[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

Zeus sat on the railing on the second floor of the gymnasium. The light was very dim and he was not worried about being seen.Watching the performance on stage, he just touched his chin: "Interesting, the script has been changed so much, the queen's identity has become much more complicated."

At this time, the queen on the stage was standing in front of a huge floor-to-ceiling mirror, and asked in a stern tone: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" It inexplicably brings a feeling of desolation to people. Although it looks young, it gives people a sense of oldness.

Ji Xueba said that imitating the elderly would bring about this effect, and she even deliberately lowered her voice.

And the elf standing behind the mirror said in an unusually cheerful tone: "It's you, Queen, you are the most beautiful person in the world. Snow White can't compare to you at all, so don't worry."

The queen smiled, it was a gorgeous smile, but the words she said still revealed a cold taste: "Magic mirror, why did you lie to me? I know, as time goes by, I am gradually I'm getting old. The long-term government affairs have crushed my body, and the intrigue in the court has made my heart far older than my appearance. Even so, I still don't want to let go of this position, I'm afraid..."

The elf in the magic mirror didn't answer her. He only looked at the queen with sad eyes when the queen was lying on the mirror and lowered her head. He stretched out his hand and wanted to touch the queen, but he could only touch the cold mirror surface.

The queen's appearance ended with such inexplicable words again, even the actors didn't know how Ji Xi planned to act.If it wasn't for the fact that Ji Xi returned to his original state after stepping down, they would all suspect that the person on stage was someone else.

"Mu Qi's acting skills are really terrifying..." Dionysus swallowed.

"That's why we have to work harder!" Takashi Totsuka raised his fist with high fighting spirit, "We must definitely grab the audience's attention away from Mu Qi!" He didn't want to lose to Ji Qi in acting. .

Hades, on the other hand, looked at Ji Xi and Luo Ji who had just come off the stage, and frowned in confusion: "What are you going to do next for this stage play?"Why suddenly increase the role of the queen?He didn't think it was Ji Xi who wanted to show off, there was definitely a reason for doing so, and he brought Loki with him... No matter how you think about it, there are problems.

While the gods were chatting, the progress on the stage also reached the place where the Queen wanted to kill Snow White. When she was muttering to the magic mirror, she was overheard by the Prince Charming, so the Prince Charming called his Friends, send Snow White away from the palace, and make up your mind to take the throne back from that woman once she comes of age.

So far, the role of the queen has come to an end, and the tense situation is not optimistic. The appearance of Anubis also adjusted the atmosphere, and at the same time, it caused all the female audience to scream: "So cute! So handsome!"

The two words "cute" and "handsome" are usually not used together, but there is no problem with Anubis on the stage: Anubis wearing a straight palace knight uniform Si, suddenly matured quite a bit, his expression was stiff due to the nervousness of going on stage, showing a sense of seriousness as if he had been entrusted with a major mission, awe-inspiring and inviolable.However, Anubis's head tilting or blinking movements from time to time, or the trembling of the two tufts of hair protruding from the brim of the hat, made female audiences feel that it was too cute.

Ji Qi stood under the stage covering his ears, and said with emotion: "As expected, they all belong to the Appearance Association."

"Aren't you?" Loki teased with a smile, and Ji Xi waited for the scream to pass, then slowly let go of his hand, then turned to look at Loki: "I haven't seen anyone express themselves in this way." in love."

If she belongs to the Appearance Association, then the Rocky she likes is naturally good-looking.

Loki thought for a while before he understood what Ji Qi's words meant, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.He really didn't expect to go to that step, he just teased him casually, but... Isn't this very good?He also has confidence in his appearance.

Looking at Loki's expression, Ji Xi knew what he was thinking, and couldn't help but shrugged.There's no way, her brain is spinning so fast, she's almost used to thinking so deeply.At this time, after entering the dwarfs' room and eating the food on the table, Anubis immediately slid under the table covered with the tablecloth, and Ji Xi quickly changed Anubis's attitude. Age—and soon there was another round of screaming from the audience.

Ji Xi looked at Anubis with a headache coming out from under the tablecloth. She knew that this guy would not obediently change his clothes and come out again. The dog ears on his head were all crooked. I dare not imagine what his uniform would look like when he took it off.In this case, we can only find foreign aid outside the field.

