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Chapter 36 Can I engrave my name on the marriage contract stone
Heishui wondered if this boy grew up among chickens, why he was so noisy.He was in a bad mood, and he had no intention of talking to anyone, but he couldn't stop him from talking.
"Is the south side fun?" he asked
"It's not fun." Heishui said nothing on his face.
"Is the Minjiang River beautiful?"
"It's not beautiful." Heishui took a deep breath, "It's just a stinky ditch with all kinds of stinky fish and rotten shrimps."
"So you still have so many neighbors!" Yao Bai was excited, "It must be very lively, unlike me." He tilted his head and clamped the umbrella, and gestured with both hands: "There is no place to live in such a big phoenix forest." Me alone."
Heishui closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't mention the neighbors to me!"
Heishui's anger was too obvious, Yaobai looked at him cautiously, but couldn't help being curious: "Ah, why?"
The scorching sky light leaked from the gap of the umbrella cover, adorning Yao Bai's body and face like little stars left in the starry sky.The twinkling eyes of a teenager staring at him.Heishui suddenly lost the interest in swearing, so he had to talk about his old grievances with his neighbors to people he had known for less than two days with a livid face.
Ever since Heishui opened his spiritual wisdom, there lived a catfish spirit next door.When Heishui realized that he had a lifespan that was several times longer than that of his tribe, he was extremely afraid of depression.
He watched his childhood playmates grow up and die quickly, and even watched the playmates' offspring die.Only the catfish essence is still the same after a hundred years or a thousand years.Heishui, who has just learned about the world, feels that catfish spirits are of the same kind. Out of his closeness to the same kind, he naturally gets close to catfish spirits without hesitation.The two caves are adjacent to each other, and they often practice together.
"But he is not a good person." Even after thousands of years, the catfish spirit's soul has scattered to nowhere. When Heishui mentioned it, he was still full of resentment. Well, I forgot all about the Dao of Immortals. After a few years, I gave birth to a baby." Speaking of this, Heishui showed a very disgusted expression: "That baby looks... tsk, half-human Half a fish."
Yao Bai imagined that he was half human and half catfish, and the hairs on his body immediately stood up.He immediately interrupted the other party's thought of preparing a detailed description, "This paragraph can be skipped, and then?"
Heishui obviously didn't want to recall, so he decisively discarded this paragraph, and continued: "The combination of a human and a demon is against the law of heaven. That child was born against the sky, and he was a sick child from the womb. The mortal woman was weak after giving birth. He died not long after." Heishui's eyes drifted to the distance, as if he was recalling, "Catfish Essence tried every means to help the child transform into a human form, and also healed her with energy. No matter how deep the cultivation base is, there will be a day of exhaustion The human world does not tolerate children who are half-human, half-demon, so they have no choice but to hide back in the Minjiang River. The monks in the human world are all stubborn masters, chasing all the way to the Minjiang River to capture his father and daughter. Implications. My home is close to his home, and I am the one who suffers the most."
"What happened later?" Yao Bai looked solemn, hearing that he no longer cared about the grievances between Heishui and Catfish Essence, but couldn't help but sweat for Catfish Essence.
"The catfish spirit hangs his daughter's life with his spiritual power being overdrawn every day, so he doesn't have the strength to fight the monks. The gang of beastly people did not know what tricks they used to capture his daughter."
Yaobai didn't dare to catch his breath, and heard Heishui continue: "They set up an altar by the river to kill the little baby. When the catfish spirit came back and saw half of the baby's head hanging in front of the cave gate, he went crazy on the spot. He He rushed to the shore to avenge his daughter, but in the end he was pinned to the ground and hammered."
"Although we were annoyed that he caused trouble and came back, we couldn't bear to see him like that. I was young and energetic, and I was going crazy when I saw that scene, so I followed everyone to fight."
Heishui's practice path changed from that day on.Killing people is not as scary as imagined, but rather enjoyable.In the future, you no longer need to sneak around when you go out to look for food, and you don't need to turn your head and run when you see a mortal monk.Once the killing karma starts, it will never end, anyone who bullies him will do it to him.
