[Pranks of the gods] Xueba is coming

When Toth walked into the classroom, if there weren't those elves, there probably wouldn't be many people in the classroom.

Yui Kusanagi sat in the last row, with Apollo in front, Tsukito Totsuka next to him, and Dionysus and Baldr in front.Jixi sat right behind Dionysus, while Loki sat behind Baldr.

There are only seven people in the class...but even if Totsuka-san, Thor and Hades are all here, there are only ten people, right?

Thinking this way, Ji Xi took out a notebook and a quill pen from the drawer.Although he was not used to using it, Ji Xi also felt very fresh about it.Toth's lectures are all related to human beings, but there are no textbooks, and even the materials on the blackboard are taken from the library.

What made Ji Xi more fond of was Thoth's writing on the blackboard, which should be written in ancient Egyptian script. After all, it is said that he invented ancient Egyptian script.Of course Ji Xi couldn't understand the ancient Egyptian characters, but with Hakoniwa's translation function, these characters would be directly translated into its Chinese meaning in Ji Xi's view.As long as it is sorted out systematically, she will be able to master the ancient Egyptian characters, which is a great achievement for human beings.

The content of Toth's speech is obviously not what a normal Chinese high school student needs to master, but it is not a big problem for Ji Qi.First understand human beings from the history of human evolution, and explain the long-term connection between human beings and gods.

Although Ji Qi's extracurricular knowledge is not so complete, it's not a problem to understand it. You only need to remember the key points in the notes, and you can memorize the rest with your head. Anyway, she doesn't bother to write.

In the middle of the class, Ji Xi still had time to watch other people's performance.

Dionysus was sleeping on the table; Balder listened carefully and took notes from time to time, he seemed to be a good student; Totsuka Tsukihito behind him was always taking notes, writing densely and clearly Dizziness; Apollo looked like he was listening to the scriptures, but just stared at the blackboard with a stiff neck; Yui Kusanagi listened very hard, but he still worked hard to study.As for Loki next to her...

Ji Qi squinted at Loki, who was sitting sideways at the table, happily holding a piece of eraser and a carving knife, playing with carving... Is he a primary school student!

As a top student who studies hard, Ji Xi is angry: Why should she work hard for the exam, and this group of unreliable problem gods can make mistakes in class!Why doesn't the teacher care!Why don't you ask your parents not to punish you for copying texts!

This is not fair at all!Ji Xi pinched the barrel of the quill pen in his hand.

With a crisp "click", Ji Xi reflexively threw the broken quill to the side, and he was relieved after confirming that his hands were not stained with ink.

What came next was the big problem—by the time Ji Xi reacted, Loki had already scratched the table with a carving knife, making an unusually harsh noise, which attracted everyone's attention, and even Toth stopped lecture.The ink stains that slid down the side face, like the ancient Egyptian characters on the blackboard, made Loki's expression look even more ferocious.

Ji Qi said calmly: "Rocky, if you're in a bad mood, don't force yourself to smile, it looks ugly." Laughing until veins burst out, wasting that face for nothing.

However, she did get the ink on Loki's face.

Ji Qi thought about it, and said again: "Is that right..." Before he finished speaking, Luo Ji thrust the carving knife into the table, and then stood up with a slap on the table, and the chair fell down with his movement , slid aside and made a screeching noise.

"I said," Loki grabbed Ji Xi's collar, and the smile on his face disappeared completely, "What kind of hatred do you have with me?"

Ji Xi really wanted to shake his head and say that he just didn't like Loki at most, and he hadn't reached the level of enmity, but Toth, who had been offline all the time, suddenly went online: "Mu Qi, and Loki Revoutin, the two of you Go out and punish me!"

……ha?Ji Qi didn't recover until he was dragged out of the classroom by Loki.

She was fined to stand?Since she was a child, she has been a model student in everyone's eyes who is good at everything except laziness, but she was punished to stand?In a state of shock, Ji Xi rarely repeated a sentence twice.

Luo Ji would be willing to come out and punish Ji because he wanted to take the opportunity to teach Ji Qi a lesson, but when he turned his head and saw Ji Qi's shocked look, he immediately laughed out of face: "Hahaha, look at your current appearance, what, Is it uncomfortable to be punished?"

Ji Qi came back to his senses, gritted his teeth and grabbed Loki's collar, and said word by word: "This is the first time since I was born that I was punished to stand! How could I face such shame because of you! Unforgivable!"

Loki also wants to use "unexpectedly": Mu Qi, who has been wearing a cold or uncomfortable mask on his face, will have such a violent runaway time?What a sense of accomplishment!

"There's always a first time for everything, right?" Loki resumed his smile, "Isn't it interesting?"

For a moment, Ji Xi had an unprecedented mood of killing Loki, but when he saw the ink stains on his face, his mood calmed down.