Rubbing his temples, Ji Xi stood in the blind corner of the audience's sight, waved to Zeus who was standing upstairs, and Zeus nodded in understanding, and waved his staff. Fortunately, there was a tablecloth blocking it, so he didn't worry about being caught The audience sees.

Kusanagi Yui on the stage was also a little dumbfounded, staring at Anubis's crooked dog ears, and then decisively reached out to put the dog ears on Anubis, with a very serious tone: "Mr. Friend, what's wrong with your ears? Is it crooked?"

Hearing the loud laughter from the audience, Ji Xi gave Kusanagi Yui a thumbs up: Well done!

Anubis got along well with Yui Kusanagi during the rehearsal, and Yui Kusanagi didn't move obediently even if he cared about his dog ears, but the audience could clearly see that under the tablecloth on the other side, there was a It has a fluffy black tail, and it swayed to the rhythm. One can tell how happy the owner of the tail is.

This cutie sells like crazy!Without hesitation, Ji Qi decided to show Zeus a little more respect in the future.

Anubis, who got out from under the tablecloth, has changed back to his usual clothes, but the ears and tail are a big problem, Kusanagi Yui also quickly played the role of Snow White: "Mr. Friends, how did you become this What does it look like?"

"That is!" "Because!" "He!" "Eat it." "Ours!" "Food!" "Um..."

"Steal it" was said by Totsuka Tsukito, and the last "um" came from Hades. Totsuka Takashi first looked at Totsuka Tsukito with an expression of "brother is amazing", and then looked rotten The expression looked at Hades: "Weakness!"

Ji Xi slapped himself on the face, and asked with black lines all over his head: "What's the matter with this line and appearance!" Became second-hand?It's fine to read a line in turn, but the appearance of "Wahhaha, we are the seven heavenly kings" is so visually impressive!

Loki grinned and gritted his teeth: "Not bad, I gave them an idea."

At first glance, this expression is the joy of a successful prank. Ji Xi rolled his eyes and continued to look at the audience's reaction: Thanks to the gods' chubby bun face and miniature figure, the audience screamed because of the cuteness, instead of being caught by the audience. Treat it as second-hand.

Snow White is obviously a natural type. Looking at the dwarves, her first reaction was to bend over and apologize: "I'm very sorry, my companion ate your food, please forgive me! Please let him return to his original form!"

The dwarves were stunned: "Why aren't you surprised to see us!" They all spoke in unison, although the tone was different.

"Eh?" Snow White was stunned this time, but Ji Qi really wanted to complain about why he was so surprised.

Baldr walked towards Snow White with a serious face: "You know we do all kinds of evil... Ouch!" The all-pure dwarf threw a gorgeous flat ground, which made Snow White turn her head unbearably.

"Stand up, Ba, little eight!" Apollo almost called out Baldr's name, and changed his name in a hurry. In fact, according to the script, Baldr is the second dwarf, and they should be called "little two" .

Snow White seriously counted them one by one: "There are only seven of you, why is he Xiaoba?"

"Actually, you got it wrong, he called Xiaoer." Tsukito Totsuka lied calmly.

"Did I hear wrong?" Snow White touched her ears suspiciously.

Ji Xi in the audience couldn't laugh like the audience. After all, she was close to the stage, and there was a sound amplification effect on the stage. Once her smile sounded, it would spread throughout the audience, so she could only hold back her stomach desperately.She stretched out her hand tremblingly to grab Loki: "Did you teach this too?" And "doing all kinds of evil", "Grimm's Fairy Tales" is going to cry!

Rocky shook his head innocently: "It's not me this time, this is their free play and improvisation!"

She's writing a fairy tale drama not a sitcom, okay?Ji Qi didn't even have the strength to speak.

But there's nothing wrong with this kind of impromptu performance. It's just a performance. Under the high tension, there are a lot of jokes, no matter how relaxed and happy it is, and Ji Qi has also gone all out, and the narration has completely turned into complaints. If she hadn't been desperately stopped, Rocky is also coming to participate-then it will become a Tucao conference!

In fact, Ji Xi would play off sometimes, and as a narrator, he was complained about.

Snow White: "Why don't you go to activities with everyone?"

Hades: "Because I bring misfortune to others..."

Ji Xi: "Secondary school is a disease, which can be cured."

