[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

When they heard the news about the upcoming cultural festival from Thoth, all the gods showed strangeness, and Ji Xi just looked at Kusanagi Yui, and then sighed at the same time: I'm busy again .

"What is a cultural festival?" After class, Apollo turned his head to look at Yui Kusanagi, his eyes full of curiosity.

"To put it simply, it is a school-wide event. Everyone performs various programs together, making the school feel like a festival." Yui Kusanagi explained roughly.

"Sounds very interesting... so what program are we going to prepare?" Apollo continued to ask.

"Let's decide this together." Yui Kusanagi smiled.

Unlike Apollo and Kusanagi Yui's expectations for the cultural festival, Ji Qi lay down on the table after class. Loki patted her head and she didn't bother to lift it up, but let out a long sigh.

Too much trouble, cultural festival or something.As a Chinese student, Ji Xi only experienced the school's New Year's Eve party, and after attending it once, Ji Xi never wanted to participate again.

Looking at Ji Qi's appearance, Luo Ji only found it funny: "Have you started to be lazy again?"

"Yes, yes," Ji Qi agreed perfunctorily, "No matter how you think about it, preparing for the event is very troublesome."

"However, even if you say so, you will definitely participate in the end." Luo Ji has a certain grasp of Ji Xi's character.Although she always said that she was too lazy to participate in the activities, she would always fail to watch them, and then do what she could.Of course, the scope of Ji Xi's "capacity" is large enough to be fully responsible.

Hearing what Loki said, Ji Qi was silent for a while, then raised his head and rolled his eyes at him: "Just you know, right? Even if I will participate in the future, at least let me lie down for a while now?"

Loki bent his mouth, then stretched out his fingers to poke Ji Xi's swollen cheeks: "Then find a sunny and comfortable place to have a good rest."

"It's sunny and comfortable... You speak like I'm a cat that needs to bask in the sun." Ji Qi muttered.

During the self-study class in the afternoon, Ji Qi really ran out of the classroom, planning to find a place to rest.

Although it is autumn now, the weather is not too cold, and the sun is not too small today, and it is warm on the body.

Ji Qi found an evergreen tree, and spread a thick tablecloth on the lawn under the tree, making sure that it would not be poked by the blades of grass, and lay contentedly in the shade of the tree.Fragments of sunlight fall through the gaps in the leaves, floating like fish.

Really comfortable.Ji Xi shrank his body in thought, sometimes it's quite comfortable to be alone.

Just as she was about to close her eyes, a grimace suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, which made her sit up suddenly in fright, and then screamed.Loki, who turned over and jumped down from the tree, quickly covered Ji Qi's mouth, and said dumbfoundingly: "How timid you are." He just wanted to tease Ji Qi, but he didn't expect her reaction to be so big, but instead Startled him.

Ji Qi punched Luo Ji hard a few times, and then pressed his chest. Feeling that his heartbeat was not so fast, he glared at Luo Ji: "Who wouldn't be surprised by your sudden appearance!" same!

Luo Ji didn't feel any pain when he was punched, and Ji Qi didn't take it seriously, he was just playing around.He shrugged: "Okay, I was wrong, don't be angry." He blinked his eyes flatteringly as he spoke.

It's shameful to be cute!Ji Qi stuck out his tongue and turned his head to the side to ignore him.

"Stop making trouble, let's get down to business." Luo Ji raised his face, and Ji Xi turned his head to look at him, but just as he turned his head, he was pinned to the back of his head, and a long kiss fell, which made Ji Xi say I can't speak.

How can there be such a thing!Ji Xi struggled weakly for a few times, and gave up altogether. He just stared at Loki without blinking until he stopped with satisfaction: "I won't be able to live without adding something!"

"Exaggeration!" Ji Xi was expressionless, at this level, she already had immunity!

Luo Ji didn't continue to quarrel with Ji Qi anymore, he wanted to take the opportunity to replenish some energy, but he did have something to tell Ji Qi: "Apollo and the others have decided what show to perform, and guess what it is?"

"Stage play?" Ji Qi said interrogative sentences, his face still expressionless.

"How did you guess that?" Loki was a little surprised, but he continued, "Everyone is very interested in this, but when it comes to the script, they start to argue. I'm not interested in what script to play, so I ran out I'm looking for you."

