[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

Ji Xi looked at the blond young lady in front of him without blinking his eyes.She originally thought that she would see a majestic Lord God with a beard when she came in, but she didn't expect to be such a soft and cute child with golden eyes, like gems.

But... Ji Xi's gaze shifted to the scepter in Zhengtai's hand that didn't match his size.Although it looks harmless from the outside, the feeling from the scepter is not so friendly, it seems that lightning will strike down at any time... Wait, lightning?

Ji Qi narrowed her eyes slightly, she probably knew which main god this was.Before the blonde could speak, Ji Xi nodded and said, "Hello, Lord Zeus, the main god of Greek mythology."

Even if she isn't a god of China, Ji Xi still has the courtesy she should have. After all, she now represents the image of the entire country... Thinking of this, Ji Xi was overwhelmed by a sense of trouble in his heart.

The blond-haired man curled the corners of his mouth: "As expected of the gods of China, he forcibly entered the Little Garden I built, and he can tell my identity at a glance." He paused, and continued, "Why does China Your god will come to this event?"

Because they don't want to be excluded... Ji Qi groaned in his heart, but on the surface he just said calmly: "I was just sent here, and I don't know the details. If you have any questions, please ask our country's staff." In charge of the gods." Tai Chi is a basic skill.

Not getting the answer he wanted, Zeus frowned: "Then which god are you?"

"Wenqu Xingjun, Mu Qi." Ji Qi replied.

Zeus didn't have a deep understanding of the Chinese mythology system, but when he heard the name, he felt that it should be related to literary knowledge, and couldn't help but wonder what would happen if this god met the Egyptian God of Wisdom.

It's just that even if the person in front of me is not on the "invitation list", he can't be treated casually. After all, he is a god of a big country. Since he has come to participate in this event, he should give due hospitality, but...

"Why did you send a female god?" Zeus asked.

Ji Xi's brain started to function: when she saw the three gods in Norse mythology before, she felt that something was wrong. There were only three problem gods and she could accept them, but why were they all male?Norse mythology is not without female gods.And now Zeus's words also let her confirm one thing: the problem gods who will come to this "Little Garden" are all men, so Zeus feels strange about her being a woman.

...Thinking about it this way, Yue Lao really confused her with her brother, right?Ji Xi had a headache.

"I'm not a god with problems." Ji Qi said while thinking, the brats with problems like Loki, she was just thrown here to have fun and watch.She put on the posture when she was dragged by the class teacher to participate in the speech contest: "The gods of this country get along very well with humans, and they will send me here just to learn about the situation of the gods of various countries, so as to enhance communication and exchanges between our country and other countries, Mr. Zeus You can completely ignore my existence."

In addition to expressing your attitude, there is one more thing to consider.Ji Xi lowered his eyes and said lightly: "As far as I know, this event is for the gods to get in touch with humans and understand humans, so there must be humans in Little Garden. You will be troubled by my gender, but The gods I met on the way here are all men, can I make such an assumption—that human being is a woman, and her nationality is Japanese.” Otherwise, why is the common language Japanese?Obviously to take care of that human.

After saying so many words in one breath, Ji Xi felt that his tongue was so limp that he didn't want to move it anymore.

Zeus pondered for a moment, then suddenly raised the scepter, golden light escaped from around his body, surrounding him.Ji Qi had his head down, and noticed that the golden light in his sight didn't move.

So this proper appearance is just an illusion, and now it is about to return to the appearance that the main god should have. I am afraid that there is something formal to announce to her.

Ji Qi, who has long been familiar with various formalisms, looked up at Zeus after the golden light disappeared, and the latter also turned into a bearded uncle with a solemn expression: "Since you have come to Little Garden , is a student of Little Garden, and should follow the rules of Little Garden, you are now granted the official admission qualification to study in Little Garden with other gods and humans. In addition, you must appear as a male."

Sure enough, there is only one woman, that is, human beings.Think about it too, the best way to understand "love" is to fall in love, right?The forbidden love of gods and humans... Isn't Cowherd and Weaver Girl enough?The pessimistic Ji Qi has already begun to consider how the gods who like humans will feel after the death of humans.

However, appearing as a man... Ji Qi frowned, did he not want her to hinder other gods from dating?If you want to be a bystander, it is better not to participate in it yourself, and, in this case, it will be easier for her to get close to that human girl, right?