Such a day is indeed better than curling up in a hole.
Heishui thought about the days of fighting and killing, although it was fun.But every time he suffers from the backlash of turbid qi, he will still pull out the catfish spirit from time to time and curse him out.After cursing, he should inhale a lot of turbid air, and he will not let go of the person who should be killed.
Yaobai walked with his head down, suddenly felt very uncomfortable, but he couldn't explain why, after a long time he whispered: "I think the catfish spirit is so pitiful."
Heishui snorted, obviously not agreeing, "Having unrealistic fantasies is stupid, he deserves it for being stupid, poor ass."
Yao Bai frowned, and said in disapproval: "The catfish spirit and the human woman are very affectionate and sexual. The human woman is willing to reproduce for him, and he is willing to give up his life for his family. How can this be stupid, just because one is a human and the other is a demon? .”
As a simple-minded dragon, Heishui's one of the few excellent qualities is persistence, commonly known as a tendon.He felt that Yaobai's thinking was very dangerous, and he would have to correct it, so he said with unparalleled patience: "This is called a monster's different ways, and it is not tolerated by the law of heaven."
At this time, Wen Bufan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and turned around, holding a frozen chick picked up by the roadside just now in his hand, and looked at the two of them calmly.
Heishui quickly pointed at him and said, "Ask the Buddha, can he marry a bird? Can a name be engraved on the marriage deed stone?"
Yao Bai suddenly shouted: "Why not?!"
"..." Heishui was taken aback, patted his chest with a bewildered expression: "If you can, then why are you yelling so loudly?"
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The young man walked in front with a muffled voice, and the umbrella above his head curled up with leaves, and he never spoke again.Heishui scratched his head, wondering why the person who was bouncing just now became fatigued in the blink of an eye.
Yao Bai couldn't tell whether it was uncomfortable or sighing, complex emotions lingered in his heart, and even his breathing felt heavy.He guessed that the catfish spirit must have been extremely desperate when he saw his daughter's dead body.
If it were me, I would go crazy too, Yao Bai thought.
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The sun is like a spark hanging in the sky, and it is about to set in the dark night coming from the valley of the mountains.If it was fine tomorrow, they would be heading south.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door in the house.Heishui by the door opened the door, paused and then slammed it shut.
Yao Bai was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Heishui said solemnly: "There is a flower demon here. It must have been found by smelling the Buddha's scent. It is not a good thing at first glance."
Yao Bai was even more puzzled, "Can you see this too?"
"Dressed in gaudy clothes, with flower arrangements all over your head, you don't look like a serious demon at first glance." Heishui was confident in his eyes.
Yao Bai faintly felt that something was wrong, so he walked over to open the door suspiciously.Heishui was still muttering on the side: "You can beat him away, this kind of dishonest..."
Then a familiar voice came into Yaobai's ears through the door panel, the voice was half puzzled and half at a loss: "It's not the wrong place here, why is it wrong?"
Yaobai slammed open the door, and sure enough, he saw Laotian standing on the stairs holding a piece of cloth and looking at it.
Luotian was overjoyed: "Xiaobai!"
Yao Bai pulled him into the house, and drank the warm tea Wen Bufan handed over.Only then did he see the face of the student who opened the door for him just now. That person was squatting by the door with a book of scriptures rolled up in his hands, reciting in a low voice, looking this way from time to time.
"Who is that?" Luo Tian asked in a low voice.
"Wen Bufan brought it back and taught him to chant scriptures every day." Yao Bai said casually.
"The apprentice of the monk?" Luo Tian looked at Heishui. Although this man did not look like a villain, his temperament was far from that of a Buddhist monk.Does the Buddha accept disciples so casually?
"What did my sister ask you to do with me?" Cai Luotian was holding a map drawn on the piece of cloth just now, and the wild and freehand style could be seen as Sang Su's handwriting.