Snow White: "Your swordsmanship is amazing, where did you learn it?"

Totsuka Takara: "It's not as powerful as you say!"

Ji Xi: "Tsundereness is a disease, and it can be cured."

Snow White: "If you don't show it, others won't know what you're thinking."

Tsukito Totsuka: "Are expressions really necessary?"

Ji Xi: "Facial paralysis is a disease that can be cured."

In the end, all the actors on stage couldn't bear it anymore: "Talking is a disease, why give up treatment!"

Silently putting down the microphone, Ji Xi turned around and pinched Loki: "You taught them that!"

The daily life between the happy Snow White and the seven dwarfs has passed quickly, and it is time to start the official progress of the plot.Loki rubbed his neck and went to meet Snow White as an elf.

"You said you were an elf? How could I believe you?" Because of the teachings of the dwarves, Snow White was not as ignorant as she was at first, and she carefully asked the elf who appeared on the branch.

"I am an all-knowing elf," the elf dangled his legs, raised his index finger to his lips, and closed one eye mysteriously, "I know you are Snow White, Prince Charming is your brother, and there is a The evil queen wants to kill you..."

Speaking of the queen, the elf's tone was a little low, but he quickly returned to normal.

The elf continued: "If you want to go back to the palace and know the truth, come here to find me again. I will wait for your arrival. After all, I like her very much."

The light shining on the elf gradually disappeared, leaving only Snow White standing under the tree blankly.

And in the palace, the queen stood in front of the magic mirror again, calling loudly: "Mirror, mirror! Where are you? Come out and tell me, mirror, is Snow White dead?"

The elf slowly appeared behind the mirror. He stared at the queen, and used a low tone unlike before: "Queen, don't you already know? The businessman who came to inform has not left the palace yet. Yes, queen, Snow White is not dead, she is in the forest, living with the seven dwarfs, happy and happy."

"Happy and happy..." the queen repeated the elf's words, and then, a relaxed and real smile appeared on her face, and she said as if she was grateful: "It's great, she didn't die..."

But before the words fell, the queen pressed the mirror tightly again: "No, no! She must die! I'm going to kill her!" She looked up at the mirror, but her eyes were not facing the elf—she couldn't see to the elves.She said, "Mirror, can you do it? Tell me, how to kill Snow White? Tell me!"

The elf was silent for a long time. He looked at the vicious queen and sighed, "Use the poisonous apple."

The lights dimmed, and the entire stage was pitch black, as if announcing the beginning of a conspiracy.

Thor frowned, and flipped through the script with only a few pages: "This order is wrong. Originally, the elves first told Snow White the truth about the dwarfs before the queen appeared, but now the elves gave Snow White the truth about the dwarfs. The right to choose, and the queen is about to appear... Is it okay to continue acting like this?"

"Looking at the reactions of Kusanagi Yui, Kiqi, and Loki, it seems that we have planned to perform this way for a long time, and we can only do our best to perform this stage play well." Tsukito Totsuka looked at the stage, "I have a hunch, What are they trying to explain."

Because of the queen's poisoned apple, Snow White finally made up her mind to go to the forest and ask the elves for the truth.

"That queen is not the real queen." Although the tone was cheerful, the elf's words couldn't make people happy, "The original successor died after giving birth to Prince Charming, because the successor His family was too powerful and had treasonous intentions, so the king concealed the news. He found a girl who resembled the queen, let her be the queen, and promised her that he would let her go when the queen's family was resolved by him. leave."

"However, unfortunately, the king died unexpectedly, and everything fell on the shoulders of the girl. She wanted to be free, but she had to protect the country and prevent the people from being caught in the battle between the major forces. She hates the palace that restrains her, and naturally hates you and Prince Charming as the royal family, but she can't do anything to hurt you."

"But, she brought a poisoned apple!" Snow White said in disbelief.

"If it wasn't for the torment she couldn't bear, she wouldn't have let go of the apple at the end and let the apple fall to the ground. Even if the apple wasn't eaten by your friend, she would have thrown the apple far away on the grounds that it was dirty. Then I will give you a non-poisonous apple." The elf's voice was very calm, "She has been in conflict, and only love can save her."

The elf stretched out his right hand, pressed it on his left chest, and laughed at himself: "But she who lost her love can't see me, and I can't convey my love to her. Only you can save her, snow White."