The tsunami came and went quickly, and when the sea gradually receded, it was as if nothing had happened.
Ji Qi choked on a few sips of water, lay down on the ground and coughed for a while, but still felt a pain in his throat.
Does Zeus understand how a tsunami is formed? This so-called tsunami is simply nonsense.Ji Xi thought about wiping away the sea water in his eyes, looked at the unconscious Luo Ji beside him, and heaved a sigh of relief: Well, I owe this guy once.
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