Luotian immediately put down the teacup, and sighed deeply.Frankly speaking, the turmoil in the human world brought disaster to the Nether Division, the double gates guarding the avenue of reincarnation trembled from time to time, and everyone in the ghost clan was too busy to touch the ground.Elder You Fang asked him to come to the human world to try his luck, to see if there was any way to ease the tension.It happened that I heard from Sang Su that you were going to the south, so I came to make a companion.
"Oh." Yaobai did not doubt that he was there, and repeatedly said welcome.
Wen Bufan, who was sewing cloth bags, suddenly raised his head, and said in confusion, "Double gates are related to the safety of the human and ghost worlds. The ghost king is responsible for the whole family and should be in the ghost domain. Why is he running outside?"
"This..." Luotian held the tea bowl with a serious expression on his face: "I think so too, but I have to listen to Elder You Fang's words."
Wen Bufan didn't say anything, he just believed his words.
Luotian's heart was beating violently. On the way here, he made up the words tightly, thinking that Yaobai would definitely ask, and he would answer like this when the time came.Take all precautions, and forget that there is Wen Bufan around you.If it is exposed on the spot, it is really shameless to be a ghost.
Luotian was speechless and choked, thinking what this ghost king did was really heartbreaking.The reincarnation crisis he said was true, but he didn't leave Huangquan to inspect the human world.
When everyone in the ghost clan was busy repairing the double doors, they felt more and more that the ghost king was too young to take care of him.Elder You Fang hated that iron could not be made into steel, of course it was mainly because of Laotian's handsome and happy father.Even looking at Luotian felt that it was in the way, so he found an excuse to throw him out, pointed to his forehead and said: "Go play! Don't go home if you have nothing to do."
The ghost king was kicked out of the house, and when Yu Yu didn't know where to go, he happened to meet Sang Su who came to visit.
He thought bitterly, don't let me take care of me, but I want to take care of it, I'll go to the human world to see what's going on, and then you can kneel down and thank me.
Luotian's thinking is very simple, since the matter happened in the human world, the problem must be solved from the source.
"Is the south side fun?" he asked
"It's not fun." Heishui said nothing on his face.
"Is the Minjiang River beautiful?"
"It's not beautiful." Heishui took a deep breath, "It's just a stinky ditch with all kinds of stinky fish and rotten shrimps."
"So you still have so many neighbors!" Yao Bai was excited, "It must be very lively, unlike me." He tilted his head and clamped the umbrella, and gestured with both hands: "There is no place to live in such a big phoenix forest." Me alone."
Heishui closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't mention the neighbors to me!"
Heishui's anger was too obvious, Yaobai looked at him cautiously, but couldn't help being curious: "Ah, why?"
The scorching sky light leaked from the gap of the umbrella cover, adorning Yao Bai's body and face like little stars left in the starry sky.The twinkling eyes of a teenager staring at him.Heishui suddenly lost the interest in swearing, so he had to talk about his old grievances with his neighbors to people he had known for less than two days with a livid face.
Ever since Heishui opened his spiritual wisdom, there lived a catfish spirit next door.When Heishui realized that he had a lifespan that was several times longer than that of his tribe, he was extremely afraid of depression.
He watched his childhood playmates grow up and die quickly, and even watched the playmates' offspring die.Only the catfish essence is still the same after a hundred years or a thousand years.Heishui, who has just learned about the world, feels that catfish spirits are of the same kind. Out of his closeness to the same kind, he naturally gets close to catfish spirits without hesitation.The two caves are adjacent to each other, and they often practice together.
"But he is not a good person." Even after thousands of years, the catfish spirit's soul has scattered to nowhere. When Heishui mentioned it, he was still full of resentment. Well, I forgot all about the Dao of Immortals. After a few years, I gave birth to a baby." Speaking of this, Heishui showed a very disgusted expression: "That baby looks... tsk, half-human Half a fish."