She let go, fumbled in her pocket, took out a wet tissue, then slapped Loki on the face, then squatted aside to play with her phone, completely ignoring Loki's reaction.

It was cold on his cheeks, and Loki remembered that his face was still stained with ink, so he wiped it quickly, but he couldn't see his face, and he didn't know how it was done.It's not easy for him to go out in this state. It's okay to meet Thor, but if he meets Totsuka, he should be laughed at - after all, he only painted Totsuka's face once.

Luo Ji could only squat down, moved to Ji Qi's side, and pointed to his face: "Is there any more?"

Ji Qi looked up, his face that was supposed to be sullen suddenly broke, and he couldn't speak because he couldn't help laughing.She took out her phone with trembling hands, called up the selfie of the camera, moved it in front of Loki, then turned her back to Loki, leaned against the wall and continued to hold back her laughter.

Loki saw that Yui Kusanagi had used this thing, so he naturally knew that the person in it was himself.The long ink stain has been wiped away at this time, making it even more funny.

Luo Ji wiped it several times with a wet towel, but it became more and more dirty. Ji Qi, who finally held back his head and turned around, was amused to laugh again, but accidentally broke his voice, causing her to cover her mouth in fright.

After all, she is a girl, her voice is physically higher than that of a boy, and she rarely speaks, and she pretends to be a boy in Little Garden, so she deliberately lowers it so that it won't sound too obvious.But just now he laughed too much, he didn't control his voice well... won't Loki find out?

Ji Xi glanced at Luo Ji, who was still holding her mobile phone in one hand and wiping it vigorously with a wet wipe in the other. He didn't seem to notice the problem with her voice, so Ji Xi was relieved.

Seeing that Luo Ji was still tossing the ink stains, Ji Qi simply moved over, lifted Luo Ji's chin, took out a new wet wipe, and wiped it seriously.She wanted to apologize to Loki, but was interrupted by Loki, and it was only natural for him to wipe his face clean.

Compared to Ji Xi's calmness, Luo Ji's computer froze.

The palm holding the chin is warm and soft; the wet wipes on the face are cold and soft; the eyelashes in front of the eyes are long and dense; It seems to have a faint fragrance.

Luo Ji only felt his cheeks keep heating up, but Ji Xi, who was only focused on wiping his face clean, didn't notice it at all.After finishing the ink stain, Ji Qi nodded in satisfaction, took back his mobile phone from Luo Ji, and squatted beside him again.

This guy is obviously a man!male!Why does he always have the illusion that this guy is a girl!

Loki's brain roared.If it is counted, this is the second time Mu Qi molested him, right?But Mu Qi just helped him wipe his face... So what was he thinking!

Taking a deep breath, Loki calmed down and quickly shifted his focus: "What is this?"

Ji Qi shook his phone: "You mean this?" Loki nodded.

"This is a mobile phone," Ji Xi thought for a while, "it is a tool for long-distance communication and entertainment for humans, and it is also a manifestation of human wisdom. It's just that there is no signal here, so I can't demonstrate most of its functions."

"A mobile phone... a machine in your hand?" Loki said, "It's really a vivid name."

Then it was the "[-] whys" time that gave Ji Qi a headache - Rocky's learning ability was beyond Ji Qi's imagination, and his ability to draw inferences from one instance would make any teacher want to plug his ears.If it weren't for Ji Xi, a top student with a wide range of knowledge, he would probably be overwhelmed by the question, which would be the second most embarrassing thing for Ji Xi today.

When Loki said that there is no problem for the time being, Ji Qi was greatly relieved, and selectively ignored the word "temporary".Feeling that he was at a disadvantage, Ji Qi chose to fight back without hesitation: "I also have some questions to ask you."

She has great doubts about the existence of these gods-they seem to have just been born.

In Norse mythology, Loki should be the god of mischief, fire, and evil, and the last one is the title he got after he became more and more hostile to the gods.But now he is only called Vulcan. According to the Nordic mythology she knows, he probably hasn't reached that point yet, let alone his relationship with Baldr and Thor is so good.

Yui Kusanagi's understanding is also very problematic. Japan's tertiary industry is so developed, she will know so much cold knowledge, and it is also influenced by Japanese animation.The unpopular and incomplete knowledge that occasionally appeared in the anime forced Ji Qi to check all the information she could find more than once.Even if Yui Kusanagi has little contact with anime, there are always channels for novels, magazines, movies, TV dramas..., not to mention Greek mythology, which is so widely spread, it should not be ignorant of some basic knowledge of mythology.

Loki rarely showed a puzzled expression: "You asked me about the history of Nordic mythology... It hasn't been long, and I counted according to the age of the gods, and I was less than 20 years old. I don't know what happened before."

Big problem.Ji Xi slapped himself on the forehead.