Ji Qi rubbed his chin. When it comes to stage plays in cultural festivals, the simplest thing is to act out fairy tales, but do these gods know myths?Even if you know, it's not easy to act, right?In fairy tales, the most common ones are princes and princesses, wicked queens, stepmothers and sisters, but the number of men and women in Little Garden is disproportionate, there are too many men.

"Kusanagi made a suggestion, saying that he plans to play Cinderella. It is said that this story is very famous in the world. After knowing the general plot, everyone began to argue about the role." Loki spread his hands, looking helpless.

"Cinderella, it's indeed quite famous, but there are many female characters in it, so you have to dress up as a woman?" Ji Qi said and looked Loki up and down for a while, "For you, it's absolutely fine for a man to dress up as a woman. "

Rocky's head was full of black lines: "Are you kidding, how could I wear women's clothes..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Xi saw Loki in front of him disappearing into a cloud of white smoke, and a "bang" sounded in his ears at the right time, just like the transformation in Two-dimensional works.

"What's wrong?" Ji Xi waved his hand to disperse the smoke, and then met a pair of big silver-gray eyes.And the owner of these eyes looked at her in surprise: "Why did you get bigger?"

Ji Qi stared at Luo Ji for three seconds, then took out his mobile phone, quickly took several photos of Luo Ji with a few "clicks", then put away the mobile phone with a smile, stretched out his hands and lifted Luo Ji up : "You have become smaller."

"Huh?" Loki was dumbfounded, and looked down at his small hands, "What's going on!"

"Isn't this good? It's pretty cute." Ji Qi held back a smile and said solemnly.

"I'm a man, what do I need to be cute! Why did I turn into a child!" Rocky frowned, but unfortunately, he had no power at all when he became smaller, and even his voice became childish, more like acting like a baby.

Ji Xi hugged Loki and rubbed against him again. After turning into a child, he even became more tolerant. No matter how you say it, he was cute—no, now it's time to find out the reason why Loki became smaller.Ji Xi quickly shook his head to calm down.

But now it was Rocky who was nervous, Ji Xi hugged him so tightly, he could feel his elbow rubbing against Ji Xi's chest when he moved a little.Just because Ji Xi doesn't feel it doesn't mean he doesn't...

Speaking of this guy, in human terms, is he developing recently?It didn't feel so big last time, did it?

When Luo Ji, who was full of wild thoughts, threw these thoughts out of his mind, he was carried back to the classroom by Ji Xi, and was placed on a desk.He turned his head to look, and suddenly laughed: "So it's not just me."

Kusanagi Yui looked at Ji Qi who ran into the classroom at a loss, and stammered, "No, I don't know what happened, everyone, everyone suddenly became children..." She seemed to remember What, "I don't know if it's because of me, everyone was arguing too much just now, I thought they were like children, why don't they look like children..."

Ji Qi patted Kusanagi Yui's shoulder calmly: "Even if you think so, it's not you who would do that. The only person in Little Garden who can do this kind of thing is Zeus. And," Ji Qi smiled brightly, "I think Yui, you did a great job, your children are really cute."

Kusanagi Yui blushed again when she said this, but nodded in agreement.

The surrounding gods silently covered their faces: Why do these two women think so!

"But," Yui Kusanagi also calmed down with Ji Qi present, "How do you perform a stage play like this?"

"Well, I don't know how long this transformation will last." Ji Qi also frowned, she looked down at the gods standing on the ground, all of them looked at her with wide eyes, why? Look how cute.

"Just play Snow White." Ji Xi spread his hands, "It's not just seven, there are eight dwarves here. I don't know if Lord Thoth and Anubis have also become smaller. Ten."

"Lord Toth and Anubis?" Kusanagi Yui was stunned again, and then turned his attention to Ji Qi's previous words, "Are you going to play Snow White? But if this is the case, even if everyone is a child ..."

"It's okay, let's write a new fairy tale." Ji Qi glanced at Loki again, who was sitting on the desk and moving carefully, trying to jump on the chair first and then jump off - this is a lesson for children The table is still quite high.

