[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

Everyone had a great time eating a barbecue. Ji Qi lamented Thor's barbecue skills while hiccupping and feeling lazy.

Although it is hot summer, the mountain is not so hot because of the relatively high vegetation coverage.Ji Qi leaned against the tree trunk, half lying on the grass, taking a nap with his eyes closed.His back was a little tight, but there was nothing he could do about it, Ji Xi started to miss the bed even as he lay down.

Seeing this scene, Kusanagi Yui couldn't help laughing: "Every time I see Mu Qi, I feel that life is very leisurely."

Ji Xi was so lazy that she didn't even want to open her eyes. Since Kusanagi Yui already knew her true gender, there was no need to continue acting as a boy.She moved her back and changed to a more comfortable leaning position: "That's because I can be so leisurely without doing anything, you are all cleaning up, I also want to thank you for tolerating me, a slacker. As for a leisurely life... Life is short, so why not have fun while you can?"

Hearing what she said, Kusanagi Yui laughed: "Who would say that I am a slacker, and cleaning up is just a trivial matter, so there is no need to worry about it. You are responsible for arranging this activity, so you can have such a good time. Thanks to Mu Qi."

Ji Xi really wanted to say with emotion: Yu Yi, how can you be so generous, she is really too lazy to do things.

In fact, she can also see that everyone thinks that she is in a bad mood after having her hair cut, so they rush to do things. She is naturally happy to have a leisurely time.But being said so innocently, I still feel a little awkward in my heart.

Just think about tonight's event plan?Ji Xi began to think about ways to repay.

Yui Kusanagi continued to ask: "But when it comes to carpe diem... that's right, compared to the long lifespan of the gods or even the endless lifespan, the lifespan of human beings is indeed very short."

Totsuka Takara came over with a plastic bag containing garbage, put the bag aside, and then sat down cross-legged to join in the conversation: "The lifespan of a human being looks like the snap of a finger, what's so interesting?"

Ji Qi recognized Totsuka Takara from the voice. Although he didn't expect him to join the conversation, it was a good time to let these troubled gods understand human beings.She opened her eyes, looked at Totsuka Takara, and said with a smile: "There is an idiom in China called 'a flash in the pan', which refers to things that are as beautiful as a flash in the pan, and they don't last long."

"Ah, do you mean the epiphyllum? The kind of beautiful flower that only blooms for one night?" Yui Kusanagi had heard about it.

"Well, I have a different view on this idiom - human beings are like epiphyllum. For the gods, the life span of human beings is very short, and they think that human beings have no time to have fun, but for human beings, in the limited In your life, you are more likely to obtain infinite value." Ji Qi said very calmly.

"Human beings do have their magic and greatness." Totsuka Tsukihito also came over, opened his notebook and didn't know what he was writing down, "Human race is different from gods, and has been multiplying and continuing. The lifespan of a human being is It is limited, but the lifespan of human beings is infinite. It is because of this infinity that the present world has evolved."

Ji Qi Fuer, does this refer to the concepts of whole and part in philosophy?She doesn't want to think back to her high school politics textbook at all, really!She decided to change the subject: "The moon people also know humans very well?"

"Yes," Tsukito Totsuka held up the notebook in his hand seriously, "I have recorded a lot of information about human beings."

Kusanagi Yui was a little dizzy listening to the conversation between Tsukito Totsuka and Ji Qi, but under Ji Qi's eyes, he quickly realized that this topic should not become more and more complicated, and immediately said: "Yueren usually goes to class. Very serious, took a lot of notes."

"I just wrote down what Mr. Tot said." Tsukito Totsuka was still very serious.

Kind of... not very good at dealing with this type.Ji Qi touched his nose, and then he heard Totsuka Takashi folded his arms and sighed: "Brother is like this, too serious, it will be boring."

That's right, that's right, Ji Xi nodded in agreement, at best he was serious, at worst he was rigid.

Speaking of rigidity, Ji Xi suddenly thought of another thing: the relationship between this group of questionable gods is actually quite "rigid", isn't it?It is not good for the class to divide its own "small circle" according to the country, and have almost no contact with the gods of other countries.

Perhaps, tonight's activities can start from this aspect?

Ji Xi thought for a while, then hooked his fingers towards Yui Kusanagi.

"Well, what's the matter?" Yui Kusanagi leaned over curiously, Ji Xi immediately leaned over and whispered in a whisper, Yui Kusanagi opened his eyes wide, quickly turned his head to look at Ji Qi, and asked, "You Sure?"

Sure.Ji Xi nodded vigorously and gave a thumbs up.

Kusanagi Yui frowned a little troublesomely: "But is it really all right?"

"If you mean me, then don't worry, I still have a sense of proportion." Ji Qi said.

The best way to deal with "strange gods" who don't get along well is to participate in activities together.

The gods continued to play on the mountain in the afternoon, while Kusanagi Yui and Ji Qi said that tonight's activities needed to be prepared in advance, so they would not participate in the afternoon's activities, and would go back to the villa first.