Yao Bai imagined that he was half human and half catfish, and the hairs on his body immediately stood up.He immediately interrupted the other party's thought of preparing a detailed description, "This paragraph can be skipped, and then?"
Heishui obviously didn't want to recall, so he decisively discarded this paragraph, and continued: "The combination of a human and a demon is against the law of heaven. That child was born against the sky, and he was a sick child from the womb. The mortal woman was weak after giving birth. He died not long after." Heishui's eyes drifted to the distance, as if he was recalling, "Catfish Essence tried every means to help the child transform into a human form, and also healed her with energy. No matter how deep the cultivation base is, there will be a day of exhaustion The human world does not tolerate children who are half-human, half-demon, so they have no choice but to hide back in the Minjiang River. The monks in the human world are all stubborn masters, chasing all the way to the Minjiang River to capture his father and daughter. Implications. My home is close to his home, and I am the one who suffers the most."
"What happened later?" Yao Bai looked solemn, hearing that he no longer cared about the grievances between Heishui and Catfish Essence, but couldn't help but sweat for Catfish Essence.
"The catfish spirit hangs his daughter's life with his spiritual power being overdrawn every day, so he doesn't have the strength to fight the monks. The gang of beastly people did not know what tricks they used to capture his daughter."
Yaobai didn't dare to catch his breath, and heard Heishui continue: "They set up an altar by the river to kill the little baby. When the catfish spirit came back and saw half of the baby's head hanging in front of the cave gate, he went crazy on the spot. He He rushed to the shore to avenge his daughter, but in the end he was pinned to the ground and hammered."
"Although we were annoyed that he caused trouble and came back, we couldn't bear to see him like that. I was young and energetic, and I was going crazy when I saw that scene, so I followed everyone to fight."
Heishui's practice path changed from that day on.Killing people is not as scary as imagined, but rather enjoyable.In the future, you no longer need to sneak around when you go out to look for food, and you don't need to turn your head and run when you see a mortal monk.Once the killing karma starts, it will never end, anyone who bullies him will do it to him.
Such a day is indeed better than curling up in a hole.
Heishui thought about the days of fighting and killing, although it was fun.But every time he suffers from the backlash of turbid qi, he will still pull out the catfish spirit from time to time and curse him out.After cursing, he should inhale a lot of turbid air, and he will not let go of the person who should be killed.
Yaobai walked with his head down, suddenly felt very uncomfortable, but he couldn't explain why, after a long time he whispered: "I think the catfish spirit is so pitiful."
Heishui snorted, obviously not agreeing, "Having unrealistic fantasies is stupid, he deserves it for being stupid, poor ass."
Yao Bai frowned, and said in disapproval: "The catfish spirit and the human woman are very affectionate and sexual. The human woman is willing to reproduce for him, and he is willing to give up his life for his family. How can this be stupid, just because one is a human and the other is a demon? .”
As a simple-minded dragon, Heishui's one of the few excellent qualities is persistence, commonly known as a tendon.He felt that Yaobai's thinking was very dangerous, and he would have to correct it, so he said with unparalleled patience: "This is called a monster's different ways, and it is not tolerated by the law of heaven."
At this time, Wen Bufan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and turned around, holding a frozen chick picked up by the roadside just now in his hand, and looked at the two of them calmly.
Heishui quickly pointed at him and said, "Ask the Buddha, can he marry a bird? Can a name be engraved on the marriage deed stone?"
Yao Bai suddenly shouted: "Why not?!"
"..." Heishui was taken aback, patted his chest with a bewildered expression: "If you can, then why are you yelling so loudly?"
-
The young man walked in front with a muffled voice, and the umbrella above his head curled up with leaves, and he never spoke again.Heishui scratched his head, wondering why the person who was bouncing just now became fatigued in the blink of an eye.
Yao Bai couldn't tell whether it was uncomfortable or sighing, complex emotions lingered in his heart, and even his breathing felt heavy.He guessed that the catfish spirit must have been extremely desperate when he saw his daughter's dead body.