Seeing Loki like this, Ji Xi felt that he was excited.Ji Xi is very familiar with the newly compiled fairy tales. Elementary school teachers in China like to assign this kind of composition questions, and Ji Xi has never let the teacher down.

"Leave the script to me, and try to write it tomorrow and assign roles." Having said that, Ji Qi didn't plan to write many words, she didn't believe that the gods can have such good acting skills, so it's better to be free Just do a good job of character setting and a general plot of the story, and the rest is up to them to play freely.

Of course, another reason is that Ji Xi is too lazy to write so many words.

Ji Qi did what she said, and when she thought about the characters of the gods and combined with the myths of various countries, she felt that her brain was getting bigger and bigger. Even if she didn't write the story completely, she still tossed for a long time, and went to the book after the toss Hall and Principal's Office.

As she expected, Thoth and Anubis had also become children. Whether it was the stern-faced Thoth or the cuter Anubis, Ji Xi felt that Zeus had done a good thing, and went to find him. Zeus was in a great mood.

"You want me to restore them to their original state at a certain time?" Zeus, who kept his childlike appearance, raised his eyebrows.

Seeing Zeus's appearance, Ji Qi had the urge to bring Zeus to perform as well, but she nodded calmly: "Yes, for the sake of the stage play, if you can transform on the spot, it must be very exciting." good."

Zeus began to wonder what kind of script it was, but he wanted to see the final result even more, so he simply gave Ji Xi the right: "Before the end of the cultural festival, as long as you want someone to become as big as you want, you can achieve it. "

This right was much better than what Ji Xi thought, and it was also good for rehearsal, so he thanked him with satisfaction and left.

Watching Ji Qi leave, Zeus suppressed his smile, sat back on the armchair with a serious expression, held his forehead and fell into deep thought.

He had asked the Chinese gods about Ji Qi's situation, and the result he got was as expected, but it didn't mean he could solve it smoothly.After that, he also imagined Ji Qi's situation, and he could predict Ji Qi's decision.

If it was just the beginning of school, it would not be impossible to reduce Hakoniwa's suppression of Ji Xi and let her slowly recover her divine power.However, after sealing the power of the gods, he doesn't have much left, and it's not so easy to recover.

It was just a momentary negligence that allowed the woman's soul to slip in... Zeus's expression sank. He still didn't know what the woman wanted to do, but it was hard to find it among so many elves.

Maybe this cultural festival is an opportunity.Apollo has recently recovered his divine power due to his understanding of love, and at the same time the sealed memory is gradually awakening, so he will appear in a trance from time to time.Zeus grasped the scepter tightly, no matter what, this is the Little Garden he created, let him be the principal.

Ji Qi returned to the classroom with a happy smile on his face: "It's done."

"What's done?" Kusanagi Yui hadn't reacted yet.

"Well, let's try it in practice. For example, five-year-old Yui." Ji Qi smiled.

"The five-year-old me?" As soon as Yui Kusanagi finished speaking, the smoke rose again. Apollo stared dumbfounded at the little girl with an apple head beside him. Naturally, Yui Kusanagi had no choice but to run away.

"Eh?" Yui Kusanagi exclaimed, her voice became soft as she became a child.

Luo Ji's reaction was extremely fast, and he rushed towards Ji Qi: "Quickly get me back to normal!"

Ji Xi avoided it easily, and then let Kusanagi Yui return to its original state.Feeling deeply in his heart that Hakoba's uniforms originally had telescopic functions, Ji Xi said seriously: "I will ask Principal Zeus to give me such authority, and it is also to allow everyone to better cooperate with this stage play. In the end, it will definitely be Get everyone back to normal."

"What is the stage play going to be this time? It shouldn't be the Cinderella I mentioned earlier, right?" Hades asked.

"Of course not. I rewrote the story of Snow White, so we'll play it." This was sloppy, but the gods had no objection either: Ji Qi was much better at these things than them, so it would be no problem to leave it to her.

Kusanagi Yui had just calmed down from the feeling of becoming a child, and when she heard Ji Qi's words, she couldn't help but ask, "Has the script been finished? What kind of story will it be after rewriting?" She was also curious about how Ji Qi would rewrite it.

Ji Qi snapped his fingers: "In a word - the prince walks everywhere, and there is only one person he really loves."