"No problem." Ji Qi agreed, anyway, because of her height and flat chest, both Badr and Loki regarded her as a man, and the problem of Adam's apple can be explained by not protruding, and then there is the voice.As long as her voice is lowered and she speaks in a steady tone, she will sound more neutral. On the way, Thor noticed her true gender and gave her a few more glances.As for the hair... Baldr and Loki both have long hair.

Now that it was settled, Ji Qi didn't want to waste his words, nodded and walked out, then looked at the stairs speechlessly, sighed again and started to go downstairs.It was already noon when she found the boys' dormitory according to the signs in the box garden.

Noon, which means lunch.

Ji Qi lay on his bed with his pillow in his arms and lay motionless on his dead body. Speaking of which, today's mother said that she would make her favorite sweet and sour pork tenderloin and green pepper beef tenderloin, but now that she ran here, she couldn't eat it anymore.

"Gululu..." Even my stomach growled!Ji Qi got up from the bed, straightened her crumpled school uniform, and went out to find the cafeteria - she didn't like the hard uniform.

The facilities in Hako Garden are quite complete, but they are not exactly the same as the high school in Ji Xi's impression, and it seems to be in line with the habits of the human from Japan.Moreover, such a big school is so empty that there are not many people, it feels like a waste no matter how you think about it.The food in the cafeteria is automatically generated after ordering. It is worthy of the school of the gods, but it takes some time to get used to it.

Ji Qi picked up the noodles in the soup bowl with his chopsticks, took a mouthful, and then stopped.

"How is it?" A familiar guy sat down on the opposite seat, and he still had a beating smile on his face.

Ji Xi really wanted to poke his chopsticks into Loki's nose!Then cover the soup bowl again!Can something so salty be eaten!Literally a piece of rock salt!When did he pour the salt into the bowl!

Loki stared at the person in front of him with great interest. He had managed to add the salt without any trace, but he didn't expect that the Chinese god was so good that he didn't even see his prank.

In other words, this guy's reflex arc is too long, right?How come there is no response for a long time?

Ji Xi put down his chopsticks, took a sip of the cold white tea prepared in advance, relieved the salty taste in his mouth, and then slowly said: "The main component of table salt is sodium chloride, too much intake will lead to sodium depletion. Accumulation, causing edema, causing great pressure on the kidneys, leading to high blood pressure. At the same time, excessive intake of salt may also cause upper respiratory tract infections, cataracts, stomach cancer and other problems.”

She raised her head and looked coldly at Rocky, whose expression had already frozen: "Normal people are suitable to consume no more than five grams of salt per day. Excuse me, how many grams of salt did you dissolve in this bowl of noodles? Can I use it?" Will you be held criminally responsible for the crime of intentional injury?"

After speaking, Ji Xi took another sip of water, this time he was thirsty after talking too much.

Although he is a god who does not understand human science and law, he was knocked out after hearing so many words all of a sudden, right?Ji Xi put down his water glass and decided to chase after the victory: "Although I am a god of China, I don't possess all kinds of magical powers like the gods of other countries, and my body is no different from that of a human being. As a famous god in Nordic mythology, you Is this how you treat the gods of other countries?"

"Hey!" Rocky finally came back to his senses, slapped the table and stood up, "It's just a prank, why are you exaggerating!" China's Myth War!How did this guy get to this point!

Ji Xi was very calm: "Our country emphasizes courtesy and reciprocity, but there is also a saying that courtesy comes first and soldiers come first. If you want to pretend that this has never happened, it's easy to handle, as long as you take a bite of this bowl of noodles."

Loki gritted his teeth and glanced at Ji Qi, grabbed the chopsticks and clumsily picked up a few and stuffed them into his mouth, covered his mouth immediately, but managed to swallow it.This made Ji Xi a little admirable, and handed over the water glass beside him: "It's all right now."

And Loki, who heard her words, was already looking at her with "you devil" eyes.

Ji Qi continued to preach slowly: "There is an ancient poem - who knows that every grain of Chinese food is painstaking. As a god, you don't know the hard work of human beings and farming, and such a bowl of noodles was wasted. From sowing to harvesting, food The preciousness of it is not something a god like you who doesn't work hard can understand, and please don't use tricks in this kind of place next time, it's shameful to waste!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Shiran went to order an omelet rice again, poured tomato sauce on it and started eating again.

Sure enough, the sweet and sour taste is better.Ji Qi thought so, ignoring the escalated hatred from Loki, and secretly worried about the coming human girl: I'm afraid this kind of brat is not just Loki, does she want to help that girl?