If it were me, I would go crazy too, Yao Bai thought.
-
The sun is like a spark hanging in the sky, and it is about to set in the dark night coming from the valley of the mountains.If it was fine tomorrow, they would be heading south.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door in the house.Heishui by the door opened the door, paused and then slammed it shut.
Yao Bai was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Heishui said solemnly: "There is a flower demon here. It must have been found by smelling the Buddha's scent. It is not a good thing at first glance."
Yao Bai was even more puzzled, "Can you see this too?"
"Dressed in gaudy clothes, with flower arrangements all over your head, you don't look like a serious demon at first glance." Heishui was confident in his eyes.
Yao Bai faintly felt that something was wrong, so he walked over to open the door suspiciously.Heishui was still muttering on the side: "You can beat him away, this kind of dishonest..."
Then a familiar voice came into Yaobai's ears through the door panel, the voice was half puzzled and half at a loss: "It's not the wrong place here, why is it wrong?"
Yaobai slammed open the door, and sure enough, he saw Laotian standing on the stairs holding a piece of cloth and looking at it.
Luotian was overjoyed: "Xiaobai!"
Yao Bai pulled him into the house, and drank the warm tea Wen Bufan handed over.Only then did he see the face of the student who opened the door for him just now. That person was squatting by the door with a book of scriptures rolled up in his hands, reciting in a low voice, looking this way from time to time.
"Who is that?" Luo Tian asked in a low voice.
"Wen Bufan brought it back and taught him to chant scriptures every day." Yao Bai said casually.
"The apprentice of the monk?" Luo Tian looked at Heishui. Although this man did not look like a villain, his temperament was far from that of a Buddhist monk.Does the Buddha accept disciples so casually?
"What did my sister ask you to do with me?" Cai Luotian was holding a map drawn on the piece of cloth just now, and the wild and freehand style could be seen as Sang Su's handwriting.
Luotian immediately put down the teacup, and sighed deeply.Frankly speaking, the turmoil in the human world brought disaster to the Nether Division, the double gates guarding the avenue of reincarnation trembled from time to time, and everyone in the ghost clan was too busy to touch the ground.Elder You Fang asked him to come to the human world to try his luck, to see if there was any way to ease the tension.It happened that I heard from Sang Su that you were going to the south, so I came to make a companion.
"Oh." Yaobai did not doubt that he was there, and repeatedly said welcome.
Wen Bufan, who was sewing cloth bags, suddenly raised his head, and said in confusion, "Double gates are related to the safety of the human and ghost worlds. The ghost king is responsible for the whole family and should be in the ghost domain. Why is he running outside?"
"This..." Luotian held the tea bowl with a serious expression on his face: "I think so too, but I have to listen to Elder You Fang's words."
Wen Bufan didn't say anything, he just believed his words.
Luotian's heart was beating violently. On the way here, he made up the words tightly, thinking that Yaobai would definitely ask, and he would answer like this when the time came.Take all precautions, and forget that there is Wen Bufan around you.If it is exposed on the spot, it is really shameless to be a ghost.
Luotian was speechless and choked, thinking what this ghost king did was really heartbreaking.The reincarnation crisis he said was true, but he didn't leave Huangquan to inspect the human world.
When everyone in the ghost clan was busy repairing the double doors, they felt more and more that the ghost king was too young to take care of him.Elder You Fang hated that iron could not be made into steel, of course it was mainly because of Laotian's handsome and happy father.Even looking at Luotian felt that it was in the way, so he found an excuse to throw him out, pointed to his forehead and said: "Go play! Don't go home if you have nothing to do."
The ghost king was kicked out of the house, and when Yu Yu didn't know where to go, he happened to meet Sang Su who came to visit.
He thought bitterly, don't let me take care of me, but I want to take care of it, I'll go to the human world to see what's going on, and then you can kneel down and thank me.
Luotian's thinking is very simple, since the matter happened in the human world, the problem must be solved from the source.
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