"Huh?" Apollo was a little disappointed, "Aren't Miss Goblin and Mu Qi Mu Qi participating?"

"We need to better prepare for the evening activities, so that everyone can have fun." Yui Kusanagi explained.

"But if Miss Goblin isn't here in the afternoon, I'll feel bored too." Apollo said very simply.

Kusanagi Yui blushed a little when he heard this, Ji Qi raised his eyebrows, his eyes lingered between the two of them for a while, and then he said seriously: "Apollo, you should have more fun, help Yui with Her share is also played back, so there is no loss."

"It makes sense to say that." Apollo nodded after thinking about it, slapped his chest, and said in an extremely decisive tone, "I will take the place of Miss Goblin to enjoy the afternoon, don't worry!"

Ji Xi turned his face away: I can't take it anymore hahaha, this guy Apollo is actually a natural dumb hahaha!

Before she could stop laughing, she was pulled by her hand, put something cold in her palm, looked up and saw Luo Ji's sad face: "Since you want to go back first, I will leave this to you and put it in the villa first." .”

After finishing speaking, Loki turned around and left, no matter how he looked at it, he seemed to be angry, which made Ji Xi baffled.

She shouldn't have messed with this guy, right?Ji Xi looked down at the palm-sized glass box in his hand, inside which was an innocent caterpillar crawling around, very lively.

Before handing this ugly caterpillar to Loki, he couldn't refuse it. Maybe it was because his attitude was too tough and made him unhappy?But when I ate barbecue before, there was nothing.

After thinking about it for a while, Ji Xi couldn't figure out the reason, so he didn't bother to think about it, so he pulled Yui Kusanagi and went back.

Seeing the backs of Muqi and Kusanagi Yui disappearing among the bushes, Thor turned back to look at Loki who somehow tore a blade of grass and entwined it between his fingers, feeling the urge to sigh.

Bader also wanted to touch his forehead: "Loki, the thing in your hand has been torn."

"Ah?" Loki came back to his senses, looking at the tangled dark green blade of grass in his hand and the grass juice stained between his fingers, he threw away the blade of grass uncomfortably and said, "It's because you two are too slow. I will be so bored as to pull weeds!"

After speaking, Loki put his hands in his coat pockets casually, and hurried forward.

Badr and Thor looked at each other and sighed at the same time: This child is too troublesome.

On the other side, Ji Xi, who had returned to the seaside villa, casually put the glass case on the window sill, then poured it on the sofa and stopped moving.Seeing this look, Kusanagi Yui almost laughed: "Mu Qi, if you are like this, I will suspect that you actually came back to be lazy."

"From a certain point of view, I really came back to be lazy." Ji Qi continued to straighten his body. It was really tiring to climb mountains, and for her, the air-conditioned room was more comfortable.

Kusanagi Yui took the pen and paper, and while writing a rough plan, said: "But I didn't expect Mu Qi to know truth or dare, he really knows human beings very well."

Ji Qi turned over and touched his stomach. He felt that his digestive function had become stronger recently, and then he lazily said, "I'm just going to observe humans because I'm bored."

The fact that she is a human cannot be revealed, after all, even Zeus has not expressed it, and maybe no one in Little Garden knows this fact.Zeus has been observing their activities, and it is very likely that he is also observing her and Kusanagi Yui now, so he cannot tell her.

As for Truth or Dare... This game has been popular in the world for a long time. Even in social activities with few acquaintances, once this game appears, it can quickly stir up the atmosphere and promote understanding between people.

It's a good game for this group of gods who don't understand human fun and are strangers to each other.

However, the problem now is not knowing how to play, Ji Xi tilted his head and looked at the paper in front of Yui Kusanagi.It should have written the questions needed for "truth" and the test needed for "big adventure", but now it simply says the title.

Kusanagi Yui scratched her cheek: "If you play truth or dare with the gods, how do you do it?"

After all, the gods are still very unfamiliar with each other, and only their own partners know about it.Even in Greece, even the lively Apollo would feel troubled by Hades, who is his "own man", right?Not to mention the relationship between the gods of different countries.

Ji Xi himself is the "Chinese god" alone, and Yui Kusanagi is also the "only" human being. If he can't handle it a little bit, it will be bad if the whole Chinese gods or human beings are involved.

"Do you really want to use the usual truth or dare?" Yui Kusanagi pressed the tip of his pen to his chin.Ji Xi touched his chin, then raised his voice: "Principal Zeus, are you there? Yui and I have a good way to let the gods understand human beings."

When Ji Xi's voice fell, before Yui Kusanagi had time to ask what was going on, a phantom appeared in front of the two of them, it was Zeus who looked like a child: "What's the best way?"

Facing the wide-eyed Yui Kusanagi, Ji Xi just spread his hands.

Truth or Dare is of course to have fun, as for taking the blame, just leave it to the principal.